As a person who loves workers' rights, math, and the Fast & Furious movies, the "a company will pay you $1,000 to watch all the Fast & Furious movies" headline/gimmick from earlier this year will not leave my brain.
As a Labor Day treat, let's do the math:
The company will also pay $100 for expenses, but it's unclear whether that's a flat payment or if you have to submit for reimbursement.
We're going to leave it out of this calculation.
The ten Fast & Furious movies (main series only) have a total runtime of 20.7 hours.
That makes the hourly rate $48.31, which sounds great.
However, you aren't just watching the movies.
The point is to track the damages of the car crashes so they can estimate the insurance impact of the movies.
This is going to add some time.
Assuming you're only tracking the damage to cars, you're going to do a lot of pausing and rewinding and notetaking to make sure you catch everything and get the right car types.
It's unclear if this assignment only includes the main cars or the collateral damage.
The first movie is more straightforward and consolidated; later movies have significant amounts of collateral damage.
For easy math, we'll assume an average of 2 extra hours per movie.
Your total time is now 40.7 hours, which works out to an hourly rate of $24.57.
You have nearly halved your hourly rate.
Then there are the indirect costs.
You're a contractor and may have more complicated taxes.
The company running the gimmick claims the right to use your work for an article on their website.
Said company's entire reason for being is to generate ad revenue.
Not to mention how the rewinding and notetaking will impact your enjoyment of the movies.
Verdict, based on a love of workers' rights, math, and the Fast & Furious movies: Not worth it.
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personally im never gonna outright say about a piece of media "oh this universe doesnt need any more stories told" for a lot of reasons but i do absolutely think a lotta ppl in charge of getting the Stories Told are dogshit at choosing which ones to tell. like yes there is sooo much to do with star wars but they always wanna do the jedi and not some random ass bullshit that could be really fun like zooming in on some "nobody" like a space janitor at a space restaurant in a story that has nothing to do with the resistance or the empire and is just fucking "heres life for this random schmuck in the star wars universe"
okay honestly i think you could sell me a story from fucking any franchise thats just "here is a story about this random fuck and it has literally fucking nothing to do with the main plotline besides being in the same universe" bc so long as its done fucking WELL thats just. so fucking good. but noooo they always gotta do prequels and sequels and reintroduce fan favorites and all that fucking bullshit
...but also idk maybe im just a weirdo who loves minutiae like. the more fucking tiny and random the details you pull from the more im into it. bonus points if you also bring the logistics and drudgery of the universe into it.
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IT’S LIKE THERE’S A ROPE ATTACHED TO MY CHEST AND IT KEEPS PULLING ME TOWARDS YOU. btw. if you even care. and you know who that reminds me of. god i can’t even get into that tonight don’t even ask me about it.
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my awesome movie list of 2013:
dallas buyers club (dir. jean-marc vallée)
ain't them bodies saints (dir. david lowery)
august: osage county (dir. john wells)
mandela: long walk to freedom (dir. justin chadwick)
american hustle (dir. david o. russell)
the wolf of wall street (dir. martin scorsese)
starred up (dir. david mckenzie)
blood brother (dir. steve hoover)
only lovers left alive (dir. jim jarmusch)
gravity (dir. alfonso cuarón)
blue is the warmest color (dir. abdellatif kechiche)
blue jasmine (dir. woody allen)
prisoners (dir. denis villeneuve)
labor day (dir. jason reitman)
inside llewyn davis (dir. joel & ethan coen)
the butler (dir. lee daniels)
captain phillips (dir. paul greengrass)
her. (dir. spike jonze)
12 years a slave (dir. steve mcqueen)
enemy (dir. denis villeneuve)
monsters university (dir. dan scanlon)
enough said (dir. nicole holofcener)
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I am snuggling my hen, Eunice and watching an old western on tv with the hubs. Eunice is very sick. I honestly will be surprised if she pulls through. I am trying all that seems reasonable to help her 💛
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