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sin-sidejob · 2 years
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Hi, would you be willing to write nsfw and sfw dating headcanons for Brett? Gender neutral is best but if you need it, can you make it for an afab reader? Thank you so much!
Brett Hand x GN!Reader: SFW dating headcanons
Warnings: canon-typical violence + shenanigans, SFW, talk of food, families, sickness and illness
Content: just canon typical shenanigans + behavior, domesticity, Brett Hand
- Brett’s literally the sweetest person ever, and when he’s in love? Infatuation and the most endearing type of affection possible.
- he’s a bit clingy, both with regular attention and affection and with sexual attention/affection. He doesn’t do too much PDA, keeping it mild like a hand on your hip or pecking a kiss, or kisses, on your forehead or cheek if not lips. If it’s more lax and around friends, he’ll have his hand drift a little lower if not nestle in one of your back pockets and won’t me afraid to kiss a little lower on your face at your jaw.
- if you don’t like PDA much if at all, he completely respects it! He doesn’t want to push your boundaries beyond the limits or make you uncomfortable. He’d be fine just holding your hand! He loves doing that if he’s being honest, running his thumb over your knuckles and just rambling absentmindedly with whatever is on his mind while he plays with your hands.
- Brett’s definitely the type to memorize tidbits and information about yourself. Hell, he’s probably got a google doc or a notes app full of stuff beyond just your birthday and favorite color. He’s got your food orders and favorite food places, your ick-foods, allergies, the exact shade of your eyes and how they look in the sun, what type of wedding rings he’d think you’d like, date ideas, jokes and inside jokes y’all have. He struggles to remember every single detail about you, but he’ll be damned if he didn’t try.
- he even notes down factoids and little things about you, like he's writing the bullet points of a Wikipedia article about you, trying to memorize just how you wear your hair, which color tone of jewelry you frequent, the story behind the scar on your knee. He jots it all down and it's a long list, that keeps getting longer. But it's so sweet it's practically cavity-inducing, craving to know all of you in every facet and aspect.
- he makes everything fun, whether your time shared and spent together are dates out mini golfing, bar hopping, clubbing, or just having dates in the comfort of home. He couldn’t care less where he was or what he was doing, as long as he was with you. He just likes being with you. You’re all he needs.
- his favorite type and choice of date?? Cooking at home with you, goofing around in the kitchen and eating dinner across from you in the comfort of home, only to clean up and dance with you barefoot in the kitchen to something softly playing over the speakers. Dancing in the refrigerator light is high key his favorite way to end a day, with you in his arms and swaying to the beat.
- he doesn’t fight often because he’s more resigned as a person. It can be difficult to have him open up truly and push back if his boundaries are neglected due to how he’s so much of a people pleaser and he’d hate to hurt your feelings, even if his own are hurting. It takes some time for him to heal internal wounds and be able to be open and fully share what he’s feeling.
- he is super spontaneous too like he enjoys the hell out of doing sudden dates. He would absolutely crush that date trend of going into target and getting things for your partner you think they'd like, like something in your favorite color, your favorite drink and snack, something for you two to do together. this man is spouse material good lord
- speaking of marriage material, please talk about future plans with this boy. Not too soon unless you wanna' get married like you're contestants on 90-day fiance but still if you've been together for a bit, already considering moving in, talk about how you eventually want to marry him and how you intend to spend the rest of your life with him. Brett will cry and hug you for a solid hour - that's not in jest I believe he will actually do it. Just sitting there cuddling and blubbering about how he's so happy and relieved and he wants to marry you too and then he's rambling about ring sizes and that he knows a guy who can get y'all's rings and hitched within the hour.
- he is so whiny when he's sick but I bet it's like once a year, if that, he takes such good care of himself but when someone in the gang sneezes in his face he takes it in stride and then gets laid up at home. Taking care of him is like taking care of a sick kindergartner but its fun, its Disney movies, cuddles all day, grilled cheese and tomato soup with that dollop of sour cream and pepper on the top, blanket forts, and setting him off to sleep at 8:30pm with a double dose of Delsum and sleepy time tea
- marry this man.
- Brett is so doting when sick too because he's got all the holistic remedies + the whole CVS over-the-counter pharmacy of cold medicines and sinus relief and tummy ache relievers. He's probably also got the industrial or commercial-size first-aid kit.
- If you ever skin your knee or sprain an ankle that man is hauling you up in his arms bridal carry and just making casual conversation while he takes you to the nearest doctor or nurse's office, no matter if you insist you're fine, and dotes on you and tells you how proud he is of you.
- he also excels in pep talks and affirmations, recording you tapes to play should he be away from you in case you want to hear his voice. He'll text you to not pick up his call so he can leave you voicemails sometimes, telling you about his day and asking about yours as if you're actually on the phone, and he ends the second half of the voicemail telling you how much he loves you, how happy he is to have you in his life, how thankful and grateful he is, etc etc
- Brett rushes to open the doors for you, and will even carry you over puddles that way your shoes and legs don't get wet. he'll have his arm around your waist and make sure he's on the side facing the road when walking on sidewalks, having you on his opposite side and safer in case something were to happen. You get his handkerchiefs and his umbrellas, the second half of his sandwich, the share of his fries, and control over the aux in his car when going places.
- he makes you mix CD's and playlists for certain moods, moments, memories, and loves to go to concerts with you. Brett'll stand behind you with his arms around your waist and head on your shoulder or on top of yours depending on height so you get a better view and he can still be close.
- He is a wreck when meeting your friends or family, knowing how important they are to you but you're just like ??? Sir, you are the perfect man how could they not like you ??? and then he's trying not to cry and begging for a hug meanwhile it's in the middle of a fast food restaurant and you two are about to order lunch. Idiot, marry him.
- Brett is the type to fawn over babies and pets in public and its even worse if its the both of you because then there's the conversational point of the two of you having a family and that man could not have bigger heart eyes, practically begging to have a baby or adopt one or have Reagan or the cloning department make y'all one
- it's tempting but like, perhaps move in or marriage first then extend bloodlines
- regardless, this man is ultimate dating material, marriage material, long haul ride or die. Brett is so choice, I'd highly recommend picking one up.
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luujjvi · 11 months
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Bro looks so stupid c'mon man why can't you keep visual contact
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yokiidokii · 10 months
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Reagan Ridley X GN!Reader
Literally, nobody requested this. I just needed it.
Warnings: None! Just some soft Reagan lovin, take care of the babygorl
I tapped my fingers along the worn doorframe, white paint chipping off near where the door had been opened and shut over the years. 
“Rea?”
I heard her hum in acknowledgment without turning. Her hair a mess even as it was pulled back, static-ridden hair flying closer to the screen in front of her, her lab-coat from work thrown over the back of her chair and her sleeves pushed up to her elbows. I wanted to sigh, I hated to admit how good she looked right now- especially in the state she was.
“Rea come on, you gotta get some rest.”
She off-handedly waved one of her hands while the other continued to work. “I can sleep later-”
I meandered my way closer tilting my head to the side “Hon you said that 30n minutes ago when I came in and asked you to come to bed.”
“Yeah.” she nodded clicking two things on her desk together “It isn’t later yet.”
I snickered placing my hands on her chair and slowly but surely spinning her around to face me.
As she turns she sighs, hands moving to wipe at her seemingly always tired eyes.
“Come to bed Rea” I plea as I crouch down a little bit, placing a hand on her knee. “We can order out tomorrow and you can work then yeah? Or we could take our lunch break together and go to McUltras?”
She hums. Her calloused but warm hand resting on top of mine, thumb brushing against my knuckle. “Okay, let’s get some sleep.”
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insidereagan · 2 years
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brett hand x reader - injuries
sorry if this isn’t the best, and has typos i just had a panic attack and am writing this to calm down lol
brett walked through the door, his eyes looking that of a sad puppys, and limping a lot. you could tell he was upset, so you beckoned him to come over to you.
“brett, honey, c’mere,” you whispered softly, picking up a blanket for him, as brett slowly walked to the couch, and snuggled up to you. “baby, are you alright? did something happen?” you asked, and brett rested his head on your shoulder, and nodded, before rolling up his trouser to reveal a large cut on his knee, before he started bawling. “oh, love, shhh, it’s okay. you’re safe now. let’s get you all cleaned up, yea? then we can order takeout and watch tv if you want, or we can just snuggle,” you told him, going off the couch to get the first aid kit. when you came back, he was still crying, but seemed to calm down when you took out a plaster and put it on his knee, and kissed his face gently, and he kissed you back.
“there we are, dear. i’m so proud of you, what would you like to do now?” “c-can we watch the growing years and eat pizza? then maybe cuddle? w-we don’t have t-,” brett began but before he could finish, you were papering by his face with kisses, and telling him of course you could, and that you loved him.
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olexxx · 1 year
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AU episode idea: The “antagonist” accidentally saves the day
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littlepissbabee · 24 days
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John dory and guy diamond would be sooo interesting together because like their first interactions would probably be something like guy diamond yelling things like "YOU LET MY BABY DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE" at JD and hes just like "um her name is rhonda" and guy diamonds like "YOU LET MY B A B Y DRIVE YOUR R H O N D A" and its very wild and guy diamonds questioning why he ever liked brozone and then TINY DIAMOND pops uh like "daddeh stop yelling at uncle JD, i had my learners permit!!" And guy diamonds turns to look at his son so gosh darn quick and he yells out "W H O??!!??!!??!!" And its a whole mess
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https://karina-471.ludgu.top/d/ET51ifQ
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store-well · 7 days
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sin-sidejob · 1 year
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Robotus Alpha Beta x GN Reader
Perfection in Practice
Warnings: slim to none except making out and the breach of a hologram, SFW
Contents: making out, I fixed up Robotus so he can do things, enjoy
A/N: credit for the concept goes to @olexxx for gifting me this prompt and letting me play with it, thank you dearest!
You felt silly doing this, but it’s better than talking to the walls. Even if this was no better.
Booking the hologram room and settling yourself inside with the premise of practicing asking out Alpha Beta felt a little childish, a little stupid. But then again, it could go wrong. And hey, practice makes perfect.
“I just — I appreciate you more than I can express and I wanted to not only talk about that, but of something else,” you pace before the hologram of AB, finding it a little off in the slightest of ways but paying it no mind as you wander around the room, set to look like his basement quarters, “I wanted to ask you something.”
“Oh?” He drawls, a little intrigue and amusement in his tone of voice, making your head turn to see a glimmer in his eyes that wasn’t there before. You pay it no mind and figure it’s just the room advancing and improving upon itself.
“What would you like to ask of me?”
You inhale, fists tight as you nail beds begin to dig into the skin of your palms, breathing in and out steadily and shutting your eyes before you turn to him. Reminding yourself that this is just practice, just a momentary hologram gifting you attempts at perfection in order to get what you want. In the hopes of succeeding.
“I wanted to ask you if you’d like to go out with me.”
It’s still a little rushed on your tongue, a bit heavier than you’d like but it’s out, now it’s time for you to just wait for the reaction and gauge it. It’s better than anything you could’ve ever expected from the hologram.
“I’ve been waiting ages for just a sign from you,” he moves forth, hand grasping at yours and feeling nearly real, almost making you break to marvel at the advancement, but you opt to instead take in the expression on his face and the look of pure joy there, something you don’t think you’ve ever seen on him, “and I myself had been trying to find ways of asking you the same question.”
His hand cups your cheek and tilts your face up to his as he near, tall mechanical frame that only recently got patchworked up from the combined efforts of you and Reagan now bringing you in close and god does it all feel real. You’ve accidentally said it out loud and he grins, a crooked and sly grin down at you.
“Oh but it is, petal, you think I’d see you in here thinking about me and not venture in to see what you’re upto?”
Your gut drops and he notes it, soothes the burn of reality with the tenderness he can now extend with the knowledge of how you feel the same for him as he does you.
“Imagine me coming by and seeing you, programmed up to practice working your magic on me? Honored doesn’t even begin to explain it.” Alpha Beta muses, his hand still cupping your cheek as he grazes his thumb over a beauty mark, his other arm bringing you to stand against him as he waves away the hologram, now just standing center in the grey, empty room with his arm wound around your waist, hand splayed across your back warming your belly up.
He notes that too but brushed it aside for the moment, eager to be a hopeless romantic.
“Can you blame a man for being to elated to hold himself back?” Alpha Beta questions, your forehead brushing his and you’re still reeling, mouth dry and empty of the basin of words it usually accumulates.
“For you? Never.”
He beams, leaning down and whispering a final sentence as he seeks out your mouth. “Just what I like to hear.”
His mouth sears over yours and you may be warmer, but his mouth does run a little hot and it’s a discovery you keep exploring with the way your mouth eagerly molds lips against his, hearing him hum and whirr in surprise, tugging you closer with the hand at your cheek moving to splay across your shoulder from your back.
Chest to chest, your form is pressed against his as he lets you break to breath, nosing at your cheek and jawline impatiently while waiting for you to fill your lungs again before he kisses you breathless once more.
Before he can lean back in, you open your eyes and peer up at him beneath thick lashes and his brain immediately captures that dazed look in your eyes for his files, knowing he’ll come back to look at your visage like this time and time again.
“Alpha beta,” You murmur, threading a hand through his hair at the nape and playing with the soft strands, “will you go out with me?”
He removes a hand from your back to clutch at the one of yours pressed over his chest, where his heart would be. Little do you know it’s standing right before him.
“There’s nothing I’d like more.”
You beam, fiercely grinning in something akin to triumph before you tug him back down to kiss him soundly, biting at his lip and getting a resounding growl emanate from his barrel chest, making you smirk against him.
“Playing games hm?” He mutters between your lips, hands returning around you before he lifts you up into his arms, legs locking around his waist as he supports your thighs, deftly short of your ass. Such a gentleman.
“You want games, fine,” he drawls, nearly purring against your neck as he backs you up to the wall, freeing a hand after he cages you in to press against the room and lock the room down and shut off the cameras. His mouth returns to ghost over yours.
“Let’s play.”
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yokiidokii · 11 months
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May I request hc's of The Gang with a male reader that's new to Cognito?? Just a normal guy that was suddenly thrusted into a crazy company to work in
I thank you for taking me up on my offer, I hope the wait wasn't too much! I wanted to write something good and I wasn't happy with my first go around so this was my second take >:)
And may I just add, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!
Warnings: Absolutely nothin, you are so safe baybe <3
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Reagan
Another one??? She'd sigh but considering how good for both her and the company Brett turned out to be she can't complain about it.
She'd have probably gotten all of her "You aren't who you say you are" theories out on Brett so luckily you are spared. for now.
Would give the most thorough tour. Like you will know all the places that you need to by the end of this tour along with a good handful of the people who work in them.
I feel like Reagan would be pretty interested in what job you would be there to do? Like she's got no clue what you were hired based on- please tell her it wasn't the firmness of your handshake.
Regan reeks of a burnt-out gifted kid it's because that's what she is SO I'd imagine that she would be incredibly good at helping you figure out all that shitty 'welcome to the company keep us a secret or we disappear you' papers. Like she knows why there are so many but it can get overwhelming for a first-timer to read about all the ways your employer can see in on your life when you aren't paying attention and also how many ways they plan to kill you.
She would be vaguely interested in your outside life, maybe not as much as some of your other coworkers so it may not come up as often as either of you would like compared to general water cooler conversations.
Okay sweet girl would try and be entertaining or fill the quiet with jokes or something and it would absolutely come out like a threat SHE'S TRYING SO HARD SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT.
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Brett
WOW!!! Another guy in his exact position? Your impending friendship has to be fate.
He'd be more than glad to show you around! This place is pretty easy to get lost in but he assures you that you'll get used to it after a while.
Brett has the most heart, he found his family at this place! So he's going to try his best to give you all the reasons why this place may be a madhouse, but it's a madhouse ~with heart✨
He's got something nice to say about basically everyone and everything that resides within Cognito, so you'll have at least one reason to like everyone here!
Pretty laid back but very welcoming! I mean he was once in your position. Sometimes you get some serious imposter syndrome being surrounded by all these cool brainiacs and walking, talking conspiracies, so if you ever need to talk his office door is always open <3
This man is as warm as the fluffiest thickest comforter you have ever seen and doubly as welcoming so he's sure to try his darndest at including you in things and introducing you to his friends!
Would be so willing to listen to you talk about your life outside of work, but if you don't want to? That's cool too! He can talk about his life outside of Cognito! No bonding time lost ;)
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Andre
Being normal doesn't always mean being boring. He is invested in finding out what interesting secrets hide within the walls you've put up.
So okay, he will genuinely try and help you around if he's tasked to. He can show you the places you need to be and introduce you to a handful of cool people HOWEVER he will sit back and laugh as you experience the madness. He enjoys the confusion and probable moral panic.
He won’t leave you floundering though. Andre is a talker, the tour will be full of weird info he knows but he will also be asking you questions about how you ended up here like the whole time? He’s just a curious lil fella :) 
Also would be someone to lounge in your office, if you don’t have anything to decorate it off the bat he might think it’s a little bit boring however he won’t say anything. But you may start noticing more small and funky novelty objects appearing in your office.
(It’s him. All of them are from him and they are so silly) BUT! They all stay, they hold sentimental value AND they make your space less boring and more homey :) TRIPLE WIN!!!
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Myc
Helpful in his own special Myc kinda way, like a little bit of an asshole about it but not so much that it feels like he’s being a total dick? He’s still helpful but he’s using terms from Cognito that you definitely do not understand yet. He’ll explain it son, he just wants to watch you squirm for a minute as you try and figure it out what the fuck he’s talking about.
His tour would be like some emotional rollercoaster? You don’t really know what’s going on here so he’s going to fuck with you. Hyping up what’s beyond this door as some big scary bad thing and it’s not, it’s just craft services- it’s just to amuse himself.
Simillar to Andre in that he will laugh and tease you about shit, but he will absolutely have more amo because of the whole mind reading thing? More stuff akin to him mentioning Brett’s lovely memory of Dane Cook routines in episode 1. It’s just the Myc special baby well one of them anyway ;) 
He’d obviously have a preference to tell you more nice things about the gang? Even those might not sound nice but uh- they are for him? HOWEVER he will tell you to never tell them or he will find you. You are slightly unsure if it’s a real threat or not???
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Gigi
Ok, Gigi would be one of if not the most helpful to be able to show you around.
Based on how she acted with Brett- she might flirt with you, but like who would complain about that have you SEEN HER????
Knows where the best places in the office to get cell reception are 
She lives for the gossip and will gossip about all the coworkers she introduces to you. Is it true? Probably. Will you trust her? Up to you~ it’s all true okay– eat this shit up. SHE HAS THE GOOD SHIT.
Honestly? Her welcome would be nice? Like her own work is super chaotic but she knows how the fuck to handle all this. She knows how to help you deal with all this chaos.
Would ABSOLUTELY look you up on social media to know what you’re all about.
Ears are always ready to listen. Absolutely ready to listen to you spill all the tea about wherever in the company you do end up in. Even if it’s her own she knows interesting shit is always happening within these walls - GIVE👏🏻HER👏🏻THE👏🏻DEETS
OK SO NOT TO BE RUDE BUT- She is going to judge your bland ass office hardcore. She just is, it’s a fact of life. She’s got recommendations right away.  Follow her orders. Please-
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Glenn
Actually kind of wholesome??
You might actually get a decent tour, I think it’s fair to say based on him that it would be pretty biased? Especially about what part of the company he hopes you’d join *wink wink nudge nudge*
The tour would probably be surprisingly thorough? Especially his section and Andre’s! He knows the most about those two places so that isn’t the most shocking? Though some of the other places get the bare minimum knowledge.
He would also be able to show you the best places for napping, Old man naps <3
There might be a little less said, but what is said is important. So if he gives someone or something a compliment know that he means it.
I mean he was a normal man once, he still kinda is? Y’know minus the dolphin stuff? So if you need someone to hash it out with when the company gets too much you could come to him. If he likes you enough he might let you launch a missile somewhere- please have restraint. Please.
He’d probably also want to talk, please indulge him in getting to talk about his life at least a little bit with serious responses and care. He deserves some genuine care too and it makes the whole… whatever you two have going on feel more mutual to him :D
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insidereagan · 2 years
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Reader being a total sweetheart who learns of all the horrible shit her dad pulled and then calmly walking to rand's office, locking him and them in. And then proceeds to completly destroy all his stuff and leaves him a beaten permanetly cowed mess
yesss
you and reagan were lying together in bed, her holding you close. she’d been doing so well with touch lately, a lot better than you’d thought.
“hey, hun, i’m so proud of you for doing so well with physical touch lately,” you told her, and she smiled, weakly.
“t-thank you,” she whispered, sleepily.
“did i mention i love you so fucking much,” she said. she rarely said this kind of thing, but compliments like this were getting a lot more common.
“mmm, i love you too, dear,” you mumbled, stroking her hair gently. you lay in silence for a while, until you heard reagan sniffling.
“shhh, shh, honey, it’s all okay now, you’re safe, and i’m not going anywhere,”
“love, are you okay? shhh, it’s okay. i’m right here, honey,”
“y-yea, sorry, i just had a nightmare about my dad,” she sobbed, as you opened your arms to her, and just let her let it all out.
you were gonna kill rand the next time you saw him.
“t-thank you,”
“would you like some water, love?” you asked, and she nodded.
“okay, dear. i’ll be right back,”
as you went to get reagan her water, you thought on what to do with rand. you couldn’t sit there and let him do more to your girlfriend. an idea formed in your head, as you returned to her.
“thank you so much,” she said, as you stroked her hair.
“don’t worry, dear. i’m going to take care of rand fir you, and make sure he never hurts you again,”
the next day, when you arrived at work, you walked up to rands office with a plan.
“hey, rand, i think there’s a bottle of beer in the basement,” you said, and without hesitation, rand walked out of his office, walking towards the cognito basement. you locked the door behind you, as rand scrambled around the basement, trying to find the beer.
you walked into rands office, and 20 minutes later, it was completely trashed. you couldn’t wait for rand to see this, as you walked to the basement to let him out.
“hey, where was the beer, you dick?” he spluttered, the second he heard you put your keys in the keyhole.
“oh, sorry, someone must’ve taken it,” you told him, trying so hard not to burst out laughing for what he was about to experience.
“anyway, off to the war room,” rand grumbled, as you walked down the hallway, giggling to yourself.
when you reached the room, reagan looked concerned.
“y/n! where have you been?” she asked.
“don’t worry, you’ll see,” you winked, and reagan gave you a confused look.
a few seconds later, you heard a scream coming from rand’s office. reagan again, looked at you confused, and you just smiled at her.
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