praying for his downfall in his own house
Kks: Feeling good today? Gai: I feel great, beloved! Just finished the laundry! Kks: Why're you holding him like that? Gai: Who? Kks: The dog you're holding Gai: hm? Biscuit: Hey, bestie Gai: GAH!! I picked him up to dry him off then got distracted looking for a towel Biscuit: It's been 45 minutes. Gai: Shoo, then. apologies, my friend. Kks: Poor biscuit. Gai: He didn't say a word the whole time Kks: That would ruin their bets for how long you'd take to notice. Gai: Their what? Kks: You're so pretty <3
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(If you are actually married or otherwise committed, you don't have to play.)
Quick, you've been thrown back in time to whatever era/region makes sense for the question, and your only way to avoid being shunned for being unmarried at your age (a real spinster), is to lie and claim you are a widow/er.
What name do you claim your late spouse had? What do you base this imaginary person's personality on? Remember, you'll have to keep your story straight!
Keep it in the tags so the post doesn't bloat unless you've got something really interesting.
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THE KAGES AND THEIR GREEN BEASTS
But a modern day AU take with the whole family and the ninken! Ningame is chilling at home, thank you very much. :) This thing took much longer to sketch and color than I anticipated. Hahhhh hahahaha.
Headcanons and easter eggs after the cut
RasaDai: Is it crack? Yes. Is it impossible? Yes, yes, they’re both dead. Do I still ship them? HELL YES. My old old man yaoi (crack) rarepair. Rasa inherits the nearly bankrupt firm from his deceased bastard of a father, and had to devote his whole life to work. He loses Karura after she gives birth to Gaara, and now he’s a single dad whose grown up kids hate his guts. Can this old man still find love with an older DILF? Except he’s definitely not going to wear that green tracksuit. (also that’s Suna designer wear on Rasa and Pakkun’s carrier)
KakaGai: These boys. These men. Husbands, rivals, friends, eternal loves. Kakashi with his jorts and baby pink crocs 😂 (thanks @urieskooki for the color pick) with ANBU gibbets. Gai with Daytime Tiger-inspired shoes! I love having Bisuke perching on Gai and adopting his sparkles ✨. Kakashi giving Gai the ‘I’m pinning you down later’ look. Also, if you really want to know what Kakashi’s reading, check the tags. ;)
GaaLee: My loves, my babies 🥰 Okay I gave Gaara his Shippuden pants bands and his shoes are gourd inspired. He’s excited to finally get to hold a puppy and promptly carries the meanest-looking one (Urushi, surprised, gives a tentative tail wag). In the meantime, Lee has their snacks and drinks ready ❤️ The man is smitten with Gaara. He is composing love songs for him as we speak. He’s also rocking dragon-print kicks (I used my own dragon design from the CNY card).
The Ninken: Ok some headcanons. All the dogs were adopted by Kakashi, except for Pakkun who was his dad’s pet before he died. Pakkun prefers to ride in his carrier than to walk in his older years. Akino, being partially blind, sticks close to his emotional support dog (Pakkun). Shiba is giving puppy eyes to Rasa in case he can get pets. Guruko being a naughty baby running between people’s legs. Bull is just chilling with his new collar—Kakashi replaced the spikes with pompoms for comfort. Uhei likes Lee best and stays close to him.
This image wouldn’t have been completed without encouragement and feedback from @egregiousderp @bayheart @urieskooki Glugchat and the good people who enable me at the KakaGai discord. Mwah love you all.
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Hi! Kakagai drawing ideas :) (love your art btw)
-Stargazing
-Gai tenderly looking at a sleeping Kakashi
-On their wedding day or their bachelor party
THANK YOU SO MUUUCH <3
and thank you for your ideas!! I definitly keep them for another day ! but for now : the wedding boys !!!
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It was going so well until I got to Kakashi’s hair 😪
Oh, well. Imma use it to learn watercolor painting.
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Kakashi: this is my husband *points at Gai* and this is our son *points at Neji*
Gai: this is also our son *points to Lee*
Kakashi: yes, Gai has a bad case of favoritism for that one so i have to give Neji extra love to make up for it
Gai: i do not! 😡😡😡
Neji: you sort of do
Lee: just a bit though, Sensei
Gai: …
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You ever think about how Kakashi having dog summons instead of wolf ones is representative of his mental state? Obviously there's the typical "dogs are domesticated wolves" bit but also, dogs have historically been bred and trained for insanely specific tasks.
And that Kakashi's main dog is Pakkun? A pug? The dog species that was bred so poorly that they are riddled with health issues and will die significantly before their time as a result? Unable to breath well with their flattened noses, struggling to eat with their twisted jaws, unstable from their body proportions to their paw sizes? (Yes there's an ongoing project to breed healthy pugs now but STILL)
I'm just saying, I can see some parallels between how damaged a pure-bred pug is and Kakashi's mental state and feelings about being a ninja....
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