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shittyleitnerideas · 2 months

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x reader fic but reader but it mentions real people and things that are happening in your life, and slowly you realize that somehow this author knows everything about hou (bonus point if at some point it switches from y/n to your real name) (it’s a Leitner of the beholding)

nightmare wattpad experience </3

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #leitner books #from the library of jurgen leitner #submission #the eye

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oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid · 9 months

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Booty shorts with “From the Library of Jurgen Leitner” on the ass

#the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #library of Jurgen Leitner #shitpost #tma

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taperecorder-gizmo · 2 months

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me if i was in a library

oop what could i be reading there?....

#marlon draws #my art #tma #the magnus archives #tma jurgen leitner #library of jurgen leitner #tma reference

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lilithvibeplace · 12 days

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listening to malevolent at the same time as tmagp and just having finished tma not long ago means i simply headcanon that malevolent is all the fault of a Leitner book, it was like the first text i sent my bf “this shit is Jurgen Leitner’s fault” cause it IS you can’t tell me it isn’t

#jurgen leitner haunts the entire multiverse with his fucking library #tqvibe #tma #malevolent #tmagp

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downloadablecreature · 3 days

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Petition for Jonny Sims to write some of the Leitners that show up in TMA.

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #at a barnes and noble’s right now and would love a copy of the boneturner’s tale #or ex altiora #or a guest for mr spider #they all get a from the library of jurgen leitner stamp in the front cover

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cobblestonevoid · 7 months

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I’ve been both a tma fan and a literature bitch for long enough to realize that, as much as it pains me to admit, I’m kind of Jurgen Leitner. Evidence:

- I collect books. The area where this is specifically relevant is that I have a penchant for texts that caused a huge stir, horror or gothic fiction (particularly if it’s a 100+ year old text or edition), or I’ve heard first/secondhand accounts of it being in some way haunted or really off-putting.

- In my free time, I enjoy appraising my books (my antique Shelley anthology and my 1st ed. hardcover 13 Storeys will be protected with my LIFE <3)

- I’ll make things up about myself and feign accents just because I think it’s entertaining to see how long I can keep it up

- I don’t have a healthy sense of danger at all, and fail to realize the gravity of whatever I’m doing until after the fact

- I’m blonde

Do with this information what you will, I realized this in a cold sweat in the dead of night and it’s haunted me ever since

#logically this would just make me stede bonnet but saying I’m Jurgen Leitner is SO MUCH funnier #tma memes #tma #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner #the magnus archives is a podcast #the magnus archives memes #from the library of jurgen leitner #literature #books

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owls-and-bees · 4 days

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Have we as a fandom really considered what kind of pipe Elias used?

Just checking

#i’m being so fr rn #my actual pipe is named Jurgen Leitner for this exact reason #I just think we need to consider all possibilities really #it is entirely possible that Elias was in his office getting absolutely blazed when he got his little ceaceless watcher alert #and had no time to plan the murder so he just looked at the pipe in his hand and said fuck it this is good enough #Elias Bouchard is a stoner and a bitch and I want him carnally #the magnus archives #tma #i’m so normal about tma #magnus archives #elias bouchard #jurgen leitner #from the library of jurgen leitner

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rapidlydecayingcorpse · 3 months

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books i have that are probably leitners

a foundation trilogy anthology my grandpa gifted to me on a road trip. it’s old and has my aunt’s name in a bookmark

a copy of library of souls from the ms peregrine’s home series’s found in a little free library in a nursing home. it appears to have been taken out of a real library

wildflowers every child should know, over 100 years old and there are names, dates, and places written in it. found at a vintage store

reason at work, a philosophy textbook i found in a little free library with dozens of annotations and notes

partially illustrated full grimm brothers collection that has weird water damage, purchased at a tiny book store up north in my state

not technically a book but a 1952 planner that i looked into and researched. the owner was a semi-famous restaurant owner in my city found at a vintage store

#this is an excuse for me to brag by the way #i love collecting old/weird books #it is so so fun #tma #the magnus archives #magnus archives #magpod #jurgen leitner #library of jurgen leitner #books #old books

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bajablastflavoredsaxreed · 4 months

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CLIVESDALE?!

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING CLIVESDALE GOD DAMN FOOLS BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEADS IDIOTS MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF STARRY CHILDREN

BIGGEST CLOWNS IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF MICHIGAN CHEMISTS MOTHERFUCKING CLIVESDALE

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT CLIVESDALE I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID IT DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

JUST SET THEM LOOSE

IS IT DESTROYED?

ARE THEY TIME BASTARDS?

TOWN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE AREA NEVER SEEN THIS PLACE’S BUILDINGS AND I KNOW IT HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST ARCHITECTURE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said clivesdale is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with clivesdale making one appearance on stage in theatre not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when it is amentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate it so much. it is a town but i am just mad because i am angy

it better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if its just some rich shitheads who are fans of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

the mayor BETTER have had the black book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateClivesdale

musical’s not even about it. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be its football team and I lost it

where the fuck is clivesdale if its still around im going to so deeply wish it wasnt

crusty old town

ill punch clivesdale and its sad frail old town twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and it will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book it kept in it at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing i am hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when clivesdale is destroyed or will be destroyed so i can get make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the town who had so many fucked up if true citizens

#hatchetfeild #clivesdale #fuck clivesdale #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner rant #tma #starkid #i #i like to imagine this is scrawled out on the last page of the black book #I also like to think that Leitner would have the black book in his shit ass library #Lords in black and fear entities FIGHT #baja’s blasting

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shittyleitnerideas · 8 days

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my immortal is a leitner btw

yeah

#my immortal #irl leitner #the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #leitner books #from the library of jurgen leitner #submission #unclear entity

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theblueandwhitevase · 4 months