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[as-is-yours]

andy: i would kill for you.

nicky: would you take a nap for me?

andy: know your limits.

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[fantasticangelrebel]

Joe: I’m not going to fight with you.

Andy: Why, because I’m a woman?

Joe: No, because you’re scary.

Andy: Oh, alright.

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[incorrect-tog]

Booker: Let's not get all caught up on who lied to who or which one of us betrayed our leader to a megalomaniac Big Pharma CEO to selfishly end our own eternal misery. That's ancient history. Nile: It was happening until 20 seconds ago.

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[guggi04]

This is Nile about Booker

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[headcanonthings]

Nile: Hey Nicky, what’s your love language? Nicky, without looking up from his cooking: Arabic.

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[peri-helia]

Nicky: The best swordsman does not fear the second best, he fears the worst since there’s no telling what that idiot is going to do.

Booker: Jesus, Nicky I said I was sorry

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot #tog crack #the old guard #incorrect tog quotes

[asamandra]

You better hurry, Joe, or sex will have to wait much longer!

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[cantteachanoldguardnewquotes]

#The Old Guard #Andy #Quynh #Copley #Joe #Nicky #Booker #Nile #incorrect quotes #Still trying to decide if gif was the most comprehensible way of doing this...

[lisagarlandd]

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[as-is-yours]

nile: this was a mistake.

andy, enthusiastically: a mistake that we’ll laugh about one day!

nile: but not today.

andy, suddenly solemn: oh, no. today is gonna be a mess.

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[incorrect-tog]

Nile: What do we do? Booker: We team up with Merrick. Nile: Okay, hot take, but I like your confidence. Tell me why. Booker: He has a bow tie. Nile: Oh, no. Booker: I always trust dudes in bow ties. Once, this guy in a bow tie came up to me at the gun range in a Jacksonville bus station and said he'd give me $600 if I put these weird turtles in my duffle bag and brought them to Daytona Beach. So I hotwired a swamp boat to Daytona and the guy paid me the $600. My point is, you always trust dudes in bow ties. [a beat; Nile slaps Booker]

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[kateera]

Nicky: Can you turn on the lights?

Joe: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

Nicky: Darling, that's really sweet, but I can't see.

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[headcanonthings]

Nile: Let's play a game. Name one thing that you can't live without. Andy: Quynh. Quynn: Andromache. Joe: Nicky. Nicky: Pasta. Nicky: Wait, Joe what did you say? Joe: I said you! Nicky: Can I change my answer? Booker: No.

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[totally-correct-cr-quotes]

Caduceus: Today, I put this on your wound. Tomorrow, you help someone up when they fall. We're not meant to be alone.

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[asamandra]

Yusuf: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Nicolò: I wake up at 4:30 AM.

Yusuf:

Yusuf: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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[lady-of-the-spirit]

Joe: How did you even get in here?

Andy: Joan's window. Or, as I like to call it, "Andy's door".

Joan: I’m closing the window.

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