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roadtogracelandx45 · 1 year

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Prompt List updated March 27th

I am starting with 70 for now, I may add or change them going forward. but for now these were the ones i had in my notebook. i got all of them off of Pinterest. Some already have names by them but go ahead and request them again if you like the prompt and I can redo them.

Fandoms I write for:

Top Gun Maverick: All

Elvis: Elvis

One Chicago: Kelly Severide, Jay Halstead, Will Halstead, Connor Rhodes, Adam Ruzek

Avengers: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes, Natasha, Clint Barton, Peter Parker

Triple Frontier: Will Miller and Benny Miller

Four Brothers: Bobby Mercer, Jack Mercer

Sons of Anarchy: Jax Teller, Opie Winston, Juice Ortiz, David Hale,

Fast and Furious: Dom Toretto, Roman Peirce, Brian O'Conner, Letty Ortiz

Band of Brothers: Wild Bill, Babe, Malarkey, Nixon, Winters, Joe Toye

Twilight: All of the Cullens, Jacob Black and Bella Swan

Harry Potter: All

WWE/TNA/AEW/ ROH : Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Stephanie McMahon, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, The Young Bucks, Adam Cole, Bobby Fish, Kyle O'Reilly, Roderick Strong, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Randy Orton, Edge, Christian Cage, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Hurricane Helms. Mr. Kennedy

Supernatural- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Cas

The West Wing: Josh Lyman, Sam Seaborn

Game of Thrones: Robb Stark, Jon Snow, and Sansa Stark

Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit: Thorin, Fili, Kili, Bilbo, Legolas, Aragon.

Black Sails: Billy Bones, James Flint, Eleanor, Charles Vane, Anne Bonney, John Silver

Law and Order SVU: All

Hawaii Five-0: All

SWAT: All

Yellowstone: Kayce Dutton, Rip Wheeler, Beth Dutton, Jamie Dutton.

Crash- Kenny

Southland- John Cooper, Ben Sherman

Gotham- Jim Gordon

White Collar- Matthew Keller

The Mighty Ducks- All

The Outsiders- All

*****

01 “Oh you think I am cute when I am angry? Well get ready because I am about to be gorgeous.”

02. “I can’t lose you again. Can’t you see that? I am not strong enough.”

03. “Marry me’

04. “I’m not jealous.”

05. “Kiss my ass.”

06. “Were you ever gonna tell me?”

07. “Excuse you?”

08. “This is all your fault.”

09. “It’s not fair.”

10. “Game Over, you lose.”

11. “Is she always this obnoxious?” “Oh, she is just getting warmed up.”

12. “We don’t need to control them. We need to unleash them.”

13. “It should have never come to this.”

14. “I’m not a lot of people’s favorite person.”

15. “I shouldn’t have wasted 3 years on someone when Russia could have sent me a good bottle of vodka.”

16. “Can we have this conversation when you aren’t upset?”

17. “Come over here and make me, why don’t ya?”

18. “I am tired of being your secret.”

19. “Mess with them, you mess with me.”

20. “I don’t want to sleep alone tonight.”

21. “ I am coming to get you. Stay there.”

22. “Are you safe?” “I, I don’t know.”

23. “This is why I don’t let myself fall in love.”

24. “You are my regret.”

25. “You have to make a choice.”

26. “Put the knife down.”

27. “Jokes on them.”

28. “The way you flirt is shameless.”

29. “With all due respect, I’m going to ignore everything you just said.”

30. “It’s me! It’s me baby! Calm down.”

31. “Have you lost your damn mind?”

32. “Hey, I am here with you. Okay? Always.”

33. “Hold me back.”

34. “You aren’t a bad guy.”

35. “You know we are meant to be.”

36. “Mine.”

37. “Seriously, you are a manchild.”

38. “I get it alright! I fucked up!”

39. “She’s dead! I killed her!”

40. “You smell nice.”

41. “I think I am pregnant.”/ “I am pregnant, not helpless. Stop worrying so much.”

42. “So what if I am jealous? Its not gonna change anything.”

43. “You owe me.”

44. “Be careful.” “I always am.”

45. “Take my jacket, it's cold outside.”

46. “I am not some toy you can play with.”

47. “Just play long. Please.’

48. “I did something terrible.’

49. “Don’t hurt the hair on their head.’

50. “I got your back.”

51. "I told you not to get too close to me."

52. "How long?' "Since the beginning."

53. "Touch her and you're dead."

54. "Baby, we are the law."

55. "Baby, don't make me spell it out. You know I want you."

56. "I will always choose you."

57. "What happened? I told you to stay by my side!"

58. "Don't you dare!"

59. "Well what can I say? I am a badass."

60. "Excuse me, I have to go and make a scene."

61. "Before this happens, I need you to know that I have always loved you." 1

62. "No panties, baby girl?" 1

63. "Well you are coming home with me whether you like it or not."

64. "That looks hard. Let's switch."

65. "Saddle up doll."

66. "Like what you see?"

67. "Don't pretend to be innocent."

68. "You're mine. And I don't share."

69. "Welcome back, now fucking help me."

70. "Don't be an asshole, asshole."

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justthegreat1 · 1 year

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Merry Axe-Mas: Christmas Bloody Christmas Review

Pictured above is the “Christmas Bloody Christmas” poster. Image Credit: Shudder and RLJE Films

So, I have seen my fair share of Christmas Horror movies, such as “Krampus,” “Better Watch Out,” “Santa’s Slay,” “Christmas Evil,” “Silent Night Deadly Night”, etc....etc. But I have never seen a movie that sounds as insane as the content on screen. This movie combines elements from 1984’s “Silent Night Deadly Night” with the Terminator franchise and I am here for it. So, let’s get straight to the point and I am going to give you my spoiler free thoughts on this movie.

Christmas Bloody Christmas is a 2022 horror film directed by Joe Begos (VFW and Bliss) who also produced this movie. Christmas Bloody Christmas is produced by Brian E. Dutton, Josh Ethier, Emily Gotto, Mark Ward, and Sam Zimmerman. The cast involves Riley Dandy as Tori Tooms, Sam Delich as Robbie Reynolds, Dora Madison as Lahna, Jonah Ray as Jay, Jeff Daniel Phillips as Sheriff Monroe, Abraham Benrubi as Santa, Jeremy Gardner as Officer Smith, Graham Skipper as Mike, and Kansas Bowling as Liddy.

The Plot:

It’s Christmas Eve and Tori just wants to get drunk and party, but when a local toy store’s robotic Santa Claus goes haywire and begins a rampant killing spree through her small town, she’s forced into a battle for survival.

Positives:

One of the many positives I have about Christmas Bloody Christmas is that it embraces what it is. What I mean by that is that it is one BLOODY Christmas movie…The trailers did not lie (I appreciate that). I enjoyed the fact that they used practical effects instead of using CGI. So, this makes me sound like a sick person, but I loved the fact that the violence was over the top as it added to the cheesiness of the movie, and I do enjoy a cheesy movie now and then.

The second positive I have about Christmas Bloody Christmas was that we did not have to wait for the action to start. It makes the one hour and 27-minute run time feel like a breeze, but it does have its drawbacks (we will get to that later). I liked the fact that as soon as the action starts…it does not hold back, and for that reason the movie does not bore you…in my opinion.

The third positive I have about Christmas Bloody Christmas was the soundtrack, I know I do not give composers enough credit in my reviews, but there were moments in the movie where I found myself bopping my head whenever the music starts. Also, the music gave the movie an 80’s-late 90’s feel which is one of my favorite eras in horror.

Negatives:

One negative I have about the movie was that it does not explain why RoboSanta + (Or as I like to call him the Santerminator) went on the murderous rampage. I mean, not all horror movies need an explanation as to why the villains do the things they do. But I would like to see what made RoboSanta + malfunction. Hopefully, the movie gets a sequel, and we get to learn more about RoboSanta +’s functions and why it malfunctioned.

The second negative I have about Christmas Bloody Christmas was the pacing and I know I said the movie would not bore you, but there were some scenes that were unnecessary, and it takes away the viewer out of the tension/suspense the movie is trying to build.

My Overall Thoughts:

After watching this movie, I can say that if you are in the mood for a campy, gory, and fun Christmas movie then this movie is for you. Will this be a classic? Probably not. Cult classic? Maybe. But don’t let the negatives outweigh the positives. This movie is an adrenaline filled bloodbath with an amazing soundtrack by Steve Moore.

What did you think about Christmas Bloody Christmas?

Feel free to leave a comment

Thank you

Where to watch Christmas Bloody Christmas?

Christmas Bloody Christmas can currently be watched on digital retailers, Shudder, and Theaters near you. The Blu-Ray and DVD release dates will be announced soon.

Sources of information:

Christmas Bloody Christmas: Shudder

Christmas Bloody Christmas: IMDB

Christmas Bloody Christmas Trailer

#shudder #christmas bloody christmas #2022 horror movies #movie review #discussion #horror

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eatingtherich-amenu · 9 months

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Sign petitions for things that are important to you

At any given time there are hundreds of online petitions for you to sign and share to quickly and easily support the causes that you care about.

Bear in mind that petitions in isolation are not that effective - what they are is a way of creating publicity and raising awareness;

“The act of creating a petition can itself generate media attention, which can then translate into pressure on a company or politician, which they will then respond to.

"The impact isn't necessarily the petition being received and them seeing, 'oh there's 5,000 names on this, I have to do something'," Dr Croeser said.

"It is also them knowing that this petition has brought this issue to the awareness of 5,000 people and there is then broader publicity.

"An effective petition will always be just one part of a broader campaign."

In 2016 an online petition that attracted 62,000 signatures was part of a campaign that convinced Immigration Minister Peter Dutton to retrospectively cancel the visa of so-called pick-up artist Jeff Allen.

This forced the cancellation of his workshops in Australia, which critics said promoted violence towards women.

Petitions can also buoy their creators with a show of support, even if they do not create real change.

In May 16-year-old schoolgirl Chloe Scott, concerned about her parents' dairy farm, started a petition calling on Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce to help deliver a better pricing system.

It garnered almost 80,000 signatures in a week and Ms Scott told the ABC that she was happy to read "all the comments and see such love and support from everyone from all backgrounds".”

Source: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-15/are-online-petitions-ever-effective/8124388

Signing a petition is a great way to share that support and raise awareness, but helping promote the cause through your own social media and friend groups is just as important.

#eattherich #capitalism #petition

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treeremovalpensacola · 9 months

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LM Gallery: July 2023

There are a few things that are certain in Pensacola that you will have to deal with at some point - tree removal and tree trimming. Before you hire a Click for Tree Removal Services in Pensacola company you should take into consideration before hiring a tree service company. Some of the things you should consider include: - The type of tree that needs to be removed - The size of the tree - The location of the tree - The condition of the tree If you are unsure about whether or not you need to hire a tree removal company, contact Tree removal company in Pensacola for a consultation. We will be able to assess your situation and give you our professional opinion. (Photo: LM Staff) Welcome to Cleveland, Jeff!: LM Columnist Jeff Korhan recently spoke at the 2023 Associated Builders and Contractors One Conference in Cleveland. He joined Editor Christina Herrick and Publisher Bill Roddy for a photo op at the Fountain of Eternal Life. (Photo: Philippe Nobile Photography/National Association of Landscape Professionals) Gather ’round: Herrick joined a group with Kimberly Straw and Pam Dooley of Plants Creative and Mariela Richardson and Kristina Thayer of MSNW Group to tour Russell Landscape Group’s headquarters in Sugar Hill, Ga., as part of the National Association of Landscape Professionals Field Trip. (Photo: LM Staff) Team purple: (From left) Russell Landscape’s Teddy Russell, CEO; Brandon Thomas, vice president of customer experience; Josh Camp, regional manager; Hugh Cooper, COO; and Will Dutton, general manager, took the stage with Marty Grunder, CEO of The Grow Group and Grunder Landscaping Co. (center), to discuss their company in greater detail following a tour of Russell Landscape Group’s facility. (Photo: LM Staff) Warm reception: Grunder, Bill Russell and Teddy Russell welcomed guests to a special reception on the first night of NALP’s Field Trip. (Photo: Britt Wood) Growing list of accolades: Herrick took the time to congratulate Grunder on his recent Turf and Ornamental Communicators Association award wins and Vince Torchia’s, vice president of The Grow Group, recent graduation from law school while at the NALP Field Trip. (Photo: Mike Bogan) Selfie time: Mike Bogan, CEO of LandCare and president of NALP and Bob Grover, president of Pacific Landscape Management and NALP past-president, join Herrick for a selfie at the field trip. The post LM Gallery: July 2023 first appeared on Landscape Management.

#Pensacola Tree Removal Feed 2

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ktquimby · 1 year

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2022 Reading

My reading habits for 2022 suggest that this was the year life began to creep back toward normal. For that, I am profoundly grateful.

I read a total of 110 books (I’m not likely to finish 111 before midnight December 31). The vast majority were fiction, and of the novels, most were YA, because that’s my sweet spot. Most were published in 2020 or 2021, with some earlier, and a few current. That’s because most of my reading comes from libraries.

Several years ago, I started tagging books I loved as possible Top Ten books. This year, I refined that further, with Top Twenty and Top Five. Today, I compiled the lists, only to discover I had 12 books in the “Top Ten” list. Try as I might, I could not move them elsewhere. All but one “Top Ten” are YA novels; that one is a picture book. The other lists are much, much shorter.

As I compiled the lists, I noticed was how often the top listings came in groups. One particular library haul in August yielded three Top Tens and one Top Twenty.

And here <drum roll> they are, in reading order, with links to Bookshop.org:

Top Twenty:

1. Ryan, Tom and Robin Stevenson. When You Get the Chance. Running Kids Press, 2021. Audiobook. (8/16/2022)

2. Kulper, Kendall. Murder for the Modern Girl. Holiday House, 2022. (8/27/2022)

3. Emezi, Akwaeke. Bitter. Alfred A. Knopf, 2022. (10/18/2022)

4. William, Sean. Impossible Music. Blackstone, 2019. Audiobook. (11/23/2022)

Top Ten:

1. Williams-Garcia, Rita. A Sitting in St. James. Quill Tree—HarperCollins, 2021. (3/3/2022)

2. Dugan, Jennifer. Verona Comics. Listening Library, 2020. (6/29/2022)

3. Lo, Malinda. Last Night at the Telegraph Club. Dutton—Penguin Random, 2021. (7/25/2022)

4. Nedd, Alexis. Don’t Hate the Player. Bloomsbury, 2021. (8/14/2022)

5. Sharpe, Tess. The Girls I’ve Been. GP Putnam, 2022. Print. (8/25/2022)

6. Zentner, Jeff. In the Wild Light. Crown Books for Young Readers—Penguin Random House, 2021. (8/30/2022)

7. Wilson, Kip. The Most Dazzling Girl in Berlin. Versify—HarperCollins, 2022. (8/31/2022)

8. McBride, Amber. Me (Moth). Feiwel and Sons, 2021. (10/10/2022)

9. Stoeve, Ray. Arden Grey. Recorded Books, 2022. Audiobook. (10/26/2022)

10. Gilliland, Raquel Vasquez. How Moon Fuentes Fell in Love with the Universe. Simon & Schuster BYFR, 2021. (11/?/2022)

11. Price, Tirzah. Pride and Premeditation. 2021; HarperTeen, 2022. (11/26/2022)

12. Sonderguin, Alfredo. The Capybaras. Greystone Kids, 2021. (Picture book) (11/30/2022)

Top Five:

1. Albertalli, Becky. Kate in Waiting. Balzer + Bray—HarperCollins, 2021. (12/1/2022)

2. Reck, Jared. Donuts and Other Proclamations of Love. Alfred A. Knopf—Random House Children’s, 2021. (12/7/2022)

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docrotten · 1 year

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CAT’S EYE (1985) – Episode 218 – Decades Of Horror 1980s

“Forget the cat, you hemorrhoid! Get the gun!” Yeah! Get your priorities straight! Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – as they take in another portmanteau, especially for your Halloween viewing/listening pleasure, Stephen King’s Cat’s Eye (1985).

Decades of Horror 1980s Episode 218 – Cat’s Eye (1985)

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Synopsis: A stray cat attempting to find a little girl in trouble is the linking element of three tales of suspense and horror. In “Quitters, Inc.”: the cat is picked up by a shady New York City “doctor” who uses experimental techniques to get people to quit smoking. In “The Ledge”: the cat is picked up by a shady Atlantic City millionaire who forces his wife’s lover to participate in a terrifying bet. In “The General”: the cat arrives in Wilmington, North Carolina, where it is found by the young girl it has been sent to protect from an unbelievable threat.

Director: Lewis Teague

Writer: Stephen King (screenplay);

(Based on stories by) Stephen King

“Quitters Inc.,” Night Shift (1978)

“The Ledge,” Penthouse, July 1976; Night Shift (1978)

Creatures created by: Carlo Rambaldi

Selected Cast:

“Quitters Inc.”

James Woods as Dick Morrison

Alan King as Dr. Vinny Donatti

Mary D’Arcy as Cindy Morrison

Drew Barrymore as Alicia Morrison

Tony Munafo as Junk

James Rebhorn as Drunk Businessman at Party

“The Ledge”

Kenneth McMillan as Cressner

Robert Hays as Johnny Norris

Mike Starr as Ducky

Charles S. Dutton as Dom (as Charles Dutton)

Jesse Doran as Albert

Patricia Kalember as Marcia

Drew Barrymore as Girl on TV

“The General”

Candy Clark as Sally Ann

James Naughton as Hugh

Drew Barrymore as Amanda

If you’ve listened to even a few Decades of Horror 1980s episodes, you know that Bill is a very serious cat person, so it should come as no surprise that an anthology featuring a cat coming to the rescue is his choice for this episode. He liked Stephen King’s original short stories that makeup two of the three segments in Cat’s Eye, and as a mid-level Stephen King production, it holds up very well and he still enjoys it.

Crystal remembers loving Cat’s Eye as a kid and even looking up to Drew Barrymore. She remembers it being scarier through a kid’s eyes but in the end, it’s a feel-good movie with the cat finding his “forever home.” She agrees with Bill that the movie doesn’t seem dated at all and has held up very well. Jeff agrees with Crystal. To him, Cat’s Eye seems milder than he remembers, but he still enjoys it as an example of a well-shot movie with good storytelling and a great cast.

If you have a hankering to watch an anthology film, you won’t go wrong with Cat’s Eye. At the time of this writing, Cat’s Eye can be streamed from HBOmax, Tubi, and a host of PPV options. It is available on physical media as a Blu-ray from Warner Brothers.

For reviews of other Stephen King-based movies, check out these Decades of Horror podcasts:

CARRIE (1976) — Episode 42 — Decades Of Horror 1970s

SALEM’S LOT (1979) — Episode 69 — Decades Of Horror 1970s

THE SHINING (1980) – Episode 125 – Decades Of Horror 1980s

THE DEAD ZONE (1983) – Episode 153 – Decades Of Horror 1980s

CHRISTINE (1983) – Episode 110 – Decades Of Horror 1980s

CREEPSHOW (1982) — Episode 94 — Decades Of Horror 1980s

CREEPSHOW (1982) – Episode 149 – Decades Of Horror 1980s

CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984) – Episode 187 – Decades of Horror 1980s

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986) – Episode 140 – Decades Of Horror 1980s

Every two weeks, Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1980s podcast will cover another horror film from the 1980s. The next episode’s film, chosen by Crystal, will be Sleepaway Camp (1983). Yes, that one.

Please let them know how they’re doing! They want to hear from you – the coolest, grooviest fans – so leave them a message or leave a comment on the gruesome Magazine Youtube channel, on the website, or email the Decades of Horror 1980s podcast hosts at [email protected].

Check out this episode!

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thesloppyboys · 2 years

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Get your digital copy of the incredible fanzine put together by name brand Slop Heads Lizz and Keri, with contributions from Slop Heads all over the world. It features a 'sclusie interview with the Boys themselves!

#the sloppy boys #tim kalpakis #jeff dutton #mike hanford

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rabbittstewcomics · 2 years

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Episode 359

Comic Reviews:

Batman 125 by Chip Zdarsky, Jorge Jimenez, Belen Ortega, Tomeu Morey, Luis Gurrero

Black Adam: The Justice Society Files – Hawkman 1 by Bryan Q. Miller, Cavan Scott, Scot Eaton, Marco Santucci, Norm Rapmund, Andrew Dalhouse

Dark Crisis 2 by Joshua Williamson, Daniel Sampere, Alejandro Sanchez

Marvel

Strange Tales: Thor and Jane Foster Infinity Comic 1 by Tim Seeley, Ramon Bachs, Javier Tartaglia

Marvel Meow 10 by Nao Fuji

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Prodigy: The Icarus Society 1 by Mark Millar, Matteo Buffagni, Laura Martin

Starhenge Book 1: The Dragon and the Boar 1 by Liam Sharp

Creep GN by John Arcudi, Jonathan Case

Dark Horse

Mind MGMT: Bootleg 1 by Matt Kindt, Farel Dalrymple

Stranger Things Summer Special by Keith Champagne, Caio Filipe, Dan Jackson

Dynamite

Savage Tales 1 by David Avallone, Scott Brian Wilson, Al Barrionuevo, Hamish Steele, Will Rio, Mariano Benitez Chapo

AfterShock

There’s Something Wrong With Patrick Todd 1 by Ed Brisson, Gavin Guidry, Chris O’Halloran

Ablaze

Promethee 13:13 1 by Andy Diggle, Shawn Martinbrough, Dave Stewart

AWA

Absolution 1 by Peter Milligan, Mike Deodato Jr., Lee Loughridge

Ray’s OGN Corner: M is for Monster by Talia Dutton

Additional Reviews: iZombie TV show, Thor: Love and Thunder, the Sea Beast, Wayne Family Adventures s1, Ms. Marvel ep5, A Talent For Murder, The Ghost and Molly McGee s1

News: Snyder releasing three new ComiXology books this month, Duffer brothers launch a production studio, Wakanda mini coming in October, Hood is reportedly the main villain of the Ironheart Disney+ series, Candice Patton tells all, Ram V may be taking over Ms. Marvel, Captain America 4 director, Disney chibiverse

Trailers: Clerks III

Comics Countdown:

Batman 125 by Chip Zdarsky, Jorge Jimenez, Belen Ortega, Tomeu Morey, Luis Gurrero

King Conan 6 by Jason Aaron, Mahmud Asrar, Matt Wilson

Avengers Forever 7 by Jason Aaron, Aaron Kuder, Cam Smith, Guru eFX

Time Before Time 14 by Rory McConville, Ron Salas, Chris O’Halloran

Batman: Killing Time 5 by Tom King, David Marquez, Alejandro Sanchez

Little Monsters 5 by Jeff Lemire, Dustin Nguyen

Twig 3 by Skottie Young, Kyle Strahm, Jean-Francois Beaulieu

Batman ’89 6 by Sam Hamm, Joe Quinones, Leonardo Ito

There’s Something Wrong With Patrick Todd 1 by Ed Brisson, Gavin Guidry, Chris O’Halloran

That Texas Blood 15 by Chris Condon, Jacob Phillips, Pip Martin

Check out this episode!

#comics #podcast #podernfamily #rabbittstew

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medbooks · 2 years

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(PDF) Yao & Artusio’s Anesthesiology 9th Edition By Fun-Sun F. Yao

This is the PDF eBook version for Yao & Artusio’s Anesthesiology – Problem-Oriented Patient Management 9th Edition by Fun-Sun F. Yao, Hugh C. Hemmings, Vinod Malhotra, Jill Fong. https://booksca.ca/library/pdf-yao-artusios-anesthesiology-9th-edition-by-fun-sun-f-yao/

Table of Contents

vii Contributors xi Preface xix Acknowledgments xx SECTION 1 The Respiratory System 1 1 Asthma and Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease 1 Jaroslav K. Usenko and Fun-Sun F. Yao 2 Bronchoscopy, Mediastinoscopy, and Thoracoscopy 26 Alessia Pedoto, Paul M. Heerdt, and Fun-Sun F. Yao 3 Aspiration and Postoperative Respiratory Failure 47 Kapil Rajwani, Edward J. Schenck, and David A. Berlin 4 Lung Transplantation 72 Choy Lewis, Ryan Hood, and Charles W. Hogue SECTION 2 The Cardiovascular System 90 5 Ischemic Heart Disease and Coronary Artery Bypass Grafting 90 Yasdet Maldonado, Nikolaos J. Skubas, and Fun-Sun F. Yao 6 Mechanical Circulatory Support 137 Lisa Q. Rong, Mudit Kaushal, and Adam D. Lichtman 7 Valvular Heart Disease 151 Meghann M. Fitzgerald and Natalia S. Ivascu 8 Pacemakers, Implantable Cardioverter-Defi brillators, and Cardiac Resynchronization Therapy Devices 180 Alan Cheng and Fun-Sun F. Yao 9 Thoracic and Thoracoabdominal Aortic Aneurysms 201 Yong Zhan, Frederick C. Cobey, Sharon L. McCartney, Madhav Swaminathan, and Jamel Ortoleva 10 Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm Repair 236 Fun-Sun F. Yao and Anup Pamnani 11 Hypertension 259 Christopher W. Tam and Fun-Sun F. Yao 12 Cardiac Tamponade 279 June M. Chan 13 Heart Transplantation and Subsequent Noncardiac Surgery 303 Jeff T. Granton, Ranjana Bairagi, and Davy Cheng 14 Ischemic Heart Disease and Noncardiac Surgery 319 Christopher Szabo and Manuel Fontes Contents Yao9e_FM.indd vii ao9e_FM.indd vii 2/5/20 10:17 PM /5/20 10:17 PM viii CONTENTS SECTION 3 The Gastrointestinal System 340 15 Intestinal Obstruction and Enhanced Recovery after Surgery 340 Leif Ericksen and Tong J Gan 16 Liver Transplantation 366 Christopher H. Choi and Vivek K. Moitra SECTION 4 The Nervous System 386 17 Brain Tumor and Craniotomy 386 June M. Chan, Elena V. Christ, and Kane O. Pryor 18 Carotid Artery Disease 415 Priscilla Nelson and Hugh C. Hemmings Jr. 19 Awake Craniotomy for Mapping and Surgery in the Eloquent Cortex 440 Th omas A. Moore II and Kenneth G. Smithson 20 Head Injury 460 Chris C. Lee, Susan A. Ironstone, and M. Angele Th eard 21 Cerebral Aneurysm 481 Patricia Fogarty Mack SECTION 5 The Endocrine System 499 22 Pheochromocytoma 499 Anup Pamnani and Vinod Malhotra 23 Diabetes Mellitus 510 Mark E. Nunnally and Vinod Malhotra SECTION 6 The Genitourinary System 522 24 Transurethral Resection of the Prostate and Geriatric Anesthesia 522 Anuj Malhotra, Vinod Malhotra, and Fun-Sun F. Yao 25 Kidney Transplant 540 Christine Lennon and Fun-Sun F. Yao 26 Robotic-Assisted Laparoscopic Surgery 556 Judith Weingram SECTION 7 The Reproductive System 580 27 Placenta Previa/Placenta Accreta Spectrum 580 Jill Fong 28 Hypertensive Disorders of Pregnancy 608 Sharon Abramovitz and Jennifer Wagner Yao9e_FM.indd viii ao9e_FM.indd viii 2/5/20 10:17 PM /5/20 10:17 PM CONTENTS ix 29 Breech Presentation, Fetal Distress, and Mitral Stenosis 624 Jill Fong and Jaime Aaronson 30 Appendectomy for a Pregnant Patient 648 Robert S. White and Farida Gadalla SECTION 8 The Hematologic System 661 31 Hemophilia and Disorders of Coagulation 661 Elizabeth M. Staley 32 Sickle Cell Disease 686 Chris R. Edmonds and Vinod Malhotra SECTION 9 Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat 699 33 Airway Trauma 699 Richard P. Dutton and LaRita Yvette Fouchè-Weber 34 Open-Eye Injury and Cataract Surgery 710 Alaeldin A. Darwich 35 Laser Treatment for Laryngeal Lesions 724 Stephanie Marie Vecino and Hugh C. Hemmings Jr. SECTION 10 Pediatrics 736 36 Tracheoesophageal Fistula 736 Jacques H. Scharoun 37 Congenital Diaphragmatic Hernia 745 Dana L. Gurvitch and Fun-Sun F. Yao 38 Tetralogy of Fallot 753 David Whiting and James A. DiNardo 39 Transposition of the Great Arteries 770 David Whiting and James A. DiNardo 40 Pyloric Stenosis 790 Aarti Sharma and Vinod Malhotra 41 Infl ammatory Airway Disease in Childhood: Laryngotracheobronchitis 800 Miles Dinner and Anthony Longhini 42 Cleft Palate 811 Aarti Sharma 43 Congenital Heart Disease with a Cervical Mass in Infancy 821 Miles Dinner and Elizabeth Q. Starker 44 Patent Ductus Arteriosus and Prematurity 833 Albert C. Yeung and Fun-Sun F. Yao 45 Post-tonsillectomy Hemorrhage 849 Dana L. Gurvitch, Jessica A. Latzman, and Hugh C. Hemmings Jr. Yao9e_FM.indd ix ao9e_FM.indd ix 2/5/20 10:17 PM /5/20 10:17 PM x CONTENTS SECTION 11 Pain Management and Neuraxial Blocks 858 46 Brachial Plexus Block 858 Tiff any Tedore and William Urmey 47 Nerve Blocks of the Lower Extremity 874 Roniel Weinberg, Melvin La, and Danielle M. Gluck 48 Complex Regional Pain Syndromes 894 Mohammad M. Piracha, Neel D. Mehta, Sudhir A. Diwan, and Vinod Malhotra 49 Cancer Pain 906 Shakil Ahmed and Sudhir A. Diwan 50 Low Back Pain and Sciatica 924 David Y. Wang 51 Perioperative Pain Management 945 Anuj Malhotra and Vinod Malhotra 52 Acupuncture 965 Yuan-Chi Lin SECTION 12 Miscellaneous 972 53 Myasthenia Gravis 972 James B. Eisenkraft and Bryan S. Carter 54 Malignant Hyperthermia 982 Henry Rosenberg, Harvey K. Rosenbaum, and Vinod Malhotra 55 Postoperative Residual Neuromuscular Weakness and Prolonged Apnea 997 Mary So, Danielle McCullough, and David J. Kopman 56 Burns 1010 Shreyajit R. Kumar and Anup Pamnani 57 Trauma 1023 Rohan K. Panchamia, Jaideep K. Malhotra, and Ralph L. Slepian 58 Scoliosis 1049 Jordan M. Ruby and Victor M. Zayas 59 Hypoxia and Equipment Failure 1073 James B. Eisenkraft and Garrett W. Burnett 60 Electroconvulsive Therapy 1093 Patricia Fogarty Mack 61 Ambulatory Surgery 1103 Melinda Randall and Hugh C. Hemmings Jr. 62 Magnetic Resonance Imaging 1119 Jayanth Swathirajan, Dana L. Gurvitch, and Hugh C. Hemmings Jr. 63 Morbid Obesity, Obstructive Sleep Apnea, and Bariatric Anesthesia 1132 Jon D. Samuels

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Fun Jade/Rose Facts (Well... facts.)

Note: These facts are divided between “In-Comic” (Everything from Page 1 of Homestuck (A young man stands in his bedroom...) to page 8128 (The End) and “The Credits” (Pages 8129-8130). If I update this after the Epilogue, we’ll... cross that bridge when we get there.

In-Comic Jade/Rose Facts

Jade and Rose have only five conversations in the entire comic.

1 2 3 4 (2 pages) 5 (2 pages)

Conversation #4 is repeated. We see it first from Jade’s POV, then from Rose’s.

The number of conversations goes up to six if you count GrimBark Jade saying “Bark” and “Hey guys long time no see” to the assembled group in Act 6 Intermission 5 - but since Rose says nothing back, I am not counting this as a conversation.

You may do so if you wish.

After removing dialogue tags (like “TT”) and Pesterlog archival data (“ceased pestering” etc), their shortest conversation is their fourth at 80 words long.

Their longest one-on-one conversation is their third at 571 words long.

Their longest conversation is their fifth. It features Doc Scratch, and runs some 1,170 words long.

All told, about 2,711 words are exchanged in one-another’s chat windows. Discounting Doc Scratch’s intrusion into their final conversation, they speak 2324 words to one-another.

If you are counting the Grimbark conversation, add another 7 words.

6 if ‘BARK” is more of a sound.

By contrast, this single one-page Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory exchange between Dave, John, and Karkat runs some 2188 words - over a thousand words longer than any single Jade/Rose conversation, and only some 136 less than their entire conversation history.

Rose never speaks a single word to Jade aloud.

Rose never uses Jade’s name in conversation with her.

Jade and Rose "share the screen” 15 times during the comic. (I have excluded both Caliborn’s ‘Homosuck’ cutouts and his Plasticine maquette because A) they are facsimiles of an event recited by an even-more unreliable narrator than usual, not the real thing, and B) Seriously: Fuck That Guy)

One of these on-camera appearances was ret-conned out of existence.

In only seven of these appearances are both Jade and Rose conscious.

Here are all their on-camera appearances:

Act 6 Intermission 5

(Don’t think I ever noticed Gamzee hiding in the background before.) Act 6 Act 5

Act 7

(It’s tough to tell but I think the above photo is the closest Rose and Jade ever get in the comic.)

Rose never speaks to Jade again after their fifth conversation in Act 5 Act 2.

Rose and Jade do not converse for the entirety of Act 6.

Rose and Jade do not converse for the entirety of Act 7

Going off “page math” alone. here are some fun facts about Jade and Rose conversations:

5% - or about 1/20th of the comic - passes before Rose and Jade speak.

Rose and Jade spend 39% - 39/100ths - of the comic “in-touch” with one another.

They spent the remaining 56% of the comic not talking.

Rose and Jade spend approximately 61% of Homestuck not in-contact, not in-touch with one another.

Counting the repeat conversation and a single still panel, there are only 9 pages in Homestuck where Rose and Jade are talking.

0.11072834645669291% of Homestuck - 5,536,417,323/5,000,000,000,000ths - (5.5 milliard billionths of the comic - 5.5 billion trillionths for our American readers. ~11/10000) is devoted to Rose and Jade’s “on-screen” relationship. And that’s counting a repeat conversation and a silent panel.

Rose and Jade “share” the screen - either while message-conversing or literally “in the same shot” in 20 pages of Homestuck.

That’s 0.24606299212598426% of Homestuck. About 24,606,299,213/10,000,000,000,000 (~1/400ths) of the comic.

Homestuck contains about 817,612 words.

Jade-Rose conversations all together comprise some 2779 words, taking into account that the fourth conversation is repeated twice.

Jade-Rose conversations comprise approximately 0.33989227163984875% of Homestuck’s text.

That’s 8497306791/2500000000000ths

Credits Jade/Rose Facts

There is no canonical evidence that Jade attended Rose’s wedding.

Seriously - she’s not there in the pictures. When all the kids are lifting the bride and bride up on chairs as part of the “thing done during the horah that isn’t actually part of the horah guess who just did a deep dive into the history of the horah did you know it’s from Greece via Romania and only dates back to 1930 as a traditional pan-Jewish custom it’s kind of like clan tartans in that it’s a cultural touchstone that feels ancient but isn’t” she’s... absent. Jake is in the picture twice once at the top, once in trickster mode on the bottom. Jade Harley: had better things to do than go to Rose’s wedding?

Jade and Rose are the only two kids to never be shown with Trickster modes.

This following photograph is the only conversation Rose and Jade ever have in-person in all the Homestuck franchise. It is their only moment of contact after Act 5 Act 2. We have no demonstrative way of proving that they ever conversed in-person before John’s 18th birthday party on Earth-C:

This is their only verbal conversation, and their only conversation to go textually unrecorded.

We have no way of proving that this is not Rose and Jade burying the hatchet after a... four year feud after Jade clumsily let Rose know her mother had been brutally murdered.

This is 1.3297872340425532% of the entire credits video.

That’s 664893617/50000000000ths of the entire credits - because the only good joke is a cumbersome running joke.

BONUS: Snapchat Jade/Rose Facts

Welcome to the land of dubious canonicity. [Update 23/04/19: I’d like to note that I used this phrase before the Epilogues hit. Also, these are now officially outside of even the broader Homestuck meta-canon as far as anyone can tell. Radio silence on this remains aggravating. What were these and what did Andrew Hussie actually want?]

Do you remember the Snapchats? They didn’t stop being a thing or anything.

... well, they did, actually. Who knows if they’re canon any more. [Again: they are not]

That’s why this section is a bonus - its demi-canonical!

Man, remember when we were all excited that the future of Homestuck was going to be snapchats?

We were going to get so many snapped chats.

So many you guys.

Sigh.

Please no walking on the grass. That grass is only semi-canon. We are liable for damages with the rental company.

Jade and Rose appear together in one (1) snapchat photo:

I’m pretty sure this is the only Beta kids group shot in the entirety of Homestuck!

This Jade/Rose interaction comprises 1.5151515151515151% of all the snapchats.

That’s 946969697/62500000000ths.

That’s really all there is to say on the matter.

FAQ Will you cover the Epilogue?

I will, of course, update this most important resource if/when the Epilogue gives us any more Jade/Rose content. Statistically speaking, it won’t take up much space. You missed interaction [X]! Can I tell you about it?

Yes please! Thanks for letting me know, I will add it right away and update my maths.

You missed interaction [Caliborn’s Master Plan]! Can I -? You may not. This seems elaborate and kind of pointless - why would you do this? Because Jade/Rose is a ship and talking about the Jade/Rose friendship is a thing and I... uh... I didn’t get it. But now having done all this work I... ... I still don’t get it. I always questioned Jade/Rose because I said to myself “they don’t really interact much,” and now that I’ve sat down and run the numbers they really don’t interact much. Now if you’re wondering “did you run though every single conversation looking for the times Jade mentioned Rose or Rose mentioned Jade” the answer would be “ha ha ha that would be crazy of course I did.” I am very tired. And... they don’t talk about each-other much. I mean ‘actually’ talk - I’m not counting all the “hey do you know what Rose/Jade is doing” questions asked between the kids or the trolls (though there’s not that many, really) - I’m talking about actual conversations, like when John talks about how he feels about having to marry Rose according to the Shipping Chart or Karkat mutters that Jade maybe kind of meant something to him once. Jade has this to say about Rose - talking to, of all people, Eridan: GG: rose? GG: i do not have a score to settle with rose!!! GG: why would you think that? CA: oh CA: wwell fuck CA: suppose i wwas guessin it wwas natural to presume somesuch relation like that betwween the twwo a you GG: i think you are projecting your own attitude on to others GG: just because you tend to hate and/or hit on everyone you meet doesnt mean everyone else is that way GG: rose just sent me a code for a crystal ball, shes my friend and is basically the best! It’s a very Harleybert sentiment. And sadly it doesn’t add up to anything. At the very least, Rose doesn’t think that much about Jade. Take it from me: a guy who literally went through every conversation Rose and Jade ever had with and about each other: Rose doesn’t think much about Jade. When Jade shows up sleeping at the end of act six lots of people talk about her: Rose’s only comment is to make a crack about Jade ending end-game ships when she wakes up, and also to note that there was Bird Dave and Dog Jade and Cat Rose but No [Animal] Egbert. That’s it. The most Rose ever has to say is the “she has the karma” conversation all the way back in Act 3 - and it’s still really about Dave. When GrimbarkJade shows up on LOLAR... Rose makes no comment whatsoever. Jade does not take the time to go see Rose when she wakes up in the ret-con timeline. Jade discusses Rose with John only in the context of John and his shipping chart destiny. Rose never seems to have anything to say about Jade to Dave or John. If these kids had had a normal sibling existence in the same high school and John had been hit by a car Jade would have remained friends with Dave but she and Rose would be revealed to not be all that close - their common point of friendship is John, not one-another. Rose talks about so much shit - but not about Jade. Jade might say Rose is “the best” but it’s Harley hyperbole more than anything: she didn’t even get Rose a birthday present because she says Rose is hard to shop for! Rose LaLonde is hard to shop for? What?

There. It’s an Emily the Strange t-shirt with Charles Dutton’s head. it took me ten seconds to come up with it you are welcome Jade. You want to ship Rose/Jade? Fuck yeah, man - go for it! You want to write an eighty thousand word fan-fiction on Rose and Jade: BFF Treasure Hunter Essayists? Sounds fucking rad please write that. You want to say that, canonically, Jade and Rose are great friends? I’m going to have to disagree. Homestuck is a story about four friends - it is not a story about four equally friendly friends. Maybe it was meant to be: not going to lie, I like Act 6 and the ending of Homestuck a lot but even I concede that Jade gets shafted in the “having shit to do” department - the fact that she sits out the big Giant Talky Session at the end of the comic? Weird as shit. If she was up and awake and had any kind of conversation with Rose where they seemed friendly and in-touch I would change my opinion in a heartbeat: I’m not some crank who hates Jade and Rose being best of friends because I’m a weirdo. I mean I am a weirdo but for other reasons, not this. No, I just don’t agree with the idea because it’s not supported by the text. Five conversations in seven acts? Less than 3,000 words exchanged in a document running into the hundred of thousands - and some of that repeat, and some of that the words of a giant cueball tool? If Andrew Hussie wanted us to believe that Jade Harley and Rose LaLonde are particularly close friends, he put no sign of that into the text. If I missed something please - tell me. Argue it with me, even, if you disagree with my assessment - or my math.I am not great at math. Regardless - reach out. We should talk about this more. Edit: Updated 10:38 EST April 12, 2019: corrected multiple typos, changed “dismissed” to “questioning,” clarified point about the horah to sound less weird.

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