Number 15: Meat Circus. The last thing you'd want in your childhood circus is someone's meat-related personal trauma. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A Psychonaut uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a brain tank full of meat. With the statement: "This is the meat you eat at Whispering Rock." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Psychonauts in question was alerted to the rogue agent. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the agent hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Lake Oblongata. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Psychonaut branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another agent. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: The Psychonauts’ "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. The Motherlobe contacted the agents in question the next day. When questioned, Ford Cruller said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by the Psychonauts. Now we can all go back to eating our meat in peace.
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crutchie morris is an ASSHOLE and we should let him be an ASSHOLE hes not ur soft angel cant do anything wrong pookie bear hes a character whos anywhere from 14-16 years old. peak asshole ages. does a lot wrong. probably doing something wrong rn. probably just hit jack unprovoked.
professor morris ashley/mr. diaz ref + info + pma voice claim
these guys have been running around mr head for so long i have to spill all my lore on them here so
they teach at a school called Eagle Point Academy (EPA)
mr. diaz is part filipino and professor ashley is part british
mr. diaz’s teaching style is hype, he encourages his students to do well and is helpful- a little strict at times. he can get easily angered as quick as he can calm down from it. expresses his emotions more than pma
prof. ashley’s teaching style is more energetic and move-y. he teaches with passion with a happy tone but you’ll rarely hear him angry- he’s more of the type to just shrink and stay quiet when provoked
pma forcibly leaves his job for two years (2010-12) - his family demanded him back for the first year, second year he moves to italy to gain money to go back to EPA in america.
pma is a natural blonde - his family forced him to dye it brown so it looked “more professional”
they may or may not start seeing each other/dating in 2017COUGHCOUGHCOUGJCOCYCICICHHCHexcuse m e phew who said that
pma voice claim!!
i’ll find a voice claim for mr. diaz soon but for now, have a silly pma voice
Happy early 13th anniversary to the (second) best Ghostface ever, Charlie Walker
In my personal opinion, he is one of the strongest Ghostfaces, especially for his age, able to lift Olivia Morris up over his head. That kill scene also earns him my Most Gruesome Kill award in the franchise so far.
A lot of people don't like him as much as Jill, but you have to admit that he did a damn good job in his role. He took most of the kills if you analyze the movie deep enough, he kept a calm and steady personality, and technically he succeeded in his plan until Jill decided she wanted fame all for herself. He was never caught by anyone either, revealing himself once he thought he could.
I just think he's a really cool guy and he makes me laugh through the entire film. He's definitely the reason I love it so much, wish I was Kirby or Jill so I could kiss him LOL
Jill and Charlie are definitely the best Ghostface duo since Billy and Stu.
Also Happy Anniversary to the film itself, Wes Craven's brilliant final work in this fantastic and iconic horror series. He will be missed.
"Can I have your name?" asks Crutchie, leaning forwards with a grin like a cheshire cat.
David smiles, a mix of awkwardness and politeness making it look a bit more like a grimace.
"Uh, please call me David."
The boy's smile widens just a bit too far, and David can almost swear he sees something else, something inhuman, in his place for a second.
"Damn," Crutchie barks out a laugh. "Smart kid, smart as the rest of 'em think you are. Smarter than them, for sure. Why'd you think they ain't all usin' their given names?"
"I- I- I- uh-" David stutters, suddenly on edge. The taller boy winks, and he sees something else in his place, clear as day and yet indescribable, for just one second.
"Cause they gave 'em over to me!" Crutchie jokes, except now Davey isn't all too sure he's joking.