#jewish goldsteins

[uefb]

Jacob Kowalski doesn’t need magic to make chaos:

There is absolutely some reality out there in which Jacob shows up to a friends&family holiday party grinning like a loon, thinking he is THE funniest person in the world as he watches Newt and Bunty unwrap these: 

Newt blinks.

Bunty snorts a giggle.

Tina takes it upon herself to correct the punctuation while Queenie charms the words a brilliantly glittering gold—

At which the niffler in the depth’s of Newt’s pocket sniffs and leaps: 

It shatters a mug and tips over the menorah, setting the Christmas tree on fire in one chaotic swoop

Theseus aguamenti’s it out—entirely unamused (as he and Lally had just transfigured all the decorations an hour before)—but everyone else thinks it is an absolute riot, while Jacob himself is perfectly vindicated...

Because — 

Well.

The mugs have made precisely his point.

#found this mug while looking for a hufflepuff mug for the wife #i'll be purchasing the one for her that says 'i don't give a hufflefuck' obviously #but this was highly entertaining to me nonetheless #that zoology is somehow inherently associated with hufflepuff post FB #anyway #fantastic beasts shitpost #jacob kowalski #newt scamander #bunty broadacre #tina goldstein #queenie goldstein #theseus scamander #eulalie hicks #found family #wizarding Christmas #Jewish goldsteins #wizarding world #fantastic beasts and where to find them #my stuff #new tag - #newt & jacob are bffs

[ameliathefatcat]

I admit JKR is extremely problematic but when it comes to Anthony Goldstein I don’t get why people are complaining about his last name. I know so many Goldsteins it’s crazy. It’s a very common last name. Also him being in Ravenclaw, it feels like people would complain no matter what house he was put in

Yeah, Anthony is traditionally not a Jewish name, but my headcanon is that Tony is named after his dad’s best friend. Anthony Clearwater, who was killed by Death Eaters

#harry potter #jewish #jumblr #anthony goldstein #fuck jkr

[roamwithahungryheart]

SKSJGHFKK Mom just called to say she was 'currently talking to a lovely young man' at work who she introduced me to over the phone as if it was a coincidence...she will never rest

#Jewish Moms work harder than anyone #unless she bumps into Brett Goldstein or Jason Sudeikis don't bother

[masochistartt]

the people erasing roy's judaism we fight behind an arby's at midnight on october 20th

#roy kent #ted lasso #if not canonically jewish why wearing blue and yellow stars tie during christmas episode #if not canonically jewish why “my granddad's memory” #if not canonically jewish why played by brett goldstein #if not canonically jewish why literally everything about him #also i know why he wears 6 and that it has nothing to do with anything but his position but 18 being divisible by 6 is also a little treat

[doyouknowthisjewishcharacter]

Do you know this Jewish character?

#jewish characters #jumblr #anthony goldstein #harry potter #word of hashem #this was somehow the best picture i could find???? #so sorry that he's a crunchy little guy

[ladiesofhpfest]

FIC REC!

Title and author: and i don't go to sleep to dream by paperclipbitch

Summary: [post-movie] Tina taps Queenie’s shoulder, firm, three quick fingertip raps. “Queenie.” Her tone is soft, but beneath it there’s the undercurrent of we’ve talked about this before.

Leading ladies: Queenie and Tina Goldstein from the FB franchise

What's to love: A lovely fic giving the FB girls some much-needed characterization and backstory. The sisterly bond is amazing and it's even lovelier to see Judaism in the HP universe! This is the type of fic that would be perfect for week 16, Sisters Before Misters.

send fic recs if you have one, self-recs and self-promo always welcome!

#ladies of hp #ladies of hp fest #jewish characters #judaism and hp #queenie goldstein #tina goldstein #fantastic beasts #stretching it a little with fantastic beasts but we're going with it because we need more diversity #fic rec #sisters before misters #sisters

[gliklofhameln]

Omer calendar, Georges Goldstein (Israeli, b. France, 1932), Jerusalem, Israel, 1984

#jumblr #judaism #omer #georges goldstein #israel #jewish textile arts #myposts

[perfectlybriefmoon]

Currently thinking about what would've happened to Viktor if he hadn't been Jewish and came to the to the realization that he situation would've still been horrific but for different reasons because he would've been drafted into the Wehrmacht and probably be sent to the Eastern Front alongside Wilhelm and Friedhelm perhaps even in the same platoon but given the fate of the Platoon at Kursk would he have joined Friedhelm or if he had been knocked unconscious like Wilhelm would he have decided to stay with Wilhelm thinking Friedhelm was dead and deserted with Wilhelm and once both were caught were sent to a penal battalion then on the last months of the war both Wilhelm and Viktor as well as Karow desert the army and made their way back to a destroyed Berlin both Friedhelm and Greta are killed in the last days of the war both Herr Winter and Herr Goldstein are conscripted in the Volksturm and died during the battle of Berlin and Frau Winter is killed during an air raid and once the war is over is reunited with Charly who also survived the war

And if Viktor wasn't sent to the Eastern Front and was sent elsewhere he likely would have surrendered to the Western Allies and spent the rest of the war in a POW camp and would not know the fate of Wilhelm, Friedhelm, Greta and Charly till the end of the war

So Viktor's situation still sucked but in a different way he would still lose Friedhelm and Greta he Wilhelm and Charly would still be destroyed by the war

#Viktor Goldstein #Wilhelm Winter #friedhelm winter #what if Viktor wasn't Jewish what would the war have done to him

[coffeefrenchandhistory]

Now I’m just throwing this out here.

But Brett Goldstein as Batman/Bruce Wayne.

#personal #Batman #Bruce Wayne #Brett Goldstein #Jewish Batman

[plitnick]

Brad Sherman models the perfect pro-Israel Democrat

This piece, written late last week, takes on a new importance in light of the Israeli massacre in Jenin and the Palestinian lone shooter attack in Neve Yakov. More to the point, the importance it’s magnified by Antony Blinken’s contemptible tour of Middle East criminals, from Cairo and al-Sisi to Jerusalem and Netanyahu. The article examines the words of Brad Sherman, one of the most zealous…

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#1967 #1967 Six Day War #Abraham Accords #Annexation #apartheid #Baruch Goldstein #Benjamin Netanyahu #Bezalel Smotrich #Brad Sherman #Chris Van Hollen #Deal of the Century #Democrats #Donald Trump #ICRC #IHL #International Committee of the Red Cross #international law #Israel #Itamar Ben-Gvir #Jewish Power #Joe Biden #Kach #Kahane Chai #Meir Kahane #Otzma Yehudit #Palestine #Religious Zionism #Republicans #Shireen Abu Akleh #Two-state solution

[millies-artblog]

Since it’s almost Chanukah, I drew this a few weeks ago. Jacob and Amelia Goldstein cia. 1978 or 1979

#my art #jewish #jumblr #hphm mc #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm #jacob’s sibling #hphm Jacob #Amelia Goldstein

[uefb]

New fic (2 chapters up!): Hope is the thing with feathers x

Summary: The month before the invasion of Normandy (D-Day), Newt Scamander is spotted working suspicious magic near a meeting of Muggle and Wizarding political leaders in London. The problem, of course, is that Newt Scamander is nowhere near London but, instead, over 14,000 kilometers away in the middle of the Pacific. But "desperate times call for desperate measures" (and even Tina and Theseus aren't entirely above scrutiny this go round), so Newt finds himself rather unsurprisingly compromised. // As usual, everyone else is dismayed to find Dumbledore may or may not have a plan at all, while the clock on Newt's life—-and the joint Muggle-Wizard military action years in the making—-begins to quickly tick.

Chapter 1 opening scene:

Wednesday, May 3, 1944 / Seatown, Dorset, England, UK

Porpentina Goldstein Scamander prided herself on being somewhat unflappable, but her brother-in-law grabbing her by the arm as she emerged from St. Mungo’s with her daughter before spinning them off in a whirl of apparition was certainly not on the list of things she had been expecting to encounter on her day off... A vomiting child, a misbehaving diricawl—even an absent husband or Muggle airstrike—she’d prepared for, but this?

Well, suffice it to say, she definitely blamed nearly bursting into tears after smacking Theseus upside the head upon their rematerialization in Dorset on the exhaustion inherent to solo-parenting an ill toddler.

“What the hell, Theseus?!”

But Theseus only shushed her, dragged her and Leora—who was understandably wailing in displeasure at the surprise apparition—up the back-steps of the Scamander Goldstein farmhouse, before gingerly disentangling her arms from Leora while shouting for Queenie and Jacob. It was, however, a broadly grinning, 9-year-old Gideon who came pounding into the room, before he took one look at his uncle’s face and immediately ran out the front door to the beach, screaming for his parents.

“I swear to high heaven, Theseus Scamander—what is going on?!”

Theseus bounced Leora on his hip and wordlessly summoned a plush toy from her room to distract her (a niffler made by Queenie for her birthday) as he focused on Tina intently. “You remember how we made that little emergency plan last year? After Newt was bitten by that kelpie—”

“Moira,” Tina supplied absently.

“Yes, Moira — and then he was criminally charged with all sorts of made-up things by that rat in his own department, which put our entire task force’s security at risk?”

“Yes,” said Tina with a suspicious frown, and she reached out to take Leora back from her uncle, crossing to the kitchen for the small refrigerator, where she pulled out a pyrex container of fruit Newt had chopped and charmed for freshness before he’d left to travel.

Theseus stared at her as if waiting for the other shoe to drop and—after a moment—it abruptly did.

“Now, wait a second—”

She summoned the pair of child-sized earmuffs Lally had made to silence adult voices and shoved them onto Leora’s head before settling her in a high chair and dumping the fruit out on its tray. Leora began talking to herself as she played with the fruit, and when Tina looked back to him, Theseus was grimacing.

“Are you kidding me?”

“Unfortunately not, sister mine…” he answered grimly.

“Is this all because of the thing last year, then?”

“More like the thing next month, but seeing as that’s also related… Yes.”

Tina peered out the window to check if Queenie and Jacob were responding to their son’s summons yet, but the only thing in sight was one of Newt’s half-trained half-kneazles innocently gamboling through the grasses (though a mildly predatory look flitted across its face). X

#my stuff #fic: hope is the thing with feathers #later in storyline of… #fic: with its head under one wing #please do consider telling me if you like it — my brain is so nervous abt this verse bc I’m stuck on a chapter of Head Under One Wing 😅😅 #newt scamander #tina goldstein #Theseus Scamander #autistic newt scamander #jewish tina goldstein #Queenie goldstein #Jacob Kowalski #albus Dumbledore #oc ch: leora evangeline goldstein scamander #Scamander brothers #newtina #dementors #magical creatures #fantastic beasts fanfic #fantastic beasts and where to find them

[ameliathefatcat]

Hebrew name headcanons for Amelia Goldstein, Jacob Goldstein, Anthony Goldstein, Ben Copper, Diego Caplan, Rolf Scamander and Katie Bell (any characters that are canon or I headcanon as Jews) because I need some Jewish Joy

Hogwarts Mystery:

Amelia Goldstein- עמליה שרה (Amalia Sarah)

Jacob Goldstein- יעקב שמעון‎ (Yaakov Shimon)

Ben Copper- בנג׳מין גושוע (Binyamin Yehoshua)

Diego Caplan- יעקב איתן (Yaakov Eitan)

The OG books

Anthony Goldstein- אריאל בנימין (Ariel Binyamin)

Katie Bell-כתריאל רות (Katriel Reut)

Rolf Scamander- רפאל דב (Rafael Dov)

#jewish #jumblr #harry potter #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm #hogwarts mystery #anthony goldstein #katie bell #rolf scamander #diego caplan #ben copper #Amelia Goldstein #hphm mc #Jacob Goldstein #jacobs sibling #hphm jacob #Hebrew name headcanons #most are just the Hebrew version of their names and/or middle names #for the others it starts with the same letters

[labellenouvelle]

EARLY AMERICAN JUDAICA

19th century Victorian Trade card for “ LOUIS GOLDSTEIN & SONS” Merchants in Fancy Goods, notions, toys, cutlery , musical instruments and revolvers.  Located at 189,191 and 193 Poydras Street , New Orleans , LA.  

Vivid colors and gilded background with amazing clown scene on card. 

Item No. E5618

Dimensions: 4″ x 2.65″ approx

SOLD

504.581.3733 / t

[email protected]

#judaica #early american judaica #american jewish #merchant #dry goods #victorian trade cards #trade cards #antiques #ephimera #goldstein #old new orleans #historic new orleans #jewish new orleans #magazine street

[harryissuchalittleshit]

Apples (or not everyone believes in fairytales)

Summary:

Fairytales are for children who's grandparents didn't have numbers forced into their arms and stars sewn into their clothes. Fairytales are for children who don't see war growing in their school. Fairytales are for children who aren't different and have always been different.

Anthony Goldstein doesn't believe in fairytales, they're not the stories his grandparents told him growing up. They taught him about the war they survived, and he doesn't realize until too late that it's the same war he'll survive. Anthony doesn't believe in fairytales, but he does believe in people and listening to stories and apples.

No matter how sour they may be.

In honor of Rosh Hashanah, I like to share this story I wrote about Anthony Goldstein. I know I’m a few days late, but to this day, this is probably one of the most important stories I’ve written.

Ao3

#harry potter #head canons #my fics #anthony goldstein #Ravenclaw stories #rosh hashanah #Jewish character study #lgbtq character study #post second wizarding war

[cruelsister-moved2]

me

#putting this in my abt #btw my discord name is cuz #we were talking abt that tweet where jakey rolling was like #theres a jewish wizard called anthony goldstein or soemthing #and we were like thats what the autistic wizard would be called UHDIUGHD