#inconvenient heart

[theshadowrealmitself]

Harvey: Take care of yourself, your health is very important to me 🥺

Farmer: *immediately dives back into the mines to fight supernatural creatures*

#I’ve only gotten healed by this guy once #apparently if you enter his office your health immediately gets restored? #never been able to check it because his office hours are so inconvenient for me #the only healing done was when I passed out in the mines #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley harvey #spoilers? #he says something along those lines when you get higher hearts with him #not in a cutscene #just as dialogue

[hotdiggitydog-billy]

Peter Strahm is every McDonald's employee's nightmare

#he wont stop threatening suicide at every inconvenience #customer service nightmare #i know this in my heart #saw #saw movies #peter strahm #lindsey perez

[levi-lev]

hi again

#HE DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION THE HEART STABBING BUSINESS #HAN YOOJIN SAID #i'll stab you it'll fix ya“ #AND SHJ WAS JUST LIKE ”mmh maybe i'm going to instinctively try to defend myself sorry for the inconvenience #ARGH #they're so disgustingly in love #like every moment reeks of care and tenderness and #i'm going to jump in the sea your honour #han yoojin #sung hyunjae #jinjae #tsctir #sctir #the s classes that i raised #meme #mine

[vainvaiheart]

Don’t worry about it, boss.

#do ants have integrity #kingdom hearts 3 #xemnas #Xigbar #luxu #I couldn’t stop thinking about Xigbar’s genuinely annoyed ‘’you actually asked him’ during the Luxord cutscene #Luxord is inconvenient to him in all possible ways and I think that’s so funny #kingdom hearts

[wickedcriminal]

"Come on, it's a great name! The Naming Dame liked it so much she used it twice!"

#httyd #httyd au #half brothers au #when elder became chief he stopped the tradition where the naming dame names the kids so now the parents get to pick baby names! #this was partially because he didn't really trust gothi to NOT name them 'hiccup' #but also since the naming traditions tended to give multiple kids the same name (Hiccup; Fishlegs; Tuffnut) and that's inconvenient #zephyr and nuffink are hiccups horrendous haddock the fourth in our hearts </3

[nevarroes]

I love Cas so much. He's canon in my mind. Orin who? I don't know her. Just this freak (endearing, derogatory)

ooeuhquuhue thank u so much…. this made me unreasonably happy 2 read🥺

#blakemail #orin? just a minor inconvenience.... #sorry i dont hate her i swear i dont hate her HAHHUHA #sometimes i feel like im brainwashing u guys into liking Cas because i cant shut up.. its ok though i like to think ur willing participants #heart emoji

[why-the-heck-not]

I’m ”I don’t want unnecessary crap in my apartment” person right up until I have a empty box of chocolate bc mayBe I cOuLd ReUse ThiS sOmeHoW

#the slab of little containers are BEGGING to be reused but I’ve still yet to figure out how #and it pains my hoarder heart to throw these put but girl tf would u use that for?? #the world’s flimsiest ice cube tray?? #a very inconvenient jewellery tray??? #for if u ever decide to diy some watercolors even tho u never paint with watercolors??? #december 2023 #2023

[clown-owo]

Having a great time with totk so far

#long bridge is my light in the darkness my best friend my confidant #I’ve been dragging her along and it’s very inconvenient and it’s worth it she’s my baby #made her after the first shrine and used her all the way until I got to the second shrine #unfortunately entering the second shrine killed her #she was gone when I came out #devastating #long bridge you live on in my heart #I’ll make you again one day #og post #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #loz totk #totk spoilers

[five-of-cr]

the crows texting

jesper: texts back within 3 minutes no matter the time of day, keysmashes, so many emojis, way too meme literate for his own good, VOICE NOTES

wylan: auto-caps but no punctuation because text-to-speech and he can't be bothered, snarky as FUCK

nina: types SO fast, best usage of emojis, caps lock fiend, always roasting people (especially kaz and jesper)

matthias: emojis used incorrectly, gif reactions to everything, individually checks in on people if he thinks nina roasted them too hard

inej: frequent heart emojis and :) emoticons, official chat lurker, almost never sends memes but when she does they're incredible, always responds "lol" to nina's roasts

kaz: auto-caps and proper punctuation because jesper told him it causes him physical pain to read. typing bubble appears for 30 seconds followed by just the word "K." originally refused to use emojis but started when he heard wylan offhandedly say how much he liked them since he can't read

kuwei: sooooo bad at responding, but when he does it's like 19 times in a row, uses the most random-ass emojis, the definition of chaotic neutral, is the only one who gets jesper's meme references 100% of the time

#most of jesper's voice notes aren't words they're just him screeching #either that or it's 3 minutes of him rambling #additionally for heart emojis jesper uses 💚 (also 💔 for reacting to any minor inconvenience) #wylan uses 💙 and 😻 #nina uses the classic ❤️ and sometimes 💖 #matthias uses 💛 most but has a system where each color means a different thing (hello ben barnes) #inej is a 💜 girl through and through #kaz has never sent a heart emoji in his life #(lying one time he sent one to inej and it was the anatomically correct one🫀) #kuwei uses 🆒 instead of a heart emoji because he thinks it's funny #and he's RIGHT #am i projecting every single one of my texting habits onto kuwei? haha nooooo #wylan and kuwei also roast each other all the time but they affectionately because i am a wywei best friends TRUTHER #and they are the first to defend the other if anyone else does it #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #soc #soc spinoff #save six of crows #save shadow and bone #six of crows spin off #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kuwei yul bo

[sombrerokiwi]

I feel like we need more instances where Hikari just goes and gets genuinely angry. I know it’s slightly ooc but at the same time there is only so much someone can take before that leaks out and Hikari has the Curse which probably leaks out in that way but there is also probably Hikari just being genuinely mad.

Genuinely impressed by Hikari being calm all the way through and not just start increasingly become toxic as more and more tragedies start to occur.

#octopath traveler 2 #hikari ku #kiwi says things #I made a whole au where Hikari gets genuinely mad #like yeah magikari is ‘hee hoo Hikari and osvald meet early’ #but at the same time it’s also ‘Osvald told him that it’s okay for Hikari to have feelings and he took that to heart’ #I am genuinely shocked that Hikari did not just start losing it #Then again he could have been processing the feelings like how I do it #which is bottling it up and then spontaneously crying when something mildly inconvenient happens

[pwurrz]

zhongli and childe are very tactile with each other in general but zhongli’s favourite thing to do is caress childe’s cheek and count his freckles, while childe’s favourite thing to do is run his fingers up and down zhongli’s arms, marvelling at how elegant the geo energy running through them looks.

when zhongli’s in his half dragon form, he loves to wrap his tail around any part of childe he can reach, and childe loves to run his fingers through the soft fluff decorating zhongli’s tail.

(zhongli lets out soft little dragon purrs at the affectionate touches, which is something he never imagined himself doing so shamelessly as morax. but every time he does, childe smiles so brightly, adorable dimples on display, and zhongli’s heart fills with so much love he can’t help but purr even louder ♡)

#they’re that couple that is always touching each other and some way and you’d think it would get annoying or inconvenient sometimes #but it never does <3 #whether they’re just sitting beside each other with their shoulders touching or holding hands or full on cuddling #they love spending with with one another #but for slightly different reasons #childe is touch starved and craves comforting touch #while zhongli is a dragon at heart and loves the warmth of his treasure #zhongli ♡ #childe ♡ #zhongchi #tartali #zhongchi headcanons #tartali headcanons #mouser muses

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Soul: I am one minor inconvenience from tridential regicide

#souls nickname for mind and heart is minor inconvenience ❤ #chonny jash #cj heart #cj mind #cj soul

[tellytoys]

okay one thing about g3 cleo is that i like that they acknowledge that her organs are in canopic jars but like... her heart would still be in her body. literally for the reason they state in the show is why mummies would keep their hearts in real life

#telly tells #monster high #cleo de nile #sorry if this isnt entirely accurate to the show i only watched the first ep <3 #anyway i like that she carries her canopic jars around bc like. shes disabled babey!!! #like having to carry around something heavy and inconvenient elsewise there are physical consequences #also i do know that not all mummies were uniform but like considering. she would almost definetely have her heart in her chest

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

Bawled like 3 times today I'm so mentally sound

#i am contemplating calling off work tomorrow and just fucking sleeping all day #I'm just so emotionally exhausted I don't know how much more i can take #like i was full on sobbing in my mom's arms today #i want to be happy again i was so happy before. I'm 1 more inconvenience from checking myself into a mental hospital for a fucking break #like i could tell my therapist I've thought about some pretty dark shit the past few weeks #like I'm just so tired. so so tired. i don't know how people just get their hearts shattered and then keep living. i feel like I'm dying

[nhi-theuserof-this]

PUNKNOIR HOLD HANDS

hurt(none)/comfort(lots)

[...] "Come over at my place for any reason, right darling?"

This time, the offer was an invitation. It was asking for a visitor that didn't show exclusively to be cared for. Someone he wanted to see for their company.

"'Course," Ben had replied, "same to you, doll."

or

hobie gets stabbed so obviously the course of action is to show up at your qpr partner's home

(plus a little bit of character introspection on the side)

Hobie pov! Finally!! Well, third person narration guided by hobie lol

Author lore in the end notes of the fic regarding my future update schedule (nothing bad!)

Sláinte (fic in question)

BS series, if you’d like to read it all

My ao3 (fics Are unavailable to guests!)

#I genuinely live in the worlds most inconvenient timezone #yes but anyways these chucklefucks hold my heart #enjoy! because I love them and think you should too #punknoir #noirpunk #atsv hobie #fanfiction #itsv spider noir #nhiwrotehere #noirpunk spiderverse #punknoir fanfic #ao3 link #noirpunk fanfic #punknoir spiderverse

[heaven-cent]

making some progress on a post-dlc brain choice fic.

#aloy x seyka #seyloy #hfw burning shores #wip things #yes the heart option is adorable #but the angst potential in the others #like imagine poor aloy thinking she can choose to not feel #because it's inconvenient #and then having to deal with being wrong