The idea that Bruce is the only one in his family to be fixated on a no kill rule.
And I mean ONLY one of his ENTIRE family.
We all know the kids are not as strict as him, ok? Yeah yeah Jason and the duffle bag of severed heads, Damian's entire person, Tim and his general disregard for human life the moment Bruce is not there to act as his moral compass, Dick's anger issues and need for revenge. We all know those.
We also know about Alfred "Batman has a no kill rule. I am not Batman" Pennyworth. Mr "let me go grab my shotgun".
But IMAGINE the potential of Thomas "what did you say about my family" Wayne, holding a bloodied baseball bat while he calmly cleans his hands, smiling contently at the body at his feet -some creep who decided making inappropriate comments about his infant son was ok- an expression that would reassure people if it weren't for the blood splattered across his lips.
Or Martha "you better keep your hands to yourself" Wayne, using any and all objects to put an end to the constant harrassment that some girls she just met had to deal with from their superior -someone rich, someone she couldn't touch with money for whatever reason.
I just 😌 murder family.
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I'm sorry but to non-believers I must always post... the Tit Shading
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I love Kazuki casually forgetting he did not birth Miri himself
my brother in christ you said "finders keepers!! teehee :3c"
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this is actually very cute considering we don't see bob and linda cuddling or being physically affectionate all that often (which is a natural consequence of bob's personality and general..... lack of wanting physical contact. same w/ louise) but look at them cuddling together they're soo adorable <3
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