#incorrect glorfindel quotes

[glorf1ndel]

Elrond: Okay, so, Glorfindel can't join the Fellowship because he literally glows in the dark and would alert Sauron to everyone's location. Elves with such awesome power must stay behind. Legolas, you shall go.

Legolas: :)

Legolas: ...

Legolas: Wait >:(

#I'm sorry Leggy XD #Also: Glorfindel glowing in the corner like a disappointed firefly #lotr #lord of the rings #elrond #elrond peredhel #legolas #glorfindel #incorrect lord of the rings quotes

[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"

Celeborn : ....

Legolas : ...

Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"

Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

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[braxix]

Glorfindel: Sometimes I think people forget that I'm Noldor.

Lindir: You're Noldor?!

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[radjerda]

So, I did some Rivendell-based incorrect quotes doodles a while back. Presenting:

Thranduil is in town for a visit and Glorfindel happens to be showing him around.

Erestor will find a way to make an overworked Elrond listen to his advice.

A semi-newly returned Glorfindel gets ready for his day.

#As for why Glorfindel wants to know how petty he can be to Thranduil? Not sure on that one #If anyone would like to propose an answer I would love to hear it! #I like to think I'm funny with these - it all started with doodle 3 because I couldn't not draw Glorfindel with that incorrect quote #And then it spiraled from there. I did mean to do more but I haven't gotten around to it yet #Lord of the Rings #lotr #lotr incorrect quotes #Elrond #Elrond Peredhel #Glorfindel #Glorfindel of the Golden Flower #Thranduil #Erestor #Rivendell #Imladris #Tolkien #radj draws #radj doodles

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Elrond *explaining why it was perfectly alright to eat orc meat during the War of Wrath actually*: It’s not cannibalism! Technically-

Glorfindel: When you have to use the word technically you’re already in trouble!

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

The braincell of Imladris

Erestor: I swear, I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Glorfindel, Lindir, Celebrian, and Figwit: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Elrond: You know, that the brain has more then one cell, right?

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[glorfindel-of-imladris]

Glorfindel, wearing silk trousers: How does this look?

Erestor: Like it slips on and off rather easily.

Glorfindel:

Erestor: Wait, I didn't mean it like that—

Elrond: We know what you meant.

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[counselor-erestor]

Glorfindel: You've been working for almost two days. You need to go to sleep, Counselor.

Erestor: Nonsense. Sleep is for the weak.

Glorfindel: For the week? I'm pretty sure it needs to happen every night.

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[aotearoa20]

Celeborn: I said you could bring Elrond to the council with you, not half of the free peoples of Middle Earth

Gilgalad : (close to tears) he doesn’t come separately!

Celeborn: (looking behind him) Is that then fallen hero of Gondolin!?!

Elrond: (smiling) Found him up along the way

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[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

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[averagenolofinwean]

Erestor: If you were an object you'd be lava, that's how hot you are.

Glorfindel: *blushes* Oh really? Wouldn't that make me untouchable?

Erestor:

Erestor: Uh yeah sure. I haven't planned how to flirt after the pick-up line

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[feanors-silmarils]

Glorfindel: *to Maeglin* Why are you always such a sour face?

Maeglin: It’s my natural state

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[thranduilswifesblog]

Legolas : so... I just realized something

Glorfindel : what do you have in mind?

Legolas : Aragorn, Lord Elrond, lady Galadriel, all of them were a very strong warrior, right?

Glorfindel : yes

Legolas : I just realized that they have something in common

Glorfindel : what is that?

Legolas : all of them are an orphan, they're fatherless...

Legolas : so, if I wanna be as powerful as them, I need to be lose my father too!

Glorfindel :No-

Legolas, yelling out loud : DAD! CAN YOU JUST DIE???!!

Thranduil : THE FUCK?!

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[braxix]

Lindir: Hi Dad!

Elrond: Not your dad, but hello Lindir.

Erestor: Hello, dad.

Elrond: Hello Erestor. What are you doing?

Glorfindel: Hi, dad!

Elrond: You're literally older than me, that's a known fact. What are you three doing?

Elladan: Hi, dad!

Elrond: Hello, Elladan. I actually am your father. Do you know what they're doing?

Erestor: What? You act like a dad to everyone so now reap the consequences of your actions.

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[lordgrimwing]

Erestor: I am a feelingless academic being whose only desire is to excel at my job. Erestor, after seeing Glorfindel: Eru, I want to shove him against a wall. I want to climb under his robes. Let me put my entire mouth on his juicy--

he was then escorted out of the library for exuding too much horniness

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[annoyinglandmagazine]

Elrond: hand me the people opener.

Celeborn: ...

Erestor: pardon?

Celebrimbor, annoyed: the people opener! just hand it to him!

Glorfindel, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Elrond: how do you not know what a people opener is? it’s pointy- you know? with a handle?

Gil Galad: knife. it's called a knife.

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