#im the asshole

[demondamage]

In his day, they didn't have doctors, they had priests. Instead of sterile rooms and surgical tables, they had consecrated pools and talismans.

They still had brands. Brands whips and rope that Alejo was all too familiar with.

"I can get us out of here, you just have to let me." The voice, HIS voice, whispered in his head, begging. If it was begging, it was losing.

"No."

"You don't need to kill me- I can save both of us! We can live together, share this body."

"No." Alejo hadn't doubted for a moment that it was lying to him, and it knew he knew. Sharing one mind they knew everything about one another.

"Why are you letting them TORTURE US LIKE THIS? Don't you feel the pain? The holy water burns BOTH of us does it not?"

It did burn, it burned more than the flames that had stolen his life did. When the thick horns had been pried from his head he had screamed in agony with the other voice. But the priest had told him, since they came off and did not kill him, he was defeating this demon, prying it from his soul.

He just needed to survive a little longer. Gritting his teeth, he replied to the voice one last time.

"No. It does not burn me, it burns you. And you will be gone soon enough."

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For @figuwhump day 7!! Kinda a quicky-- but the pose was a bitch so it took a while v-v the bastard who chose this image was a fucking asshole and imma fight him

Also Alejo had a rough transition to angelhood-- and he does feel sympathy for some of Kotarou's subjects.

Art tag: @whump-tr0pes @whump-queen @whumpsday @whumpinthepot @kixngiggles @onlywhumpcomments @project-xiii @quietly-by-myself @ka1imba @suspicious-whumping-egg @cyborg0109 @whatwhumpcomments @whumpcomica @i-eat-worlds @regrets-realization-acceptance @dont-look-me-in-the-eye @burntcoffeewhump @lonesome--hunter @scribbelle @oddsconvert

#jk guys it was me #im the asshole #I regret chosing this pose #art #figuwhump #demondamageart #angel whumpee #Alejo #whump #whump art

[0alanasworld0]

Today i…

1. Got pissed at a plagiarist

2. Got married to a hot blonde

#look at me #im the asshole

[xiaq]

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

#im so mad i'm shaking #asking questions about it and he's just making shit up #fucking asshole

[yifftwiceplz]

id break reality for advocas feelings its worth it she didnt deserve that just because some asshole thought he was funny

#im the asshole

[arkume]

Am i the asshole for being an absolute asshole?

#im the asshole

[crplpunkklavier]

hey after kristoph gavin planted atroquinine in a kid's favorite nailpolish, while he was spending seven long agonizing years waiting for the kid to actually poison herself, how badly do you think he pissed his dumb little blue pants when 6 years in his brother presumably out of nowhere published a song titled "atroquinine my love" and made the whole world sing it for a little while

#what a funny coincidence. #an even funnier headcanon of course is that klavier knew but just couldnt prove it so he was just like #well lets fuck with this asshole a little bit #oh youre watching everyone? im watching you. and you need to change your pants #anyway #ace attorney

[mokeonn]

"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

#simon says #i love learning so much and I hate the USA's college debt system #once they make that shit free I will be unstoppable #this topic sprung up because I had the idea that im very academic and annoyingly analytical that I might as well get a degree in it #because without a degree you just seem like an autistic asshole #but with a degree? then you look like a CREDIBLE autistic asshole #don't worry I will still learn but I still want that funky piece of paper to tell everyone I learnt it #also there's some things that are VERY difficult to learn #like I would love to persue this topic further but unfortunately I would need help with that #also before you say 'try taking [blank] classes instead! it's less expensive than a degree!' im broke #my only learning resource is the library sorry about that #also this is not the post to give me unwarranted financial advice #finances are one of the topics I DO NOT care about and I WILL NOT listen to a word you say

[grouper]

#me because my bosses arent assholes and i get to actually try at work without feeling like im being taken advantage of #m

[strawberri-syrup]

what do you MEAN my roommate invited someone over tonight. hell world hell world hell world

#AUGHHHHHHHHHHH #explodes and dies forever and ever #guess i will be spending another 2 hours in the study room doing jack shit so i can be alone 👍 #she asked if it was ok #but also she said a girl is going to come over and hang out /if that's ok/ #so the plans have been made #and if i say that i cannot stand talking to another human being right now #im the asshole #so #hiding

[shoezuki]

#im losin my shit over this #edit: radfems found this post and therefore im closin this shit down. i wish a hex upon your houses #learn to care about people. assholes.

[theoldkyokodied]

It's always funny in sillydelphia or whatever. Sorry i can't concentrate on making a joke, there are women right in front of me (pointing at my own genderbend iasip drawings, sweating profusely)

#macdennis #fem macdennis #macden #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip genderbend #this goes out to the person who sent me an anonymus ask for posting the noir lesbian macden here too hope you have a great day :) #also shoutout to the person who shared that lesbian noir macden on their insta story with the caption: #'I THOUGHT THESE WERE BEAUTIFUL BUTCH LESBIANS. TURNS OUT ITS THOSE ASSHOLES FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY' #i think i cry-laughed at that when i saw it. im so sorry. they are beautiful butch lesbians in my lesbian head #anyway enjoy some screencap redraws! i'm doing friendly and encouraging karate chops in your direcion. Wha-pow!

[discofama]

She missed him

#im gonna miss him too #i admit it #i loved the asshole #adam hazbin hotel #lute hazbin hotel #adam x lute #guitarspear #fanart #sinner adam

[just-spacetrash]

they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

#i am. strugling #my post #hAvE yOu TrIeD pUtTiNg YoUr pHoNe DoWn YES you dumb piece of shit. you stupid asshole obviously ive tried that #but it didnt work for 3 hrs so now im bacj here #sorry its just every time i ask falling alseep tips its that. like jfc man #like eeeeeeverybody thinks theyre so smart and smug and shit when they say it i just wanna sleeeepppp goddddd

[chipper-smol]

Oh Hello again, Stardust~!

I've gotten a bit of a "glow up" since we last saw each other~

#in stars and time #isat #Loop #dragon #dragons #fanart #myart #im nothing if not predictable #both in 1: drawing dragons 2: going for the no.1 asshole in the story

[dire-roach39]

he was shocked here. before, he could see his soul coming from miles away, had the time to prepare himself for his presence, to compose himself. this was a surprise.

#i know im beating my skull against the same wall you all have been for the past several years but damn #like just realizing that's the main reason (besides dean being an asshole and tossing him out) why he looked so startled when we normally #see him looking so composed makes me rabid #for the first time we see him genuinely and pleasantly surprised #and it's because of dean #destiel #human castiel #castiel #dean winchester #spn #spn s9

[lilpomelito]

i need a fic or something where steve tells eddie "hey you were a dick in high school too. jumping on tables and screaming at people who just want to eat their lunch about their conformism to the man or whatever was annoying as fuck. also why did lucas have to choose between a sport and your nerd game that's normal. people are multidimensional. I'm not alone in this, who wasn't a total dick at 16. where is your redemption arc mister."

#im going off my first impressions of eddie when he showed up in season 4 #i hated him instantly asjhdfjhdsfg WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT PEOPLE #also let lucas play!!!!!! dick!!!!!!! #i feel in love after like episode 3 i think lmao #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #stranger things #i feel like people forget steve's ''redemtion'' goes more towards nancy who he was very much an asshole to in season 1