Watched Labyrinth last night with @galacticjay1, and my brain worms took over.
So woe, hermitcraft Labyrinth au be upon ye
Gem as Sarah, main character energy unfortunately but someone's gotta do it. she's the type to just end up in situations.
that way the baby Toby can be her puppy Winnie.
[alt option would have been Scott, cause Scott's got the vibe to just be in places, but he could not be bothered to actually go through the labyrinth]
Bdubs as Hoggle, just look at him. the tolken short guy whos forced to help and will complain every step of the way about it, and will completely kissass up to their boss. Also both having a prized possession always kept at their side [the Clock, and the bundle of jewelry]
Scar as Jareth the Goblin King, Yea. Who else.
Etho as Ludo, just vibes really. Quiet dude willing to help and can just do wild shit for no good reason.
[alt option was Doc, cause he's got the tall brute force energy to him as well, by they said it didn't fit. Docs got more of a higher energy to him then what would fit]
Rens Sir Didymus, Dog Knight. eccentric mf who screams out soliloquys going on about saving the fair madden they have devoted their time and service to, is that Sir Didymus or Ren? yes.
Ok those are the main ones, now onto the other characters met in the labyrinth in approximate order of appearance
Xisuma is the worm. look at that mf and tell me I am wrong, one of the lines is this dude asking Sarah to come in for a cup of tea. Id apologize to the Xisuma enjoyers, but this is tumbler and people know he's a bit of a wet paper bag kinda guy.
Impulse and Skizz are the door Guards, The guards have no idea what's going on and neither do those two. I know its Technically the "Four Guards" and It could be team Zits, but the vibe isn't there fully.
the type of mfs to mislead someone by pure accident[Skizz], and also cause its a lil funny[Impulse]
Martin as the False Alarms, their entire roll is to dramatically shout false warnings at the people who pass. If I didn't make the man who abuses the voice effects on his GoXLR as the rocks who wait to shout at people, I'd be making a mistake. [listener ass bitch]
Also there is straight up a line where one of them goes "oh please, we don't get to shout these very often, its only our job" in some posh voice, then go back to the deep dramatic shouting. and that's just Martin man.
Grian and Mumbo as the Door Knockers, vibes [its also funny to make everyone's favorite guys as characters only seen for five minuets at most] If any two guys are going to be subjected to living their life forever constantly shouting at each other barely being able to understand what the other is saying, it'd be those two.
Grian would be the Left, would also scream if he couldn't hear someone [Watcher allegations also]
Mumbo as right because the ring in his mouth could be drawn as his mustache
Tango's a Firey, look at him. Cartoon ass bitch, the entire scuffed greenscreen dance sequence is on par with his thumbnails.
I know there are supposed to be five of the dudes, but shhhh
Zedaph would also fit with these fuckers. the type of guy who could probably detach his head, but still knows that there are manners and its rude to throw someone else's head
Pearl as the Junk Lady, she's the cleaning lady and collects trash, was it ever a question? And Pearls gremlin voice is the exact same as the Junk lady's voice
Doc's the lil fairies at the beginning of the labyrinth, everyone say thank you to Doccy for butterfly truthing Doc.
Jellie as just all the goblins, Scar the Jellie king instead of the Goblin king. The threat of Winnie getting turned into a cat is kinda funny, also there's the Humongous? that's a Jellie panda
the only main characters Im missing is the Wise Man and the Hat, I just do not know who to put them as, maybe Xb and Keralis cause of vibe? or Xb and Hypno cause of the horsehead farms bit. I do not know.
All that will come from this is me maybe drawing Ren and Scar as the characters, feel free to do what you want with this, my brain just needed to scream about this really
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Brain go brr on the Q&A
+Xander trying to hide his piercing from his school is so him, I love it.
+Listen, I don't want to overthink the Q&A too much, but my brain won't let me be normal about some things. The birthday thing caught my eye. Supposedly, some of the dates are important, but the rest are meant to be spread out, right? But Veronika and David's birthdays are, like, two days apart, so does that mean they're important? Same with Ace and Arei (ike three days), but at least Ace's birthday is Halloween so it's not hard to figure out. I don't remember most of the other birthdays, so I don't know if there's more examples.
+Why is this the "new David"'s default sprite? Is he so smug it runs all the way to his default pose? What.
+David can cook, malewife status confirmed. Also, "how does he handle his feelings? Badly" That's hilarious.
+New info on the Spurlings! This is getting outta hand, now there's two of them! I'm really intrigued as to what the hell their deal is. And Duke could have been alive during the Tragedy? What are we implying here? So many questions!
+Ace is officially gay! Many people are happy with this development. Though I have to ask, did anyone ship him with any woman? Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen that. Anyways, not like it matters now!
+Pan Veronika, pan Veronika, pan Veronika yes! I love it! New headcanon; she just dates/has sex with anyone she thinks will be entertaining to date/fuck. "Bit-sexual", as internet funnyman Alpharad would put it.
+I swear the David sexuality thing is an actual quote from somewhere. Hold on.
Found it! Not the exact wording, but Andrew Garfield said something like it once. I love it, it's perfect for David!
+So Charles' scar is a dog bite, but he doesn't remember and thinks it's a birthmark? Is it... related to his brother's death? Dev, what. You can't just say things like that and then not elaborate. /j
+Levi with a sweet tooth is fantastic. I think it was already implied in his profile, but it's still great!
+Alright, about favorite colors:
Teruko: red (reasoning: association)
So... Xander or Mai? I'm leaning towards Mai, frankly.
Charles: "Why would I assign emotional value to colors? That's a ridiculous waste of energy." (cerulean)
That quote is hilarious. And now I can't help but imagine Charles unironically writing "cerulean orbs" in a fanfic-
Whit: neon pink (reasoning: "Pink!!")
God, I love these characters.
J: black (reasoning: cool)
I wouldn't expect less.
Nico: none (reasoning: no interest)
I honestly kinda love this, but also what does it mean.
Ace: dark blue/purple (reasoning: refuses to provide reasoning)
Acevi shippers are eating today, holy.
Arei: azure (reasoning: "I'm blue, so clearly it's the best color!")
Why did you have to die?
Min: taupe (reasoning: comforting)
Min information: absorbed. Love it. Also her design has a lot of taupe (I think) so it's comforting to me too.
Veronika: white in conjunction with other colors (reasoning: brings out other colors well)
Huh.
Alright, now least favorite:
Whit: gray (reasoning: boring)
Alright, tone it down, Kamukura.
Rose: none (reasoning: all colors have their value in the right situations)
Fantastic, I adore this.
Eden: blue (reasoning: "Kind of a downer color...")
Areden shippers in shambles. How would you say this about your girlfriend's color, Eden?
J: pink (reasoning: obvious)
If you listen closely, you'll hear Whit's heart breaking in the distance. But this is expected.
Hu: blueish white (reasoning: sterile)
This is Arturo's fave. Are we setting up a foil thing here? I'd honestly love to see it, Arturo and Hu may be the characters I want to see the most of after maybe Veronika.
Nico: white (reasoning: unsettling)
Nico, what- what the hell are you talking about?
Ace: titian (reasoning: doesn't like himself)
Ouch.
Min: white and pink together (reasoning: annoying)
Dude, Whit cannot stop catching L's here, what is going on. Anyways, Min info absorbed.
Veronika: white in the absence of other colors (reasoning: soulless)
So, this is pretty interesting and all that... but she dislikes the same color as Nico? The Vero-Nico dynamic grows stronger! You love to see it. Or I love to see it, I adore them as friends/spiritual siblings.
+Ace has nine siblings?! That's a lot of kids!
+Nico cuts their own hair, and gets the cat ear things to stay up? Ultimate Hairdresser in the bulding!
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Veronika's single green earring is a 'good luck charm' given to her by her dearest friend.
Aafgsj- Who?! Okay, first, I didn't even realize she had that, so thanks for pointing it out. Second, you can't just say that! Because you know I'm gonna assume that's Mai, especially with it being a 'good luck' charm when Mai is (kinda) the antithesis of Teruko and thus (kinda) the antithesis of bad luck. Am I to assume Veronika will be plot relevant now? Because I sure hope she is! I wasn't supposed to overthink the Q&A, dev, but look at what you're doing to me!
+Now the ice cream flavors:
Charles - coffee
This is actually stated in his profile. You gotta admire the consistency.
Hu - rose
Honey, wake up, a new random ship based on one (1) detail just dropped. It's a pretty cute one, too.
Nico - "the flavor" (doesn't elaborate further)
What is Nico doing in this Q&A? What am I supposed to gather from this?
Min - lemon
Min info drop spotted. I'm very normal about this character.
Xander - sauerkraut???
Xander, what the fuck are you talking about.
Veronika - funfetti
Honestly love this. White with other colors, right? It's perfect!
+Rose's painting preferences are cool to know, and she does give off a bit of middle child vibes, idk why. And two moms? Pog.
+That concept art! DRDT would have ended a lot earlier if Arei simply had a gun.
+Smells! (which of you people-)
Veronika - Womanly perfume (heavy)
I... was not expecting that! But it's Veronika info, so I absorb it. I kinda like the idea.
Nico - Cat
The more I learn about Nico, the more I love them.
Min - Lavender/eucalyptus/lemons/whatever essential oil she decided to use that day
W-Why does she use essential oils? I guess they must help her relax, because there's no way she actually believes they have any other benefit. Unexpected, but it's neat.
Whit - Fruity fun shampoo (for kids)
Yeah, yeah.
+Interesting that the Spurling Foundation and XF-Ture Tech don't have any connection, I guess that post I made on Min's secret is slightly outdated. Still, XF-Ture Tech "seems to do a lot of other things", huh? Peculiar.
I loved this Q&A, it was so much fun! I hope something like this is done again in the future, it's great.
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