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incorrectpersonafive · 6 months
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“Whoa. An RV? Camping gear? Are you running from the law again?”
—Sojiro, in strikers
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smh0217 · 4 years
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RWBYJNPR Group Chat
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Ruby: So, training today?
Jaune: Sure
Jaune: Can you let Weiss know?
Ruby: ???
Oscar: Why can’t you?
Jaune: She blocked me :/
Yang: Again?!
Blake: Again…?
Ren: Do I want to know?
Nora: Probably not.
Nora: Anyways what’d you do this time?
Yang: ^^^
Jaune: Nothing big lol.
Jaune: Just sent her the entire script of The Bee movie word by word.
Oscar: Bruuuh.
Yang: omfg.
Nora: Dude.
Blake: I feel like blocking you just hearing this.
Ren: I like the bee movie…
Ruby: Me too Ren!
Ren: 🐝
Ruby: 🐝
Jaune: According
Jaune: To
Jaune: All
Jaune: Known
Blake: Jaune, No!
Nora: Jaune, Yes!
Jaune: Laws
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incorrectpersonafive · 2 months
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“Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!”
—Makoto
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Ryuji: What, do you own space? No, Naysa does.
Haru: Naysa?
Akira: Rocket people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?
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“No, that’s wrong, Sakamoto. But don’t worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.”
~Kawakami
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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”
~Akira
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“When you’re growing up, you gotta do illegal shit once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person.”
~Akira
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“These things have a way of working themselves out. I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinking.”
~Akechi, after hearing about the phantom thieves for the first time
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“Well I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die!”
~Akechi @ the phantom thief girls
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“Chicken and bangin, thats nice.”
~Akira
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Akechi: I don’t wanna be his boyfriend.
Ann: Well what do you want then?
Akechi: I don’t know! I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair. But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend!
Ann: What you just described is a boyfriend. And a very clingy one at that.
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Morgana, about to throw down with Akechi for Ann: You want to test this guy, be my guest, come on.
Ann, pointing at Akechi: Morgana, he’s gay.
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“Sometimes you gotta treat people wrong to treat yourself right.”
—Akechi
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“That confirms what we’ve known all along. I’m a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.”
—Akechi, on 2/2
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“I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.”
—Akechi, during the third semester
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Makoto: Complete this famous saying, “Better late than...”
Akira, smacking Morgana’s head like a buzzer: Pregnant!
Akechi: ^^;
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