#it’s dat boy!!

[beif0ngs]

PEAK SILLINESS 👀😵‍💫🖐️🍑

#One Piece #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #Joy Boy #Nika #*mine #flashing tw #he's so fun and silly i love him so much!!! #dat ass doe lmao

[granddaughterogg]

Effortless

Highlighting the artist who made Simon "Ghost" Riley such a compelling imaginary boyfriend for us all - his actor Samuel Roukin.

Sam's vibes are so, so different from Neil Ellice's in-your-face "Look at me, I'm amazing!" (you are, lovie, you truly are) or Barry Sloane's Hot Boy flirtatiousness.

Sam knows he's The Shit and he doesn't preen. He just lets us notice.

Look at him slip in and out of Ghost's gravelly drawl like it's a piece of silk.

I love his subtle, self assured, ginger beanpole ass.

#simon ghost riley #modern warfare #ghost modern warfare 2 #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #ghost simon riley #simon riley #samuel roukin #sam roukin #listen to him go #DAT VOICE #I know that technically speaking Barry Sloane is very much a Man #but I'm like 3 years younger than him so to me he will always be a Boy #not sorry!

[animentality]

#twitter #dat boi

[zepskies]

Hii! Could I request Soldier boys reaction to his gf slapping his ass 😭😭 like he's just walks by her in the comfort of their own home and she just... does it

🤣🥴 LMFAO. Bless you for this ask, my dear. It turned into a full on "imagine" scene instead of just bullet points. (And I think you sent me another imagine! I'll work on that one next. 😘)

Here we go…

Word Count: 550

Imagine: Repaying him for a job well done.

He was just standing there, doing the dishes.

You didn’t know why you liked it so much. You had cooked, so it was only fair that he cleaned up the kitchen. (Or such was one of the ground rules you'd set when you two moved in together.)

Maybe it was because he was actually following said rule. Maybe it was because your boyfriend was washing a damn dish without you asking.

Maybe it was the exquisite ratio of broad shoulders, straining under his simple shirt, to a tapered waist and a pinnacle of strong, jean-clad legs.

“Hey, you got any dishes over there?” Ben called to you, over his shoulder.

You took that moment to drain the last of your wine glass with one bracing sip.

“Yep,” you said, popping the “P.”

But when you didn’t join him in the kitchen, Ben finally looked over at you. His brow shot up when you raised the glass, twirling it around from your recline on the living room couch.  

“You really expect me to go over there and get it?” he said.

“Please?” You wiggled your bare toes on the couch and held onto your throw blanket. “My lower back hurts…you know, from all those hours I put into making a loving, home-cooked meal.”

Ben shot you a look of annoyance. You gave him a pair of imploring doe eyes; you both knew it was an act, but somehow, it still worked on him…most of the time.

Your mouth twitched at a smile when he finally came over to grab your glass. He plucked it out of your hand with a shake of his head. (And a look on his face that said you were lucky beyond fucking belief that he put up with you.)

So when he turned to leave, you really couldn’t help yourself.

You leaned over and gave him a nice smack on the ass for his efforts.

Ben was surprised enough to stop short. His hand flinched on reflex, actually cracking the wine glass. It was just a fraction of his super strength, but the glass soon shattered over his hand and onto the hardwood floor.

His hand was fine, of course, but his brows furrowed as he tried to comprehend what the hell just happened.

You bit your lip, but a snort of amusement still escaped. Ben slowly turned to you.

“Fucking proud of yourself, are you?” he asked, with a wry raise of his brow. Still his lips threatened to curve upwards.

“A bit, yeah,” you admitted. Your little smirk made his green eyes narrow.

“Okay,” he nodded. Then he turned and swiftly yanked the throw blanket off your body, before all but tackling you onto the couch.

You squealed and pushed at the iron wall of his chest, but it didn’t make a damn difference. Ben trapped you underneath him, caging your hips between his thighs, and sunk a firm hand in your hair.

“Don’t start something you can’t finish, sweetheart,” he said. His voice was gravel and sin, and it made a pleasant tingle run down your spine. You still had the audacity to smirk in his face.

“Who says I can’t finish it?” you quipped. Your nails dragged down his chest teasingly, all the way to his belt.  

Ben huffed. “We’ll just fucking see, won’t we?”

He then captured you with a searing kiss that made your toes curl.

AN: I love doing these SB imagines/headcanons! 😘

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[pauls1967moustache]

happy (belated?) birthday to beloved @big-barn-bed. the second i saw it was your birthday god herself gave me a mission to pick out paul's most whorish moments for you to enjoy ❤️

#i always edit these videos in the same project file #so every paul video i've made has come from a premiere project called 'dat ass' #anyway. so funny how much easier it was to find 'all of the boys' pictures than 'all of the girls' 🤪 #sorry it's 3am and i'm delirious. bye. happy birthday 😘 #vid tag

[zu-is-here]

their backstory

the song's deeper version

ah right the moon ;w;

#zu art #zu animation #post dark cream #nightkiller #killermare #nightmare!sans #passive!nightmare #killer!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #animatic #me @ my brain: let's /not/ draw self-indulgent things ok?? #my brain: d-dat lil moon... Killew gave him... #me: *tears* we'll draw it #omg is it my first animatic?? ft. nightkiller?? hOo Boi— #in only one (1) week YAY #I just wanted to draw a comic but realized 'hmhmm I can Animate TM'— #consider this a pen test heh #animating is actually neat??? try it guys! *w*

[junocornkiwi]

it was just a sudden urge to make V-cat that clings to Kerry

nothing to see here

#my art stuff #art #my stuff #art stuff #digitalart #cyberpunk 2077 male v #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk v #cyberpunkgame #cyberpunk art #kerry eurodyne x male v #kerry/v #v x kerry #kerry eurodyne #v is just a clinging pity kitty #he's a big baby boy #who let him into mercenary business #and kerry is just yah dat's mah boyfriend he wants kisses #or to burn smt so excuse me we have to go

[horseshoemybeloved]

Pete birthday he’s doing his favorite thing he is annoying Patrick

#tee hee #also not ship related #he’s simply annoying him #no petereece….. #Pete and patreece ship name #petereece….. #non of dat… #fall out boy #fob #art #my art #fall out boy fan art #pete wentz #patrick stump #fob cn #fob cn 2008

[goopy-goose]

Dreamtale by @jokublog

#undertale au #dreamtale #dream sans #nightmare sans #dream!sans #nightmare!sans #my art #ngl i giggled when i drew dreams legs #dat boi is buff your honour

[ramdotexe]

some kim and harry doodles

#kim is so fun to draw nobody look at me #mannnn im SICK of drawing twinks gimme some of dat old man shit #disco elysium #harrykim #kimharry #kim kitsuragi #harrier du bois #harry du bois #disco elysium fanart #my art

[dragonsaltartales-art]

First Snorplo drawing (April 2023) and most recent Snorplo drawing (May 2024)

#i really don't like that first one LOL #i worked so long on it too #but anyways #the boys #i love them so much #snorplo #snorpy fizzlebean #chandlo funkbun #bugsnax #dat art

[karniss-bg3]

Look at our boi!!

#submission #kar'niss #baldur's gate 3 #karniss #drider #screenshot #there he is #look at dat boi #stunning #spectacular #gorgeous #perfection

[wormswurld]

💥⚠️clean up on aisle MY PANTS ⚠️💥

#i want to bash my head into a wall #lemme bite dat neck boy #GAWWWWWD #hes so fine and he knows it ughhhh #so dangerous #lgbtqia #barry keoghan

[zepskies]

Okay, I loved the reader smacking Ben's ass, so can we do an uno reverse of the situation, but lmao it would probably not end well because knowing Ben it probably would've been done during a terribly inappropriate time like a meeting or something, also I know that you didn't explicitly say it was BMD ben and reader but I did read it as such, lmao - salvadoreña anon (lmao it feels a little weird to call myself that because Im also desi lol)

Hello my Latina Lovely! 😘 (Wow! Love that you're also Desi. ❤️)

Aw, hell, you done uno-reversed me…

See this imagine for context: Repaying Soldier Boy for a job well done.

(And yes, I had Break Me Down-verse SB x Reader in my head writing that one as well lol. They're ingrained in me. 😂)

Word Count: 350

Imagine: Ben gets a little payback.  

Your heels clacked on the tile floor brusquely as you made your way back to your office, over in Surveillance. You carried a stack of paperwork that had to be sorted through—and on Grace Mallory’s desk by end of day today.

Your hair was falling out of its loosening bun, and you tried in vain to blow a piece of it out of your face. The elevator on the opposite end of the hall dinged. The doors opened, and out came your boyfriend, strutting into the hall in his supe suit.

You smiled. “Wow, that was quick. You caught Metallo?”

“Being booked with bendy straws for arms as we speak,” Ben replied with a cocky smile. He headed toward you down the hall. “Gonna grab a bite to eat. Care to join?”

You raised a brow at bendy straws for arms. He really needed to work on how badly he roughed up these supes when bringing them into custody.

“Can’t right now,” you said, gesturing with your eyes to your workload. “But I’ll let you know when I’m ready to head home, if you want to wait for me.”

While you spoke, Ben was busy taking in your white blouse, the dark red lipstick, the pencil skirt, the sexy little heels. It was straight out of one of his fantasies…

Maybe you’d be down for a round of sexcretary after work. His lips curved at the thought.

But then, he remembered how you’d got him to accidentally shatter a nice crystal wine glass the other night, and it got him contemplating some retribution.

“All right. See you then, baby doll,” he said mildly.

When he finally reached you, he gave you a nice smack on the ass as he passed by.

You jolted with a wide-eyed yelp. Ben smirked at the sound.

He’d gotten you with a little more force than he thought though, as it made you lose your grip on your files. They flew from your hands and scattered onto the floor.

You twisted back to meet him with a glare. Ben’s hand clenched and curled back…

Then he gave you a sly grin.

“Payback’s a bitch, ain’t it?”  

AN: So I don't typically post two new fics within the same day (sorry for the spam), but this one was short and essentially a sequel to the other imagine lol. (And my weird brain doesn't like a packed drafts folder. 😉)

I have at least one more SB imagine coming this week. I got a ton of requests this weekend, so thank you all! I really am so flattered. 🥰🥰

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[amarriageoftrueminds]

something i love is how Steve Rogers canonically takes after his mother. both appearance wise and in terms of his ideals

too bad the mcu's powers that be didn't care to explore steve or bucky's backstories beyond catws, or else we could've gotten an actual appearance from Sarah, but that's ok future projects can fix this /copium

but anyways Steve is canonical Momma's Boy, I wish marvel would remember lol

now if only marvel could also remember that Bucky Barnes is a protector and steve's guardian angel with a shotgun (or i guess sniper rifle, during the war)

cuz if marvel did then they could be genius and retroactively give us flashbacks/scenes in the past that put Bucky back there with little Steve and show interactions between Bucky and Sarah and have Steve's mom thank him for looking out for her fighter of a son, and also retroactively include scenes of Bucky's family reacting to their kid choosing to pick up the disabled little bullied Irish kid and decide he must protect hehe

there's too much good shit there that sets up the true nature of Bucky and Steve's friendship, which i feel like marvel writers kinda forgot over the years and replaced it with caricature-ish flat understanding of both Bucky and Steve, so such scenes would be good to remind writers and the audience of why they've been caring about each other and give insight into their parents

Am I the only one who gets the vibe that, quite apart from wanting to unravel any plot-threads which undermine the specialness to Steve of the Token Female they bothered to put in the Cap movies... they don't want Steve to be a Mammy's Boy, cuz they see that as less acceptably manly and cool?

Like: Tony is allowed to obsess over what his dad thought of him, across multiple movies (and ditto what the Odinson boys thought of Odin's opinion of them) but mothers only matter if, and only while, they're being fridged?

Ditto with Bucky's mother too, now I think about it (at least his dad also gets zero mention or exposure). And it would be so sweet and easy to have flashbacks of kid Steve and Bucky -- it would even save them the hassle of having to pay for the adult stars, to film!

Also can you imagine kid-Bucky, already a worrier, asking Sarah what Steve's dad died of and finding out he died from having bad lungs and this just unlocking a whole new level of nightmares for him about Steve and his 'fuck you imma fight everyone in this dirty dank alleyway with bad air' attitude. 😩

I absolutely 100% headcanon Bucky and Sarah as having a whole unspoken language between them, as the only two people on earth who get Steve. I always imagined there would be a whole series of private memories -- moments of non-verbal communication between him and her -- which even Steve himself wasn't privy to.

#historically accurate stucky tag #toAyourQ #dat's me #hey nonny #stucky meta #kid steve and bucky #WE SHOULD'VE SEEN THEM #sarah especially we should've seen it's actually criminal we had screentime wasted on others over her #they really just blatantly did not give a shit about doing comics-Steve justice #he's not the guy they want they want Soldier Boy #remember folks: REBLOG 🔁 / DON'T JUST LIKE 🤍

[dragonsaltartales]

(You're gonna kill me I'm sorry *coughnotsorry*)

☠️ with Chandlo and Snorpy

I will let you guys imagine the circumstances :U

#bugsnax #snorpy fizzlebean #chandlo funkbun #dat art #ask game #i need to draw the boys in suits/dress clothes on a happier ocassion