#invisible jokes

[slipintotragedy]

it’s disability pride month so i want to talk about one of my least favorite stigmas around celiac disease

in lots of media, being gluten free is played as a joke or something someone is to be annoying/pretentious. the amount of times i’ve heard jokes like that is honestly disheartening.

it also doesn’t help with the general population’s belief that celiac disease/gluten sensitivities are not serious. i’ve been diagnosed with celiac disease for 3 years now, i’ve been gluten free for about 4, and it has substantially improved my quality of life. i can’t afford risking cross-contamination because it leaves me sick for days. nearly every time i have a reaction to gluten, it’s hard for me to even drink water the next day because my body is an absolute mess. i’m miserable and fatigued for days until my body heals. not to mention the long term effects that have left me unable to stand/walk around for extended periods of time because my joints are pretty weak.

being gluten free NEEDS to be taken seriously. it’s not a choice i’ve made because i’m hoping on the latest fad, its not a preference, it’s an autoimmune disorder.

#tldr i’m sick of gluten free jokes made by people who aren’t gluten free #celiac disease #gluten free #disability pride month #invisible disability

[whatsitzface]

The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")

Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.

“-You’re gonna expect me to know how to do something I don’t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I can’t really have that right now.” “You still don’t get where you fit into all of this, do you?” SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WON’T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING

#just posting some of my thoughts because I haven't seen anyone else going feral over annabeths portrayal yet #she was by far my favourite part holy shit idk what crack leah laced in her characterization but I am so addicted #HER SMUGNESS #HER APOLOGETIC LOOK BEFORE PUSHING PERCY INTO THE WATER #NO SOCIAL SKILLS - ALL BLUNT ANSWERS AND LAME ASS JOKES #shes just skipping under the invisibility cap #meandering after Percy as Clarrise beats him up #whistling out of tune while vaugely wondering how she'll get Percy to let her join his quest after this #im sorry but i am so crazy about her portrayal holy smoking Hephaestus someone help me #pjo+ #percy jackon and the olympians #silly mispelled trending tag #percy jackson #annabeth chase

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Like fine, add a fucking gimmick to our dashboards, nothing new for tumblr, but THEY PUT IT OVER THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON.

#tumblr #hellsite #not unreality #not a joke #even with the pic off to the side its INVISIBLE CLICKBOX is over half the functions

[l-just-want-to-see]

No because Jimmy spending his episode “feeling bad” while committing the most heinous crimes, attempting murder, spreading lies, breaking up alliances and overall seeding trouble is sending me. The fact that the only time he did anything that had any real and lasting consequences was a complete accident is perhaps funnier.

#him killing Lizzie had me in tears #sounds like the beginning of one the jokes of all time. A skeleton horse. An invisible rider. Two big dogs. Let’s hit the person and find #out! [dies] #solidaritygaming #ldshadowlady #trafficblr #secret life smp #secret life #slsmp

[gxlden-angels]

I love getting my silly little dose of validation whenever I explain something as small to my childhood as "yea they taught us to be prepared to be soldiers in spiritual warfare between angels and demons from a young age" and having my therapist or a friend respond like

#my therapist thought I was making a crusades joke and looked genuinely distressed when I said No No. I mean literal spiritual warfare. #I've never seen a person go thru the 5 stages of grief faster than that man in that moment #by spiritual warfare I mean the demons and angels fighting around us at all times or whatever the fuck #the thing that causes people to say the devil is attacking them #but yea no that fueled my martyr complex but not nearly as much as other things #cause this one was at least hypothetical and invisible #'She Said Yes' and whatnot was much more real and much scarier #my paranoia was awful in middle and high school #But yea me and a friend of mine were both raised in separate cults so we were explaining our cults to a friend and it was a great time #it's fuckin wild out here #ex christian #religious trauma

[paris-in-space]

Here is my actual Griffin design!

#I couldn’t resist the joke of the blank image for April 1st #but here you go for real #the invisible man #griffin the invisible man #hg wells #paris’s box of classic lit blorbos

[declamationark]

Danny gets punted into the DC universe for some reason and proceeds to haunt Gotham because it’s gothic and there’s this hero cave with a bunch of cool tech (he misses Sam and Tucker) and this big family (he misses his mom and his dad and his big sis). He helps the vigilantes there with their battles and writes info he learns from spying on rogues on sticky notes (he misses clockwork) to leave by the files in the batcave. He thinks he’s being slick and stealthy but all the batfam realizes he’s there and basically pspspspspsps him into the family and somehow Danny never catches on

#danny phantom #dp x dc prompts #batfamily #danny tiptoes invisibly into the batcave to leave notes: I am so stealthy they'll never know I'm here #meanwhile everyone is just staring at the faint footmarks he leaves in the floor #the folders slide up a tinyyyy bit and the sticky note shows up and danny tiptoes-skeddadles out of there #the footmarks continue away from the cave in a tiptoe-skeddadle pace #he completely forgot he can fly out #tim dials up his conspiracy hobby to trick Danny into thinking he's a ghost enthusiast #now danny writes in a dusty mirror to freak him out #ha #you're actually communicating with us now #plan successful :3 #bruce is just doing ceo stuff in his office when the room feels kinda cold #there's frost in the grandfather clock #danny is hugging it cuz he misses his fam and his ghostdad #bruce starts doing dad jokes “for practice” and danny groans but is comforted #I bet jack fenton does dad jokes sometimes #Alfred pretends some of his cookies don't go missing

[bookwyrminspiration]

*steps into a clear street to cross* but what if megamind is barreling towards me in his invisible car at 100mph right now…

#megamind #shitpost #I am not joking mutuals I genuinely have this thought like every time I cross the street #sure it /looks/ clear #but if megamind is there drivin real fast in his invisible car… #well how would I know?!? #it’s invisible! #unreality #(just in case)

[fainting-is-punk]

Whenever someone touches my cane for any reason other than giving it to me, my first thought is, "Oh you don't want your kneecaps then."

#don't touch my mobility aids #or I'll remove your toes and glue them to your forehead #/half joking #cripplepunk #physically disabled #invisible illness #cpunk #cripple punk #cane user #mobility aids #disability aids #disability pride #reuploaded to the correct account

[chemiicalformula]

so, i let this guy into my house and now he's explaining his wild plans for world domination???

#the invisible man #gothic lit #gothic literature #this is so dumb i apologize #losing my mind rn from laughing at my own joke

[eyes-brainrot]

I'm jumping on the silent shadow bandwagon

It'll be hilarious if he didn't say anything the whole movie, only to have one line at the end

And he's voiced by Brad Pitt

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie #sonic movie 3 #sonic cinematic universe #yeah i dont follow celebrity news so idk whos most in demand #im just copying the invisible guy joke from deadpool 2 #im hoping for oscar issac in all seriousness #hes great as miguel

[skywalker-swift]

paper rings x mary's song x invisible string mashup when

#i believe if taylor wants to reassign invisible string she will and she will do it in the most joever way possible #BTW THIS IS A JOKE I DON'T THINK SHE'S EVER GONNA TOUCH INVISIBLE STRING AGAIN #taylor swift #kate talks

[invinciblerodent]

I honestly love how easy it is to cheese the Gauntlet of Shar, and all while working completely within the system of both the game, and the faith itself.

Like, the "cheating" solutions fit so perfectly into Sharran teachings that I'm pretty sure that's what you're meant to do, honestly. Sure, you can brute-force it by playing by the presumed (never explicitly stated!) rules, but in the domain of a faith the main point of which is secrecy and deception, completing the trials easily by skewing the rules but without violating any explicit ones and avoiding all penalties is what sounds to me like what would actually be befitting of a Dark Justiciar's thinking.

The Self-Same trial is defeated by being somewhat cautious, and just sneaking in through the door until you spot them. In one surprise round, you can quite literally vaporize all of the shadow clones without them ever getting to lay a hand on you. They are very easily defeated in one or two rounds just by a counter-ambush. That's perfectly logical, strategic thinking that's totally within the rules.

The Soft-Step trial, literally all it needs is for you to get one character to lockpick the door and waltz in, and you can have them stand next to the altar as someone on the other side activates it. You don't even need to sneak, you just have to think slightly outside the box and take what you want, which is literally written on the wall of the inner chamber, as part of Shar's wisdom.

But the Faith-Leap trial might be my favorite, because on top of any jump-enhancing technique making an utter joke of it, it's also literally defeated just by Shadowheart being Shadowheart. Like literally her base strength is high enough that she doesn't need the paths, she can just leap from platform to platform, and end up on the other side without ever needing to wade into the darkness. Her being her is the greatest folly to Shar's trial, which is just... so thematically fitting.

Shar ain't got shit on us.

#baldur's gate 3 #squirrel plays bg3 #gauntlet of shar #plus the hunger of hadar doesn't target a specific creature and prevents the clones from going invisible #as it deals damage to anything in it at both the start and the end of their turn #the first time when i was still kinda learning the mechanics I was struggling a bit #because I wasn't thinking outside of the box #but now that I know what I'm doing? damn #that was kind of a joke altogether #like Astarion's shadow copy was the one that took the most convincing and even that was just two rounds #two sneak attacks and that's it #the only slightly annoying thing was literally just that Iona's clone had counterspell #but even that i undid with just some sorcery points and recasting the same thing as a quickened spell #it's kind of hilarious

[lxgentlefolkcomic]

How do you draw Ashley so well? He's invisible and just a bandage, yet I can really imagine where he is.

I sketch him out in full in every panel so I can keep track of where he is, only erasing him after everything in the panel is completed, like so:

(not actual panel art)

Telegraphing his actions with only a few visible reference points is tricky; I have to plan ahead some to make sure there's enough stuff in the scene for him to interact with. I will be so glad when we get to a point where he's wearing actual clothes.

#lxgf #ask #info post #lxgf ashley griffin #when i talk to people irl about the comic they always joke that the invisible man must be the easiest character to draw #since ''you don't have to actually draw him'' #but you kind of do have to actually draw him in order to effectively communicate where he is and what he's doing #if anything he's harder than most characters. how do you convey the emotions of a character you can't see? #nemo voice With Difficulty (/ref)

[canadian-pug-cartel]

If I showed up to your house after not speaking for 10 years

6 foot tall

Buff

Albino

Bleeding

Invisible

Psychotic

Would you or would you not call the cops

#pug cartel talks #the invisible man #the invisible man 1933 #h g wells #dumb ass joke #jack griffin

[scribefindegil]

Clamshells Appliquéd: 1%

#only the first three are sewn down bc i wanted to make the % joke #and also bc tired #but! exciting that the curved edges have behaved so well #and also that slightly angling the slip-stitches makes the thread p. much invisible. nice. #hubris quilting