#it's seriously so fucking hot like what

[sky-is-the-limit]

Hey! I just saw your post about the southern accent and it's a breath of fresh air to see someone who likes out accent and doesn't mock it, appreciate it 🤠

I seriously don't understand how people mock it, do you mean other Americans? Because the Southern/Texas accent is really the best/most attractive one. Tbh the only American accent I like (like, a lot)

I'd pay someone with a southern accent to just sit next to me and talk 😀 *sweet talk required*

#ask #it's seriously so fucking hot like what #am i insane #I'm playing rdr2 rn and i have to take breaks to not wet my pants from listening to Arthur and not in the way kids do #southern accent #southern #texas #usa

[pepperpixel]

Rune factory 5 art!!!! Cuz I’ve been playin it a lot recently! And I finally got married to Lucas so I wanted to draw some stuff of him!! Cuz I love him. He is a lil weirdo god whomst I cherish and adore..

#rune factory #rune factory 5 #rf5 #lucas #alice #rf5 lucas #rf5 alice #doodles #my characters name is Perez but considering the extent of customization is what outfit do u wanna wear I’ll use her canon name lol #anyone yeah… at first I was like oh god!!!! how am I ever gonna pic between murakumo Reinhardt and lucas?!?!? theyre all so good!!! #and then I got enough hearts to date Lucas. and I completely fucking forgot about the other guys ghgh #LUCAS IS SO CUTE… I LOVE HIM #1 I love him. 2 he’s beautiful. 3 the narrative of two amnesiacs falling in love is incredible to me #it’s like fucking. soulmates fate destiny shit. it’s great #3 the whole. him being an actual literal fucking god thing is. both funny and hot…. like yess babe. work that divine power ghgh #4 he’s HILARIOUS. AND SO CUTE. AND SWEET. AND ENDEARING #I couldn’t help it… I just got sucked in.. ALSO HES OLD AND WEARS GLASSES AND JUST. idk… he’s perfect ok. everything about him #the other guys didn’t stand a chance #after I met ludmilla I also rlly seriously was considering her too! like she’s SO FUCKING. I love ludmilla. she stole my heart instantly #but like!!! lucas just came out on top. I trusted my gut and my gut said this weirdo.. #also #in regards to Fionna and cake. I still haven’t watched it all yet ghg #I’ve watched a few episodes tho! and wow.. I was way off a my thoughts on Simon mental state lmao. I was literally like that girl in the #2nd episode. I’m sorry for misjudging ur issues so badly simon. u still have issues but they were not what I thought they were!!! damn.. #anyway im gonna get around to watching the other eps soon! promise! #till then tho… have completely self indulgent rune factory 5 art of me swooning over lucas lmao #w 2 diff versions of the last picture cuz! I couldn’t decide which I liked better! indecision is my curse ghgh

[svampira]

if you've seen me post this already no you did naut anyways human elias

#ok i posted this yesterday then deleted it cause it looked kind of bad #i fixed it and its cuter now👍 #not going in the tags this time #backstory time he was basically a cartoonishly evil jock but people just went along w it cause he was hot and had a celebrity mom #kind of guy to take highschool football way too fucking seriously. WAY TOO SERIOUSLY #ough his eyes look so weird here. whatever back to teen show antagonist backstory #idk i feel like he was just a nightmare to be around. whats worse than a tiktoker. a tiktoker quarterback whos obscenely rich and cant face #any consequences cause his dad funded the school #he got normaler after he graduated but got murdered less than a year after. sorry. at least he gets to finally murder people when hes undea #i feel like 90% of what was wrong with him as a teen was because he wasnt allowed to kill people during football matches but rest assured #he def tried #the way i draw him i feel it gives more cheerleader but his dex is way too low. maybe he was in his freshman year then jumped to 6 #*6.3 when he was like 16 and got forced into the football team #hes 6.4 when he dies at 19 #word dump OVER. maybe i should fix my toyhouse #/elias #scarabocchi

[seilon]

every newer gen kpoppy who calls it revolutionary every time a big name bg member wears something vaguely skirt-like should be required to watch lee sungjong of infinite putting his whole pussy into performing coming of age ceremony by park jiyoon wearing the song's classic form-fitting black side-slitted dress with zero gimmicks way back in 2012

#its Required Material re: historical kpop genderfuckery #no but im 100% for real. this was in the middle of the era where bg members doing gg songs in drag and whatnot was a really #common gag at concerts and in variety shows and whatnot- especially using bg members who were/are considered the most effeminate #basically it was a big Joke and never taken seriously. alot of the time the dances would be exaggerated and whatnot and yeah they #werent like. REAL covers. werent usually respectful of the original gg/female idol's work and all that. haha man in dress type humor #i know if you're old enough to be following me and into kpop you probably know this already and im talking into space but whatever #anyway. sungjong said fuck that and fucking killed it with a genuine live cover (dance And vocals) of coming of age ceremony #which- as you can imagine based on the title- isnt just an iconic female idol song but one that's blatantly about female sexuality #and whatnot. wore the dress that's in the original mv (or something very similar) and didnt play it up with a wig or anything like that #(like what's usually the case when male idols cover gg songs to make it more clear that its a Costume and they are Crossdressing rather tha #just. being a guy and wearing a dress.) #did not shy away from the sexiness of the dance AT ALL to the point of riding the floor at one point more or less which. god fucking damn #but anyway. it's totally true to the original and is unapologetically sexy in an inherently orientation-fucking gender-fucking way and GOD #wish it got more attention than it did because THAT is revolutionary. thats the first performance i ever saw where a male idol did a #female idol song in the original female idol outfit live without any gimmick or even the implication that it COUNTS as drag. its SUCH a #big deal imo. and it helps that its really fucking hot but thats neither here nor there. anyway. i know its been years but i still have so #many feelings and opinions about sungjong's coming of age ceremony performance ghfgjhdgfdh WATCH IT #sungjong #infinite #kibumblabs

[alexoreality]

You might not have to hear this but some one piece ships literally don't make sense that it gives me the ick 🥲 (some ships i just respect and leave alone, i'll color them in blue.) (And the ones that give me severe trust issues is purple)

AceSan - ...okay... The smirk...? What else...? Trauma bonding?? What...? I mean, its cute, i can leave the ship alone and its fans. I think this ship stemmed from the way Ace was drawn looking at Sanji *my boy was greasy* Y'all are horny though.- (sorry. But they'll get along so well with supporting and stuff- TRAUMA. MY GUY. I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT 😭

HanLu - thats a grown ass woman.

LawLu - and thats a grown ass man. (But Luffy's 19- AGE GAP???)

ZoSan - i'm sorry HUH. The two men that insult each other 24/7 were being shipped??? HUH. (But they respect each other- I KNOW THAT??? BUT GODDAMN THE FICS DON'T GET THEIR CHARACTER RIGHT 😭 ZoSan is a well-liked ship, but don't consider them canon and that they'll kiss after Zoro defeats Mihawk)

ZoBin - THAT IS HIS MOTHER FIGURE.

SaboSan - ...They never met 😶... and what if they do? Trauma bonding again?... Y'all I'm sorry but huh- how. Legitimately I'M SPEAKING RATIONALLY, HOW THE FUCK WOULD TWO PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE??? THAT WAY???

UGH ITS JUST A 2D CHARACTER!!

Well DAMN YOU WEREN'T TREATING THEM LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS DISSING THEM??

#coming from a aroace so... y'all might think my opinion doesn't matter #my friends don't usually talk about their love lives in front of me cuz of it #but i've shown support and interest in them #i am the coach. not the player #zosan is really popular cuz they look hot with each other #i won't use their tags cuz i'm scared of getting comments #acesan i'll have a respect for since they do seem to have a chance to hit it off #also Sanji would've fucking kicked him if he tried 😐 #I once liked LawLu but i saw the red flags of the ship in general #age gap and all that also Law is stressed 24/7 with Luffy what #HanLu is just Hancock's reaction to a person treating her like a person. #and some people arr delulu enough to believe they'll be canon #SABOSAN. THAT SHIT EXISTS. Its funny that ASL is shipped with sanji and its Luffy having none of it bUT PEOPLE take is SERIOUSLY #i'm suffering what the hell #guys make the ship make sense #what?? the two of them look hot? #you think Franky isn't hot??? #SABO NEVER MET SANJI AND SANJI LITERALLY ONLH HEARS OF SABO FROM THE OTHERS #“its an au” well okay i won't argue there since ITS AN AU.

[bunnyb34r]

Whomst the fuck is ordering a full PIZZA or HOT WINGS from the fucking movies 😭 why is this an option??? What happened to hot pretzels??

If someone came in and sat next to me eating fucking hot wings I think I'd get up and fucking leave man

#like who thought this would be a good idea???? HOT WINGS?? IN THE DARK??? #the poor fucking cleaning crew 😭 you KNOW those fuckers eating wings would have their nasty fingers all over the recline button and shit #too and wipe their hands on the seat 😭😭😭 whyyyy #seriously though wheres my hot pretzel options :( they have nachos but i aint eating nachos in the dark at 11am #i can do that for free in my own home #and a fucking pizza??? hello??????? are you insane??? why is this a combination movie theater/pizza hut now 😭 what?? #i did pick the middle theater middle seat lol so wish my paranoid ass luck 🤙

[lord-squiggletits]

I know there are as many religious good guys as there are religious bad guys in IDW, but I think I pinned down the reason why it feels like the most prominent religious figures are all bad guys and it's pretty much due to the worldbuilding.

Maybe my memory of the comics is just really bad, but the religious worldbuilding in IDW is....kind of trash honestly. I'm not sure there's a single religion or religious custom that doesn't exist solely to further the plot along. Like, it's one thing for the Camiens to worship the Primes and that causes a lot of stuff in exRID/OP, but what does that worship actually look like? What are their holidays, customs, religious texts? What about "spectralism" which basically the only thing we know about is the Festival of the Lost Light and some hippie color coding and aura shit? Like sure, there are characters who are religious and their beliefs come into play sometimes, but it honestly feels (especially in MTMTE) more like their religiousness only exists when it's relevant to the plot and it's just kinda. Disappointing eh. Lacking in worldbuilding. Plus the more religious a character is the more it's written as their entire personality and the driving force making them evil so it just kinda made me cringe to read honestly.

#squiggposting #i think there might be more 'religious moments' than i remember since it's been a hot minute since i read #but i remember during my first read/while liveblogging it was something that disappointed me #i know it's probably unfair or whatever but it still makes me cringe so hard #that the reason tyrest suddenly became a religious zealot was because he got shot with a brain altering bullet #and his religious fervor is almost literally just a product of him being brain damaged and delusional #like oooooooooooooooooooooooof it's so fucking cringe lol #i'm not sure if i'm making sense honestly. it's not so much the NUMBER of evil vs non evil religious characters #but it's more like. the more prominently religion is part of a character's personality or motivation #the odds of them just being an evil guy shoots up to almost 100% #also then there's dr/ft who's a fucking clown and 'spectralism' is just some half baked hippie shit i can't take seriously #guess my problem isn't with IDW so much as it is with JRO lol #anyways not an objective analysis i might be wrong on some counts that was just my feelings as i read #and also i just don't like it when the worldbuilding around culture only exists when it comes to plot related stuff #it really makes the world feel less lived in/realistic when it's established that there are multiple religions #but then as far as actual customs- beliefs- texts- philosophies- etc there's hardly anything #so the good guys may be religious but there's not much about what their beliefs actually entail and how they impact their daily life #and on the other hand the bad guys are screaming about how they're god's chosen all over the place

[craycraybluejay]

Thick and surprisingly dense anime-boy white tummy hair

#i want to post pics so bad but that's a terrible idea #i'm fascinated with human hair and skin and stuff #sorry for being obsessed with myself it will happen again #hair is fluffy and somewhat sticky with protein fibre #what's my natural hair colour? I'll let you know when my body decides. #i swear im not snow white all over i do not have albinism im just like a mary sue anime character with color changing everything and magic #magic powers #autosexual #tbh i love tummy hair yall should show me tummy hair its so hot and cute and interesting #and in general im fascinated with body hair patterns #the way the colour is different in different places and the thickness and density and how it catches light and how its textured differently #body hair my beloved #seriously who went and invented body hair and made it that fucking cool #wanna bathe someone and observe their muscles and hair and skin + fat movement and #is my fixation sciency or horny? both? idk

[dirtytransmasc]

this post is gonna seem so fucking random, and its really not at all important, tiktok is just being tiktok, and I have something to say that really doesn't mean shit but would get me flamed on that hellsite, and I hate not saying whats on my mind, even when its in my best interest so I'm saying it here, cause I can, just ignore me.

there seems to be this devote group of people in the SoC's fandom (*cough cough* I've only seen them on tiktok, and they're always those types of fans, that just like, care way to much about others opinions. *cough cough*) who hate people who see the dynamic of kaz and wylan as a father/son-esque relationship, like getting all types of mad about it. again it was like 5 or 6 people, but it was enough to make me really think about it and then proceed to get pissy, cause I'm a stubborn asshole at heart who can't just drop something once it's pissed me off, and it really only pissed me off cause someone said interpreting them like that was "infantilizing gay men" and I just... no, please no, that's not at all whats happening, I promise.

so here's my unnecessary two cents, cause I can't just move on;

what would you like me to call their dynamic hmm? kaz is only a bit older in age, but forced himself to mature and take on burdens that make him much older then he is, burdens he won't let anyone take off his shoulders. while he is very much like a mentor or older brother to wylan, trying to be who he needed after losing jordie, his role within the group as a whole puts him into much more of a caretaker role. he's the dad of the group, he is provider and protector, he is the brawny brains so to speak, a very paternal energy as head of the 'family'. he is the protector of his crows, he takes care of them, all of them, in his own fucked up ways, being what they need him to be. he would do anything for them, even if he tries to hide it, and this typically ends up with him in one way or another taking on a nurturing role of sorts (describing this man is so hard, cause his internal vs. external actions are so fucked by his mental state. going above and beyond for him and like bare minimum to the average person, and I don't know how to verbalize it). factor that into the fact that wylan lacks a father figure, a good one at least, he naturally plays that role in a very similar way that an older brother or mentor would fill the void of a younger sibling/mentee. wylan also looks up to and takes after kaz a lot, which points into the father/son-esque vibes. all in all, no they aren't your traditional father/son dynamic, but like, that's the closest simple term I can slap on them, cause I'm not giving this little speech a million times. their dynamic is messy and layered and complicated by both of their metric tons of trauma, paired with the overall found-family/trauma-bond thing those littles shits got going on over there. let them be messy and let me just sat father/son for my sanity, I beg (if someone tells me I'm infantilizing wylan cause he's gay/dyslexic/autistic-coded I'm gonna have a stroke, I just want my boys to be vaguely happy and have some semblance of family alright, and sure, maybe my daddy issues play into it, but that's none of your goddamned business)

please say I'm not the only one to encounter those fans, and please tell me this makes sense to someone, I beg of you.

#I'm new to this fandom #thats why I am so apologetic/weary #i've seen some shit in other fandoms man #I don't know what y'all are like yet #I don't know how light I need to tread #bare with me #no but seriously #as someone who relates to both kaz and wylan on a spiritual level #cause hot baddies have debilitating trauma lol #I can confidently tell you #the weird middle ground between big/little brother dynamic and father/son dynamic is so superior #and its where people like us thrive #we don't know whats going on #we just know everything hurts. god is dead. love is scary. but we got each other so fuck it we ball #im tired #im also not okay #good night #SoC #six of crows #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #shadow and bone

[nyaskitten]

unpopular opinion: I hate the new Dragon's Rising ninja minifigures

#ninjago #it's just #man idk #the top piece of the hood feels blank w/o the bandana #I hate that the lower scarf mask thingy is smooth with no wrinkles #and GOD don't get me started on the colors #hot take nya in red and blue in gray is the ugliest fucking combo ever #and I hate how Cole's top part is orange but his sleeves are also black like what? #and WHY ARE THEIR EYES SO SPACED OUT WHAT IS GOING ONN #AND WHY DID THEY HAAAVE TO REUSE THE SAME STUPID FUCKING LEGACY WU FACE? #AND THE CORE SUIT? SERIOUSLY??? CORE WU??? FOR DRAGONS RISING?? BRO THATS SUCH A LAME CHOICE THEY COULDVE #SPICED HIM UP IN LITERALLY ANY WAY IMAGINABLE !!! #ninjago dragons rising

[yoursselo]

okay?!?!?!?!?

(i wanna kiss the mole under his boob)

#mason mount #what the actual fuck #no seriously what is his problem like how can some be so hot

[neverendingford]

Therapists have two genders:

Professional Asshole and

Well-meaning Incompetent

#color says shit #text post #replying to my therapist is the most frustrating thing in the world. ma'am you think you're building rapport with me? #I hate to tell you but you've been wildly unsuccessful if that's what you think you've been doing here. #stop trying to educate me about my bullshit diagnoses that I already know about from my years on the internet. #like. babygirl I'm over here trying to build up to feeling comfortable enough to talk about the six-layer trauma cake I've got going on #and you're over here showing me a diagram consisting of two concentric circles meant to convey the idea of self versus other #you're very nice and trying to be helpful but I don't want to fucking talk about the girlfriend I want to talk about the issues that matter #girlfriend is an experiment. the other shit is stuff that lives in our fucking soul. shit that made me into the weird person fragment I am #and I had to fight for an hour. therapist kept on scheduling us for half an hour. HALF A FUCKING HOUR HALF AN HOUR ISN'T ENOUGH TIME TO TALK #I had to fight for it and even when she finally scheduled us for an hour she still tried to cut it short #I had to pull up the appointment confirmation to prove I had an hour allotted. like seriously what the fuck. #one of those people who had their own mental struggles and then is like “I want to become a therapist and help other people uwu” #and then is fucking useless and projects their own issues onto someone else and shoves their personal solutions onto you #like someone in r/aita projecting their own shitty relationship onto someone else. some of us are different Daryl #ugh I'm so fucking pissed and I'm not giving up the controller until I get this shit sorted out for now. #r wanted to hop back on this morning in the shower and we had a shouting match but our deal was she takes a week break so I'm keeping it #because too much shit has built up and she's been not doing so hot so I'm gonna get this mess cleaned up before I let her back on. #I bought groceries. I did laundry. I got the car repairs done. I got our bike fixed up. I showered. I did dishes. I'm going to #and I'm going to get even more done tomorrow. maybe then I'll go back to watching over her shoulder and backseat gaming but not for a while. #it feels nice though. like I get to finally stretch my arms and yawn real good. #and btw to answer the question she's always fucking asking. she's not ace in the slightest lmao. I am and the bleed over confuses her. #there. question answered so maybe she can stop asking about it. #I feel like in her push to find herself she kinda pushed me back into the corner. which... ngl that hurts a little. #oh well. you don't need to hear about our lovers' quarrel. I'm going to bed in these cozy fresh bed sheets I just put on the bed.

[memser]

im doing a food budget for lunch at uni and its cheaper for me to get subway and soup packets and split those up 4x than buy a crous meal (my campus never has the 1 euro meal and if they do, it sucks and i get nauseous)

#seriously they have the posters for student poverty and 1 euro meals but when you get to pay the lady gives you a dirty look and nitpicks #over what you have THAT SHOULD BE INCLUDED #typically its like. sandwich with one topping #or a daily hot meal But Only This One Specific Kind And If Its Sold Out Go Fuck Yourself #with a water bottle and applesauce or yogurt #IF ANY OF THESE ARE SOLD OUT. THE ENTIRE MEAL IS FORFEIT. and you have to pay 4 #for instance one day they were sold out of applesauce and plain yogurt so i grabbed a fruit jelly cup thing that was the same price #and the lady screamed at me asking what i thought i was trying to do #suuuper normal #anyways if the cantine is making me want to die ill just avoid it now. i can deal with an extra container in my bag #he speaks

[ju-ji]

They gotta stop giving problematic roles to adorable actors like it’s embarrassing how much I will forgive just because the actor has a sweet face. For example dynamite started off as a huge creep but aungpao is just so damn cute that I can’t dislike him 😭😭😭

#and sea is so fucking precious that I didn’t even NOTICE what an asshole day was EVEN THO HE REPEATEDLY IDENTIFIED HIMSELF AS SUCH until #shit hit the fan 😭😭😭 #if a hot guy plays a piece of shit I will be like 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 but if u give the same role to a cutie patootie I’ll adopt him as my own #I am soooo weak for a cute face 😭 also literally any woman lmao #seriously tho if they made gun atthaphan or fourth nattawat a villain I’m not confident I would even notice lmao. they are too pookie!!!! #cooking crush

[monkberries]

I have a late hot take Tuesday take: Ringo is the real PR Beatle. I have nothing against the guy but I have noticed nothing sticks to him in the way it does for the others. Reading Beatles bios, he's often described as the least communicative and even stand-offish. In many photos and videos, including Get Back, he looks like he's having the worst time of his life. There's been rumors over the years of him being grumpy to fans, not paying well, and there's the infamous "peace and love no more autographs" video. In his individual parts of Anthology he's subdued, monotone, and serious. And YET. Who has the reputation for being the stick-in-the-mud? George.

He outright admitted to almost beating Barbara to death and it sounds like the last years with Maureen got dicy yet who is known as the wife-beater? John.

Paul doing stuff for kids and playing up to cameras is cringe. Ringo doing it is charming. While Paul's response to John's death was awkward, Ringo came across as admirably vulnerable. Paul dying his hair? Pathetic. Ringo? You mean the guy who's somehow looked the same for 30 years?

He moved to Monaco to avoid taxes, was regularly photographed with different women, was one of the most notorious partiers in the 70s, has questionable political opinions, and was drunk in pretty much every 80s appearance but he narrated Thomas the Tank Engine, sang Yellow Submarine and loved his old bandmates so he maintains this cuddly approachable image. Ringo is down-to-earth!

His twitter is also a masterclass in PR.

That's not to say I think the way Ringo expresses his feelings is calculated or that all of this was necessarily intentional but I don't believe it's an accident either. So it's not fair Paul is the only one called out on it.

Wow this was an essay. Sorry. lmao

i know you're not trying to cancel him, and not to dunk on you, anon, because i love that you sent this (an Actual For Real Hot Take), but this reads a little like a Your Fave Is Problematic callout post where "nearly beating his wife to death" sits alongside innocuous things like "quit the band and went on vacation" lmao

i mean, i do totally agree with your point as a whole that ringo gets away with a lot in terms of his public image. he definitely does. i feel like of all of them, ringo gets talked about like a rounded complex human being the least.

#again i do agree with your overall point and please dont take my gentle ribbing too seriously because i understand what you were getting at #as to your points about paul being cringe and ringo being charming when they do essentially the same things - i mean. yeah. #for one thing i think paul just Is Cringier in the way that your embarrassing dad is cringey #but i also think it has to do with how much public exposure they have #paul just is in the public eye more and therefore has a way higher chance of coming off badly or cringey #whereas ringo is much lower profile so when you hear about him doing something you're more likely to think something like #''oh yeah that guy exists! love him'' rather than ''ugh this fucking cringe ass guy again i can't get away from hearing about him'' ya know #ritchie #macca #anonymous #hot take tuesday

[mikavlcs]

so i’m a damn liar. guess who just watched scream 6 lmao

#my previous jason carvey post is funny with context #samantha’s biceps were the star of the finale #tara punching gale was the highlight of my night #the finale was so sexy btw…carpenter sister supremacy #the way an entire family got eliminated by sam is just amazing #real hot girl shit #also how the FUCK did chad survive #like seriously what the hell