#it's not even a joke

[myststone]

GUYS WE’VE GOT DANK CAVES AND NEW TOWNS NEW TOWNS AGHHHHHH

#Dank Caves #I love that so much #it's not even a joke #it's on the official zelda website #ahghaoisdghaposihdgj #Link #Tears of the Kingdom #ZELDA #GANONDORF #WHY DID THEY HAVE TO REHYDRATE HIM SO MUCH #LADSGJLAKSJG #Loz #Legend of Zelda #Skyward Sword #Hyrule #Sky #Twilight Princess

[ominus-potato]

Quote from the 'saying things as Caine' video!! He is so fine...

If you'd like to see this as a sticker + more you can click here!

Also, sorry for not posting for few days, I bit off more than I could chew again but next post is a big one dw!!

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus fanart #the amazing digital circus caine #tadc caine #tadc caine fanart #alone on a friday night #god you're pathetic #HSHSVHISJYGJY I LOVE THIS MAN #IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE #i am down horrendous #denture daddy 😫 #okay im done

[lazybastardsstuff]

Silly sketches of silly men. (?)

They also look funny though.

#mafia #mafia 2 #mafia ii #mafia the trilogy #vito scaletta #joe barbaro #i need to draw more serious pictures but not this #it's not even a joke #mafia definitive edition

[tadaxii-i]

Every day that passes I babygirlify Sirius Black a bit more

(@greenvlvetcouch actually)

#it's not even a joke #he get more and more fem in every single one of my drawings #he went from long haired fuckboy to Remus' miniskirt baby #and we are here for it #we as a society do not talk enough about Sirius' back length hair and tiny hands #to put a big ring on too #this is just birthday boy Sirius actually #wow greenie wtf #sirius black #:p

[arrgh-whatever]

it's still incredibly painfull to sit, walk or do pretty much anything but we were able to move my pc closer to my bed so here's Hera

#im not dying #i hurt my back by drawing too much #it's not even a joke

[celestial-sapphicss]

when 2 delhi boys fight

#only friends #ik this is a stereotype BUT I HAVE BEEN IN THE EXACT SAME POSITION AS MEW OK #position as in being stuck between two ego stricken boys crying about their 'connections' #it's not even a joke #vi.txt

[uncanny-vibes]

Incorrect quotes cuz yes (tpof)

#tpof #the price of flesh #price of flesh #tpof jack #tpof komodo #tpof derek #the price of flesh derek #tpof celia #tpof mason #tpof dragon #i have too much free time #it's not even a joke

[allo-frouto]

What’s your nastyest sex desire

At this point, I just want to be manhandled and go at it at a library.

#<3 #it's not even a joke #anymore #like #please #oof

[naokoiam]

That urge to slap my teacher 💔

#I want to slap her so bad #It's not even a joke #self h@rm #ed not ed sheeran #tw depression #tw self destruction #4nor3xia #ed vent #ed disorder #tw sui ideation #tw sh related #Why do I tag this with these #💔Help #homicidal ideation #homocide

[ignihydemob]

Vil have a loud earspitling scream wasn't something I expected, but it feels so perfect

#twst third years #No like it feels so right #I enjoyed this way too much #vil twisted wonderland #Vil Schoenheit #twisted wonderland #twst #it's not even a joke #idia shroud twst #twst chapter 6

[neutron-stars-collision]

Looks like this ST4 rewatch is strengthening my bisexualism.

Looking at you Eddie and Robin 🫠

#thanks for your service nonetheless #it's good to remember how bi I am sometimes #but like goddamn #Joseph and Maya could both get it #it's not even a joke #personal bs #stranger things #eddie munson #robin buckley #joseph quinn #maya hawke

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[calamitys-child]

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

#it has to be dnd for the joke to work as well even though its like my least favourite rpg system of ones ive played

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it