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#incorrect ilitw quotes
otherworldly-realms · 3 years
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Noah, mumbling: Everyone dies, you either kill yourselves or get killed.
MC, softly: whatchu gonna do
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lunariancrow · 5 years
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Am I funny yet?
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MC: It’s over. We won.
[Everyone motions to warn MC that Redfield's standing right behind them]
MC: No. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it. We won.
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I whipped this up in less than a half an hour because my hands were itching for something to draw but I had no inspiration🤣
Inspired off of this post by @stayfallentasticc :https://the-andy-and-chase-show.tumblr.com/post/645776281104990208/mc-i-told-you-i-was-good-to-drive-last
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Andy: weird. all my shirts are disappearing.
MC, wearing one of Andy’s shirts: spooky
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choices--hoe · 5 years
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I found this very entertaining
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choicesj0ke-blog · 5 years
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Lucas: So if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
MC: What if it bites you and it dies?
Lucas: That means you're poisonous, MC.
Ava: What if it bites itself and I die?
Lucas: That's voodoo.
Lily: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Lucas: That's correlation, not causation.
Andy: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Noah and Ava simultaneously: That's kinky.
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syfynjvall · 5 years
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ilitw mc: you think i enjoy being mother hen to you all?!
stacy:
ava:
andy:
noah:
lucas:
lily:
dan:
ilitw mc: okay, fine, it’s like crack to me
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abunchofbadchoices · 5 years
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[The gang finds Cora's cabin]
MC : This reminds me of a horror movie I saw once.
Lucas : What horror movie?
MC : The one with the cabin in the woods.
Dan : Friday the 13th?
MC : No.
Stacy : Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
MC : No, the one with the cabin in the woods.
Lily : The Ring?
MC : Uh-uh! [shakes head] The one with the cabin in the woods.
Ava : Blair Witch Project?
MC : No, girl, the one with the cabin in the woods!
Andy : The Munsters.
MC : That wasn't in the woods. That wasn't even a damn movie!
Noah : Look, man, we ain't got time for this shit right now. We need to get to that cabin in the woods!
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LI/Other Character: Change your shirt
MC: Bruh, first of all I look good in this shirt
And second of all I look good in this shirt
And third of all I look good in this shirt;
So don't tell me I don't look good in this shi- !!
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Noah’s Mom : What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?
Noah : Oh, hmm. I don’t know.
Noah : Maybe it’s because you’ve been yelling at me FOR 10 YEARS
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Mrs. Marshall: My kids always accuse me of having a favorite twin. It’s not true I love Jane and Not-Jane equally.
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Inspired off of dis https://hold-me-tight-big-boat.tumblr.com/post/182545118906/andy-weird-all-my-shirts-are-disappearing-mc
@hold-me-tight-big-boat thanks for the inspiration.
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incorrectpbchoices · 6 years
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Noah: I wanted to give you a nice memorable death, but now you’ve given me no choice but to stab you!
MC:...
Noah: Like some commoner!
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stayfallentasticc · 6 years
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Stacy: What do you guys want from the store?
Noah: [gestures]
Dan: [gestures]
Stacy: What?
Dan & Noah: [gesturing wildy]
Ava: Use words.
Andy: They can’t.
Stacy: Why not?
Andy: Their arguing kept disturbing MC while she was trying to take a nap, so she made them a deal. She’ll go on a date with whoever stays silent the longest.
Stacy: ...How long have they been going for?
Andy: Give or take 3 weeks.
Ava: That’s fucking dedication. Can I join in on the competition?
Stacy: [facepalms]
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choices--hoe · 5 years
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Is it unhealthy to love a fictional character this much?
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