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dantelionwishes · 3 years

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life is full of ups and downs downs downs downs dow

loredump under the cut. not kidding when I say its gonna be long!

oh shit you actually clicked keep reading thank you for your interest 😭😭😭

YOU KNOW THE DRILL tw // suggestive dont read ahead if youre uncomfortable with the topic of aphrodisiacs!

MIDDLE SCHOOL

before anything, I gotta explain he was born to parents who had an infatuation quirk (makes them hardcore fall in love with you) and an infection quirk (transmits a virus via saliva)

developed his quirk late, since they usually get it by the time kids are four

most people knew him as quirkless before the first incident

in middle school, his class was preparing for a school play, he and his classmate got cast as the main lead prince and princess

coincidentally, they both had a crush on each other and had a scene where they kissed

technically they weren’t supposed to, since its just a play, but one time they were practicing in private and wanted to try kissing “for real”

so they shared a super giggly cute middle school first kiss but well UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM HIS QUIRK HAD WELL DEVELOPED–

BADABING BADABOOM YOU HAVE AN IMAGINATION USE IT

the only way for the quirk’s effects to go away is to come at least once or pleasuring yourself until it goes away

I DO NOT WANT TO IMAGINE IT BUT. IMAGINE BEING A TEACHER AND FINDING A MIDDLE SCHOOLER WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER AND AN ADULT IS FORCED TO TELL HER HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY LLLLIKE–

rip now that I’m thinking abt it, I don’t even think anybody would even kNOW HOW TO MAKE IT GO AWAY so lets imagine she painfully stays that way until they figure out how to make it stop :^(

there’s a big fight that happens between the teachers, principal, and parents of both parties

of course the crush’s parents got mad and called their kid a fuckin uhhhhh sexual predator or some shit despite also beING THE SAME AGE AND NOT EVEN KNOWING ABT HIS OWN QUIRK LIKE HELLLO

obviously an incident like this is going to spread like wildfire but the principal does not want something like this to leak, especially since it was not on purpose and was a total accident

the other kid’s parents and some teachers did not feel comfortable however, and sato was forced to drop out

but not wanting to spread the gossip about their son’s quirk and the incident, they leave the town and move someplace else

thankfully, the principal gives the sato family his good grades and a recommendation to a decent highschool for the trouble

they’re originally from osaka, but moved to tokyo

this is where they start taking precautions with sato, basically teaching him to be careful with his saliva

it was easily taught and learned esp since the mom was already like that around him and others everyday anyway!! she has to take care of her saliva-based infection quirk, after all

HIGH SCHOOL

he got enrolled into a regular highschool in tokyo

no hero course, no support course, no business, just a regular ol’ school

if before, he loved surrounding himself with people, this was where he was forced to develop a lonely disposition to protect himself and others

at least his parents were very protective and supportive of him and they were generally a happy family!

but in school, pretending to be quirkless was just as difficult, getting bullied or pitied for having no special abilities

his excuse for wearing a mask all the time was because his mother had a virus-related quirk, and had to be careful

one day his dad was suddenly got really, really sick

the more he had an excuse to wear a mask because he didnt want to get whatever disease his father started to develop

sato started thinking it could be his mother (but why?) the results didn’t say anything about an unknown virus killing him (which is his mom’s quirk), and that his father really did contract a strong yet very normal disease

while on his second year in highschool, his father, yozo sato, died

apparently, without him knowing anything about his parents, his mother, oba sato, was actually under the dad’s infatuation quirk this whole time

she realised she wasn’t really in love with him when oba had accidentally allowed a drop of her saliva to fall into the meal she was making him, making him sick, and therefore making him weak enough to deactivate his quirk on her

oba, back in her college years, wanted to marry someone else but yozo, who had a crush on her wanted her to himself, used his quirk to make him fall in love with her

so in revenge for making her put up with him all these years to the point of marriage and having a kid, she continued to do this to his food

her quirk doesn’t make anybody sick enough to die, but it made her husband’s immune system weak enough to the point that it contracted a real, serious disease which he ended up dying from instead

sato only finds out the real story when he graduates from highschool, days right after his graduation the mom confesses it all

she does say she truly loves him, but can’t stay around him knowing he was technically “unconsensual love”

sato gets reminded of what his quirk does, and true enough, that’s what him and his quirk turned out to be (a sick combination of his mom and his dad)

they cant bear to be around each other after that revelation and decide to just not see each other again

COLLEGE YEARS

he enrolls into an education course, inspired by the kind principal who helped him finish his middleschool-highschool education when it all started going downhill

sato struggles paying for his college fees esp since he doesn’t exactly have his parents supporting him anymore, nor any contact with immediate family

he has a lot of part time jobs that go all around the clock, he continues pretending to be quirkless so he gets bullied, and has to deal with all that emotional baggage plus being alone so��….clearly my man is TIRED as hell

his side job hustles include: convenience store cashier, bookstore attendant, bar bouncer, and rookie gym trainer (he went to the local gym long enough for him to get recommended a job as a trainer)

college was that point where he starts developing a hardcore yearning for a companion because oh my god hes so lonELY (but cant)

ANYWAY SO

there’s this bully guy who always picks on him in college (for being “quirkless” and a loner and overall a fuckin weirdo with a mask)

tbh sato doesnt really give a shit he’s so used to it but he doesnt have his mother as an excuse to wear the mask anymore, this is where he starts forming the “I have bad breath” excuse

“口臭い” (kuchi kusai) translates to “bad breath” or “stinky mouth” so sato unlovingly gets nicknamed “kusato”

one day he’s walking around the campus at night and finds the bully with his gang cornering another quirkless student, with plans of assaulting her

sato was never the hero type, and was about to ignore the commotion as to not get involved, but something in him moved on its own and he found himself face to face with the gang

he confronts them, but the bully mocks both him and the girl for not having powers to stop them anyway

SIKE BITCH sato’s able to easily strike the other two guys, knock them off their feet enough to be able to tug the to-be victim aside, telling her to report them, before asking her to run away as fast as she can

none of the guys want that (they’re all students) so they have a full on brawl (and this isnt hero academy, its a totally normal university so I wouldn’t assume these guys had very impressive quirks)

except the main bully actually has a pretty decent quirk (he’s like a kinda half human half dragon with sharp claws, scales, and dragon eyes) and gets to injure sato with his sharp claws, seriously injuring his face

a part of his ear is also sort of sliced off, which is how his mask gets accidentally removed in the process

the dragon bully grabs him by the collar and starts angrily shouting at him for ruining his night, being able to do all this shit without a quirk and all and all other derogatory speech

“Well? what do you have to say for yourself?!“

Sato stays silent before spitting right into the bully’s mouth

The bully drops him immediately, about to angrily fuck him up for doing something super fucking gross but WHOOP WHOOP YOU KNOW WHATS BOUTTA HAPPEN the quirk works immediately and the bully is a TOTAL MESS on the ground

Im going to TLDR this part cos its…obviously nsfw but like: sato fully embarrasses him in public (beside the bully’s two colleges nonetheless)

sato stays in the hospital for some time to heal from his wounds

fortunately, afterwards, the bullies all get expelled

unfortunately for sato, he also gets expelled for engaging in bad behaviour, and the bully did say what happened to him (and the college principal did not want his…dangerous quirk on campus) so as to lower any incident, all four were expelled

at least without having to pay for college fees anymore, he could fully focus on paying for food, shelter, and clothes

minus of course the hospital bills needed to pay plus he got a sick ass scar from it anyway HAHAHAHA BSDJHJRHDHF

ADULT LIFE

he had a lot of jobs here and there, but was more or less doing best as a trainer at a local gym where people weren’t allowed to use their quirks and strengthen their body regularly

a few years went by and he eventually shrugged off everything that happened in his final college years but one day someone familiar walked into the gym! It was the fellow college student he saved!!!

she became a policewoman who wanted to get stronger in this quirkless friendly gym and hadn’t given up on her dreams of being a “hero,” inspired by how sato saved her that day

sato never really saw himself as some hero, he was left many nights alone thinking about how easily he could become a villain with his quirk, so hearing that really made him happy

he trains her as her gym coach and she eventually asks him to join her patrol this small part of the city from a gang that was currently going around doing crimes since he’s good at it anyway, saying she could use some extra hands hehe

so yeah!! he does this side gig with her where he patrols alongside her looking for gang crimes and such c:

AND ONE DAY. [WISTFUL SIGH] ONE DAY. HE FINDS SOMEBODY GETTING MUGGED BY A GANG MEMBER AND SAVES………A CERTAIN MAN–

thank you for reading all the way here!!!

feel free to ask for questions or for any clarifications 😭😭😭!!!!!!

#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha oc comeback #mha #bnha oc #mha oc #lionhe(art)#I know I havent exactly written stuff from meeting toshinori onwards #but thats for another day!!#I only ever wrote Sato's backstory pre meeting all might #yet all I drew as a teen was them as a couple lMAOOO #idk if anyone would wanna read that but honestly iM SURE THE STUDENTS WANT THAT SPICY RELATIONSHIP INFO JHSDJGHAJHJK #my 17-year old self would have been happy in my place ;;3;; !!!!!#i finally got to share his lore!! that was a lot so if you seriously read it all thank you so much aaaaaaaaaaaa #Osamu sato-sensei

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thedrag0nking · 3 years

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It was now midnight as koishi falls asleep in bed, yukari in the other hand let the girl sleep while she controls her body for a few minutes before sitting in the table surround herself with pictures of fond memories of friends, family before the catastrophic event while alone in the dead of night as she now begins to sing through the darkness.

" Baka mitai kodomo na no ne

Yume o otte kizutsuite

Uso ga heta na kuse ni

waraenai egao miseta... "

She scattered around the photos, one of them has the whole gang here, she began to shed tears staring at such a happy photo and Especially with Reimu, Ran and Chen.

" I love you mo roku ni iwanai

Kuchi beta de honma ni bukiyou

Na no ni na no ni doushite

Sayonara wa ieta no.... "

The horrific memories began to flood in her mind again, she began seeing them in her own eyes, the flashbacks of all her friends and family being dead, turned insane, or again turn to twisted kaiju. Her singing echos through out the dark .

" Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo

Anta ga suki de suki sugite

Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo

Yugamanai omoide ga baka mitai.... "

Yukari took off the hat, setting it aside her on the table, staring face down with her own tears dripping from her purple eyes. All she has left is koishi, and koishi alone. It's her job to keep both of them alive, whatever it takes.

She cannot afford to loose no one again.

#sad gap sage hours #muse

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ao3feed-haikyuu · 6 years

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how to set a gymnasium on fire in five simple steps

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pnHpRf

by littycabbage

kuchi gang: how the Fuck™ did you set a gym on fire

litty titty: it did it by itself *sweats and panics* do you know something that i dont owo

kenma: if you say owo one more time i'll castrate you

Words: 493, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Akaashi Keiji, Futakuchi Kenji, Yahaba Shigeru, Kozume Kenma, Shirabu Kenjirou, Ennoshita Chikara, Yamamoto Taketora

Relationships: listen im lazy so im not doing this

Additional Tags: haha - Freeform, Crack, This Is STUPID, What am I doing, next gen captains

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2pnHpRf

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #hq #ao3feed #fanfic #haikyu #ハイキュー!!

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ourworldofwderlust · 6 years

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HALONG BAY - 27. - 29. NOVEMBER 2017 Hallo mini liebe Fründe,

Hahaha, ich han denkt ich hegi letzt mal grad en Fuulheitsphase gha, aber dasmal hanis trotzdem na übertroffe. Ganzi drü wuche bini hinedri. Aber mr erlebt sovill, muen au vill plane und ja, denn chani mich nöt überwinde na was zschriebe. Aber ezt hani chli was woni eu will schriebe. Enjoyy!! 27. November 2017 Wiedermal früäh ufstah, tralala. zmorge het Frenchtoast gäh. Mit öbe zeh fremde Lüüt sind mr uf chline Kindergartestüehl um de Tisch gsesse. Han glaubs ih mim Lebe nanie so schnell gesse, will ich denkt han euse Guide chönd jede Moment cho!! Alles um suscht. De Typ isch natürli erscht öbe 30min spöter cho. Anway, 3 Stündigi Fahrt zum Hafe wartet uf eus. T Fahrt isch nöt würki spannend gsi. Gschlafe händ mr und bettet, dass mr bald en Stopp mached, will mr eus susch jede Moment it Hose brünzlet. und TADAAA. scho haltemer ah inkl. öbe 3 Milllione anderne Lüt. Ih dem riiiiesige Lade het mr alles chönne chaufe. Vo Schmuck, Möbel bis zu Snacks. Scho voller Luscht sind mr grad zum Snack Regal übere grännt. T Priiiise sind jenseits vo Guet und Bös gsi.. Ich meine, ich han die Lindt Schoggi gseh. Die schööni, feeini Lindt Schoggitaffle. Die händ gaaanzi 9 Franke für das welle. Ich meine hallo? Sie isch ja scho guet, aber ich meine 9 fr? Chani da in Asie en Übernachtig zahle haha. Trotzdem händ mr zuegschlage natürli sind mr OHNI DIE ÜBERTÜÜRTI LINDTSCHOGGI at Kasse ahgstande. uund witier gaht t Fahrt. Am Hafe acho, händ mr zerscht mal en rundi döte gwartet. und denn sind mr mitemen chline Böötli döt ussegfahre. Uuu viel Schiffli häts döte gha. Und daaa isch euses! Öbe zeh Vietnamese winked eus zue. Haha. An Bord ahcho und nur gstuunet. Sooo schön isch es gsi. Suuber, hammer Service! im obere Deck, wo mir au gesse händ, hät eus T Anna begrüesst. Han t helfti nöt verstande, aber isch u en netti gsi. Nachdem sie fertig gschwätzt hät, sind mr abe it Kabine und händ eus ihgrichtet. Und denn wieder ue, wiiiiill, oh ja, es giiit zmittaag!! Ah eusem Tischli hät es Briefli gha, wo drufgstande isch, was es alles git. Vo Suppe bis Dessert. Es 5 Gang Menu. OH JA! Läck isch das guet gsii! s witere Programm isch gsi, dass mr go Kayake gönd. Hahah, de Oli und ich hend eus scho ahglueget. Erwähnenswert isch, dass euses letzte Kayak Erlebnis nöt de hammer gsi isch haha. Churz gseit, ich has zstreng gfunde und er het t Arbet gmacht. Aber nöt dasmal!!! :-P Churz it Kabine abe, Bikini und Badhose welle ahlege… und da seit de Oli. Fuck, hey, han mini Badhose nöt!! hahah. Ich luege chli dur de Koffer.. jaa geil, ich han mini beide BIKINIS au nööööt. Ja wo sind dänn die schöne Schätz.. *ratterratterratter* machts ih eusem Hiiirni! Jap,jap - die sind na in Myanmar. Ufm Balkon am henge. MINI SCHÖÖNE BIKIIIINIIS! Schniff, Schniff. Aber ezt händ mr leider ke zyt meh zum s Problem löse, will mir münd go Kayake. Beidi chli gnervt uf das Teil druf gstiege und siehe da, mir händs vill besser im Griff gha als letzt Mal. Usser, dass de oli Blattere ah de t Duume becho het und sich am Abig mit Pflästerli zuedeckt hät. Nachm Kayake händ mr Zyt zur ferie Verüägig gha, wo mr LEIDER nöt händ chöne im Whirlpool verbringe, will mr ebe kei Badsache gha händ und nackt ie gah isch leider au kei Option gsi, wil mr zvil Lüt gsi sind. Haha. Mir händs trotzdem zoberstobe ufm Dekc na gnosse. T Ussicht isch traumhaft gsi. Denn hend mr en chlini “Kochkurs” gha. Fresh Springroll händ mr gmacht. Sauguet! Wenn Mir Dich gern händ,, kochemer die mal für Dich. Und denn gits endlich wieder znacht! Again! 5GANG MENU! da dra chöntemer eus grad gwöhne haha. Ufm Schiff häts zwei Päärli, wo Ihri Honeymoon gfiiret händ. Es jungs spanischs Päärli, wo mit de Familie it Flitterwuche isch. Warum mr das macht, böö, hani au kei ahnig. Und s zweite Päärli isch chli es elters gsi und au frisch verhüüratet. T anna, t Chefin vo de Crew, isch drüber informiert worde,dass ebe t Honeymoon Ferie vo dene sind. Die herzigi Anna wieder oder!!? Die ganz Crew het sie ahgstifet zum en Überraschig mache. Jede vo dene het was ih de Händ treit; Champagner, Rose, Cherzli usw. Sowie bim Rebeliechtliumzug sind die vo de Kuchi zu eus gloffe. Natüli mitemne ultrakitschige Lied. Wartet, da hanis!! Extra für eu gsuechet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLq2mc5IZk De oli chönts übrigens au singe, aber naja, weiss nöt inwiefern das schön wär haha. Anyway, was bi dem mega super romantische Uftritt luschtig gsi isch isch, dass die Lüt, zweimal um de Tisch gloffe sind, wills nöt gwüsst händ, welli Päärli e sind. Recht witzig gsi. Nachm esse sind mr grad go pfüsele. Morn gahts witer ufen Usflug. 28. November 2017 Kayake, Caves, Ussichtspünkt - die Sache stönd hüt ufm Programm. Mir sind die einzige gsi, wo das Programm gha händ, will die andere hend nur ei Nacht buechet. Mitemne Böötli sind mr mit eusem Privateguide zu dere Gruppe wo de Tagesufsflug stattgfunde hät. S Schiffli erreicht, sind mr zumne elter Päärli angehocket. Beidi Türke. Sie wohnt in Istanbul und er in Stockholm. Mir händs sooo guet und luschtig mit ihne gha. Hend fein gesse, vill Sache entdeckt, am oli sini t Duume na meh beschädigt dur s Kayake. Todmüed sind mr wieder hei gange resp zu eusem Schiff. Uu hungrig hend mr versuecht drüü Stund z überbrücke bis euses Znachtesse parat gsi isch. Am Abig sind mr na go “SQUID FISHING” go mache. S het demit geendert das mini Fischerruete kaputt gange isch. Hahah. und äh nei, mir händ kein Squid gfange. LOGO oder?! Guet Nacht.

29. November 2017 Hüt früäh ufgstande, go zmörgele und alles packt. Letzti Aktivität de grössti CAVE go bsueche und denn wieder hei fahre. Mir händs aber nöt so toll gfunde, wills eifach zviiiiel zviiel Lüt gha hät. Mir händ halt geschter wunderschöni Ört gseh gha. Zrug an Board, namal gesse und ab an Hafe gfahre. Am Hafe ahcho, händ mr eewigs umegwartet und keeein Bus isch cho. Leck isch das müehsam gsi!! Normalerwiis würs mich nöt störe, aber mir händ am Abig en Rückflug gha und da de t Fahrt öbe 4h gange isch, bini nöt grad beruhig gsi. AAABER nach seehr seehr langem warte hets denn klappet. Flüger verwütscht und tadaaa mir in DA NANG ahcho. Viel Spass bim Bilder ahluege.

dicke Schmatz

debby und oli

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shaneufhawaii2019 · 5 years

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Samstig 10.08.2019

Hüt hani mini erst Feriewohnig ganz ellei möse putze. Min Rooomie isch nemli a dem Tag abgreist und het drum no packt und gwäscht und alles nötige. I ha mir drum ganz luut 80er Musig laufe gloh und han singend s Bad igschümt und d Kuchi pützlet und eis Fest mit mir und em Putzmitel gha :) Aber zum die ganz Wohnig ellei uf Vordermaa zbringe isch scho streng gsi. Drum isches denn am Nomitag au uuuusfürhlich an Strand sünnele gange. I bin jo eigentlich würkli nöd so de Strändler gsi, aber do in Hawaii wird mo da irgendwie mega automatisch. Wani aber lieb isch eifach döte zhocke, de Welle zuezluege und e guets Hörspiel lose. Da machi würkli schüüülig gern! Am Obed bevor mir an Flughafe sind, simmer denn no alli zeme go Thailändisch esse bim Lieblingsthailänder vo mim “eigentliche Arbeitsgeber”. Well de aber zur Zit gad ide Schwiz isch ischer leider nöd debi gsi, aber es isch bi ihm so e tradition, dasser d Workies immer als Dankeschön vor de Abreis eimol döt iladet. So herzig! Und WOOOOW da Esse döt isch würkli de hammer gsi und es het mi echt dezue inspiriert villicht i mine witere Reisemönet mol in Thailand verbizluege... Aber mol luege wa d Ziit so bringe wird :) Ufjedefall hemmer mini Schwizer-Workawayfründinn denn uf de Flughafe brocht und denn s neue Meitli gad mit ufgschnapped. Sie isch 20gi, us Dütschland und studiert döte Englisch. Haaallo Anglizismus :) (wenigstens ghöri jetzt no es müü meh Englisch als vorher, woni jo eigentlich uf Hawaii gange bin zum Englisch lerne ;)) Sie isch au vo afang ah sehr sympatisch gsi aber au uh müed vo de Reis und drum simmer denn au früeh go schlofe.

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rockybloo · 7 years

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Two characters I made last week. The black haired one used to be an intimidating and powerful sukeban...until some shiat went down and her now ex-boyfriend sliced up her mouth so she looks like Kuchisake-onna. Thus why she wears that face mask. Her entire gang abandoned her and joined the gang her ex was in charge of. This caused her to snap and, as a last brutal act before disappearing, she killed her ex and left bits of his sliced up body around the city. She even went so far as making a map and sending it to the rival gang before she seemingly vanished. Bubblegum is the exact opposite of her slit-mouth friend as she is very extroverted. Bubblegum is also just a nickname, her normal name is unknown. She actually moved in from out of two and is still trying to learn everything about the city, including the gangs. Bubblegum intends to help Kuchisake out simply because no one seems willing to and she's always wanted to be part of a girl gang. Kuchi has a difficult time trusting others but ended up with her sidekick only because Bubblegum seemed useful...poor Kuchisake gurl ended up getting attached. These two work together to take down the gang that ruined Kuchi's life and give her a second chance at being a sukeban.

#bubblegum #kuchi #my art

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debbel21-blog · 6 years

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HALONG BAY - 27. - 29. NOVEMBER 2017 Hallo mini liebe Fründe,

Hahaha, ich han denkt ich hegi letzt mal grad en Fuulheitsphase gha, aber dasmal hanis trotzdem na übertroffe. Ganzi drü wuche bini hinedri. Aber mr erlebt sovill, muen au vill plane und ja, denn chani mich nöt überwinde na was zschriebe. Aber ezt hani chli was woni eu will schriebe. Enjoyy!! 27. November 2017 Wiedermal früäh ufstah, tralala. zmorge het Frenchtoast gäh. Mit öbe zeh fremde Lüüt sind mr uf chline Kindergartestüehl um de Tisch gsesse. Han glaubs ih mim Lebe nanie so schnell gesse, will ich denkt han euse Guide chönd jede Moment cho!! Alles um suscht. De Typ isch natürli erscht öbe 30min spöter cho. Anway, 3 Stündigi Fahrt zum Hafe wartet uf eus. T Fahrt isch nöt würki spannend gsi. Gschlafe händ mr und bettet, dass mr bald en Stopp mached, will mr eus susch jede Moment it Hose brünzlet. und TADAAA. scho haltemer ah inkl. öbe 3 Milllione anderne Lüt. Ih dem riiiiesige Lade het mr alles chönne chaufe. Vo Schmuck, Möbel bis zu Snacks. Scho voller Luscht sind mr grad zum Snack Regal übere grännt. T Priiiise sind jenseits vo Guet und Bös gsi.. Ich meine, ich han die Lindt Schoggi gseh. Die schööni, feeini Lindt Schoggitaffle. Die händ gaaanzi 9 Franke für das welle. Ich meine hallo? Sie isch ja scho guet, aber ich meine 9 fr? Chani da in Asie en Übernachtig zahle haha. Trotzdem händ mr zuegschlage natürli sind mr OHNI DIE ÜBERTÜÜRTI LINDTSCHOGGI at Kasse ahgstande. uund witier gaht t Fahrt. Am Hafe acho, händ mr zerscht mal en rundi döte gwartet. und denn sind mr mitemen chline Böötli döt ussegfahre. Uuu viel Schiffli häts döte gha. Und daaa isch euses! Öbe zeh Vietnamese winked eus zue. Haha. An Bord ahcho und nur gstuunet. Sooo schön isch es gsi. Suuber, hammer Service! im obere Deck, wo mir au gesse händ, hät eus T Anna begrüesst. Han t helfti nöt verstande, aber isch u en netti gsi. Nachdem sie fertig gschwätzt hät, sind mr abe it Kabine und händ eus ihgrichtet. Und denn wieder ue, wiiiiill, oh ja, es giiit zmittaag!! Ah eusem Tischli hät es Briefli gha, wo drufgstande isch, was es alles git. Vo Suppe bis Dessert. Es 5 Gang Menu. OH JA! Läck isch das guet gsii! s witere Programm isch gsi, dass mr go Kayake gönd. Hahah, de Oli und ich hend eus scho ahglueget. Erwähnenswert isch, dass euses letzte Kayak Erlebnis nöt de hammer gsi isch haha. Churz gseit, ich has zstreng gfunde und er het t Arbet gmacht. Aber nöt dasmal!!! :-P Churz it Kabine abe, Bikini und Badhose welle ahlege... und da seit de Oli. Fuck, hey, han mini Badhose nöt!! hahah. Ich luege chli dur de Koffer.. jaa geil, ich han mini beide BIKINIS au nööööt. Ja wo sind dänn die schöne Schätz.. *ratterratterratter* machts ih eusem Hiiirni! Jap,jap - die sind na in Myanmar. Ufm Balkon am henge. MINI SCHÖÖNE BIKIIIINIIS! Schniff, Schniff. Aber ezt händ mr leider ke zyt meh zum s Problem löse, will mir münd go Kayake. Beidi chli gnervt uf das Teil druf gstiege und siehe da, mir händs vill besser im Griff gha als letzt Mal. Usser, dass de oli Blattere ah de t Duume becho het und sich am Abig mit Pflästerli zuedeckt hät. Nachm Kayake händ mr Zyt zur ferie Verüägig gha, wo mr LEIDER nöt händ chöne im Whirlpool verbringe, will mr ebe kei Badsache gha händ und nackt ie gah isch leider au kei Option gsi, wil mr zvil Lüt gsi sind. Haha. Mir händs trotzdem zoberstobe ufm Dekc na gnosse. T Ussicht isch traumhaft gsi. Denn hend mr en chlini “Kochkurs” gha. Fresh Springroll händ mr gmacht. Sauguet! Wenn Mir Dich gern händ,, kochemer die mal für Dich. Und denn gits endlich wieder znacht! Again! 5GANG MENU! da dra chöntemer eus grad gwöhne haha. Ufm Schiff häts zwei Päärli, wo Ihri Honeymoon gfiiret händ. Es jungs spanischs Päärli, wo mit de Familie it Flitterwuche isch. Warum mr das macht, böö, hani au kei ahnig. Und s zweite Päärli isch chli es elters gsi und au frisch verhüüratet. T anna, t Chefin vo de Crew, isch drüber informiert worde,dass ebe t Honeymoon Ferie vo dene sind. Die herzigi Anna wieder oder!!? Die ganz Crew het sie ahgstifet zum en Überraschig mache. Jede vo dene het was ih de Händ treit; Champagner, Rose, Cherzli usw. Sowie bim Rebeliechtliumzug sind die vo de Kuchi zu eus gloffe. Natüli mitemne ultrakitschige Lied. Wartet, da hanis!! Extra für eu gsuechet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRLq2mc5IZk De oli chönts übrigens au singe, aber naja, weiss nöt inwiefern das schön wär haha. Anyway, was bi dem mega super romantische Uftritt luschtig gsi isch isch, dass die Lüt, zweimal um de Tisch gloffe sind, wills nöt gwüsst händ, welli Päärli e sind. Recht witzig gsi. Nachm esse sind mr grad go pfüsele. Morn gahts witer ufen Usflug. 28. November 2017 Kayake, Caves, Ussichtspünkt - die Sache stönd hüt ufm Programm. Mir sind die einzige gsi, wo das Programm gha händ, will die andere hend nur ei Nacht buechet. Mitemne Böötli sind mr mit eusem Privateguide zu dere Gruppe wo de Tagesufsflug stattgfunde hät. S Schiffli erreicht, sind mr zumne elter Päärli angehocket. Beidi Türke. Sie wohnt in Istanbul und er in Stockholm. Mir händs sooo guet und luschtig mit ihne gha. Hend fein gesse, vill Sache entdeckt, am oli sini t Duume na meh beschädigt dur s Kayake. Todmüed sind mr wieder hei gange resp zu eusem Schiff. Uu hungrig hend mr versuecht drüü Stund z überbrücke bis euses Znachtesse parat gsi isch. Am Abig sind mr na go “SQUID FISHING” go mache. S het demit geendert das mini Fischerruete kaputt gange isch. Hahah. und äh nei, mir händ kein Squid gfange. LOGO oder?! Guet Nacht.

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