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iszfyodor · 2 years

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Dazai: *Falls through ceiling and lands on his face, breaking a window*

Atsushi, not even turning around: Good morning, Dazai.

Dazai, getting up like nothing happened: Good morning.

#dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #atsushi bungou stray dogs #atsushi bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bsd #incorrect dazai #incorrect atsushi #incorrect armed detective agency #source: incorrect quotes generator #iszfyodor

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fandoms-incorrect-quotes · 2 months

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bsd textposts!! i'm obsessed

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inamagicalhallucination · 10 months

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headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection -- like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

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kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

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atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

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and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh

atsushi: oh no

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akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

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eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him

atsushi: no??????????????

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kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

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atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

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atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

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yeah

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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 4 months

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Chuuya, unbuttoning shirt: god, isn't it hot in here?

Dazai: yes, but why the hell are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Dazai : " i don't know how to tell you this chuuya but you're in love with me "

Chuuya : " What ? "

Dazai :

Chuuya : " Oh my god, i am ."

Atsushi : " What kind of confession did i just Witness ? "

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starlightshadowsworld · 24 days

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Dazai: For a billion dollars would you-

Atsushi: Yes!

Dazai: I didn't even say the thing.

Atsushi: Dick, murder, anything!

Dazai: Atsushi!

Atsushi: It's a billion dollars, Dazai!

Dazai: I know but damn.

#bsd incorrect quotes #bsd #atsushi nakajima #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs

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tenderheartedtheodore · 29 days

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bsd as textposts/tweets because, unfortunately, i am still alive :3

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agirlfromanotherworld · 1 month

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Akutagawa: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Atsushi: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

#incorrect quotes #bungou stray dogs #bsd memes #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs memes

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nonbinary-akutagawa · 3 months

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Dazai sees a white tiger: oh atsushi, do you need me to deactivate your ability?

*Dazai touches the white tiger*

*Nothing happens*

*Dazai repeatedly touching the tiger*

Dazai: ........... Oh my god my ability isn't working!!!!!!!!!!

Atsushi walks in: Dazai-san I heard shouting, is everything ok?

Dazai: *confused noises*

Inspired by @inamagicalhallucination

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #atsushi nakajima #incorrect quotes

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flamie-42 · 3 months

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Dazai: B-7

Atsushi: *dejected* hit. Why are we even playing? You win every time.

Akutagawa: we all told you it was hopeless jinko.

Atsushi: yeah but I thought you were exaggerating. C-6?

Dazai: miss. You should know better than to think Akutagawa exaggerates anything.

Chuuya: alright this is painful. *walks over* move weretiger.

Atsushi: good luck. I’m not sure how much better off you’ll be…

Chuuya: oh ye of little faith

Dazai: just like old times, slug?

*5 minutes later*

Chuuya: D-8.

Dazai: hit. F-1

Chuuya: hit. B-5

Dazai: hit. A-2

Chuuya: well that’s the game. Tie again.

Atsushi: *baffled* h-how????

Akutagawa: *unamused* I don’t question these things anymore

#bsd incorrect quotes #skk #soukoku #sskk #shin soukoku #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd atsushi #bsd aktugawa

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runboybeneaththemoon · 4 months

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Bsd as cards against humanity part 1

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd memes #bsd dazai osamu #bsd chuuya nakahara #Soukoku #double black #bsd atsushi nakajima #bsd akutagawa ryunosuke #shin soukoku #bsd ranpo edogawa #bsd edgar allan poe #Ranpoe #Bsd Karl #bsd incorrect quotes

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etrevil · 5 months

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Fukuzawa: and that's for my son-in-law.

#bsd shitpost #bsd incorrect quotes #bungou gay dogs #sskk #shin soukoku #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #bsd fukuzawa #bsd fukuchi #bsd chapter 111.5 #bsd manga

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lowlightsahead · 2 months

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Caller: We have your child

Dazai: What are your demands?

Caller, who was Chuuya: Are you out of your mind? The daycare's closing soon , come get him now!

The child is Atsushi, btw

#soukoku au #soukoku incorrect quotes #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd atsushi #soukoku

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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months

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Atsushi: I truly believe water can solve all your problems

Kunikida: weight loss? Drink water

Chuuya: clear skin? Drink water

Dazai: wanna d!e? Drown yourself

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inamagicalhallucination · 5 months

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do u guys remember my grounded post

well im thinking about it again so

fukuzawa: considering that you all disobeyed orders and fought with the mafia i am hereby...

ada: *tense silence*

fukuzawa: grounding you.

junichiro:

junichiro: can- can you do that?

kunikida, trying not to cry: president i will never let you down

dazai:

kyouka: i... was grounded before

kenji: what does grounded mean

naomi: wait am i included in this

yosano: no one here knows wut grounded is

fukuzawa: oh is that so

ranpo: dummies

junichiro: i- i know what grounded means

kunikida: i too know what it means and it's a dishonorable thing to go through but alas i will go through this punishment-

dazai: ...grounded...

atsushi: i think i know... what grounded means

ranpo: i doubt it

atsushi:

atsushi: i think ive been grounded before

kyouka: me too

atsushi: its when they nail you to the floor right? its pretty painful... but i guess since-

kunikida, shouting: that IS NOT WHAT GROUNDED MEANS ATSUSHI WHAT THE FUCK

junichiro, pale: one day im going to learn something about you and it will be happy

naomi, also pale: doesn't have to be happy, just okay

kyouka: i think ive been grounded wrong then

kenji: that sounds awful!!

fukuzawa: atsushi, please report to yosano for a check up. again. also that is not what i mean by grounding.

atsushi: ...oh

atsushi: then i don't know what grounding means

dazai, patting his head: don't worry atsushi-kun. it made sense to me

#literally just wanted dazai to tell atsushi it made sense nothing else is relevant #atsushi nakajima #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #ada dazai #the ada #armed detective agency #the armed detective agency #bsd incorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 6 months

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Chuuya : ok i am going to torture you

Dazai : ooo kinky

Chuuya : you became a better person and you deserve love and affection

Dazai : wait-

Chuuya : just because you did bad things doesn’t make you unworthy of love

Dazai : stop it

Chuuya : you are loved and you are worthy

Dazai : i need a safe word!!!

#soukoku #bungou stray dogs chuuya #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd skk #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #incorrect quotes #skk #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #source : tumblr #incorrect bsd quotes #i doubted to put atsushi or someone else but it's cute and i love soukoku so i put chuuya

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