#just a joke... unless?

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[spacelazarwolf]

maybe it’s just me but i feel like there’s no way to make “lol she’s clearly an egg” jokes abt cis men who you think are feminine or are exploring their gender presentation while groups like east asian men and jewish men are routinely called effeminate in derogatory and racist/antisemitic ways and stripped of their manhood. we can’t preach “clothes don’t have gender!!!!!! men can wear dresses and makeup too!!!!!!!!” then call a man a closeted trans woman the second he puts on a skirt.

#like can we please just in general stop making egg jokes unless we’re talking abt ourselves or someone who’s ok with it #atm #gender studies

[apavlovs]

If there’s a pootis and a blootis

Does that mean that somewhere out there, there exists a

A redimedes

#digital art #art #tf2 #lil pootis #medimedes #tf2 lil pootis #tf2 medimedes #I don’t know if this counts as a pootis oc so I’m not gonna claim it is one #unless quazies is alright with it 🤷 #yes I did draw this just to make the joke

[distantsprings]

who wants 2 be my sugar mommy and pay for my laser so i dont have 2 be super dysphoric abt my face

#junieposting #just a joke... unless?

[jaratedeguadalupe]

what do you mean this isn't canon

#so so so SO tempted to make this into a fic #i'm not even joking #it doesn't even have to be practical espionage #it just needs to be spy pointing at a pot and asking where its hat is #is this funny to anyone else #don't answer that unless that answer is yes or you're getting blocked #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #engiespy #practical espionage

[lloydfrontera]

the webcomic can have one (1) funny "earnest moment interrupted by comedy" joke. as a treat. but also because it is so in character for them ajkshdjkas

yes they will say the most earnest shit to each other and then immediately try to cringe out of their own bodies. they are best friends but they would rather jump out of a window before admitting it. they are incredibly devoted and grateful to one another but you could not water board that out of either of them.

the only thing that can get either of them to admit how much they care for each other is if the other is in life threatening danger and not a second before aakjshdks

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #javier asrahan #llojavi #i'm sorry i do think this is incredibly funny i'm still laughing ajksdhsjkfsd #they're assholes! they're best friends! they will risk life and limb for one another but you won't get them to say one nice thing #about the other unless it's a matter of life and death! and even then they might risk it if they're the ones in danger and not the other lo #like!! this is in character! this is a joke made by the characters and not at them!! this is them acknowledging how much they care #for the other and then cringing when they realize they let themselves be earnest out loud. #not the narrative itself cringing and not allowing the characters to be earnest at all. not the author pointing and laughing at the story #you're supposed to care about. #i'm getting serious again so i'm gonna stop!! just!! i do love them <3333 #ep 122

[tanglepelt]

Dp x dc idea 62

Danny has been reaching out to the league for help.

He thought he had it handled but then got sucked into a different dimension, had his town almost fed to plants, the town had a sleepy time nap, and for crying out loud vortex literally messed with the weather all around the globe.

Out of everything he thought vortex would of made them realize he was serious.

being sick of it he starts researching. If they won’t help them by choice and keep ignoring him he is gonna force the matter.

Too bad he can’t figure out who any of the hero’s are. But he does find a newspaper that might take an interest in his information. Especially with the anti ecto acts being brought into the conversation.

Is showing up at a random reporters apartment without being announced that smart. No. But he is desperate.

Clark did not expect to have a random white haired teen show up at his building.

Now he has answers about the mysterious attacks and questions of why weren’t they alerted.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #justice league #whether it be a mole or chalked up as a joke #the league was unaware of amity #the world wide attacks always got solved within 20 minutes by a secondary party #they had been looking into it #JLD said to leave it #that unless they get asked don’t get involved #they knew it was the infinite realms but didn’t tell the others. #you don’t mess with the realm unless you want it to mess with you #Clark and Louis have an article come out about the acts #just dragging them #showing how they go against the meta human acts #amity gets investigated #probs get the portal shut down #maybe sets off an adoption meter or two #my vote is the government has a mole in the leauge #they want to control ghosts as weapons #can’t have the league knowing about the world wide threat in amity #that would put a damper on things

[rileyclaw]

how do you survive as a toh artist

who said anything about surviving

#the joke is i havent drawn toh in months. badumtss #and that i am constantly in a state of crumbling at a molecular level. but we stay silly #im alive. promise . iv been getting beat with a bat by life for about four weeks now im waiting for it to End before i can draw for myself #again #but on serious note. i dont think of myself as a toh artist bc its not all i draw #it's just all that i post hERE :) smiles. unless yall want my original content too?? but it's mostly for school slash portfolio #vanishing back into the shadows etc etc . adieu

[grievenotthespirit]

gonna lock all toei animators in one room and play who done it but instead of murder mystery its who’s responsible for putting insane amounts of zosan homoerotic tension in recent episodes for no reason

#grievenotthespirit rant #zosan #i love them #let them make out lmaooooooo #just as a joke … #ironically #unless

[cannabisenjoyer]

hai everypony hav human maid charlie with his nose ripped off Lol

gore was actually rlly fun 2 draw

#smiling friends #adult swim #smiling friends fanart #human designs #charlie dompler #ougghhhhh drawing this made me feel like i was back in 2020 with the maid dress shif #charlies rocking it tho!! 🙄🙄 #need him incredibly bad #just kidding #unless #loooool iokes again #loool #ALL FUN AND JOKES! 🧐 #🤗😊 #fanart

[arceviste]

if this doesn't paint a perfect family picture then idk what is

the father and mother

and their child

#it's a joke lol #unless #yi zaha #return of the mad demon #baek suryong #best teacher baek #chung myung #return of the blossoming blade #return of the mount hua sect #it's kinda makes sense to me though #or not #just a random thoughts #and yes the second one is crossdressing

[jangmi-latte]

i'm deactivating the moment twst reveals:

— vil's dad

— ace's big brother

— rook's siblings/parents

— malleus' parents/grandma

— cater's sisters

— farena and his wife

— jack's little siblings

— mama & papa leech and mama ashengrotto

— kalim's siblings

— mama and papa zigvolt

— silver's parents

especially the first three i mean HAHA come on twst you don't want me rummaging through your data files and twirls hair and pins you to the wall. i'll be here for years!! maybe even forever!! who knows who knows!! i mean it's not gonna happen!! haha twst hear me out. please.

#i'm vv delusional #as in VERY delusional #use me as bait i'm willing to sacrifice an ounce of my dna just to see rook's siblings #don't even get me started on the better trappola #I'M JOKING NOT MY SCRUNKLY ACE HE'S BETTER (unless) #blaire have you not learned from speaking too much #no no i don't obviously hello #I AM MANIFESTING SO HARD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH!!! (they're ruining it) #DON'T TALK TO ME WHEN THEY DROP (they won't) #twisted wonderland #twst

[pyromanicfool]

Sobbing so hard bc even as wifey, Mizu wore pants, didn't want to wear that pretty kimono and makeup except for the wedding ceremony itself because I'm sure her "mother" made her or to try and soften his heart after their spar. She was her tomboy self, you know? And people are out here putting her in hyper feminine stuff like NO THIS ISN'T BUTCH DEATH THIS IS BUTCH MURDER.

You can be a butch/tomboy and be pretty or have long hair, I do, but like, oooof. It's like when people made Tigress all girly pop like NO. STOP IT PLEASE. LET BUTCHES BE I BEG. She's clearly into utility over anything else, I mean, she wears her stitched up kimono even though she clearly has the means to buy a new one, her tattered, mud soaked little cape thing, etc. The pants she wore horseriding with Mikio even looked like her pants she wore as a man.

#blue eye samurai #mizu #mizu blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai mizu #hes just like me fr #like Akemi doing her makeup or dressing her up i can see #but like masc women exist and i barely see them in media unless its as a cheap joke #butches #butch #im a stem tho literally 2 steps away from a he/him lesbian but I too will do calculated elegant femininity as a performance #woo femininity and beauty as a performance to be perceived in a more palateable manner and get the results you want

[zombvibes]

People will try and shit on susie x noelle like this didn’t happen at the end of the ferris wheel scene???

#zombvibes never shuts up #zomb’s dialogue boxes #deltarune #deltarune susie #susie deltarune #deltarune noelle #noelle deltarune #suselle #susie x noelle #noelle x susie #remember kids! lying is bad unless it’d be funny to do so!!! #(i am lying) #in b4 anyone assumes anything i like suselle!! #i also just like lying a little bit… /joking #like i said on twitter if this gets a lot of notes i’m so sorry….

[mayasaura]

griddlehark modern american au where they get married for health insurance reasons. Gideon has it (trade union job) and Harrow badly needs it

#help I'm applying for health insurance #and the temptation to just go 'guess I'll die then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯' is strong but I will master it #any wanna marry ME for health insurance reasons #(99% joke) #...unless

[alexandria-alexis]

Someone seriously needs to give Charles a baby. That clip of him at the football charity match with the baby boy… He literally said that he was unsure about passing him back- I think about this ALL THE TIME. Yes, he most likely meant he was unsure about passing him over the metal, but you can just tell by the way he looked at him so softly that he did not want to give that baby back.

I don’t wanna say it but… Someone has to give that omega what he so clearly needs 🙄🙄🙄

#f1 tumblr #f1 rpf #charles leclerc #lestappen #charlos #omega charles 🫡 #(this is just a joke 💔😭) #unless #max we are looking at YOU ! 🫵