#im proud of how it turned out tho so it was worth it

[unknownchaos]

Scorpion, the GOAT

#JESUS this took me forever #im proud of how it turned out tho so it was worth it #scorpion #hanzo hasashi #scorpion mk #scorpion mortal kombat #scorpion mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat #mk11 #mk11 scorpion #mortal kombat scorpion #chaotic art

[iaeriy]

sleep well ; (alejandro balde x reader)

summary; your boyfriend misses you on an away barçelona game so he facetimes you but things get carried away

warnings- masturbation, dirty talk, spanish speaking.

note: this is very short, request anything if u want i’ll be working on the request nexts & i just finsihed this during school so.. request anything or even a part 2 to this! enjoy:,)

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“como te fue en el juego?” (-how did your game go?) you said as you were laying down on your stomach, camera on holding the phone to show your face, “bueno va bien, es solo que..han pasado dos días sin ti.” (-it’s going well, just that it’s been two days without you.) he said sighing as you saw a small pout forming in his face, you giggled at his expressions. “no puede ser tan malo, me verás en unos días..no te preocupes.” (-it can’t be that bad, you’ll see me in a few days again..don’t worry.) you said moving the camera a bit as you shifted around the sheets finding a good position before your ass accidentally showed on the screen. “perdón.” (-im sorry) you said as you saw his eyes widened a bit, “bueno que estuviste haciendo ahora que no estoy en la casa contigo..” (-well, what have you been doing now that am not at home with you.) alejandro said as you hummed rubbing your thighs together, “hmmm well..it’s not bad just the bed empty pretty much.” you said as he chuckled through your phone, “you played so well tho baby, i’m proud of you.” you said as he smiled at you through the facetime call.

once the call had gotten quieter you looked over to your phone still seeing the facetime was still going, “ale? are you asleep?” you said as you heard a slightly faint groan, “yes baby..?” he said as you frowned knowing something was off, “what are you doing?” getting suspicious as you overthought two things. one, he’s falling asleep and it’s time to call it a night or..two, he’s thinking about you. it was quiet for a few seconds, that was until a grunt was heard. lour and clear. “just..thinking about you.” he says as you blushed heavily, “mmmm you are?” you said as you felt your heart fluttering. “can’t stop thinking about us and our private moments..” he said as you closed your eyes humming as your mind flooded dirty thoughts. thoughts that instantly gave you butterflies. you looked at the camera turning it on, “baby..show me what your doing right now..” you said your voice being calm as he didn’t hesitate to pick his phone up, showing you his half undressed self as your eyes dropped down to his veiny-hard dick. you blushed heavily as you rubbed your thighs together. “is that for me?” you said smiling innocently as you heard him grunt through the facetime again.

“fuck babe.. i miss you so bad.” he said as you put a pillow far from you grabbing your phone placing it far from you, your whole body and your face showing, “want me to help baby? it’ll be worth it.” you said chewing and sucking on the flesh skin of your bottom skin as you heard him say a groany ‘yes’ you giggled as you slid your hands under his hoodie rubbing your nipple against your cold fingertips as you bit down on your skin. “look baby..” you said as he looked at the camera before you grabbed the hem of his hoodie, lifting it up as your bare chest and half your clitoral area showed, he groaned as you giggled shaking your chest as you squeezed your breasts together. you looked at his reaction smiling innocently to him, “fuck..i want to touch them.”he said groaning as you saw his hand stroking himself up and down, “i want you here ale..letting your hands roam around my body, letting you do whatever you want..” you said as he chuckled biting down on his lip as he admired your body through the phone, “touch yourself for me baby.” he whispered loud and clear as you hummed in response.

you slid your hand down to your clitoral area, rubbing your folds as a small whimper slipped out of your lips, picking up the wetness from your fingers, spreading it around your clit as you began to rub yourself slowly, your breath hitching as a moan left your mouth. “a-ale..” you moaned out as you held onto the sheet with your free hand still rubbing yourself, “i want you..i want your cock to stuff me up and strech my walls..” you said in between your moans as he groaned through the phone, you continued rubbing yourself as you slid a finger inside you, arching your back as a whiny moan left your lips thrusting your finger in and out of you slowly, “f-fuckkkk..m-miss..your dick..” you whimpered out as you rubbed your clit with your free hand yet thrusting your finger in & out of you, as you leaned your head back hitting that spot, closing your eyes imagining as if they were his fingers.

“such a dirty little girl for me.. i just want to fuck myself into you and mark my territory everywhere on you.” he said as your stomach began burning up as you were close to your orgasm, you whined out loud thrusting your fingers in and out of you, “i-i’m..close..” you whimpered out as he chuckled through the phone, as you began to thrust your fingers quickly. moaning loudly as you kept hitting the same spot that drove you crazy, over and over. “please..i need your cock..s-so bad..” you cried out as felt yourself closer and closer. “you’re always doing so well for me..so adorable. i should reward you.” he said chuckling as that was all you needed for yourself to leave your peak, as you moaned out his name over and over as you came on your fingers with the thoughts of him. you slowed your pace down as you catched your breath pulling your fingers out slowly, as your thighs were shaking. you lowered your hoodie down as you laid on your stomach and sighed shakily.

“was that worth it?” he said chuckling as you rolled your eyes nodding your head, “were u masturbating the whole time?” you said letting out a hitched out giggle, as he chuckled, “of course, you showed half your ass out and you weren’t wearing panties, missy.” he said.

“don’t worry. it’ll be much fun when am home.”

#alejandro balde #alejandro balde imagine #alejandro balde smut #alejandro balde fanfic #alejandro balde one shot #alejandro balde blurb #alejandro balde x you #alejandro balde x reader #football one shots #football imagine #football x reader #football smut #soccer smut #soccer x reader

[callofloony]

Ghost x Plus sized reader.

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Tags: Gn!Reader, talk of insecurity, fluff, just pure unadulterated fluff!! No smut if that’s what you were hoping for, lots of physical contact tho, sorry!! (This is a sfw blog)

A/N: Some very self indulgent Ghost fluff and hcs because im very upset rn, i think the entire cod community could use a little happiness atm (iykyk)

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Ghost, who will gently cup/pinch your stomach or your hips whenever you’re feeling insecure just to get your attention, and then pull you super duper close to him and just love on you!! He adores you, and loves to dote on your softness, your adorable squish, and the fact that you give the best cuddles bc of it!

Ghost, whose favorite place to rest his head, and/or sleep, is on your stomach. When he’s home from deployment, the first thing he’ll do is shower and change, (his way of acclimating back home) then he’ll walk up to you, pull you into the bedroom (if you arent there already) and just lay his head on your stomach while finally being in bed, play with his hair why don’t you!! I promise he’ll melt.

Ghost, who loves to give you soft kisses and love bites across your body, he gets cuteness aggression cuz of you!! He needs to take it out somehow! So your body is usually always covered in very gentle bite marks from where Ghost likes to nip you. The puppy his is! Stg!!!

Ghost, who is very grateful for your extra warmth during the colder months, those days where huddling up in a blanket with the heat turned up just isn’t enough, and he needs to pull you close and stick his hands up your shirt to warm em up, simply resting on your stomach. (It normally ends with you yelping and flinching from his chilly hands, which gets a chuckle out of him.)

Ghost, who loves to see you when you’re very clearly in full confidence!! You’re wearing a more form fitting outfit in public, one that he chose for you long ago, and one that made you nervous before, but now it isn’t so scary anymore!! He’s so proud of you!!

Ghost, who will (politely) demand Laswell to track anyone who insults or shames you for your body, he doesn’t want you to feel ashamed or upset, you’re his baby <33 no ones allowed to hurt you, or so help him.

Ghost, who loves giving you chin and neck kisses, because it’s near your double chin, and he loves your double chin!! It makes your face look so round and SQUISHY!!

Ghost, who is all for knowing you could rival him in strength because of your extra fat, you gave him a purely playful punch on the shoulder once, not thinking much of it, until you hear him wince a little. You felt SOOO BAD. YOU DIDN’T MEANT TO HURT HIM!! Until he chuckles and smirks, complimenting your strength before kissing your cheek and calling you a dork <333

Ghost, who loves to compliment and praise your appearance on the regular because he loves how flustered it makes you!! You’ve struggled with your body for ages, now you have someone who loves you no matter what!

Ghost, who loves the extra weight and pressure you give whenever you lay on top of him, it helps keep him grounded and relaxed, especially after a hard day!!

Ghost, who has to use every ounce of his strength and will not to pinch your cheeks and (gently) shake your face, YOU’RE JUST TOO SOFT AND CUTE!! HE LOVES IT. But eventually, he fails to hold back, and the confusion on your face after made it all worth it.

Ghost, who will sometimes use you as a stress toy, gently placing a hand on your arm and/or thigh and just massaging it gently. It could be a very casual thing, you two are watching a movie in bed, and he’ll just randomly start squeezing your bicep!! Or it could be more committed, where your whole body is a stress toy, and he’ll just squish you repeatedly.

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A/N: I think that’s all I have for now, take care of yourself, and be safe!! I mean it

#cod mw2 #cod #call of duty mw2 #cod mwii #mw2 #mw2 2022 #mwii #cod x gen!reader #cod x reader #cod x y/n #ghost x gn reader #ghost x reader #ghost x you #ghost x y/n #ghost x gender neutral reader #ghost mw2 #ghost mwii #cod ghost #ghost cod #ghost modern warfare

[noyasaur]

hi, can you give me some advice on my problem? i feel like i am so far from my dr. not in the sense of not being able to shift but i find it hard to imagine myself having those things. it actually comes from my low self-worth, i don't see myself worthy of having those things. i have just realized this today and i think it's why i haven't shifted yet, bc i don't align with my dr. i can visualize well but not really "feel" it. just this morning i was thinking of smth im gonna do in my dr(my dr and cr goes at the same time) in a week and i tried to feel the excitement of the upcoming event only to realize i cannot see myself having it so that's why im not there yet. i have manifested to not have doubts so they have increased so much so i decided to manifest aligning with my dr as well. for the past 4-5 days my 4d has been mostly my dr and it helps, i feel close! but i was hoping you could give me some advice on this, good thing i was able to realize what was holding me back tho :0

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hihi! first of all, i'm super proud of you for working out what you think was holding you back! that's amazing progress and your one step closer to your dr :D i think you're already on the right track, since you said you've been manifesting to not have many doubts along with manifesting being aligned with your dr, so i would also say to continue with that. especially if you said it's working, which is great to hear!

however, i do have some further advice and tips you could follow, to help you feel closer to your dr!

however, one thing i do recommend for you to do maybe look into, is improving your self-concept/self-esteem. your self-concept is basically the way you see yourself: your identity, what you're capable of as a person, what makes up you as a person- basically, how YOU see yourself as a person. improving your self-concept can get you into the habit of being kinder to yourself and seeing yourself in a more positive light. thus, in turn, being more confident and seeing yourself as a person who is worthy of experiencing their dr! the first step to improving your self-concept is obviously being kinder to yourself; start rooting for yourself and realise that you need to be nicer to yourself! why do you think you're undeserving of shifting? why do you feel this way? find the cause and work on improving your mindset towards yourself. not only does it help with shifting, but also will greatly improve your life and self-esteem too.

i also do have some ways to feel more aligned with your dr that personally love to use. one thing i like to do is when i'm going about my daily life as usual, i like to take a moment to pause and envision and act like i am already in my desired reality. to make this make a little more sense, for example, i could be just brushing my teeth at night like i usually do, but then i take a moment to really feel everything around me. i take in the moment and envision myself being next to a person in my desired reality. like me in this moment, brushing my teeth next so somebody from my dr. just in the moment- i don't close my eyes and visualise, i just try and form and visualise the person being next to me right in that moment while i'm doing the action i;m doing in that moment. i even sometimes go further and imagine their voice, or imagine their touch. it helps me to not only realise how real experiencing another reality is going to be, but also helps me be able to envision myself in my dr more, as it's just like it is in this reality. (i'm not sure if this makes sense so i hope it does 😭)

another thing i like to do is script or write down memories from my desired reality. scripting memories or even trying to channel memories from my desired reality helps me so much. it doesn't matter if the memories you write down are 'made up' or memories you've actually gained from your dr, because no matter what, in that reality you've already experienced these things regardless. it also helps me form more of an emotional connection to my desired reality. you could even do this while listening to subliminals that help you gain memories from your dr!

although, you could also do some of the more commonly suggested things to help you feel aligned with your dr such as guided meditations, affirming, listening to music that reminds you of your dr, make subliminals, manifesting (what you're already doing so i think you should defs continue doing that if it's already helping you!!), etc.

anyways i hope this helped! good luck on your journey and you got this! and remember that you are so so deserving of shifting and experiencing your desired reality. you found shifting for a reason, and you deserve it and to experience your dreams and desires.

- saturn ♡

#shiftblr #shifting #reality shifting #desired reality #shifting realities #reality shifter #shifting blog #desired realities #noyasaur #shifting community #ask saturn💌

[ordinary-funky-feline-type]

this year ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h h h this year i did a lot of traditional art that i didnt post on the internet, and i've been delving in on my own characters and stories, some new, some old, some self-inserts based on games (At least three of them XD)

As per usual, i keep discovering new aspects of my brain, this year ive really shown myself how deranged i am, but, like in a new way. i guess put it that way it doesnt sound very different from usual. well, i thought i was different, turns out i'll keep on carrying the same patterns as always, always. it's interesting tho. im trying to learn to love myself. and, trust people (As always. Forever?).

THIS YEAR, i rescued two kitties... oh yeah thats true that was this yeearr??!?!??!? this was a long year. i took care of them for about two months, one of them had to have surgery, and i felt pretty proud of being able to pay it by myself, to have money that i can invest in a kitty's health (although i spent all the money i had on that XD). a relative of mine adopted the kitties and i get to see them every once and then =-3 i love them so much........ i love them...............

the political situation in argentina is really worrying too. mmeh, im even scared to talk about it publicly. the feelings i have are of such frustration, and impotence, and fear. i feel strong in my values and ideals, but im not sure how much worth that'll have in reality.

this year ive also solidified my love for jpegmaf-, sorry, excuse me, JPEGMAFIA ALL CAPS NO SPACES ='-3

this year was a snails and mantis year. and ants too. id like to propose a goal for myself this upcoming year: please scan all that traditional shit youve been doing XD its pretty good.

thanks for reading! follow my wife: @tightroots

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my cat Hebras:

and..

#2023 #my cat Hebras

[fortnightthere]

for the creators ask: 3, 12 and 22! (Btw there IS a correct answer to 3 which is basically any answer that includes that grudge edit you made for ‘the arguments that I won against you in my head in the shower in the car in the mirror before bed’ do u know how rent free that lives in my head)

3: pick your 5 favourite creations and explain what you love most about them!

the eras tour edit this is one of my favourite edits ive made AAH it turned out EXACTLY the way i wanted it to and im so so so so proud of it 🥺

the grudge edit you are so right actually i spent SO LONG on this one HAHA i remember finding out i could do the shower/car/mirror/bed thing and i felt like god 😭 also fun fact when i was saving this it crashed my entire computer so i had to make the whole thing from scratch AGAIN it was so worth it tho

last kiss snwt//eras edit!! i was so emo when making this HAHA i remember i hadn't made an edit for speak now which was kinda bothering me so when i saw a video of the iconic last kiss on the original koi fish guitar i KNEW i had to make this

tis the damn season x literati edit this is the first out of my many threshold edits!! i think the first too where i made an actual edit instead of a normal gifset!! i was so so so proud of how this turned out i actually printed it out and put it in my clear phone case hehe

you are in love x literati gifset this is back from my literati gifset phase and one of my first gifsets that i'm actually proud of!! i love the scene selection and font so much HAHA yeah i wanted to add one of the earlier gifsets :'))

12: pick your favourite creation of yours based on the colour palette hmm i quite like the colouring on this one

22: a creation that was difficult to make but worthwhile!! i wanna say the grudge edit but i already mentioned it so next one is this fallen angels x chungking express one it took me 6 hours but i KNEW i needed to make it after i saw fallen angels

creators ask game!

#thank you for asking really got me deep into giffing meemory lane HAHA #i meet you in warm conversation*

[buttcheek2]

here are my first attempts at scrapbooking. ive learned so far that it is way harder to plan a spread and commit to using my precious materials than i thought. and im still figuring out how to layer in a way that i like. i used some of my most treasured papers and stickers and drawings and tapes for these. im rly proud of myself for using them even tho the pages didn’t turn out exactly the way i wanted. bc it feels good to just look at the memories they represent and savor my efforts to celebrate them. it was definitely worth challenging my hoarding habits. im excited to make more pages. im sure my vision will get clearer from here and I’ll build the skills to fulfill it!

#my art

[chryblossomjjk]

You said diary, so I'm here to deliver

TMI WARNING (lol):

Fortunately, I never did the nasty with him (the thought is 🤢). Only went as far as the back seat canoodling (is that how u spell?) bc even tho I had no standards, I knew my limits. He sucked at kissing tho and his nostrils were so big that his fucking snot got into my mouth 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. His kissing skills were extra disappointing bc he was my first kiss, and my dreams were shattered bc I thought kissing was gonna be boring for the rest of my life.

While i wasn't dating him at the time (15 y/o me was depressed and insecure 🙁), he was my first boyfriend technically (only when he wasn't cheating on me 😉🙄). So, I guess you could say the whole dating experience was ass.

Man's made me very sad and took advantage of the fact that I was so hung up on him to have the chance to get off. However, he was ass at that, too. I'm pretty sure the dude had a death grip on himself whenever he watched porn bc he'd always suggest we "finish at home," as in by ourselves 🤨🤡.

Turns out he was still ass later bc his ex-girlfriend came to tell me all the tea when they broke up.

Also unfortunate, but he was so a part of my friend group bc me and my friends were immature. BUT, this gave me plenty of opportunity to roast his fragile masculinity as much as I wanted. He was gonna pay for my therapy and emotional trauma somehow 🤷‍♀️😂.

Sadly, I tried to date another emotionally and physically stunted guy after that, which ended before it started (I could go on about him, too ugh).

On a happier note, i haven't dated since, and while sometimes I feel like I'm missing out, I know that I need to have a great relationship with myself first. I'm really finding myself even though the past 4 years have been hard, and it has been and will continue to be worth it 🥰

But fuck, I miss kissing and cuddling 🫠🥺.

Thanks for letting me rant, most darling Kiki. I 💖 you.

im so sorry my love! honestly, it's kinda nutty to see how that first person you're really into heavily influences the way you feel about yourself, relationships, etc. i'm so sorry your first experience with love was traumatic and i'm so glad to hear that you're healing <3

and unfortuantely its all trial and error and sometimes you find another dud like you did the sceond time. however, you were able to spot the red flags asap n gtfo of there!! v proud of you for that like thats not an easy thing to do!

i really hope when you're ready, you find a love that is kind, sympathetic, and easy, bc you deserve it :( <3

#ask #men are trash

[miwtual]

kai you thinking about my louis set warms my heart 🫶🏽 i think about your lady gaga set you did, and your nancy girlhood set. i gotta ask you though, what are your top five favorite gifsets you’ve done?

jackie ily <333333 but this is such a hard question!!!!!! i have a lot of gifsets im proud of and feel like are my favorites,,, but besides the ones that u mentioned, here's five more from oldest to newest (in the last few months) <3

edancy + lyrics about lost love — i had been wanting to use that inspo set for SO LONG and i was so excited when i could use it for a gifset <33 and i think this one came out soooo pretty

miw in "cyberhex" mv + behind the scenes — this set i made with literally no plan in my head as to how to make it, and it came out sooo much better than i thought it was going to!!

blorbo of 2022 — once again was just so excited that i finally found a way to use that inspo set that i tagged bc i wanted to use it SO BAD but was so worried i wouldnt be able to make it look good sjdfbsnkjdf

eddie munson + promises in the dark by pat benatar — im tagging this version bc im just so excited with how u can see the improvement from the original version of it <3

c'est comme ca by paramore lyric set — this was more of an experimental gifset than anything, and im still so happy with how it turned out <33 that torn paper effect took so fuckign long to line up tho but WORTH IT

#kai.answer

[wooahaes]

Hi Daisy! (I'm so sorry, I don't know if it's weird for me to call you that, I can stop!) How are you? I'm new to Tumblr, so I don't actually know if I've done this right. Sorry if I haven't! In your questionnaire, I said that I was too scared to message you, but I've finally done it! I wanted to say I love your work, it's so comforting and I find it immersive. Sorry if this is a stupid question, should I be reblogging fics that I like? I feel bad for not doing it, but I don't know what it is.

omg its 100% fine to call me daisy?? its not my real name but i think a lot of ppl would guess that skdfhsdf pls know that if u see this (literally anyone who follows me) its 100% ok to call me daisy!! i wouldnt have it on my blog if it wasn't <3

i'm good! tummy hurtin a lil and im feeling the lack of sleep (rewatching shinee world iv was worth it tho), but it's all good <3 welcome to tumblr u will never leave /j

also omg hi!! ur message was super sweet and im proud of u for stepping out of ur comfort zone!! pls know i don't bite (unless ppl bite first) and i'm always happy to talk to anons <3 also i'm glad i can provide comfort to you!! ur super sweet aw

absolutely not a stupid question at all tho!! a lot of writers and other cc's will say a resounding "yes" and while i do think that people should reblog fics they like, if its initially like... super daunting to do so, i think its okay to like? getting used to tumblr can be kinda hard in the beginning, but i do highly recommend reblogging fics--even if you don't have any followers btw, the engagement still means a lot to ppl!! even if ppl don't put tags or anything, it says "i like this and i want other people to see it" since likes aren't public the way they are on other websites (or at all, if you turn them off)

please don't feel bad for not doing it since you're new!! literally i think most people don't understand how tumblr functions but that's pretty normal for joining a website haha

i'll explain things under the readmore and you can let me know in another ask if you have any questions!!

so full disclosure: i'm working on desktop and things are usually pretty similar on mobile, but there's a few differences that i can try to explain if you're on mobile!! but for reblogging:

at the bottom of a post, you'll see a couple things. they're in the same place pretty much for both desktop and mobile. if a post has been interacted with (through a reply (the little bubble icon), a reblog (the arrows), or liked (heart)), it'll have notes! you can nowadays see what other people write in their replies/reblogs by clicking on the notes key and looking through the different tabs there, but some people limit their replies (the bubble will be grayed out as a result) or turn off reblogs (reblog arrows will be grayed out).

excuse the extra buttons on mine: im on desktop and i have an extension called xkit active <3 (it allows me to block posts + do quick tags when i post fics)

as you can see: this post i made (which is dk uts skdfhds its the first thing i have thats not my pinned post) 48 notes, followed by a series of buttons. ignore the first two (they're from xkit), the rest are what you'll typically see on a post.

in order:

the single arrow can be used to share the post. either you an send it to other tumblrs (not all people have DMs open, and i'd honestly say ask before you DM someone if you don't know them well), or you can copy the link, share it on twitter/facebook, or do other things w the "more" button like send stuff via text n whatnot. its very possible to send things from a sideblog, if you ever have one and want to do it that way

on mobile your main blog will be at the top of the page with a little down arrow next to it: all you gotta do is click it and decide what blog you wanna send it from. on desktop:

you can see the bubble next to "your message here" isn't my icon since the message would be coming from my main. all you gotta do is click that little bubble (of your own icon) and you can send things from different blogs <3

anyway!!

the little speech bubble is the button for replies. tapping/clicking it will just open up the replies tab.

reblog on both desktop and mobile will open up the tab to reblog something. if you're on mobile, though, and wanna reblog something quickly, you can press and hold. i have sideblogs so i can't confirm if only having one blog will just auto-reblog it, but with sideblogs it'll pop up 2-3 of your recently used blogs (if you have more than 3).

on desktop:

this is what reblogs will look like! it's similar to posts, but the difference is just the blue "reblog" button compared to a blue "post" button. important distinction: the #tags is for tagging stuff (or, yknow, posting thoughts if you want lmao the tagging system on tumblr is kinda broken). if a post asks for something "in the tags" then you type in the tags as opposed to the main body <3

anyway, that lil heart outline is the like button <3 it just says that you like a post :) they don't get broadcast onto other people's feeds the way they do on other websites, but you can have them public or private through messing w settings

i hope this was helpful!! pls feel free to let me know if you have any questions <3

#wooahaes.ask #asks.anon #also this goes for any anon but if you wanna have an emoji to identify yourself then pls feel free to do so!! #just let me know the emoji and you'll be tagged as '[emoji] anon' <3

[sweetiepeteypie]

watching for herbie (spoilers) - part 2

his tummy looks so soft i wanna hug him so bad

he just wants to be good oml hes the sweetest man alive

oh hes so fearful everythings going bad

oh my love hes so ready to keep working to keep her afloat but shes so single-minded its completely wasted on her. he just wants a quiet life pls give it to him

herbie pLEASE LEAVE

dude if he doesnt get like a soliloquy song im going to pull my hair out*

honestly he just looks so sad and tired and soft im going to give him the biggest hug

he needs the bIGGEST HUG RN HES ABOUT TO CRY

shes the bane of their collective existence

idk how she did it but she did it again i wish hed jUST LEAVE GIVE UP SHES NOT WORTH IT

summary of the show: sad old man

HE DIDNT KNOW HE BOOKED THEM INTO A HORNY SHOW

SHE FINALLY AGREED TO MARRY HIM (but i still dont trust it somethings bound to go wrong)

herbie missed the song about burlesque ladies he looks like hes about to cry again

he is a broken man please for the love of god herbie please walk out

OH MY GOD HE GREW A SPINE AND HES WALKING AWAY IM SO PROUD OF HIM

the way i need to ride his dick tho? the way i need to give him sympathetic head?

nO HONEY DONT GO BACK TO HER JUST BECAUSE SHE TURNED ON THE WATERWORKS

HE LEFT IM SO GLAD FOR HIM

honestly hes so lovely and he needs a hug its like 1.30am but fuck it i need to give herbie a hug

*i pulled my hair out

#character: herbie #source: gypsy #misc: chariot skimming

[realhankmccoy]

Purple typical Americans like Trump, Bruce, Dad, and Bro:

"far too lazy to lift a finger to help anyone but myself am I! I will prescribe the status quo, aka the melting pot, and consider it exciting innovation -- i'm so smart that i might even think of the light bulb before, for that's never been done -- just gotta pull some stuff off the internet quick to make myself seem like a male who understands how light bulbs turn on, which i don't -- yes, then i can attempt to fool the dumbest of people, the ones not used to seeing that i'm a moron hack -- i have brought light to the country! isn't a second rate bureaucratic light bulb just as good as Edison's? -- these could be into seeing myself a smart solutioniser! this is essential to implement the cucked programming i've been given, which is freedom!! always do what daddy wants, you need him!'

Actual results on achieving the melting pot

Trump - 1 Bruce - 3 Dad - 0 Christina - 0 Jefferson - 6

I guess three of the five is more than a cucked goose egg of all talk.

make no mistake though, it's american tradition to stay fixated on white people and just put the melting pot as something to cover the fixation on insisting that one watch the whitest art possible - likely David Lynch -- or consume Japanese products with white characters. they are fixed on white people and will never want to discuss art made by anybody who's not white with you, no matter how much you try. They might have a token -- for example, Bruce had Grace Jones, who I don't believe he actually cared for. Christina couldn't even come up with a token but could probably be shamed into doing that.

with all the things you could be in life, why be a mister potato head couch potato, rearranging your face out of improv to try to prove your worth, when all you can come up with is prescribing the status quo and America as America -- prescribing America and thinking yourself a change agent?

Christina's the level of immature, tho, that she could watch an adult run a model train and think her words are the fuel that the train is actually magically running on. it's a sort of childlike notion of the childlike self as God and commander.

i feel like you ought to at least not be all phony patriarchal talk nobody cares about like Dad and Christina. you really ought to lift a finger and contribute.

that's conservatives, though. that's typical American patriarchal conservatives:

LET THERE BE LIFE BECAUSE I SAY SO! BREED EM UP! NO BLUE HAIRED FROGS TO INTERFERE IM VERY SCARED OF THOSE -- POISON! KILLERS!

(life is let be)

two seconds later! IM NOT FEEDING THAT FUCKING GHETTO BABY NOT INTERESTED IN ITS ART WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT ITS ART GIVE ME Whiteness GIVE ME LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH EM ALL FOR ALL I CARE JUST GET EM OUT OF MY FACE! IM PISSED OFF BY EVEN MEXICANS THERE SO FUCKING ANNOYING GIVE ME WHITENESES WE PROUD BOYS ARE NOT A NAZI WE PRESCRIBE EUGENICS IN A PREDMONINANTLY WHITE N WHITENING MODE WITH THE WHITEST PERSONALITIES AVAILALBE WITH MAYBE A TOKEN DROP OF BLACK BLOOD TO COVER UP THE RED AND PURPLE WHITENESS WE DEMAND AND MUSIC ONLY WHITE AND WRITERS ONLY WHITE AND PAINTERS ONLY WHITE AND FILMMAKERS ONLY WHITE CUZ THATS QUALITAH THATS THE BREAKS AND THAT IS IT! PS: EVEH TRUMP AT LEAST DATES MORE BIRACIAL THAN WE HALFHOMOS STATUS QUO WHITE SUPREMACISTS DO

Trump's aperture is the hollow space through which dad, Bruce and Christina now get their whole lives finger fucked. He sets the rules. They just provide boosterism as Roomba support components of empire, as selfish Proud Boys roughly a dozen times more nationalistic than me (as bad for the country as they are, they try to uphold its agenda and are critical of me for bashing it) -- cucks who have little interest in ever getting out of the American mindset.

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[wildheadtendsherhair]

2023/02/02

Skin Picking

Havent been on here a while since ive been picking so little, its hard to remember to post! Ill take that as a partial win. But anyway, can you guess why im back? Yep, its day 0 again. And surprise surprise, my skin is bumpy and red again. When i was still on my streak, its amazing, i could use however much lotion i wanted and not breakout. It truly wasnt any products, it was just me touching my face all the time. I still got blackheads, but they were so hard to see because they werent red. I was disappointed to to figure out that acne pads arent enough to get rid of blackheads. I think i have to at least scratch off the top layer? I dont know. Grr! Honestly tho when blackheads arent angry i find i dont mind them much. Hardly at all, actually.

Hair

Great. Still so short! I still look like a fairy pixie, but sometimes by nightfall i just look like an oily unkempt person, and its not because of sebum. Just something about the uneven ends and the short length. Tempted to get it cut, but theres not really any good options? Cutting off and inch would probably dramatically decrease the frazzledness, but not comletely eliminate it, *and* it would be an inch shorter. I only have four inches! I wish i kept more track of how fast my hair grows. Ive heard half an inch is average. See heres the thing people dont think about when trimming hair—its inherently temporary. If you trim half an inch, thats one months worth of growth. By the end of the next month, you'll have grown another half inch. But, the growth will be uneven. So youre back to where youve started, right? No wonder it felt like i could not grow my hair out past a certain amount once my mom started making me get "the split ends cut off". Itll probably all be worth it when it gets long. Unkempt but cool & cute wild animal [insert pic of Power]. That said, i do wonder how long itd need to be to get the dorky but clean Queen's Gambit haircut…

Diet

Still doing Weight Watchers. I hecked up this week, ate under. Ended up binging last night. But it was the first time in a long while, so im proud of what ive accomplished. Silver lining, i mean. It was a very sucky experience being that full. Painful, even. But ive recovered! And im gonna be more liberal with my points earlier in the day. No point in being cautious if i can always eat 0-point foods at the end of the day, and it becomes an imperative to not if im regularly hitting the end of the day with spare points. It was a bit of a successful experiment, because i wanted to see if me eating under naturally would hurt me later, and, well… But im a little worried, because me eating whatever and "lots" this morning has only led to a normal breatfast of ten points. And ive been eating until about an hour ago, so i may not be hungry for a timely lunch. :( But i am feeling peckish for a sub, so maybe soon ill order one and not shy away from the sauce. My point target isnt a minimum, its a, well, *target*! Wow! What a riddle!

Mood

Ive been on edge this week, after a week of feeling phenomenally well. I blamed it on work, but, maybe it was my eating? Or its a factor? Hard to say. I do have quite a few things started that i havent finished, and i think those are hanging on my mind; go long enough and it become tiring but you forget why. Its a hypothesis. Other than that, its been a great week. Started a cool playthru with some friends (and its a japanese project too), checked out warhammer for the first time and had a blast, study group has been great, i got back into DDR, and might go with a cool girl this weekend, i drew for the first time in forever and it turned out great (oh man i love my apple pencil). Fruitful month, january was. I might just need to remind myself to and practice relaxing. Worked for my sleep!

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[graymoon2-archive]

for the event!! :O prompt 20 with cc!wilbuR (or you could do high school au....just cause..)

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prompt- “What would you say if I told you I’m in love with you?”

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wilbur was your best friend. you had never met someone as kind or supportive as he was. he always reminded you that you were worth it. that he was proud of you.

wilbur was your favorite person. he was always the first person you came to when you needed to talk. he knew more about you than anyone else. he was the only person you let see you cry. you trusted him with everything.

which is why you didn’t tell him.

you didn’t know how you felt about him. you saw him in class every day, and it always confused you. you caught yourself starting too often. he was constantly in your thoughts. “i should show wilbur this” ran through your head on the daily. your friends all thought you liked each other. it confused you. what did they see that you didn’t? in all of your attempts to see what your friends saw, you realized that maybe you did like him.

however, you chose to forget about it. you valued his friendship more than anything.

then something unexpected happened.

the bell rang.

no, not that

as you were walking out, he grabbed your arm. not grabbed exactly. just… idk it was gentle tho

back to your story

you turned around, thinking you had forgotten something. you had in the past. instead, wilbur started talking to you.

“could you meet me at the cafe after school?” he asked. you nodded, and waved goodbye to him and your friends.

all you could focus on was meeting with him. was it a date? was it battle strategy? you didn’t know. and you didn’t care.

so after school, you walked to the local cafe. when you got there, the first thing you saw was your best friend sitting at a table with two cups of coffee. you set your phone down, and he pushed one of the coffees to you

“it’s your favorite” he said, grinning that stupidly cute grin of his.

(your thoughts, not mine)

it was indeed your favorite. you were impressed and slightly flushed at how he remembered something like that. you sat down, taking a sip.

“i want to talk to you about something” he said, biting his lip a bit like he was nervous. he should be, he’s on a date with you. his hot best friend.

i’m getting off track again.

“you can tell me anything” you reply, smiling to try and calm his nerves. well, mostly anything. there were some things you did not want to know about.

“what would you say if I told you I’m in love with you?”

you paused for a second. one because holy shit your best friend is in love with you, and two because holy fuck your friends were right.

“i’d probably say i was in love with you too” you reply, sipping your drink in what you hoped was nonchalance. it wasn’t really, but wibur didn’t notice. he was too busy internally combusting.

“wait, really?” he asked, attempting to comprehend what you had just said.

“yeah, really” you said.

“doyouwannagooutwithme?” he rushed, shifting around nervously

“slow down” you laugh, putting a hand over his to try and calm him down.

did you really think that would help?

his cheeks turned bright red at the sudden contact.

“do you- wanna go out with me?” he asked again.

“yeah!” you replied, flipping his hand over and lacing your fingers together.

“fuck yeah” he said, pumping his free fist in the air. you grinned at him, happier than ever

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[liannelara-dracula]

GIRL I JUST GOT AND IDEA . HC . What if the triplets werent Cordelia's son, I mean they found out that for Karlheinz plans , their mother ( who was gentle and loved them) was locked up in a tower because she was useless for him and then he gave them to Cordelia and now on . Would they save her? How would they behave with her treating them with love? Im really curious about how these three sadistic fuckers would react to a real good parental figure( knowing how broken they are and it would take centuries to , at least, turn then "normal")

Hi Love,

omg what a wonderful idea, sorry I took so long to answer. I made these hcs more general regarding the three of them. I hope you like it tho. Let me know if you have more questions. These are the asks I love the most tbh. You really blew my mind with this question love. Anyways let me show you what I have here.

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Omg girl that is a cool idea actually. Very interesting tbh.

Okay, I picture that when they found this out they were hella shocked.

But honestly angry too and also generally curious tbh.

Like if they if hated their father a little, now they really hate him.

I think Ayato was mostly shocked and angry, as was Laito but I see him being curious at the same time.

Kanato on the other hand is probably only curious since he doesn’t exactly have any sanity left tbh.

So they’d probably want to figure out what was going on and how this all happened.

They probably asked for their brothers to pitch in with their knowledge too bc why not.

Plus I could also see that they would help even if they act like they don’t care.

I think they would want to save her, especially if they found out she was a good person.

I could also see them wondering if its really worth it too.

But I really see that with some thinking they bothered to look for her.

She is probably in the demon world so they spent months looking for tbh because her whereabouts were unknown to everyone.

I wouldn’t be surprised if their mother was from a noble vampire family but she didn’t have any useful power so that’s why Karlheinz locked her up.

Or really had her be banned to see her children, all for his social experiment.

And the names they have are not their real names obviously but even their actual names that are probably Romanian, wouldn’t be their birth names that she gave them.

I see that Karlheinz changed everything just for there not to be suspicion.

But somehow they still managed to find out bc of some loop he forgot to tie.

So apart from meeting her and confronting her they wouldn’t know how to deal with her love.

For instance, I see that this would all move them in different ways.

Like Kanato, it could pull at his heartstrings and possibly make him tear up but then the next minute he thinks she’s just manipulating him; causing him to lash out.

This would only hurt her seeing one of her children is no longer sane and that his very own father lead him up to this.

As for Ayato, he feels moved by what she says but he’s mostly shocked and may get angry sometimes from how she speaks lovely to him.

He does want to get to know her but he isn’t going to just let her in bc again everyone (who has been through stuff) builds a wall when they get older.

Especially once we’ve gone cold with emotion, we don’t accept everyone so easily.

So he is willing to listen but when his arrogant strike runs through she might point it out.

Kinda like, “Is this what he taught you? My child, arrogance isn’t something to be proud of even if you are of royal blood. You must be humble and kind to appeal to the hearts of many.”

Overall like any normal mother, she lectures out of the goodness of her heart because she hates to see him this way.

Laito on the other hand is really stubborn, as much as he loves the fact that Cordelia isn’t his mother and she was just some random woman that abused him and it wasn’t his own blood that did it, he still isn’t going to let things go.

He feels a little relieved and deep down carries a sense of hope that she may be in fact a good person.

Although, because he is so hurt he wouldn’t admit that and he would be stubborn to change.

He probably wouldn’t take in what she has to say for the longest time bc he hates all women and doesn’t think any of them are good or sincere.

So it would take him forever to believe his mother and see that not all women are monsters.

I can see that his mother was abused and that she was able to level with him bc I think in time when they visited her she began to understand where all her sons were coming from.

And think she put two and two together and found out a bit of Laito’s past a reached out to him.

This is something she probably said that made him change: “I was young too once and I understand what you feel from the tragedy you hold close to you till this day. What was done to you and I, my son, was unjust. I was never given the choice to raise you or any of your brothers, so therefore I couldn’t save you, nor give you my undying love as a mother should. I don’t expect you to forgive me but I hope you understand.”

He’d be the hardest to reach out to and accept his mother’s love.

Like Ayato and Kanato would be convinced quite quickly and they would grow to love their mom.

Meanwhile, Laito would still have mixed feelings and if he should trust/except her.

I think through enough break through tho he would realize what love is through seeing how his mother cares for him even if she doesn’t know him. And plus she is willing to get to know him and love him.

Like she isn’t like everyone else and she is probably the only woman that could restore them back to their senses.

Of course this would take years but they would grow to be fond of her in due time.

Though I do see that she’d have be persistent and fight tooth and nail to prove to them her loyalty and love for them.

Will take maybe a century or almost a century for Laito to be convinced.

Ayato and Kanato would take maybe decades too because vampires have stronger feelings, because heightened senses so I do believe that they may not trust as fast.

So in general if she is persistent enough they will grow to love their mother.

If she gives up on them then there chance of hope to restore them is never.

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[farmnap]

Fluff Alphabet-Sapnap

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?) 

He likes your humor. He likes your beauty. He loves everything about you. Mostly, though, he loves your kindness. You are just so nice to him. You hold him, whisper sweet things to him, and make him feel like its all alright.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?) 

He definitely wants a family, obviously not anytime soon though. He believes that he’d be a good father and that you’d be a good parent as well. He doesn’t tell you this, but sometimes he dreams about having a child, their little hands and feet. He goes through baby fever like every two months. 

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?) 

He prefers to hold you most of the time, it makes him feel like he’s protecting you. He will spoon you most nights or hold your head to his chest and wrap his other arm around your body. Sometimes tho he lets you lay on top of him and just sleep. He likes your weight on him, thin or not. 

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

i assume they'd be chill or more just hangouts. Like going to an arcade or an escape room. If it was a special occasion, birthday or anniversary, he’d take you to a fancy restaurant. He’d hate getting dressed up and eating food that isn’t worth the money, but he’d do it forever if it meant he got to see you happy. 

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

My lifeline. You make his world turn and his heart keep beating. Everything he does is for you (In a non weird obsession way) he just wants you to be happy

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?) 

He knew he was in love when you showed up at his house to hold him after he sounded upset on a call. that's it, no questions asked, you were just there.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?) 

He’s so gentle it’s almost infuriating to you because sometimes he wont even touch you. Like when y’all first started dating, he wouldn't hold your hand because he didn’t want to squeeze to much. He wouldn’t cuddle you because he didn’t want to suffocate you. He treats you like a doll

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

after he got over the hand holding fear stated previously, he holds your hand tightly, almost afraid to let go. He holds your hand whenever he can: in the store, in bed, on walks, in the car, on dates. He always has his hand in yours.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

His first impression of you was probably about your appearance. He’s only a 20 okay so he probably looked at your butt or chest first. Obviously when he actually talked to you, he would realize you were funny and nice. But yeah, purely physical at first.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

omfg yes. He gets so jealous. Sapnap’s not the kind of bf to get like toxic or rude when jealous tho. He just gets insecure and sad. 

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

You kissed him first, he was way too nervous to make the first move. He kisses you softly and with his hands on your cheeks. He loves holding you when you kiss, holding you close. Once Y’all are more comfortable with each other he may even put his hand on your neck while kissing you. It makes him all giddy.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

He would say it first, on accident. probably after being intimate and having you on his chest. Too lost in his mind, it just comes out.

“I love you”

“What?”

It scared both of you at first but then you smile and cuddled closer. It didn’t matter to him if you said it back right then or not, he knew you cared for him.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

When you guys stayed in on your 6 month anniversary. The plan was to go out and eat at this super fancy place but you guys missed the reservation. Instead of being sad, you guys stayed home and watched a bunch if princess movies and cuddled. It was sweet and the first time y’all actually just hung out.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

He doesn’t spoil you too much actually. He knows you can buy your own stuff and doesn’t try to take over if you don't ask him too. BUT on special occasions you are getting everything you even look at. he once dropped about 2,000 dollars on jewelry as a gift on your birthday.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Pastel yellow. Its a color of friendship and trust, which is what your relationship is built on. 

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

He uses the usual babe a lot, i cant see him using darling im sorry. He also 100% uses baby and sweetheart. Honey is also used. But mostly he would use variations of your name. 

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

He likes castles and royalty. Obviously there is still queens and stuff but he loves the whole castle fantasy. He thinks about being a knight in shining armor to save you.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

He uses this as an excuse to stay in bed and cuddle. Like that’s all he would want to do. No food, no responsibilities, just snuggling.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

When he was single he would just sleep or eat. We’ve all been there and there's nothing wrong with it. But now that he has you he would rant to you or cry. If you were upset he would listen to any and all problems you had without comment. He would just be there for what ever you needed.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

he talks about school, his family, his friends, and a shit ton of random Minecraft. Even if you got sick of it, you stick around bc he’s cute when passionate.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

in the most respectful way, he likes to have sex. it makes him happy and calms him down. Obviously if you weren’t feeling it, he wouldn’t make you and would go for just kisses and cuddles, also watching Moana bc he loves that movie. 

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

he shows off his set up and shoes. He splurges on those things and will be damned if the whole world doesn't know. 

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

He wouldn't propose for a while and surely not until y’all are both out of college and stuff but when he does its a whole thing. He takes you to a beach saying something like, “I heard the boardwalk food is amazing” or something like that. He would probably invite dream along to record and also being there for the biggest moment of his life. Obviously, you say yes and its so cute.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

(I’m sorry about this one I’m not a big music person)

"I'm Gonna Love You Through It" by Martina McBride is what i picked bc he would always be there no matter what, he just loves so much

Y = Yikes (Do they ever mess up in the relationship?)

Sapnap has made many many mistakes. He can be rude sometimes without even realizing it, he can spend more time with George than you, he can ignore you for a week for something petty. Thankfully, he comes to his senses after a while and talks to you about it. He tries to be as good as he can and communicate to you but he’s not perfect.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

oml he would beg you for a dog everyday! he just wants a German Shepard named Bently is that too much to ask?

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