#it's all over my dash

[somethingblu3]

wait why do people think tumblrs dying?

#it's all over my dash #i'm confused? #tumblr dying

[edjectedly]

Am I going to have to watch the new ROTTMNT show? Is that's what's gonna happen?

#it's all over my dash #i want to understand #im so confused #ace rambles

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

#it’s been all over my dash lately and it’s scaring me! #art is meant to be felt! #I know it’s jokes but jokes affect your experience of reality too!!

[bookwyrminspiration]

last night I had a dream that there was a tumblr update and the only thing it changed was that for two minutes straight you could sprinkle shredded cheese on other blogs and their posts, and everyone's dashboard was just pandemonium as everyone cheesed each other. two minutes of abominable amounts of shredded cheese raining from the dash. tumblr at its finest. get cheesed

#mutuals I'd cheese you <3 #shitpost #listen it's a shitpost but it was an actual dream #two minutes of cheesing was free. if you wanted to cheese someone longer you had to pay #but my god did people make the most of their two free minutes #there was shredded cheese all over the posts on my dash #it was both real and digital cheese at the same time I don't know how to explain it #it was entirely contained within the screen. but was somehow real actual shredded cheddar cheese #i don't dream often but when I do...

[enbysean]

WHO THE HELL IS BOSS

that is all

#sean skips the queue #help #no really #it's all over my dash

[kneworder]

well who'da thunk

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #marichat #marichat kiss #what is happening i haven't watched this show in like five years and suddenly the fuckin kiss is all over my dash

[22ratonthestreet]

the passangerette

#sorry. #also benson w/o the stache is like an angel w/o their wings .. #whatever. hi everyone. #the pipeline is real i still gotta track down which passengerposter specifically slathered that movie all over my dash fooling me into thi #thinking it was a big big presence on tumblr and . akhem (looks around the room) well #the passenger #benson the passenger #randy bradley #22ratonthestreet #dima's silly little scribbles #is his tag genuinely 'benson the passenger' ... good god

[forgissimus]

i have no clue what is going on today but uh behold. the mole cricket

#mole interest #??? #i just got here and this was all over my dash #bugs

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: babies!!!! you’re also referred to as “ma” once

okay but like,,,,,first time dad Bakugou giving his baby their first bath after coming home!!! you’re fluttering around the kitchen, trying to make sure you have your daughters towel ready, her baby safe soap, a tiny washcloth, that her teeny tiny pajamas are in the dryer.

it’s only when you take a second to ask Bakugou something do you finally just—pause. your gaze instantly softens, a lovesick smile inching on your face as you watch your big buff pro hero husband hunch over the kitchen sink.

your daughter is resting in the baby bath seat, lilac colored and reclined back. she squirms when Bakugou lets the warm water run over her naked, fat little belly. her face scrunches at the new sensation, fists balling up against her chest. he coos at her, gentle,

“I know, ya little princess. Feels weird on ya, doesn’t it?” he asks her, voice so small under the running water. he cups his hand, holds a handful of water, tilts her fat cheek up to let it slide in her neck rolls that always smell like milk. she whines at that, sniffles and hiccups before she cries. you go to take a step forward, to console her, but Bakugou is so patient.

“It’s alright,” he kisses her tears away. “Daddy’s just tryna help you.” he runs the water all over her body, and paired with his softly spoken words, does she finally quiet after a few seconds. her little body trembles with the aftermath, pouty lips puffy and he can’t help but smooth his hand over the softness of her face.

“Yer a crybaby, just like your ma.” he whispers to her, grinning when that breaks you out of your stupor to smack him on the shoulder. you both laugh at that, and you finally feel the peace that is your little family. you lean against Bakugou’s shoulder, pressing a kiss to his jaw before looking at your daughter again.

“You’re gonna be a great dad,” you mumble into his skin. he doesn’t say anything, but you can feel his shuddering breath, and the calmness that blankets the rest of your house.

#ugly crying on the r floor #I thought about this earlier and forgot and then remembered again #and I was soooo happy bc I love this thought #first time baby baths were a nightmare with my niece LOL #she was colicky and hated everything so what was supposed to be a cute n sweet moment #was just her screaming to the tops of her lungs lol #but I believe bkg has a very well tempered first child which makes him want more #then the second one is HIM all over again and he’s like. thanks I’m good no more for me pls AKSJDKD #okay bye I’m gonna catch up on the dash 🏃🏽‍♂️ #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #dad bkg

[electrified-meat]

We really worshiping Satan tonight

#it's all over my dash #i don't even follow that many satan people

[raplinenthusiasts]

hyung line - mic ver.

for @rjshope 🫶 cr. namuspromised, dwellingsouls

#HAPPY BIRHTDAY DASHA <3 #i hope you will have amazing day full of love and laughter #you make my days with your presence on my dash and in my notifs and i'm so glad i met you! #hope you like this silly little thing #i just hope i'm on right time and it's not too early and not too late! #you truly are highlight of my existence here and I’m so so so glad I met you 🫶 #min yoongi #kim seokjin #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #bts #btsgif #dailybts #dailybangtan #userbangtan #cyphernet #*mine #hyung line supremacy #me and comps will never be friends #coloring is all over the place 🫣

[thundergrace]

Well. Trying to process what I've learned about Julianna Margulies in the last three minutes.

#julianna margulies #the good wife #er #the morning show #i TRULY hope everyone putting this woman ALL OVER my dash #for her latest gay for pay role #didn't know this #wow... damn

[butchmartyr]

ultimately you have to remember that complaining about "4chan white trans women who are bigoted and so and so" is almost entirely pointless for any purpose aside from raising transmisogynistic sentiments in observers. this specter of an evil tranny is constantly looming despite the individuals being rare and often total shut ins, and people expect transfems to take this shit seriously and be constantly swearing off association with """bad people""". these people, when they do exist, by and large lack the power to actually do anything with their beliefs; obviously if they do it sucks but this idea that there are trans women ~getting away with it~ and that all transfem communities allow and hide this behavior is blatantly transmisogynistic in addition to often being completely imagined! its insane to act like you have to choose between resisting white supremacy and resisting transmisogyny, and yet, people wind up continually portraying it as this

#trust me brother most of the people I’ve been friends with are trans women ive seen trans women say racist stuff before #my circles challenge it and figure it out #these subhumans are talking like we dont deeply value the contributions of black trans women to transfeminism #im all for combating white supremacy in lgbt spaces including transfem ones #which is why we have to stop people just adding 'white' in front of whatever transmisogynistic shit they want to say #transmisogyny and racism are closely linked due to the racialized expectations we have for womanhood and tackling them together is critical #and talking over trans women on this- especially trans women of color and jewish trans women- is batshit insane and yet impossibly common #genderposting #sasha speaks #stop putting spacelazarwolf on my dash lol

[cheeseproducts]

KawoShin Week Day 1!

Prompt: Eldritch Horror/Non-Human appearance

Kaworu takes more after his dear departed dad this time, but he's the same thoughtful, lonely person on the inside. Hopefully Shinji will be able to see that once he gets used to how he looks!

There's an accompanying fic on my aO3 :)

Looking forward to all the awesome pieces/fics coming in the next week 💜💙

#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #shinji ikari #kaworu nagisa #kawoshin #was going for a cross between what a “traditional” nephilim is supposed to look like(that's kind of what he is after all) #and mixed that with Adam's dashing good looks + glowiness #he'll still win shinji over just you wait #kawoshinweek2024 #my art

[arachnid-party]

and i walk into the gay club, and who do i see? charlie slimecicle, in his fishnet top

#/ref #charlie slimecicle #watching tumblr melt down over this is so fucking funny all my mutuals are perishing on my dash #and i don’t blame them!! #CUNTY AS HELL!!

[t4t-dazai]

i think im hilarious

#bsd spoilers #bungo stray dogs dazai #bsd fanart #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #neo's art #id in alt text #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd memes #sketch #it was a 20 minutes sketch bc i saw the original picture and had an epiphany. and i needed to finish that shit as fast as possible #he's my babygirl #also ibispaint got new effects & i wanted to try them out :3 #digital art #also the chapter w him being shot is the last one i read. im manga only so if something else happened since that chapter im not aware </3 #i mean i probably would see it all over my dash bc i follow dazai's tag on tumblr and my cool singular mutual would post about it #ten thousands times lmao #(as it should)