#its not my fault ok

[pollinatedpansy]

Dear diary,

Today I scared the shit out of myself in the shower, with what you ask? My own fucking hair

#its not my fault ok #it looked like a bug #it was just a little ball of hair #i collect them in the shower bc i shed like a dog #its not weird #but i saw it #got out of the shower #went back into my room and got my glasses #then went back into the bathroom #and realized how much of a dumbass i was

[bastardcherub]

ok. maybe I do need some puppy training

#ITS NOT MY FAULT OK #I JUST GET ALL OVER THE PLACE WHEN IM EXCITED N NERVOUS #put me in my place :3 #hornyposting

[hollowhornets]

DONT LOOK AT ME-

#hoodie #marble hornets #mh #mh hoodie #marble hornets hoodie #marble hornets brian #dont look at me like that #i blacked out at my desk and woke up to this #its not my fault ok #i swear #i apologize for this #also no reposting

[vnillatree]

Shout-out to my neighbor's Xiaomi i accidentally sent like 3 times a copy of the Cookie Run Fonts to

#IT ALWAYS CHANGED PLACES WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS TO TAP MY PHONES NAME TO SEND IT #ITS NOT MY FAULT OK #HELPPÑ

[schrodingers-hoarding-problem]

so I need someone to yell at me to go to sleep or else im gonna watch more our skyy 2

#its not my fault ok #I missed akk & aye a lot and they're RIGHT THERE #and being just so so so cute like aksjflaksjd #also you just know khaotung & first were living their best lives filming this it looks so fun #jae’s thoughts #thai drama #thai bl #the eclipse #the eclipse the series #our skyy 2

[tsundere-selfship]

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#I KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF PLUSHIES. #BUT THE SELLER MADE AN OFFER AND I TOOK IT #ITS NOT MY FAULT OK #👑 | does he ever stop talking? #♟ | eldest boltagon

[ocho00o]

I am mentally ill

the jimmy solidarity stan accusations may be true

#ITS NOT MY FAULT OK #he’s just the beloved #solidaritygaming

[oneverylargepotato]

At this point I am so disconnected from society some girl Jennifer won the EGOT and I have never heard of her ever. Like who are these people?

#its not my fault ok #Jennifer is a bland name #jennifer hudson #egot #tony awards #tony

[lonely-night]

I have so many deadlines to meet but gawd I just really REALLY WANT TO WATCH THINK TANK

#rambling tag #its not my fault ok #those gifsets keep showing on my dash

[burntoutjoker]

Me seeing my friends message me to talk but the moment I try to move the convo and make it active they go offline

#ermmm what the scallop #so real #send help #its not my fault ok

[dizzybizz]

KAEYA BIRTHDAY ??? ?? i love you mr alberich sir i love you oh so so so much.

uh dialogue for this one but more legible under the cut (and a messy ragbros page)

Klee: Kaeya! Come down here! Kaeya: Oh? heh. What is it, Spark Knight?

Klee: Happy Birthday! It is today? Right? I even double-checked with Albedo and everything but I don't know... Klee: It's a Calla Lily! You like those, right? Kaeya: I certainly do! Thank y- Klee: Oh. Klee: OK OK OK- Kaeya: Hm? Klee: Kaeya you have to promise to not tell Master Jean about this one! Kaeya: You can count on me to keep my lips sealed.

Klee: OK! Close your eyes- eye- and hold out your hands! Kaeya: Mhm! Klee: OK! You can open them! TA-DA~!

Klee: I made a bomb for you! It even has an eyepatch! He can look after you when I'm somewhere else. Take good care of him! Oh yeah- He explodes if you- Kaeya?

Kaeya: Thank you Klee! Thank you very much! Klee: You're VERY welcome Kaeya!

a lil ragbros too.... kaeya and his red siblings amirite (bursts into tears).. also i am so obsessed with chibi diluc saying "bring em in..."

#I LOVE YOU KAEYA #these were all drawn in the past two daysashhsdgg #i was originally planning on starting like at least a week in advance bc i wanted to do one big ambitious piece but that didnt end up happe #ing... instead he gets a little comic a bigger comic and a page and my undivided attention #genshin impact #kaeya alberich #kaeya #genshin impact kaeya #genshin kaeya #im putting em all in here f u #klee #diluc ragnvindr #ragbros #none of that kaeluc shit here alright thank you or go fuck off ok epic #my art #sona #these r all improvised. i went about the klee comic in the stupidest way possible bc apperantly i love making things hard for myself.. #not like it was my fault- it was just supposed to be a concept for a finished piece and not turn into a little comic but i have no self con #rol clearly so now its here and i am jsut kinda sleepy sry #kaeya has been my genshin blorbo for over three years ok i needed to express a little of my feelings about him somehow #OK YAY ITS OFFICIALLY THE 30TH IN MY TIMEZONE SO I CAN POST THIS OK OK YEAH #HAPPY BDAY KAEYA AAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭💖💖💖 #this entire post is just me sobbing over how much i adore him #is this the longest wall of notes from me yet.. idk but it might be #ok anyways i love kaeya a lot send me anything kaeya and i will love you forever and ever and i should really go to sleep now i think #... .kaeya 🥰🥰🥰

[cynicallyneutral]

sasuke wants his new year's kiss :kissing_heart:

#sasunaru #narusasu #naruto #sasuke #my art #my comic #round fox baby #naruto's boyfriend #JKHAJDFKASDFADF FUCKING HELL IM SO TIRED #ASDHAHAHAHAHA I BEEN WORKING ON THIS FO #WHAT??? 10 GODDAMN HOURS IM SO DONE IM SO TIRED #ok tbh its my fault for starting late i literally had 3 days off #AND I DID NOTHING ASJKDFHAHSDFADSF FUCKKK #it took an extra hour bC SASUKE #IDK HOW TO DRAW HIS FUCKIN HAIR #NOR HIS FACE WHYS HE SO HARD TO DRAW IM GONNA CRY #anyway hahaha HAPPY NEW YEAR BABES HAHAHAHAHA FUCK

[hiccuppop]

sequal comic to frisk calling chara original neon sweater ugly :)

context

#undertale #undertale fanart #frisk #chara #chara dreemurr #comic #my art #kiti art zone #ill be honest #i never done an actual comic in my life #so if this feels a bit sloppy?? #my fault #experimenting and trying new things uknow? #also if you find this unfunny its ok #i also think it is but i find it way too silly not to draw #hope you like it tho :) #also im tired of the cinnamon roll frisk #they are their own type of menace #they bully chara with stupid remarks #thats my hc

[ded-lime]

a thing from july

#the pale king #hollow knight #my art #i wonder if my last few post dont show up in search because theyre videos or because fuck me? i guess ill see now #edit: ok this one showed up right away lmao so its at least somewhat fault of them being videos #still cant completely exclude the second reason jgksklsdfg

[moeblob]

What if I straight up didn't explain myself? What if I just said trust me on this? Would you?

#fe warriors three hopes #mercedes von martritz #miklan anschutz gautier #we really only need to clarify this is STRICTLY warriors miklan and i think ive already condemned myself but i accept it #i am very sorry but the person i usually would talk to about rare pairs has been a bit busy so i couldnt go to them to get it out that way #so art is the only way i have you have to understand its not my fault (its my fault) #did you guys know i reset the azure gleam map three times before googling the chapter where he dies to try and save him #no i dont think he deserves to be pardoned for what hes done but i liked that w3h gave him a small chance to be better FOR HIMSELF #no i dont think he should simply be forgiven for everything he did but i do like that he was given humanity and how #he was still not a good guy but damn you guys i think about that npc sometimes #who says that they admired him becoming something despite being a criminal bc if miklan can do it whats stopping them from being better ? #like that npc stuck with me a while ok #just ......... there are a lot of thoughts here that i dont think many of you care to read even in tags so ill stop now #i will say the canvas is saved as speed run to cancellation lesgo

[ambassadorarlert]

toxic!armin head canons

author’s note: this fr has been a long time coming. it took a while to gather my thoughts lmao. he can’t be sweet all the time, right??😭

warning: modern au. toxic characteristics — obsession, jealousy, possessiveness. gaslighting.

18+ ONLY MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

we're not gonna look away from armin's whole underlying character trait of being a known manipulator. he is going to gaslight you.

armin starts his mind games as a last resort. when he's desperate to have his way. when he's being back into a corner, and you're holding your ground in an argument or disagreement. when you're winning and he's losing. he'll play into his unfortunate-baby face-sweet-boy persona and say, "i'm only telling you/doing this because i love you!" armin slaps, "I don't know what you want me to do." at the end of most arguments because he knows it will make you quit arguing out of pure frustration.

we can all agree armin goes through your phone

he immediately clicks on iMessage to see who you’ve been texting. snoops through everything. pictures, contacts, notes. all of it. armin goes all up in your private dm’s, discord, looks through your snapchats. who you’ve been sending tiktoks to. he’s so extra, he even scrolls on your social media timelines. your dash. your fyp. just to see what you’re always looking and giggling at bc who is making you laugh if it’s not him ? arminknows he won’t find anything and that you would never do anything behind his back. but he looks anyway and holds his breath just in case. and, if he does find something he doesn’t like, he will confront you about it and not even address the bigger question

major attachment issues. in bold, italics and regular size font.

the root cause being his parents died when he was really young and was only raised by his grandpa who worked all the time. /: armin definitely has mommy issues. he's very anxious to pleasure you and do everything you want him to bc a.) he's hopelessly devoted to you b.) for some reason he think it'll make you love him more. armin will get really attached to you after the first date, and everything in your relationship moves quickly. he says i love you first. 3 months into the relationship you’re moving in together. engaged after 1 year, married 6 months later. he’s sensitive and in tune with everything you’re doing and feeling and saying. the slightest change in your voice, oh you must be mad at him. when you're literally just tired and have 0 energy, he must be annoying you. armin needs regular reassurance and validation. he will straight up ask “do you still love me?” at least once a day.

armin gets jealous so. so easily.

armin thinks he's not good enough for you and that you deserve someone who can do the things he can't, while simultaneously not being able to bear the thought of you being with another man. he views other guys as a threat and is off-putting on purpose. he goes through your followers and interactions daily and reports guys who leave compliments and thirsts. he gives guys dirty looks when he see's them obviously looking at you. will ask trap questions like "would you still be with me if you could start your life over?" armin is well liked among your girlfriends but makes no effort with your guy friends, and has succeeded in distancing you from a few of them. he disguises ultimatums as open communication. armin's jealousy is a delicate spectrum.

he's very possessive of you.

you're his everything and he wants everyone to know that. you're so gorgeous, he's not gonna hide you away. armin recognizes that you're your own person, and you can show off however you'd like. as long as he's somewhere in the background. he encourages that you tag him in all your posts. he fights for his life trying to convince you to let him come with you while you go out with your friends and he wins most of the time. but when he has to stay home, he stays up and waits for you, he double/triple texts and asks when you'll be home even though you made a point to give him a timeframe. and don't even be 5 minutes late because armin already has seventy-five questions lined up. if he's feeling extra silly, he'll start a fight over text. 🤪

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#its not even his fault fr. #he’s just protective that’s all. #he’s been through a lot and he can’t always help it ok #my writing #armin arlert #armin imagine #armin headcanons #toxic!armin #armin drabble #armin one shot #armin x reader #armin x y/n #armin x you #armin x black reader #armin x fem reader #armin x black y/n