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gyubby99 · 6 months
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Jack: [jumps onto bed next to Elsa]
Jack: Once again, fate throws us together.
Elsa: We’ve been married for five years.
Elsa: This is our bedroom.
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Jack: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Elsa's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
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Chapter 26 @gyubby99
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Elsa turned to walk away. "Woah Elsa, what the hell was that!" Jack asked as he stood in front of her. "I had to Jack.... you shouldn't go either, it's too dangerous," Elsa replied. "Dangerous? Elsa have you met me? I live for danger!" He stated, a small amount of humor in his voice. "This isn't a joke Jack! This is real stuff! Its not one of your stupid pranks!" Elsa scolded. "You dont think I know that? God Elsa do you honestly think that's all i care about? Jokes and pranks?" He asked. "No of course not! You just tend to pay more attention to that than anything else!" Elsa shouted back. "What? Elsa you've been paying more attention to everything else other than me, or Anna and her concerns. Do you even know where Kristoff and sven are? You don't pay attention to anyone else! You.. don't pay attention to...." Jack shouted. "To who?" Elsa asked, confused and frustrated. Jack sighed. "No one.. look. We're meant to be together! We just need to find common ground-" "Meant to be together? Jack we've only been going out for 3 years!" Elsa shouted. "That's a long time elsa!" Jack stated. "Not really," Elsa replied. "You promised me you wouldn't get yourself killed!" Jack shouted. "I've kept that promise Jack! I'm still here aren't i?" She asked. "Do you honestly think our relationship would have lasted that long?" Elsa asked. Jack's eyes widened. "I know you're just saying that because you're pushing me away and thats fine but just... look. See?" Jack stated as he pulled out the ring and showed it to Elsa. "What is that?" Elsa asked. "Its a ring. You see? We need to be together Elsa! We do this together like we always have! Please!" Jack pleaded. Tears began to brim his eyes. Choose me elsa. Choose me. He thought to himself. He expected Elsa to smile and hug him, accepting the ring... but.. instead... "Jackson I need to do this alone!" Elsa shouted. Jack's eyes widened. 'Jackson'? Elsas features softened as she realized what she said... their names were similar. It was just a small slip.... wasn't it? "Elsa.... I dont know who you expect me to be. I know Jackson's death was scarring... and I know I look like him... but I'm not him. And if you don't want to see that then... we cant be together," Jack stated. "What... Jack you can't just..." elsa trailed off and Jack flew away, dropping his ring at elsa's feet. Elsa stood there for a few moments. What just happened? She leaned down and picked up the ring, placing it on her finger. She pushed everyone away. That's all she did. She doesn't deserve love. She thought to herself. Elsa couldn't have time to think about it though before she had to move on, to cross the dark sea and get to Attohallan.
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moxiebxtch · 5 months
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Jack: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Elsa: Well maybe you should have some principles.
Jack: You’re right, maybe I should.
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Artanis: Who in Oblivion are you?!
Farkas: The man who's gonna marry you.
Artanis: Oh, so you're delusional?
*a few years later, after some murder and werewolf shenanigans*
Farkas, holding Artanis' hand so he can show off their wedding rings: Look who's delusional now!
Artanis: You're really not letting that go?
Farkas: I'm not you.
Artanis: *sighs* *kisses Farkas*
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theicequeen · 1 year
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Jack: If I was the last person on earth would you date me?
Elsa: If you were the last person on earth I wouldn’t exist.
Jack: 
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uncommonvillain · 2 years
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Jack: Hey Elsa, I found the definition of "beauty" in the dictionary! *Holds up dictionary*
Elsa: Jack, why do you have a mirror in the dictionary?
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Finally! It's here! :D
I don't really think Chris Pine is miscast. Some teenage boys have very deep voices.
I like that they see Elsa as ace because I feel the same about her. I don't mind the Jelsa shipping since they share many experiences, not just they can make snow. Though, I usually see them as best friends or having a sibling relationship.
I once was sure of my identity until this late April. I almost lost my sense of identity when I discovered that my entire 24 years of my life is set up by my narcissistic family and I end up questioning and hating my path. Since then, life has been more downs than ups, but I keep going. I am slowly trying to rebuild and reshape my identity.
I know that I love to make people laugh - I say funny jokes, share funny memes and act in exaggerated ways (I even create this incorrect quotes blog!). I do find it easy to be amused. I also love to express my feelings and thoughts - either through singing, writing or designing. I throw all my emotions, be it positive or negative into creative work, and so long as I am determined, I end up creating a lot impressive stuff. The problem is that I lack patience, I lack the determination to stick to the plan, and I can get too emotional that I end up destroying my creations and hurting people. I also love to analyze the things I am interested in, mostly character psychology and interesting cases, but I don't think that I can be a good therapist or a good lawyer.
I am 24 and I don't know where I am going. My future is uncertain and I am mostly uncertain of who I truly can be. I have not found my full potential - just a scramble of various talents. I just feel that my center is Knowledge but I am not entirely sure about it and what should I do with it. I just have to keep going to find myself.
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superbrightbrat56 · 2 years
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Jack: Okay, if I was the last person on Earth, would you date me?
Elsa: Jack. If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn't exist.
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Anna: *opens Jack’s bedroom door* Jack what time is it? I can”t sleep and it’s to dark to see the clock.
Jack: *is somehow awake* Idk, hand me that recorder.
*plays recorder*
Elsa: WHO IN AHTOHALLAN IS PLAYING A RECORDER AT 2 AM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jack: *smirks* 2 AM.
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jelsacookies · 4 years
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North: Tell me, Jack. Are you in love with Elsa?
Jack: What? No!
North: Then would you care to explain why the frost on the window looks like her silhouette?
Jack: No, it doesn- Oh.
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gyubby99 · 11 months
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Jack: My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's shitty joke right now.
Jack: Be patient, queen, a true clown is on the way.
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Elsa: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Anna: ... Your what?
Elsa: My friends.
Jack: Is she saying “friends”?
Kristoff: I think she’s being sarcastic.
Olaf: No, no, no, this is delirium, she cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Elsa! All of your friends are in this room.
Elsa: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Chapter 20! Since school ended I write vigorously all day. @gyubby99
Elsa retracted the ice from the floor. "Are you really queen of Arendelle?" The soldier asked. "I am," Elsa replied proudly, Jack looked at her and smiled. "I don't understand. Why would nature reward a person of Arendelle with magic?" The older woman spoke as she made her way to the group. "Perhaps to make up for the actions of your people," the man shot back. "My people are innocent. We wouldve never attacked first!" The woman replied. "May the truth be found," he stated. Beside him Anna held up her hands to form a square around his face. "Uh.. hi. I'm sorry-uhh what's happening?" He asked. "That's it!" Anna exclaimed, lowering her hands. "Luitennant Mattias! Library, second portrait on the left! You were our fathers official guard!" Anna stated. "Agnarr.... what did happen to your parents?" Mattias asked. "Our parents ship went down in the southern sea six years ago," Anna muttered. Elsa took her hand. "I see him. I see him in your faces," Mattias smiled. Elsa looked at Anna and the two sisters smiled as well. "Soldiers! We may be getting on in years, but we're still strong, and proud to serve Arendelle," Mattias stated as he and the soldiers made their way to protect Elsa and Anna. "Elsa this is getting out of hand," Jack muttered as he spotted the fear on the northuldra's faces. "Wait. Please. Someone has called me here," Elsa started. The soldiers stood down. "If I can just find them I believe they have the answers that may help us free this forest, trust me! I just want to help," Elsa explained. "We only trust nature," yelena spoke. "When nature speaks-" fire blossomed on one of the trees. "We listen," she finished. Fire spread throughout, it was purple, not natural and people were shouting warnings to move out of the way. Elsa and Jack began using their powers to stop the fire. Jack and Elsa slowly parted as they did, moving to different areas. Elsa chose to run after the source if the fire. "Elsa! Get out of there!" Anna yelled as she spotted Elsa. Jack turned to where Anna looked, seeing Elsa surrounded by fire. "Elsa!" He yelled,"Elsa there's too much we have to run!" He finished, but elsa didn't hear him. "No no no," Anna muttered before running in after her. Jack ran after Anna. "Anna no!" He yelled. Does she have a death wish? He thought to himself. Elsa continued putting out a patch of fire, but ran deeper into the flames. "Elsa!" Anna yelled. She put her coat over her mouth so she wouldn't suffocate, but it didn't work, Anna coughed and coughed as she slowly got weaker. "Anna!" Kristoff yelled. Elsa's eyes widened and she turned to see Anna hunched over. With all her power she put out the fire around the two girls. "Get her out of here!" Elsa yelled. Kristoff picked Anna up, carrying her to safety. "Elsa! There it goes!" Jack shouted. Elsa turned to the source of the fires. Elsa ran after it, attempting to trap it in ice but failing until it trapped itself by a stone. As Elsa was about to freeze it, she stopped, the fire around it died down and a small lizard was revealed in its place. Elsa kneeled down to it and held out her hand. The animal slowly approached her and stood there, the coldness of her hands making it happy. Elsa giggled before making tiny snowflakes for the lizard.
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moxiebxtch · 2 months
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Hiccup: You and Flynn come up with the worst ideas.
Jack: Then why are you coming with us?
Hiccup: Because someone has to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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ariddletobesolved · 4 years
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Jack: I have two hands.
Jack: One is for holding my staff.
Jack: One is for tenderly holding Elsa's hand.
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