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#isabella the simp
laz-kay · 5 months
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Maturing is realising Phineas wasn’t ignoring Isabella in Paris. He was just having an autistic experience looking at “nifty blowtorches” and such.
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reinapantera · 7 months
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Meet William Horner and Ali Horner of Sullivan 💜🥧
Jack Horner x Isabella of Sullivan children
#bigjackhorner #jackhorner #pussinboots #shareart #nsfw #instaadult #pussinbootsthelastwish #artmoots #thelastwish #littlejacknorner #dreamworks #sketch #digitalart #reinapantera
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shobi-enzo · 2 years
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isabella: * breathes* y/n: gorgeous, pretty, very attractive, stunning, super cute, absolutely fantastic, lovely, adorable, mesmerizing, charming, elegant, graceful, enchanting, dainty, glamorous, exquisite, appealing, striking, fair, outstanding, magnificent, wonderful as always, jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of socket, heart beats out of chest, slams fist on the table, whistles loudly, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, beautiful, amazing , spectacular , show stopping, wonderful, awesome, talented , magnificent , incredible, totally unique never been done before, jaw dropping , majestic, splendid, heavenly, gorgeous, stunning, fabulous, perfect , brilliant, excellent, extraordinary, phenomenal, breathtaking and so much more.
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mariyntine · 5 months
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I'd become demon food for them
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steriotypicaloutlaw · 2 years
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Sorry if some are repeats but, I don't regret being part of the reason this innocent "father's day celebration" turned into "nsfw father's day celebration"... (I'm "An Ethan Who Simps For Karl")
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arandomeroacher · 2 years
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Thorne the Merchant from The One Within the Villainess hits different I love him so much he is brilliant please he is perfect and HIS HANDS HIS PERFECT PRETTY HANDS how is a fictional character so perfect
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randomenglishmajor · 9 months
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Okay, so... Phineas and Ferb is a lot more complex than you might think for "a kid's show"?
Lawrence and Ferb are immigrants. (British and white, but still) Not to mention, the Flynn-Fletchers are a blended family that absolutely loves each other (Candace canonically states multiple times that she loves her brothers, even though she's always trying to bust them).
Isabella is a simp for Phineas, yes, but 1) she's very kickass and Phineas knows and relies on this, 2) she's Mexican AND Jewish. Two ethnicities that don't typically have good role models in the media.
Buford and Baljeet's relationship is odd, granted. Bully and bull-ee. Friends. But because Buford keeps being around Baljeet and HIS friends, he becomes more rounded as a person, showing his knowledge of French, random historical facts and literary quotes. Baljeet has someone to ground him when he gets too in his head with math and science. Oh, and let's also not forget that Baljeet is shown to be extremely smart. He made plans for a PORTAL TO MARS. He's a stereotypical nerd, but he's Indian and proudly so.
I dunno. I think most people focus on the smart writing and humor and music from the series, and maybe someone hasn't thought about this before?
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jonquilandlace · 5 months
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Well I can't stop thinking about if Apple's Spirited was actually done on Broadway with Broadway actors so have a fancast
Disclaimer: This is literally just actors I like and know are currently active. There is very little thought put into this beside "ooo I love this voice and think it would fit the role p well." Feel free to dispute and brainstorm further in the reblogs/tags, but like there is genuinely 4% thought put into this, lmao.
Present (Will Farrell) - Jonathan Groff
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The heart and soul of the show. Requires strong acting, strong vocals, and a stunning sense of humor. Honestly maybe this is just me being a simp but like I fully think he would have a gotdamn blast dressed up in Scrooge makeup for the 1800s scene and no one can convince me otherwise.
Clint Briggs (Ryan Reynolds) - Jeremy Jordan
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This is it, the entire reason I made this fan cast. Just. Imagine Jeremy Jordan singing Bringin' Back Christmas. The same energy as Ready As I'll Ever Be, and also as The World Will Know from Newsies??? Like, that's barely anything, and he's perfect.
Kimberly (Octavia Spencer) - Khaila Anyé Wilcoxon
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Yeah okay I did sadly feel like I needed to slightly de-age Kimberly to match the younger form of Present; my original casting was NaTasha Yvette Williams and she would still slay this so hard, but like. Consistency, ya know? And besides, Khaila is STUNNING, fr; her performance as Catherine of Aragon is a testament to her skills alone, but if you want proof of her ability to sing gently as well as to Belt Like All Hell as she does in Six, then I will just direct you kindly to her role as one of the Fates in Hadestown; girl SLAYS! (Alternate pick: Renée Elise Goldsberry, because I can just HEAR her sing these songs.)
Jacob Marley (Patrick Page) - Patrick Page
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I mean. Come on. Even if he hadn't played this role already, he originated Hades in Hadestown. No one can top this guy.
Past (Sunita Mani) - Solea Pfeiffer
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Hadestown haunts the cast again, but like, come on. She's so good, no one can tell me no.
Yet-to-Come (Tracy Morgan) - Michael James Scott
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IDK something about his energy as Genie just translates really well to this role to me. (Alternatively, the Beetlejuice energy of Alex Brightman would give a REALLY fun twist to it, especially if the director decided to lean into YTC as a comic relief character, but the energy is just off enough I wanna stick to the source material for now.)
Wren (Marlow Barkley) - Isabella Esler
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Okay to be completely honest am I pretty much just pulling a random Lydia Deets out of a hat since they're like the only consistent kid actresses I can find? Maybe, lmao. That said, having heard her sing, she's GOOD fam! I think she could pull Wren really well!
Owen (Joe Tippett) - Justin Collette
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Okay, so once again, he happens to be a Beetlejuice star, but the vibe check here really comes from his role in School of Rock! It's the same sort of offbeat-person-with-a-heart-of-gold vibe as Owen has in the movie, and like with him also playing the Beetlejuice to Isabella's Lydia, I think they'd do great as dad and daughter on stage. Alternatively, Will Burton (who played Adam in the same cast) would also be a great pick, but gives off some more panicky vibes that I don't feel are as great of a match to Owen.
Carrie (Andrea Anders) - Michaela Diamond
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If you've seen her video on her favorite song from NYT, you Know the vibes.
Anyway that's my brainrot for the year thank you and enjoy—
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smute · 1 month
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thanks for the tag @macbethwitches !!!🐝🎂🦍🫶
shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people.
beyoncé - bodyguard
dido - let's runaway
phoebe killdeer & the short straws - the fade out line
ariana grande - supernatural
mahmood - cocktail d'amore
pip millett & maverick sabre - miss you
lorde - take me to the river
douglas dare - 8w9zeros
martha wainwright - bloody mother fucking asshole
mahmood - stella cadente
tagging @mmolia @snoozy-red-panda @fourwindows @isabella-lugosi @caressthosecheekbones @simp-osium @fantabulousfelix @cowletariat i think thats 10 people but alas i have no way of confirming this also no pressure at all ok
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reinapantera · 5 months
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A random night....
Horner: I love you.... "out of the sudden" I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. "Isabella with an emotionless face look at Jack and gasp 'huh' turn around to the book" I think you’re wonderful.... I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?
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Isabella: How do you know it's love and not obsession? "Pauses amd frown her face" I can tell when I hate someone... "While playing with Jack's hair"
Horner: Hate me, then, "he breathed" Break yourself into a thousand pieces and deny me each and every one of them. Because I am never letting you go.
#bigjackhorner #jackhorner #pussinboots #shareart #nsfw #instaadult #shibari #pussinbootsthelastwish #artmoots #thelastwish #littlejacknorner #dreamworks #sketch #digitalart #reinapanter
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shobi-enzo · 2 years
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Imagine how beautiful Isabella's voice is when she hums? She has been humming Leslie's song for YEARS. It is her coping mechanism. While it is canon that she hums it while shipping the kids, I can imagine she hums herself to sleep. I have a headcanon that during her time when she was training to become a mom, some of the people there could hear her hum the song and nobody asked her where she heard it from in fear that they would piss off the “iron lady”. This woman has been secretly humming Leslie's song everyday ever since she was shipped. 
Imagine her humming this song to you so you can sleep. Sounds heavenly, isn't it?
I bet ray also sounds beautiful when he hums this song. He probably used it as his coping mechanism. Even though he heard this song from mother, whom he sees as a monster, he finds the song comforting and beautiful.
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sobeksewerrat · 1 month
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Aro/Ace Character Headcannons ig
-> Realized I hc a lot of chrs as being on the aro/acespec so decided to compile them into a list. Might update later if I find my older post or remember some more [Featuring some last name hcs marked in blue for some TMF chrs lol]
Lia Hartwell(TMF): Gray AroAce
Jake Sterling (TMF): Asexual
Sean Everett (TMF): AroAce
Millicent Brooks (TMF): Asexual
Zoey Vineyard (TMF): AroAce
Drew (TMF): Demirose (just a fancy word for demi aroace)
Liam (TMF): Aceflux
Stacy (TMF): Aroflux
Stacy's Mom (TMF): Aromantic
Phoenix Wright (AA): Gray AroAce (look, it's in the name)
Miles Edgeworth (AA): AroAce
Franziska von Karma (AA): Demirose
Maya Fey (AA): AroAce
Dick Gumshoe (AA): Asexual
Ema Skye (AA): AroAce (but she doesn't realize it. Like at all)
Athena Cykes (AA): AroAce (she's literally rhe flag colours. Haven't even finished the AJ trilogy but the vibes are just-)
Ramona Flower (SP): AroAce. I am willing to fight people over this.
Wallace Wells(SP):somewhere on the Arospec, but he simply does not care enough
Mobile(SP): Cupioaro
Saiki Kusuo (TDLOSK): AroAce (self explanatory)
Teruhashi Kokomi (TDLOSK): CupioAroAce (also willing to fight over this)
Hairo [I FORGOT HIS LAST NAME HELP-] (TDLOSK): AroAce
Giulia Marcovaldo (Luca 2021): AroAce
Isabella Madrigal (Encanto): Aromantic
Sonic The Fucking Hedgehog from Sonic The Hedgehog: AROACE. I AM GONNA DIE ON THIS HILL.
SAME FOR SHADOW THE GODDAMN HEDGEHOG AND TAILS TOO
Heiji Hattori (DCMK): AroAce but he's clueless
Kudo Shinichi (DCMK): bro is a Sherlock Holmes kinnie of course he's AroAce /hj
Uhhhh who else I forgor
Jjdjdjdjfjgjg
OH YEAH
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel): AroAce. It's canon, ik, but still adding him
Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel): Cupio AroAce, ty @roryheart for enlightening me
Charlie Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel): Cupio AroAce
Adam (Hazbin Hotel): Asexual- WAIT NO NO NO DONT GO JUST LISTEN TO ME-
Asmodeus (Helluva Boss): Cupio Ace. LISTEN, IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY
The King of Lust himself being Asexual. JUST IMAGINE!!
maybe grayace would make more sense but shusshhhh
Striker (Helluva Boss): AroAce
Octavia (Helluva Boss): AroAce (too many plain old aroaces on this list lmfao)
The entire TSP cast is somewhere on the aro/ace spec no I won't take criticism, especially not from Narrator simps/lh
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
TBA
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tom kaulitz ~ smut
~wake you up with my tounge~
[ a/n your names Isabella for context cuz that's my oc I made for his stories ]
~Tom's pov~
 
I woke up groaning at the throbbing in my cock. I just had a dream about Isabella. I sighed thinking about her warm pussy wrapped around my dick and my tounge in her dripping folds. I looked over at my sleeping girlfriend.
Her pretty blonde head resting on my bicep and her pretty manicured hands gently wrapped around it. I bet those nails will leave pretty scratch marks. I slowly and gently slipped my arm out from under her and pulled the blankets off her small frame. She shivered slightly at the loss of warmth but that won't be and issue for long.
I rolled ontop of her and raked my eyes over her sleeping frame. She had on one of my oversized shirts and white lace panties. I smirked ' easy access ' i thought to myself. I put my hands on her thighs and proped them up on my shoulders. I slowly dragged off her underwear and threw the garmet somewhere in the hotel room. 
I spread her pussy lips and sighed seeing her pretty pink folds. I ran my tounge threw her folds and felt her twitch, she's always been particularly sensitive. I closed eyes and circled her little clit with my tounge pressing a kiss to it and repeated the process this time sucking the bud in my mouth gently. 
I let go with a pop and heard her moan lightly. I looked up and saw that she was still sleeping but her breathing was more erratic and she's fisted the sheets slightly. I started sucking on her clit repeatedly feeling her start to buck subconsciously. I put my arm on her lower waist holding her down but using my thumb I pulled her clit hood back. I started flicking my tounge over it. 
" ahh tom what are you oh", she moaned. I looked up and made eye contact her pretty blue eyes. I parted from her clit and smirked rubbing it back and forth with my thumb. " couldn't resist this pretty pussy liebe oh fuck it's so sweet", I moaned.
~ your pov ~ 
Tom started sliding his tounge up and down my pussy. I moaned and arched my back. He put his hand on my stomach pushing me back down. " oh fuck ", I moaned. He parted and bit his lip circling his middle and pointer fingers around my hole. He slipped them inside and and moaned at the stretch. He started thrusting them up into my gspot. My eyes rolled back in my head and my thighs start shaking. " oh God Tommy I'm gonna cum oh please ".
He moaned, " fuck cum cmon hunny cum for me ". I graoned and squeazed his fingers my thighs shaking around his head as I came. I finished breathing heavy. He slipped his fingers out of my cunt and put them in his mouth sucking my juices off. 
He kissed me and I could taste the slight tang of my slick lingering on his tounge. " oh fuck baby I wanna fuck you so bad ", he graoned and took off his sweatpants grabbing his hard cock in his hand jerking it in his hand a few times before sliding it over my pussy and pressing it into entrance. 
He looked at me for approval and I nodded. He slipped it in and I gasped. No matter how many times we've had sex I can never fully get used to his size. Once he bottomed out we both moaned. I feel so incredibly full I can feel him in my stomach. " oh baby you feel so good in me ", he moaned at my words and started thrusting inside me at a medium pace.
 " oh shit liebe you feel so good ", he moaned thrusting harder. He pushed my shirt up every boobs and started fondling them. " yes yes yes oh fuck I'm cumming ", I screamed as I came around his cock. He moaned feeling me clench. 
I whimpered feeling his hot ropes of cum shoot in my cunt. He slipped out gently and layed down beside me pulling me into his chest. " I love you ", he whispered. " I love you too". Then we both fell back asleep.
[ a/n: I hope you enjoyed my first Tokio hotel oneshot drabble whatever. Please give me requests. ]
[Calling all Carl grimes simps: I have made 2 books about Carl grimes x Daryle Dixons daughter and I'm currently working on the 3rd book so if you want me to post chapter one book one then let me know.]
PLEASE SEND REQUESTS
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hwaitham · 1 month
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cocooooo!! have u seen hazbin hotel yet? i wasn't really interested in it at first but i got hooked almost immediately once i watched it. i'm simping over almost everyone 😔👉👈.
hullo isabella ! ! im answering this so late waaauufhh but no i havent seen it > < i see it a lot on m dash frm muties n stuff . . u are tempting me to watch it ! bcos i am just like u once were — not vrie interested in it at all . . . but maybe that will all change when i watch it ?? :O EEK im so curious now hearing u say that u got so hooked + u have a crush so many of the characters omgie . . .
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dystopianam · 6 months
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MY HEADCANONS: Sexual and Gender Orientations (BG NHs)
Sexual and gender orientations of premade sims according to my headcanons (PV, ST, VV - No Ancestors, no Townies, no Decesead sims, for now) I group sims by their natural hair color because I find it funny.
(🌴 = PV, 🌵 = ST, 🎭 = VV)
⚫ Black Hair Sims
21 Black haired alive Sims (10🌴, 5🌵, 6🎭), 14 heterosexual, 3 gay, 2 bisexual, 1 bicurious, 1 pansexual.
🌴 Mortimer Goth - he/him, het.
🌴 Bella Goth - she/her, het.
🌴 Cassandra Goth - she/her, het.
🌴 Alexander Goth - he/him, het.
🌴 Don Lothario - he/him, het.
🌴 Brandi Broke - she/her, bisex.
🌴 Darren Dreamer - he/him, het.
🌴 Dirk Dreamer - he/him, het.
🌴 Mary-Sue Pleasant - she/her, het.
🌴 Jennifer Burb - she/her, het.
🌵 Pascal Curious - he/him, gay.
🌵 Lazlo Curious - he/him, het.
🌵 Nervous Subject - he/they, gay.
🌵 Ajay Loner - he/him, het.
🌵 Lola Curious - she/her, pan.
🎭 Patrizio Monty* - he/him, gay. (Contessa was a fake story, CONTRIZIO is real)
🎭 Mercutio Monty - he/him, bisexual.
🎭 Romeo Monty - he/him, het.
🎭 Cornwall Capp - he/him, het.
🎭 Benedick Monty - he/him, het.
🎭 Beatrice Monty - she/her, bicurious.
🟤Brown Hair Sims
13 Brown haired alive Sims (2🌴, 5🌵, 6🎭), 6 heterosexual, 2 bisexual, 2 pansexual, 2 bicurious, 1 lesbian, 1 polyamorous.
🌴 John Burb - he/him, het.
🌴 Lucy Burb - she/her, bisexual.
🌵 Olive Specter* - she/her, pan...? (Grim Reaper WTF is your gender)
🌵 Buzz Grunt - he/him, het.
🌵 Tank Grunt - he/him, bicurious.
🌵 Ripp Grunt - he/him, bisex poly.
🌵 Kristen Loste - she/her, lesbian.
🎭 Isabella Monty* - she/her, het.
🎭 Goneril Capp* - she/her, het.
🎭 Hal Capp - he/him, het.
🎭 Antonio Monty - he/him, het.
🎭 Bianca Monty - she/her, bicurious.
🎭 Bottom Summerdream - any pronouns, pansexual.
🟡Blond Hair Sims
19 blond haired alive Sims (4🌴, 8🌵, 7🎭), 10 heterosexual, 3 bisexual, 4 bicurious, 1 gay, 2 polyamorous.
🌴 Dina Caliente - she/her, bicurious.
🌴 Dustin Broke - he/him, het.
🌴 Beau Broke - he/him, het.
🌴 Kaylynn Langerak* - she/her, het.
🌵 Vidcund Curious - he/him, het.
🌵 Ophelia Nigmos* - she/her, bisex poly.
🌵 Loki Beaker - he/him, het.
🌵 Jenny Smith - she/her, het.
🌵 Johnny Smith - he/him, bisex poly.
🌵 Jill Smith - she/her, het.
🌵 Buck Grunt - he/him, het.
🌵 Erin Beaker - she/her, bicurious.
🎭 Consort Capp - he/him, bisexual.
🎭 Regan Capp - she/her, het.
🎭 Kent Capp - he/him, gay.
🎭 Albany Capp - he/him, het.
🎭 Miranda Capp* - she/her, bisexual.
🎭 Desdemona Capp - she/her, bicurious.
🎭 Ariel Capp - she/her, bisexual.
🔴 Red Hair Sims
14 red haired alive Sims (5🌴, 3🌵, 6🎭), 4 heterosexual, 4 bisexual, 1 bicurious, 1 gay, 3 pansexual.
🌴 Nina Caliente - She/her, bisexual.
🌴 Angela Pleasant - She/her, het.
🌴 Lilith Pleasant - She/her, bicurious.
🌴 Herb Oldie - he/him, het.
🌴 Coral Oldie - she/her, het.
🌵 Circe Beaker - she/her, bisexual.
🌵 PT#9 Smith - he/him, pansexual.
🌵 Chloe Curious - she/her, bisexual.
🎭 Tybalt Capp - he/him, gay.
🎭 Juliette Capp - she/her, het.
🎭 Hermia Capp* - she/he/they, het.
🎭 Oberon Gossamer - he/they, pan.
🎭 Titania Summerdream - she/her, bisexual.
🎭 Puck Summerdream - he/they, pan.
📌 Inconsistence
* Patrizio Monty hair is black ⚫ in The Sims 2 (as you can see in the in-game storyline photos), but brown 🟤 in The Sims 3. I don't like this inconsistence in The Sims 3 even if TS3 is set A LOT before TS2 in terms of timeline. So, for me his natural hair color is black, NOT brown.
* Olive Specter had brown hair 🟤 as adult but both her parents are black heads. ⚫ People keep insisting that it's not possible, and in this case it's correct. Because she has no grandparents, so no ancestors from whom she could have inherited recessive genes. But only parents.
* Isabella Monty's hair is brown in both The Sims 2 and The Sims 3, but simPE says she has the genetic code for blonde hair. If it wasn't an error by the developers, it would still make sense and it's possible that she could have blonde hair, as she could have inherited it as a recessive gene from her paternal grandmother Julia Pantalone or her maternal grandfather Lucio Zanni.
* Goneril Capp's hair is brown in The Sims 2 and The Sims 3 but simPe says she has the genetic code for red hair. If it wasn't an error by the developers, it would still make sense and it's possible that she could have red hair, as she could have inherited it as a recessive gene from her paternal greatgrandmother Queen Thebe.
The curious fact is that Goneril already show a recessive gene. Both of her parents, Contessa and Consort, are blonde, but she show brown hair because she could possibly have inherited her maternal grandmother Scribonia Capp's brown hair. So, why change the recessive gene shown if the genetic codes still show that she has red hair? Mh, that's very strange!
* Kaylynn Langerak's hair is black in The Sims 2 and The Sims 3, but simPE says she has the genetic code for blonde hair. In The Sims 2, Kaylynn is an NPC and doesn't have a family, so she can't have recessive genes and the only thing you would think is that she dyed her hair, but in The Sims 3 they justified this by giving her a family. Her father Dustin Langerak and her maternal aunt Zelda both have blonde hair, while her mother Iliana has black hair.
* Ophelia Nigmos' hair is naturally blonde on simPe too, but that's a mystery because NO ONE in her family tree has blonde hair.
* Miranda's hair is genetically "custom", meaning that the game does not read it as any natural color (which is also why you cannot change her eyebrows when changing her appearance in the mirror). But her eyebrows are blonde, which means she should be naturally blonde, like her father Albany, her maternal grandparents and half the Capps from her grandpa Consort family tree.
* Hermia Capp's hair is red as her father Caliban and her two siblings Tybalt and Juliette, but simPE says she has the genetic code for blonde. This is not an error. Hermia is naturally blonde since in Beta VV, she was the daughter of Regan and Cornwall and not Cordelia and Caliban. The developers decided to change her hair colors when they made her the daughter of Cordelia and Caliban and probably forgot to change her genetic hair color, but even so, if the player decides to make her blonde even now that she is the daughter of Cordelia and Caliban it would still make sense. Regan is one of Cordelia's sisters, and Cordelia is also blonde, and furthermore, Hermia could have inherited blonde hair from anyone in her family tree.
So yes, Hermia natural color is blonde in vanilla Veronaville, but red in fixed version of the Neighborhood like Meetme fixed template. I like to think she as a red head, so I put her with the red heads.
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cornyregans · 7 months
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GVGP Profile: Claudio Monty
With Olivia Monty's entry done, it's now time for us to talk about her husband -- Claudio.
When it comes to his ancestry, Claudio is the deceased son of Patrizio and Isabella Monty, as well as the brother of Antonio and Bianca Monty. His grandparents include Valentine and Silvia Monty, as well as Vincentio and Francisca Pantalone. Finally, Claudio's great-grandparents are Bassanio and Portia Monty, Angelo and Mariana Capitano, Proteus and Julia Pantalone, and Lucio and Overdone Zanni.
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Claudio Monty's Genetic Profile
Before his untimely death, Claudio was married to Olivia Monty, and they had two children, with a third on the way. As such, Claudio will be present in his offsprings' genetic profiles, and will be given a mention whenever necessary.
Skintone
As the son of two S3 parents, Claudio’s S3 skintone makes perfect sense.
Hair Color
If you’ve already read through Patrizio and Isabella’s genetic profiles, you'd know that their hair genetics are a mess. In Patrizio’s case, it’s due to contradictory sources, one where he has black hair, and one where he’s a brunet. While both of these hair colors can work, the brunet option is more situational, as we can't truly ascertain what Valentine and Portia Monty's genotypes truly were.
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Claudio's Great-Grandparents via Patrizio Monty
SimPE lists Isabella as a blonde, but you will often find her depicted as a brunette (both by fans and in TS3). Unlike Patrizio, Isabella’s problem lies more with her parents’ faulty hair colors (specifically her mother’s). Much like Valentine, Vincentio Pantalone's headshot shows him with black hair despite having one brunet parent, and one with a recessive hair color. Conversely, Francisca has dominant brown hair in her headshot, yet both Lucio and Overdone Zanni had recessive hair colors.
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Claudio's Great-Grandparents via Isabella Monty
As you’ve probably figured out, this whole hair thing is incredibly complicated. That said, in the interest of keeping this entry as short as possible, I’m only going to focus on how the following hair combinations affect Claudio’s genetic profile specifically.
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Option 1: Black-Haired!Patrizio x Brown-Haired!Isabella: With a black-haired father and a brunette mother, Claudio’s black hair would make sense.
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Option 2: Brown-Haired!Patrizio x Brown Haired!Isabella: Claudio’s black hair would only make sense with two brown-haired parents if Patrizio inherited the corresponding allele from his mother.
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Option 3: Brown-Haired!Patrizio x Blonde-Haired!Isabella: With a brunet father and a blonde mother, Claudio’s black hair would only make sense if Patrizio received an allele for black hair from his mother.
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Option 1: Black-Haired!Patrizio x Blonde-Haired!Isabella: With a black-haired father and a blonde mother, Claudio’s black hair would make sense.
Eye Color
Much like Consort Capp, Claudio is the victim of having an eye color that appeared spontaneously. Claudio’s ancestry consists of sims with brown, grey, and dark blue eyes; however, Claudio has light blue eyes. Of the known eye colors in his genetic history, the only recessive eye color is grey; however, only three of his ancestors were programmed with this specific gene.
On Patrizio’s side of the family tree, the only sim with grey eyes is Bassanio Monty. While we can’t say for sure if he was homozygous or heterozygous, we do know that he passed down a recessive allele to his son Valentine, who passed his down to Patrizio.
As for Isabella, both her father and paternal grandmother had grey eyes. In this case, Julia would have passed her recessive allele down to Vincentio, who passed it down to Isabella. That said, Vincentio couldn’t have had grey eyes if Proteus Pantalone was homozygous for dark blue eyes, so the latter sim would have needed a hypothetical recessive allele to justify this.
With these factors in mind, Claudio’s light blue eyes aren’t completely impossible. That being said, one of his great-grandparents would have needed to possess the proper phantom allele. Unlike with Consort, where there are multiple possibilities that can only be narrowed down so much, Claudio’s can be narrowed down to one sim.
Of his great-grandparents, the only one who couldn’t have passed down a light blue allele, not even with hypothetical genetics, is Portia Monty. As we’ve already discussed, Bassanio’s recessive eye color means Portia is the only sim who could have passed down a dominant allele to her brown-eyed son.
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Valentine Monty's Visual Profile
With Portia eliminated, we can remove four more sims. All of Patrizio and Isabella’s maternal ancestors had brown eyes. As a result, the Capitanos and Zannis could all pass down exclusively dominant alleles, and the Monty family tree wouldn’t be any worse off. Not only that, but these exclusively brown-eyed ancestors perfectly explain how Patrizio and Isabella could be heterozygous for brown eyes, meaning Claudio's recessive alleles would have come from the Monty and Pantalone lines.
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Silvia Monty's Visual Profile
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Francisca Pantalone's Visual Profile
Now we’re left with only the Monty and Pantalone lines. We’ve already debunked Portia through a process of elimination, so we’re left with three sims — Bassanio Monty, and Proteus and Julia Pantalone. Of the three, the first sim we can remove from the list would be Julia. If Julia had a light blue allele, then it would mean that Proteus’s recessive allele would need to be grey to explain Vincentio’s eye color. While this situation is plausible, it’s not the option that uses the fewest hypothetical genetics.
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Vincentio Pantalone's Visual Profile
This leaves us with Bassanio and Proteus as potential sources for the light blue allele. While both could have realistically had the gene, only one is needed to explain Claudio’s eye color. Of the two, however, the option that uses the fewest hypothetical genetics would be to assume that Proteus was the one who initially possessed the recessive allele. Unlike Bassanio, who could be heterozygous, Proteus would need to be heterozygous to explain how his son, and by extension his great-grandson, could realistically have recessive eye colors.
As a Whole
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Claudio Monty's filled out genetic profile. As you can see, his skintone makes perfect sense when taking his genetic history into account. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for his hair color, which makes sense on the surface, but has too many tangled webs to properly unweave. Finally, Claudio's eye color is a happy medium, as it makes sense with hypothetical genetics; however, the journey to deciphering the source is rather tedious.
Who's Next?
With all the ABC Montys out of the way, our next entry is going to cover the final sim to marry into the Capp family -- Albany Capp.
Thank you for reading!~ <3
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