#in a homo kind of way

[dlartistanon]

Happy Pride, Ch’en Hui Chieh

#arknights #ch'en #talulah artorius #dlarts #never forget that one of the first things tal did after regaining her senses #was to ask ch'en if she still liked girls #i think tal would tease her sister for being gay #not in a mean or hurtful way of course #but in the 'what's up homo' greeting kind of way #because ch'en isn't really secure in herself yet

[clownprince]

i truly thought it couldn't get more insane than the last snyder interview segment i posted but he's proven me wrong once again. what the actual fuck

(source)

#if he was trying to make it a no homo thing with the whole “people mistake it for literal love” he failed MISERABLY #bc like. “it transcends the kind of definition for love that we have” #“religious and unequaled kind of devotion to someone else where you'll do anything it takes to make them a better version of themselves” #“he loves living in service of batman that way he loves being the thing that he thinks the city has made him into for batman” #yeah it would've been significantly LESS homoerotic to just say “joker wants batman to fuck him raw” #also. “i am the crazy girlfriend you love the most” #SNYDER. YOU CANT JSUT FUCKKIGN #AUAUUUUUUUU #i know this has some problematic implications all of dotf and endgame do lmfao but like. bro #batjokes #snyder you're going to be the fucking death of me #i have. a bunch of interview snippets i'm saving for. a bigger post #but this one and the last one were just. too fucking crazy #couldn't resist

[felloweeper]

fellow travelers (2023) || falsettos - william finn, james lapine hawk & jackson || marvin & jason

#fellow travelers #hawkins fuller #jackson fuller #falsettos #see also: “my father's a homo” #hope this hasn't been done already! i've been having fun with these comparisons #this was my first attempt at a post like this #and it took absolutely forever to do #if anyone has any tips on how to make these kinds of posts -- please do send them my way! #lmk what you think!

[beaft]

whenever i catch myself feeling depressed about the rampant queerphobia in the UK, i always rewatch a few episodes of nineties/noughties prime-time TV shows to remind myself how far we've come. like wow it really was just Like That wasn't it

#i was watching misfits the other day because i was never allowed to watch it as a kid (too much sex and violence) #and i kept getting like... jumpscared by the sheer level of casual homo/transphobia that was just tossed out there like it was nothing #and the fact that it felt so familiar as well #like i remember kids at my school making jokes like that #and maybe those episodes would still air now but people wouldn't ignore that stuff. it would be noticed and criticised and called out #kind of encouraging in a weird way #be shh now

[orcelito]

Google docs being like "this isn't gay enough. Upgrade It"

#speculation nation #better than its habit of sometimes changing 'goro's' to 'girl's' in a very No Homo kind of way #'akira grabbed goro's hand' to 'akira grabbed girl's hand' like NO this is NOT straight #and neither is this. but it's not THAT gay yet. lmao

[seilon]

by no means do i regret cutting off my dad but. sometimes i remember experiences with him that are so novel i wouldnt ever replace them. specifically i am thinking about how he’d play this country song sometimes that i have no idea how he found about gay interracial cowboys in love. i never asked him about it. i think about it often

#kibumblabs #chorus was like ‘interracial cowboyyy homo kinda love’ or something like that #my dad’s music taste was like. the most unpredictable thing on earth. in the most autistic way possible. it’s so hard to explain #and I still have no idea how he came across 90% of the music he’d listen to #I know when most people think of listening to music Autistically they think of an extremely predictable music taste where you listen to one #thing/band/genre/etc on repeat for however long and nothing else #but. the thing is. my dad didn’t NOT do that. his music taste was weird as hell and all over the place but it came in waves where he’d #listen to solely the same few songs or same artist or whatever for a few weeks and then eventually his focus would switch to something else #and he’d only listen to THAT for a few weeks and so on and so on. sometimes old stuff would come up again in a wave as well and #yeah you get it. occasionally he’d REALLY like a song and then he’d legit play it over and over again #specifically thinking of one time he got like. obsessed with moon river (the breakfast at tiffanys version I think?) and would play it #quite literally on a continuous loop on the house living room/kitchen speaker system and i think I was doing homework at the kitchen table #(wasn’t allowed to do it in my room cause my parents didn’t trust me) ​and was like. uh. dad. this is getting kind of annoying #and now that I think about it. I don’t think he stopped. at least not because of Me. i don’t remember when he stopped or if I just went #upstairs eventually if I finished my work. but yeah good god is my father autistic. he may not want to admit it but im pretty sure he knows #he is at least to SOME degree (my mother is a psychologist. i don’t think he could avoid it being pointed out at least a few times) #(he’s just prideful and stubborn and likes thinking that’s just the way he is and it’s not Pathological or blah blah blah idk. he knows.) #anywho. on the topic of things my dad would do that in hindsight ive realized are Very Autistic of him- he’d get annoyed sometimes if I sang #along to songs he’d play in the car because he wanted to ‘actually hear the song’ and yes first of all: dickish thing to say to a kid. but #the fact he didn’t realize that + now putting together that it probably had to do with having two sounds overtop one another in a #possibly irritating way… yeah. sounds like an autism thing. which I guess is kinda redeeming cause it means he wasn’t just being a TOTAL #asshole. still an asshole nonetheless but at least I sort of get it and get the feeling #cant blame him for having Autism Moments. can blame him for avoiding diagnosis or at least acknowledgement of it and never even remotely #attempting to keep his more maladaptive behaviors in check

[thornybushybrambles]

Internalized homophobia moment tonight…

#i know it’s dumb #it feels like there’s this whole entire zone of society I can never ever access #god it’s so fucking isolating #I don’t even feel like a natural creature sometimes #like I’m this artificial embodiment of modernity #like my inborn sexuality is some kind of rejection of nature #I feel like I’m missing out on so much all the time #and I don’t mean a girlfriend or whatever #I mean the way heterosexuals actually have real cultures #not subcultures where idiots make up a third of your #so called community #actual art and history that isn’t up for debate #love songs and stories that are thousands of years old #fuck #fuck I feel so bad about this out of nowhere tonight #there’s no home for homos #iron gates slamming in front of you #no matter where you grow up people will think you’re a fucking freak #it’s insensitive but I can’t help but feel if I was at least osa #some of this feeling would be softened #this feeling is always exacerbated around Q slur weirdos #where bisexuality is exalted and pure #and among heterosexuals it is exclusive heterosexuality which is revered #there is no space for gay people #fuck will there ever be? #will there ever be a space for holiness among only same sex intimacy? #because it sure doesn’t feel like it.

[castielsupernatural]

Homophobic parents in the midwest will just out a whole ass relative to you. And then two seconds later be like " I pinky promise to keep your lgbtqness a secret jajaja " like boy stfu I know you get into the chisme

SCREAMING LITERALLY THE CHISME

it’s genuinely funny to me how midwestern parents interact with homosexuality in their day to day lives so rarely that they just kind of forget that it’s not taboo anymore. like it’s totally possible to just go years without encountering the lgbts in certain spaces

#i seriously think it took me so long to consciously accept i was gay bc i straight up didn’t meet an out gay person until i was 19 #not including when my youth group would bring ‘healed’ gay people to come tell us that god hates homos or whatever #my parents ARE homophobic but kind of in an endearing way

[ladiekatie]

Has anyone made the bold but fair connection that Eddie Diaz from 911 and Rosa Diaz from b99 are cousins? Because that would be hilarious.

#how did you know you were gay? #shut up katie #bonas pounts jf theyre at a family reunion and eddie is talking about buck all dreamy but in a No Homo kind of way #and rosa is waxing poetic about her girlfriend and eddie asks the question #(she corrects him that shes bi) #and they have a genuine heart to heart about eddie finding buck attractive not only physically but emotionally

[littlepurplewakiya]

Man, they really adultified the shit out of Saiou in the dub, didn't they...

#yugioh gx #saiou takuma #i went to watch the og version from the start bc the hyperfixation from 8 years ago is kicking in again #and it was such a shock bc??? I completely forgot how different the two were??? #like #in the original it is - from the start - pretty clearly implied that Saiou is only supposed to be about 17 or 18 (?) #yk Cronos commenting on how surprisingly young he is for a manager and later introducing him as a 3rd year trnsfr student #Meanwhile in the eng ver. he's 'the oldest living freshman' he manages several pros and the way he both talks and is talked to- #-just make him seem like he's some middle-aged weirdo as apposed to like...a literal teenager WHAT. #*screams into the void* #yes this is petty #yes this is just me rambling to absolutely no-one #but this just feels so not ok to me #and to be completely honest #I'm a wee bit sus that pulled that to try and no-homo the thing between him and Edo #because I also noticed that their interactions (especially) early on in the dub realy lack the casual intimacy they had originaly #y'all look #I'll defend the dub with my life any other day (it's hilarious and wacky and should be 100% respected for that) #but this kind of upsets me... #AGAIN IT'S IS A ME PROBLEM I KNOW #*that THEY pulled that

[01x69homo]

sam winchester supernatural and carmen berzatto from the bear are soul sisters to me.

there's something about the fire imagery. there's something about them leaving a hoity toity life in the east coast behind because of a loved one's death and joining a thankless, doomed family business. there's something about them being younger siblings who idolise their far-from-perfect big brothers and have a somewhat estranged relationship with a sibling who has a clean and tidy life outside the afromentioned family business. there's also something about them being seen as the baby of the family even though the whole business pretty much rests on their shoulders.

there's something about mental breaks hallucinations and being trapped in a mental sitcom and all that main character jazz but. yeah. are you playing picking up what i'm laying down

#i am not above making flop posts in the name of blorbos #this would work better as one of those wall of text kind of posts but i'm not that cruel. paragraph breaks be upon ye #i need to rewatch the bear so bad so i Might come back to this with new observations #but writing this might have also fried the few brain cells i have left so we'll have to see <3 #''low sodium freaks'' also heavily implies that sam is a culinary aficionado and could've very well made his way down to chicago after s15 #in this essay i will #.homo posts

[gremlingottoosilly]

König with a reader who in general perfectly falls into his desired stereotypical feminine housewife trope, but her personality is kind of tomboyish? And by that I mean she is literally a teenage boy in a grown woman’s body. Unironically calls him bro and everything.

Perfect wife alert??? Konig would obviously love any woman who is living with him and not trying to murder him in his sleep, but having a pretty housewife darling who will greet him with breakfast in bed and some unfunny immature joke about his mom because she was feeling silly?? Is he in heaven?? He gets to cuddle you in the morning, and you'd just say "no homo" all the time, so he gets into weird logical constructions on whether or not he could be gay while loving and being with a woman.

You're making him confused all the time!! He was trying to cover his crude army jokes at first, with no mentions of blood, sex, and other unpleasant things - hell, he was trying to not even curse in your presence, only occasionally letting himself go in German because he didn't want to make the lady feel uncomfortable...and then you drop the pan while trying to cook some cute little pancakes for him, and you construct such an obscure and elaborate mountain of profanity, that Konig just...stares in awe. You literally just taught him at least three new curse words. Good for you. Konig doesn't really understand a lot of Gen Z memes, but he loves the way you could twist some immature joke into a reason to suck him off by a kitchen counter - just the way you initiate sex is almost perfect, making him desire you more and more. You're a perfect girlfriend to show off to his friends - you're cool and funny, playing videogames with them and tossing yourself over Konig's lap without a care in the world. You tell him a your mom joke, and he genuinely laughs for the rest of the weak, every time he remembers it.

#cod #konig x reader #konig #cod x reader

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Based on this post

Arthur when Merlin gets home from work: *runs up and hugs him without saying anything about it*

Merlin: *immediately drops everything in his hands and hugs back, not letting go and giving one of the best hugs of his life because it’s Arthur and he’s spent 1500 years loving him*

Arthur, after five or more minutes of bear hugging the man he’s in love with: (mutters) no homo.

Merlin, the immortal: *dies*

Merlin: *pulls away and pats Arthur’s shoulder in the most awkward “buddy” kind of way before walking into their flat and locking himself in his room to have an existential crisis/gay panic*

Things are awkward as hell, until Arthur asks Merlin if he can finally show him movies. Merlin goes to get his laptop and opens Google to find Netflix, seeing recent searches.

Merlin: Arthur?

Arthur: huh?

Merlin, dealing with what he can: why did you want to buy an archive?

Arthur: …is this magic? How-

Merlin: no, just technology again. You had search history on. I can um… see everything you’ve researched.

Arthur: everything..?

Merlin: everything…

Arthur: what did you say about um… oh right. Fuck.

Merlin: *smiles and pulls Arthur into a hug*

Arthur: Merlin? I- I thought…

Merlin: you are the most important thing in every universe, world, and realm to me, Arthur. 1500 years didn’t change that, and whatever comes next for us certainly won’t change it either. If there’s ever anything that you want to tell me, then I’ll be right here.

Arthur: *hugs back and hides his face, teary eyed, in Merlin’s neck*

Arthur, murmuring against Merlin’s neck: I’m bisexual.

Merlin: Thank you for telling me,

Arthur: And I’m in love with you.

Merlin, teary eyed and beaming: I love you too, Arthur. More than anything.

Arthur: Not in a no homo kind of way. In a, I’d marry you if I could kind of way…

Merlin: *laughs a little* I think you’ve got something else to research,

Arthur: what?

Merlin: *pulls the laptop to himself and types something before turning it around to Arthur*

Can I marry my best friend? (After I take him out on a date)

(He did that thing where you search one thing then type something else into the search bar without pressing go)

Arthur reads how its legal for men to get married then looks up at Merlin, he jumps on him and tackles him into a hug, laughing and crying happily. They watch heart stopper and Arthur starts playing rugby, they get a dog, date for three months before Arthur asks Merlin to marry him randomly one evening.

Merlin says yes, of course, so two days later when he gets in from work, Arthur hugs him, covers his eyes and leads him into their living room where he set up a full romance novel style proposal. He gets down on one knee with a really nice ring and gives a whole speech. (my aro ass can’t imagine what, but you know what I mean. It’s super cute and romantic)

Merlin says yes again and they get married soon after and live on a farm before both dying of old age after a long and happy life together.

Merlin spends the rest of their lives teasing Arthur about the “no homo” after their first hug thing.

Merlin also teaches Arthur about clearing search history and incognito, Arthur uses it exclusively for surprising Merlin because they’ve got no need for any secrets between them in this lifetime.

#would you look at that #I wrote something without angst #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin #merlin emrys #merthur #incorrect merlin quotes #headcanon #modern merlin #reincarnation #i’m bad at tagging #bisexual Arthur pendragon #bisexual

[astraldrake]

wonder how much netflix paid tumblr for all the stranger things branding

#they've gone curiously hard in on it #with the whole text flipping and the clock thing on my dash and the site logo #do they know there are ppl here who dont watch it?? #i mean i kinda get it. like why they'd bother to advertise here. tumblr's been the origin point for a not insignificant amount of trends #and fandoms and suchlike. i suppose someone was eventually going to try and create that kind of enthusiasm artificially to turn a profit #although given what tag skimming i've been doing i kinda hope it bites netflix in the ass #like they've allegedly been queerbaiting w/ the show #which is hilarious bcs on the one hand i am in no way surprised that it did. but also. it's 2022. #there are more shows/pieces of media these days that dont stoop to baiting their audiences. #which means that (hopefully) ppl are becoming fed up with this flavor of nonsense #which leads to fewer ppl recommending the show. which leads to less ppl signing up for netflix (or cancelling subs or just doing piracy) #which leads them to have wasted their money trying to get ppl on board w/ a show. #only to have it backfire bcs they didn't make it homo enough for the denizens of the site. while pretending they had. #idk i just like seeing corporations lose <3 #it's funny to me #wow this turned into a whole essay lmfao #enjoy i guess

[catscidr]

// genshin men as podcast hosts //

i don't have anything to say for myself i just thought this was really funny LMAO suddenly thought about this in the shower like a week ago nd i couldn't stop giggling to myself ( ´艸｀) cw: crack, wrote this with a modern au in mind (unless there's podcasts in teyvat.......) includes: alhaitham, ayato, pantalone, tartaglia, kaeya, albedo, cyno, heizou, lyney, venti, dottore, itto, kaveh, kazuha, wriothesley

the satirical Chad Alpha Sigma Male ↳alhaitham, ayato, pantalone, tartaglia, kaeya

Whether they’re giving ridiculous financial advice, telling people how to get women to like them or spouting absurd political takes, they somehow have a loyal fanbase. They’re always playing up the Sigma Male persona for the sake of satire but, because this is the internet, people take them seriously.

They'll say something nonsensical like “you should treat women like you treat your nonstick frying pans” and their listeners will eat it up, praising them for such a smart analogy when, in reality, their podcast setup consists of their laptop and a mic set up at their kitchen table and they just laid eyes on a skillet while they were rambling about nothing in particular. Doesn’t matter how they speak either; they could have a typical, exaggerated youtuber accent or always speak in a deadpan tone- people will still take what they say at face value and miss the irony and satire.

Seeing people argue online entertains them, though. Plus they make good money

the one that always has homoerotic tension with their guests (no homo tho) ↳albedo, cyno, heizou, lyney, venti

Their podcast isn’t organized, they kind of just ramble about whatever topic comes to mind. There’s no theme, no plan when they start recording- they basically just have a conversation with whoever they’re recording with and see where it goes. Sometimes they could be cracking jokes about the corniest things (___er? i hardly know her!) or they’ll be having deep conversations about their childhood and why they turned out this way.

OR. They’ll chat with their guest and turn what they say into a dumb sex joke, even if it’s a stretch. Podcast episodes with them are always hilarious to listen to, the kind that you can’t listen to in public because you’ll end up holding in your laughter and making yourself look like a Fool.

They have the best vibes, too; listening to them and their guest makes you feel like you’re a part of the recording session, even if you can’t respond to them 

has THE most outlandish storytimes ↳ dottore, itto, kaveh, kazuha, wriothesley

Every single podcast episode with them is absolutely unhinged. They’ll start the recording with their intro, and then they’ll hit you with the most insane storytime opener. There’s no line to cross either; it doesn’t matter what kind of story they have in store, they will talk about it (and make it funny, even if it might not be). One time when they uploaded one of their podcast episodes to YouTube it ended up getting age-restricted in the first five minutes.

They’re the kind of host that can captivate anyone when they’re telling a story, whether they’re speaking in an extremely animated manner or in a convincingly serious tone. Whenever they have special guests over, they make it an unspoken challenge to one-up eachother on who has the craziest story to tell (most of the time they’re the winner).

Their podcast is the kind of thing you listen to while you’re getting ready in the morning... though it might not be the best idea because 9 times out of 10, you stop in your tracks to stare at your laptop screen in disbelief to listen to them talk about the time they accidentally set off the fire alarm in a retirement home and what happened in consequence to that 

#genshin x reader #alhaitham x reader #ayato x reader #pantalone x reader #tartaglia x reader #kaeya x reader #albedo x reader #cyno x reader #heizou x reader #lyney x reader #venti x reader #dottore x reader #itto x reader #kaveh x reader #kazuha x reader #wriothesley x reader #୧ ‧₊˚cat's work!

[battlekidx2]

I'm making this post purely to shout out some incredibly talented fanfic writers from the Hazbin Hotel fandom and my favorite works of theirs.

Did anyone ask me for this? No. Will I post it anyway? Absolutely. The writers in this fandom are too good.

The first fanfic writer I want to shout out is @prince-liest (ao3 link)

I absolutely love their get cared for idiot (Alastor) series (not the official name but they called it that in one of their asks jokingly so it's now the default in my head).

Knock, Knock! It's Your Worst Fucking Nightmare! (this fic gets it!!!! This is what I meant when I said Alastor is growing a heart and part of him is raging against it. He still has ulterior motives and a massive amount of pride and part of him feels like that growing fondness is getting in the way, but he can't stop it. I need to stop before this becomes a long ramble. I've written a couple thousand words on this idea, but this fic is just a better use of your time than any meta I could ever write and way more entertaining :D )

Happily Ever After, and Other Shit Nepotism Can't Buy

The Last Bus Stop in Hell, Now Boarding (Please look at the tags for content warning. Angel and Alastor body swap story.)

They're amazing at balancing on that razor's edge with Alastor where there's a heart in there (really deep) and he's unintentionally growing attached to the hazbin crew, but he doesn't lose his edge. He's still manipulative and an asshole and can easily be the scariest guy in any room. He's in hell for a reason. A+ characterization at all times.

They're so good at writing the complicated dynamics he has with the residents, especially Charlie, and I enjoy how they expand on Alastor's potential dynamic with Angel Dust.

Anything they write from Lucifer's POV is gold too! My favorites are:

Take Two and Leave a Voicemail!

The Care and Keeping of Homo Angelus

I am also 100% here for their Aro!Alastor agenda and I'm enjoying their fic I Love Her, I Love Her Not so far!

The second person I want to shout out is @grayintogreen (ao3 link)

Their series Red Roses and Dead Things consistently gut punches me.

Just like Princeliest, they are also fantastic at balancing on that razor's edge with Alastor. A+ characterization for everyone and I love how they write HuskerDust. It's so soft, especially in the aftermath fic for Learn that Even Death May Die called If My Love Is Tomorrow, I've Forgotten Yesterday (that fic hurt in the best way).

The way they explore the aftermath of Learn that Even Death May Die is incredibly impactful. They capture the unique grief that comes from the reality that there are some things you won't get closure for so well that it's painful.

I can't say enough good things about their series. Genuinely go read it.

I found @lediz-watches (ao3 link) before the first season of Hazbin Hotel dropped (I've been a fan of the hellaverse for a few years now and have been enthralled with the Hazbin Hotel pilot since I first watched it in 2020) and I really enjoy their fics.

My favorite is Suffering Kindness. I love the Charlie and Alastor dynamic they explore in this story. I think I'm just a sucker for the Charlie and Alastor dynamic in general, but this fic hits all the right notes for me. (written pre-season 1 but man is it good. 100% recommend)

LeDiz also has a lot of one-shots/collections of one-shots that are very fun.

The Cure for Inexorable Boredom

Dollface (one-shots about Alastor theories. My favorite is the 3rd one. So fascinating!)

Choice Words (one of the few explorations of Alastor and Vaggie's dynamic that I've found in the fandom)

Don't Say It

I have to shout out @ckret2 (ao3 link) and their phenomenal fic You’ve Got a Face for Radio. This is such an amazing aroace!Alastor fic. (Embarrassingly it was this fic that made me realize I was most likely aroace myself. I’d had fleeting moments of suspecting it but it wasn’t until I saw my experiences laid out in a character explicitly written to be aroace that I put the puzzle pieces together. -_- some of these passages were too relatable.) I cannot express how much I love this fic.

I also like their fics Dumpster Baby and Bitter Grapes.

I have one last writer I want to mention because this is getting really long (whoops). The last one is tiredoflofteranditsshit and their Assume He Has a Heart series (because my favorite character and how I interpret them was not obvious enough already with the fics/authors I've recommended. I had to make it more obvious).

These fics are massive (17k and 26k words) and so much fun. Definitely worth the read. Yet another series that follows up season 1 and explores Alastor’s growing connections and how he lies to himself and pushes against it. Love this series and there’s a lot to sink your teeth into :D

#hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel fics #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #angel dust #husk #huskerdust #charlie morningstar #I love all of these fics #these writers are all so talented