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#incorrect riren quotes
Sasha: *smirks* So, Eren, va-va-va-voom, huh?
Eren: What?
Connie: *wiggling his eyebrows* Last night, with Captain Levi.
Eren: *playing it cool* What are you talking about?
Sasha: Oh, oh, we get it, play dumb. We can play dumb.
Connie: *nods*
Jean: Play? You could manage the team.
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xxgiveyourheartxx · 1 year
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Eren: Oh hey ;) *w/ rizz*
Levi: How the fuck did you say that outloud—?
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Hanji: Do you ever just.. wanna eat lava
Eren: NO??
Levi: HANJI???
Hanji: WAIT- IS THAT NOT LIKE NORMAL?? IT LOOKS SO SOFT
Eren: YEAH BUT IT MAKES ME WANNA TOUCH IT, NOT EAT IT. I’D LOSE AN ARM AT BEST
Hanji: OH YEAH BECAUSE THAT’S ANY BETTER
Levi: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TWO??
Eren: THE COMMANDER STARTED IT
Hanji: Hey in my defence... no, I don’t have a defence
Hanji: Levi, defend me
Levi: Fuck no, listen to yourself
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mayiayi · 3 years
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Hange: Levi, what’s your ideal person?
Levi:.... that’s a stupid question.
Hange: just tell me! I want to know!
Levi: tall.
Hange: ..... okay and?
Levi: you want more?
Hange: yes shorty, now drop it
Levi: well... I like tall people. Passionate. Kind, sometimes authoritative I guess, is a good leader and can inspire people with their speeches-
Hange: I knew it! You like Erwin!
Levi: - is kind of a bit of a psychopath but like I guess I get him to be honest. Homicidal maniac? Maybe. But he makes great tea. He like, 110% wants to kill the entire population for freedom and that’s bat shit crazy; that reminds me, where the fuck is Eren, I need to kick the hell out of him that stupid bastard-
Hange: ...
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Levi: we all have our demons
Levi: [puts hand on Eren’s shoulder]
Levi: this one’s mine
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kathie-raddare · 3 years
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Eren, trying to top: I can make you scream with two fingers
Levi, unimpressed: what you gonna do? Poke my eyes?
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flugel-der-riren · 3 years
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Eren, talking to Hannes: You are drunk again?! How can you work like this?! Take your job seriously! Is there no one that is dedica-
Levi, a workaholic: * passes by, bags under his eyes *
Eren, with heart eyes: What a man
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makotomichi · 3 years
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Eren: Do you have any crush?
Levi: Ofc I do.
Eren: They must be really pretty.
Levi: You surely are narcissistic, aren't you?
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noohdulss · 3 years
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Levi: I have feelings for you but I'm not telling you which ones.
Eren: Sir, we are literally being chased by a titan!
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humanitys-otp · 3 years
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Eren: * sniffles *
Levi: Eren, you okay?
Eren: * sniffles again *
Levi: * hugs Eren * If there's anything that's upsetting you, you can come and talk to me... cheer up
Eren: Um... I have a cold
Levi:
Levi: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again
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[In bed]
Eren: No, no, no. Don't fall asleep. Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee.
Levi: *pretends to be asleep*
Eren: *gets up* Well, I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor...
Levi: *gets up suddenly* Okay, I'm up. I'm up!
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levxyzren · 4 years
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Eren: Do you know what do bees make?
Levi: Some stupid annoying sound.
Eren: ...
Levi: What the fuck do you want?
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Levi: Are emo kids still a thing?
Eren: Yeah, but it’s just everybody now.
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mihowq · 4 years
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Levi: Doing his usual round cheacks. *Stops when he sees Eren*
Eren: *Smiling, turns to face Levi* Oh, hey Heichou!
Levi: *que nosebleed* Dammit!
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[At Disneyland on the tea cup ride]
Levi, Marco, and Bertholdt: *spining calmly, quietly chatting, enjoying the ride*
Eren, Jean, and Reiner: *Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming loudly*
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k----a27s · 3 years
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Levi : Name's Captain Levi, yours?
Eren : Didn't know I was this gay
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