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[thelazyvehicon]

Miko, looking disappointed: Where are the MILFs?

Jack, sipping eggnog: Spending time with their kids. It's the holidays.

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[pandora-possum]

Ratchet: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Wheeljack: Its you

Ratchet: What?

Wheeljack: What?

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[torrentadair]

Optimus, gesturing to Megatron: This- charlatan! This cad! This… WAZZOCK!

Arcee: What’s a wazzock?

Optimus: Bumblebee says it!

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[commander-solarblaze]

Knockout: Ready to change the world?

Breakdown: So ready!

Soundwave *deadpan* I was born to do this.

Starscream: LET'S BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!!!

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[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: Lately, a lot of you have been erratic, unreliable, downright sloppy.

Megatron: Not you, Soundwave. You’re doing great.

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[autism-autobot]

Heatwave: "So, how are you liking peace time 'Bee? I know you haven't experienced it much before."

Bumblebee: "I'm sorry, what time?"

Boulder: "Peace time, you know, what it's like when there isn't a war happening?"

Bumblebee: *processing information*

The Entire Rescue Team: *worried silence*

Bumblebee: "THERE'S A WORD FOR NOT-WAR TIME???!!!🤩"

The Entire Rescue Team: *stunned silence*

Blades: "You need ten thousand hugs and therapy."

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[nevis-the-skeleton]

The chaotic family is back XD

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[bruhwhyyyyy]

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.

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[magpiecrust]

Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.

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[sphnyspinspin]

You know what would be really funny?

If Heatwave could do a perfect Starscream impression.

Like one day he would be just having a conversation with Knockout, and listening to him complain about his former position on the Nemesis. Just going on and on about how annoying Starscream was, and then Heatwave responds by saying something in what he thought was a poor rendition of said seeker, not even trying that hard:

Heatwave: HA! Let me guess, it went something like, ‘Knockout you insolent whiner! Get back to work, or I’ll throw you in the incinerator myself!’. Or something like that?

Knockout: “😦”

Heatwave: “What?”

Out of nowhere, Heatwave had flipped Knockout’s whole world view upside down, and is completely speechless about it.

Heatwave hasn’t even met Starscream!

All Heatwave thought about what it takes to mock Starscream, was to make his voice whiny. And that’s literally all he did. He just made a raspier, high-pitched, whinier version of his voice.

Immediately after, Knockout does a double-take and asks Heatwave to do it again. With a different arrogant phrase of course. And it happens again! Knockout then went from freaking-the-frag-out, to Primus almighty this is hilarious.

Couple more phrases later, Heatwave still doesn’t see what’s so funny, and Knockout takes him to the rest of the autobots to show them his recent mind-boggling discovery.

Queue a whole group of jaw-dropped expressions, after having Heatwave do his whole routine.

It would be even funnier if Heatwave still didn’t get it.

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[pandora-possum]

Wheelratch headcanons cause I'm suddenly obsessed

Wheeljack and Ratchet getting sick at the same time

Wheeljack giving Ratchet a back massage when they flop down on the bed

Ratchet getting the hiccups, cause Wheeljack to laugh every time he tries to talk until Wheeljack gets the hiccups too

Ratchet and Wheeljack trying to hide their relationship. However, it turns out everyone knows they're dating

Wheeljack trying their best to be quiet while Ratchet is taking a nap

Wheeljack snuggling up to Ratchet because its cold

Wheeljack hiding in a closet to jump out and surprise Ratchet, but Ratchet just keeps not going near the closet by chance

This is by far the weirdest ship I've ever shipped, but I love it 😜

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[torrentadair]

Ratchet: Bumblebee! What the hell do you think you’re doing?! How dare you! You-!

Bumblebee: oh naff off yOU WAZZOCK!

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[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

“You’re in his dms but he’s in my bed taking online quizzes to figure out if either of us have autism”

-Blades talking about Bumblebee probably

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[cyber-streak-2]

Arcee: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Optimus: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Bulkhead: A realist sees a train.

Ratchet: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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[autism-autobot]

Bumblebee: *talking about a game he likes* "...And that magic spell can be used to destroy your enemies."

Blades: "Oh, so it's like reverse necromancy!"

Bumblebee, a war vet: "Yes, otherwise known as killing people."

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[transfrmrs]

Ratchet: You good, Optimus? Optimus: I get jealous of my phone when it dies

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