let me assign you an obscure patron saint
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sucrose: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the fall of khaenriah" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
traveler: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw dainsleif in the forest
my buddy Scara pacing: the tsaritsa is lying to us
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"When they stepped out of the carriage, [Draculaura] kissed her ghoulfriends on their cheeks and told them she'd find them after the wedding. 'Good luck,' Clawdeen called after her, a mischievous smile playing at her lips. 'Say hi for us!,' Frankie giggled, waving"
-Monster High Diaries: Draculaura and the New Stepmomster
"'Check out the fierce skirt Draculaura got for you Frankie!' Clawdeen exclaimed as she leaped nimbly up off Draculaura's floor and rushed over to greet Frankie with a kiss on the cheek. The bold and beautiful werewolf held up a black and white striped skirt with purple ..."
-Monster High Diaries: Frankie and the New Ghoul at School
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fiddleford mcgucket sounds like a made up american name thatd be visible in a shot of the death note for .2 seconds
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Today on Shared Locations:
My Only 12% (2022)
Middleman's Love (2023)
Dead Friend Forever (2023)
Deep Night (2024)
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SHHH SH HEYYY HEY DONT TELL ANYONE BUT... ive been workin on smth since BITB came out..... itsa lil musical animatic involvin kian and becky.... ITS NO WHERE NEAR DONE YET but loooook look im puttin lil screenshots under the cut. its supposed to go along with Am I In Heaven? by King Gizzard n the Lizard Wizard. infact yknow what cmere come sit with be bc ALOT of songs from the 'IM IN YOUR MIND FUZZ' album makes me think about becky and kian. oh my god. those two make me so damn emotional.
like Her and I was the first one to rly resonate with me, and EMPTY was another good one, all just stuff about. yknow LOVE!! doomed by the narrative yet burning SO SO brightly in its last moments, holding hands, playing music, THEY WERE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU THAT THE COPY OF THEM LOVED YOU, AND YOUR COPY LOVES THEM TOO. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, CRUMBLING, BURNING, HISSING, SQUIRMING, MELTING, CLICKING LOVE STORY..
GET OVER HERE N SCREAM WITH MEEE I LOVE SCREAMING ABOUT THINGS
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Aziraphale is doomed because of Good Omens naming conventions (prepare for pain)
Aziraphale’s (AKA Mr. Fell’s) name drives me insane because
Good Omens is so precise in its use of words (almost like it was a book first!) I didn’t know anathema was a word (yes, US education is dire, I know) which means “vehemently disliking” or, in the religious sense, excommunication
Anathema Device in Good Omens 1 is a witch (antithesis to the church,) yet is loved by Newton Pulsifier, who, based on their family histories, should hate and seek to destroy her
Her name being Anathema is a subversion of expectations; anathema should mean repulsive, tearing apart, unholy, and according to God’s plan, she is— but she really isn’t! She brings everyone together! Love wins!
Also…… Device. She’s a literal plot device
(Also Newton being a revered scientific figure VS Newt being woefully inept at computers— the ironing)
Aziraphale isn’t a real Biblical name, but one that sounds similar to actual scripture. His chosen human name is Mr. Fell because it sounds similar and is a real last name
Or
Aziraphale, despite everything over centuries, still takes Heaven’s side because he truly believes he can work within The Plan ™️ to save humanity and Crowley
He’s completely incapable of grasping why Crowley wouldn’t want to go back to being an angel (because, who wouldn’t?)
He loves Crowley because he sees the good in him, but also still sees Goodness and Heaven as inextricably intwined
What’s tearing him and Crowley apart isn’t their mutual desire (to be together forever,) but that Crowley wants them to be on “Their own side,” while Aziraphale wants Crowley to be on the side of Good and therefore Heaven
Aziraphale remembers Crowley’s joy as an angel and wants to take away the pain of his Fall. His biggest fears and motivations as a character are losing Crowley and Falling himself
He’s now in the highest position of power possible and it’s strongly indicated that he’s going to have to reckon with the Second Coming. He may have been able to get away with a bit of deviance before, but this was for centuries when he and Crowley flew under the radar. He keeps defying divine will and getting away with far more (that we know of) than Crowley ever did to Fall
So, considering Good Omens’ use of metaphor in names and how high in Heaven Aziraphale is now—
Is Mr. Fell going to Fall?
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watching boy meets world s2 is so funny bc it feels like every episode we're being told in some new way that cory has a severe case of comphet ... the way he just cannot understand how pairing off works no matter how hard he tries, the way he asks topanga out not because of any genuine feelings but because everyone else is pairing off and he doesnt want to be an outsider, the way he seems genuinely terrified of being in relationships and pursuing girls for the rest of his life like its an inevitability he does not want, the way he becomes way more enthusiastic about dating once eric tells him he doesnt even have to like the girl hes pursuing, the way he literally never pursues a girl because he likes her but because of some outside force (a dance, a party, the girl asks him first, general societal pressure etc), shawn telling him "the closet is your friend" ?????????? cory sees the idea of heterosexual relationships as an inevitability in life, he seeks it out not because he genuinely wants to date girls but because thats just what you're supposed to do if you're a guy. its just so interesting to me, especially because of how it completely contrasts the many retcons from season 3 and on that assert that cory, in fact, has been capable of feeling heterosexual love this whole time and actually has been dating topanga since the age of 5 or 3 or since infancy or whatever. i understand they try to explain away his aversion to girls in s1-2 by saying that cory just had a phase in which he was grossed out by girls and didn't want to date them, but even then i don't think a 12-14 year old who is going through a cooties phase would be THIS invested in trying to date several different girls just to not be othered. corys desperation for conformity and how that manifests itself in chasing after a heteronormative fantasy is so baked into his character and it feels so unintentional yet so purposeful at the same time
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