#in the most affectionate way

[stop-no-go-away]

Desperately need someone to scream about this to

#leviathan trilogy #i hate him #in the most affectionate way #he is everything to me #i love these idiots #deryn sharp #scott westerfeld

[fagtron2000]

I want to send Kinger to the Phantom Zone

#the amazing digital circus #kinger #in the most affectionate way

[gosling-mp4]

I have literally nothing to say except boyloser

#in the most affectionate way #ian hecox #smosh pit #smosh #just a little guy

[wraithee]

i only call my most specialest boys sluts

#in the most affectionate way #this is about ed teach and aziraphale

[esha-isboogara]

losing face *WIP*

i have a thing for pathetic mfs with mommy issues sooo here’s some syril karin stuff i made bc i can’t help it. idk why i went tf off with this like i never write shit this long i just had a lot to say. i will finish this after work tomorrow i was just so eager to get this out.

@mask-knife-is-ghosts-boo had this idea originally so all creds go to them :))

syril goes to one of the most popular clubs on (planet) to rent one of the girls out.

✰some emotional smut, he’s a stupid stupid man, bottom!syril, he’s a virgin, afab reader, reader is a sex worker

“the girls there are incredible man- you will never find any pussy in the galaxy that tight. i doubt you’ll ever get to try though karn, you’re too uptight for a place like that”.

those words rung in syril’s ears as he walked down the dark street, pulling his hat down to cover his eyes. he had so little reputation left and he’d do anything to hold onto it.

the neon lights of the many store sign’s illuminated the street, shining down on the bustling crowds. he never guessed so many different creatures would be out and about during such an ungodly hour. ‘people have families to feed’. he reminded himself

“hello”. he greeted the person at the window, averting their gaze and opting instead to look at his feet. he couldn’t believe he was doing this

“what can i do for you sir”?

syril knew he’d have to swallow his pride if he was going to get through this. he wasn’t any better than anyone around him. oh how far he’s fallen.

“i’d like to rent out a girl…please”. he grasped his heads together. syril had never felt rock bottom like this.

the person behind the window nodded. “of course! the only girl available right now is y/n“, they pulled up a hologram of you. “we are quite busy at the moment so if she is not to your liking you are welcome to come back a bit later”.

for a brief moment syril was speechless. the hologram before him was displaying the most gorgeous girl he’s ever laid eyes on. so much so he couldn’t help but allow his jaw to fall slack.

“sir..”?

he snapped out of his daze and nodded profusely. “oh um..yes yes. she will do just fine”.

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making his way through the club was nerve wracking to say the least. hoards of people and aliens from all over the galaxy formed tight circles around the tables and bars seemingly barring him out of their little posse.

syril was close to turning back and leaving. this was becoming too much.

“hi! are you mr. karn”? a feminine voice called out to him. turning his head towards the sound he was greeted by an angel. “you’re a lot cutter than i expected- younger too”.

he felt his chest tighten up at your words. his heart was ponding uncontrollable.

“that’s me”. he cringed at how awkward he was being. it was so obvious how little attention he typically got from woman.

she pressed her body up against his chest, tracing her fingers up his bicep. “it’s very nice to meet you, want to take this away from all these eyes. then the real fun can begin”.

fuck yeah he did. he wanted nothing more actually. he knew she did this with everyone. it was her job for gods sake. but he couldn’t help but feel a little special at her treatment.

“sure”

she took his hand in her smaller ones , leading him down a dingy hallway and through a bunch of beads into a cute room.

it resembled a motel room almost. there was a decent sized bed with a sheen pink drapery around it. the walls were covered in band posters and polaroids who, upon closer inspection, were full of y/n and probably her friends.

she released his hand and quickly started undressing right before his eyes.

syril couldn’t tear his gaze away. never had he seen such a pretty sight- no galactic porn could ever compare.

“why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer”. she giggled, straddling him. “have you never seen a naked girl before”?

this question caused him to seize up. how did she know ? i mean of course he’s seen a naked women but it’s so much different when it’s in person.

“oh..um yeah of course i have. it’s just been a while since i’ve done anything”.

“awww you’re a virgin then ? no need to be ashamed sweetheart i’m honored to be your first time”.

his pants tightened even more at those words. “how did-“.

“it’s always obvious who’s had any and who hasn’t. i can tell you spend way too much time at your job instead of going out for drinks with your friends”.

she wasn’t wrong. not in the least. syril worked many late night coming home in the wee hours of the day only to start the cycle all over again.

reading the look on his face she spoke again. “don’t worry about that now honey, right now i’m going to help you feel goood”.

“ohh fuck”. he groaned. all his problems quickly left his mind replaced only by overwhelming pleasure. he wasn’t sure when y/n had managed to unzip his pants but he was not complaining.

“does that feel good mr.karn”?

he nodded, slack jawed. it didn’t take long for him to get drunk on the feeling.

#i have a type #and it shows #i’m sorry #i know he’s bad #and he’s obsessed with kassa #or is it cassa #idk #he’s a weirdo #i love him though #he’s a pathetic lil meow meow #in the most affectionate way #i wanna kiss his forehead #and tuck him in #and say good night #sweet baby boy #i’m sorry guys #i’m a degenerate #syril karn #syril karn x reader #syril smut #syril karn smut #andor show #andor x reader #starwars smut #okay that’s enough tags #esha writes

[kira-anon-uwu]

damn that post is popular with the gays [ people who look at my reblogs ]

#in the most affectionate way

[angelabowermicelli]

tumblr is like evil Pinterest in my eyes. reasons:

darker

unusable

scary

#in the most affectionate way #and Pinterest is like bright tumblr #tumblr #Pinterest

[gerrysbadlydyedhair]

hot girls in your area who question the horrors' literacy skills

#i love my loser girlfailure wife #she's so funny #i knew she would suck at this im saying this in the most affectionate way possible #CAN HE READ #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 10 #tmagp fanart #gwen bouchard #gwendolyn bouchard #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp vague

[twinstxrs]

idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

#riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #these kids are all so self-sacrificing but i do think riz gorgug are the most clear (& juxtaposed) self-sacrificers #riz will mentally tear himself to pieces and get lost in cases and take on ungodly levels of stress for those he loves #gorgug will use himself as a human shield. he will take hit after hit if it means his friends are okay. #and they’d both do the other thing too. riz would let himself get hit for gorgug. gorgug would pull all nighters & take stress for riz. #even if mechanically they can’t or it wouldn’t make sense. they would if they could. #also #the starstruck barry mechanic of being a guard is so gorgug. it’s soooo gorgug like that’s literally him #anyways love this tall green guy & this short green guy so much #especially because gorgug is tall & considered intimidating but protective in a deeply kind way #while riz is short & underestimated but protective in a deeply vicious way (affectionate) #i hope this makes sense but i think riz is primarily ‘i would kill for you’ & gorgug is primarily ‘i would die for you’ maybe #this does not mean gorgug would not kill for riz or riz would not die for gorgug. they both would. #but those are the primary ways their love manifests due to the nature of their strengths/personalities. To Me #idk this is all just me saying stuff when i should be sleeping 😭 #sorry if i missed a riz gorgug moment in the main post btw i’m tired

[ohitslen]

Kiss gun!

Based on this tweet!

#oooh they are so dumb UAAAAA #I only have two Vashwood moods and it’s the horrible knowledge of existence and the perishment that comes with it #and silly coocoo *airhorn* #today we got the second one. like Russian roulette you will never know what I will drop next #there is some additional parts to that tweet that I’ll doodle soon! it’s such a funny thing they are dumb and we should all embrace that #they deserve to behave in the most embarrassing ways affectionately and enjoy every ounce of it #I’m letting them be happy see? can I claim the sixty billion double kissis??? #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #not sure which version this would be but I’m so tagging them all OQNWM #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #lenssi draws

[clownenergyy]

if i look at this any longer ill need to be locked away please take it from me

(click for better quality, pretty please)

#transformers #transformers fanart #drift transformers #im actually not completely satisfied with how this came out #but ive put way too much time into it to not post it #anyway #peaec and love #dratchet #ratchet transformers #ratchet #drift #this is the most affectionate i can draw two people without exploding take it or leave it #clown draws #digital art #transformers mtmte

[bornonthesavage]

Look, I appreciate a confident, competent Eddie as much as the next person. I’ll gobble that shit up in fics. But for me, Eddie Munson is a pathetic little freak. He’s a wet rat man. When describing Eddie, you could use the term “scampers”. He bites, and not always in the sexy way. That boy blushes and fumbles whenever Steve so much as smirks at him. He’s a nerdy little virgin who talks a big game and acts like he knows what he’s doing, only to come apart the second Steve so much as lays a hand on him. He’s a horrible little gremlin, and I LOVE that about him. That’s MY Eddie Munson.

#eddie munson #steddie #Eddie Munson is a loser #And I mean that in the most affectionate way possible #I love that gremlin boy #but it’s a truth that must be acknowledged #steve harrington #steve x eddie

[strayingsocks]

i only have this doodle i did for practice for you guys sorrey

#my art #lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lmk mei #i say idiots in the most affectionate way possible #the dumb siblings ever

[psalmsofpsychosis]

The Average Alfred Pennyworth Portrayal: *is Bruce Wayne's capable and somewhat cryptic butler*

Gotham!Alfred Pennyworth: *threatens an 11 years old boy to eat his dinner proper because if he doesn't he'll be too light in weight by the morning and the Balloonman will come for him and will tie him to a balloon and send him to the skies to die because he's rich and corrupt and forever guilty*

#not to be dramatic on main but i'd die for Gotham!Alfred he's clinically insane #and he's exactly what Bruce needs they're so fucking toxic together (most affectionate) #like you look at Gotham!Alfred #and suddenly it's very understandable why baby Bruce turned into a bucket of feral ferrets the way he did #god i love them both so much they's so!!!!! #they grapple with each other and have their teeth sunken into the back of each others' necks so deep and it's pure affection and love #and it's honest and trusting but it's not kind #fucking delicious dynamic Gotham's Alfred&Bruce saved me actually #they're sewn together by the spine and they both suffer for it #alfred pennyworth #Bruce Wayne #Gotham #Gotham TV

[kyannnite]

devil take the hindmost…

aka my unexpected foray into love never dies art…closeups in the read more :-)

#i hate love never dies in the most loving and affectionate way possible but i never expected to be doing art about it for realsies #however. devil take the hindmost does something to a guy and i’ve had it on loop for 3 days now #i just love the idea of a gambling addict raoul being unable to resist one last bet and it costing him Everything #i love raoul i swear guys. but this song is SOOO. battle of the egos #anyways this one is for the no nose skeleton man erik fans. tried to give him more of a leroux erik vibe here #also if yall look at raoul’s cards i tried to dip my toes into cleromancy… tee hee #phantom of the opera #love never dies #phantom of the opera art #raoul de chagny #erik phantom of the opera #erik poto #poto #lnd #devil take the hindmost #my art tag

[nasinoodle]

scoliosis doodle i mean scoliosis i mean scollace

#i hate them #i want them dead idk #i meant that in the most affectionate way possible #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #spvtw fanart #scollace #wallace wells #nasi art soup