#like cmon now. come ON now

[milkymeaty]

do people really still think glados is chells mom........ at this point u might as well have a big fucking sign over ur head that reads "not too fond of lesbians" lol

#like cmon now. come ON now #yeah thats probably a little mean and u know what if u dont ship chelldos literally who fucking cares #but this whole constant ''but isnt she chells mom???'' shit needs to stop lol #idk if u just never got into the fandom or if u just never saw any other posts talking about it i dont care but for the love of GOD #stop with this fucking shit PLEASE LMAO its so fucking annoying man god fucking christ #how do u have the ppl who damn the damn game literally TELL YOU that chell and glados' relationship was meant to be romantic #AND U STILL THINK SHES HER MOM??????? #''but but!!! the potato project!! the bring ur daughter to work day fair!!!!!!'' do we just not have critical thinking skills anymore #whatever man yall are so annoying lol chell isnt white glados sang a breakup song to her it had a romantic subplot to it #u just don't like cool baller lesbians lol go find a different fandom 👋🏽 #i probably sound sooooo mean but i literally do not care ppl are ANNOYING today UGH #meaty babbles #portal #chelldos

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[autism-corner]

LEVI FROM @bubbiedubs!!!!

#discaimer: opinion. #like whatever you like but. cmon =v= #you know shes literally nothing like THAT in canon and all of you refuse to remember that #anyway draw levi fat and fem. now. #THANK YOU BUBBIEDUBS FOR LETTING ME USE HER <333 YOURE AWESOME #obey me #obey me leviathan #sillyposting #whoops also forgot to replace susan with MC. dont come for me :)

[mayxo-hxh]

People who think Illumi is serious 24/7 and portray him as such drive me crazy have u seen that goofy ass man... Hes sarcastic and jokes in a twisted sense of humor only he gets all the time and he literally says "Yo" to greet people he's serious when needs to be but he is GOOFY

Like look at this guy. Goofy as fuck

I think the biggest giveaway to his goofiness is gittarackur. Out of all persona disguises to create he created the goofiest man that is always smiling and twitching and cracking when he moves like come on now. He is so very not serious

LIKE EVEN HISOKA SEES HIM AS A SILLY GUY LOOK AT HOW HE DEPICTS HIM IN HIS TOY BOX. SILLY BOY :33333

#Honestly cannot read fics where he is just a business poker face guy that has never smiled in his life. like be soooo unserious for a second #hisoillu are a goofyxgoofy couple not a seriousxgoofy one cmon now!!! #its what makes them charming and unique COME ON NOWWW #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #hunter x hunter #hxh #hisoka #hisoka morow #illumi #illumi zoldyck #my post #yapping

[comradekatara]

very sinister to me whenever i see posts that are like “it’s so cute/romantic how zuko is a dick to every member of the gaang except for [the one op happens to ship him with]!” first of all, the notion that “a troubled guy who is rude to everyone but you” is somehow a sweet romantic ideal is just eminently problematic. no one should want a boyfriend (or girlfriend, or partner of any kind) who is an asshole to all your friends and loved ones and everyone they’ve ever met, even if they’re the sweetest kindest cuddliest person when you’re alone. that’s just an obvious red flag. but also, it’s not even true?? zuko treats every member of the gaang like shit at some point during the latter half of book 3, even if he is also (somewhat) nice to them at other points. he yells at katara about “how unfair it is that she doesn’t trust him yet” (it’s not. it’s totally deserved), he brusquely dismisses toph’s feelings when she tries to open up to him about her childhood trauma, he basically mocks and belittles aang for clinging to the remnants of his culture that zuko’s direct forefathers literally wiped off the planet (which he does in multiple episodes, btw), he exploits sokka’s photographic memory for his own ends after interrupting his date to force him to recount one of the most traumatic days of his entire life like sokka is just there to be his genius butler or something, and he mostly just seems to pretend that suki doesn’t even exist. this also goes for every other character btw, including mai, ty lee, jin, song, jet, or whomever else you may ship him with. the only character zuko is consistently nice to is that kid lee from “zuko alone,” bc he’s healing his inner child or whatever. so romanticize the fact that zuko is inexplicably good with kids all you want, but when it comes to dating, i actually think zuko should take a vow of abstinence for at least the next decade or so.

#zuko #hot takes #okay….. listen…… #I SWEAR I don’t hate zuko #it feels like all my posts abt him lately are just tearing into the poor guy ruthlessly #but I’m not a zuko hater!!!! that is my son actually #it just bothers me (a lot) how much ppl are willing to whitewash him for whatever personal agenda they may have #so it’s not that I don’t love zuko #it’s just that I don’t love zuko MORE than I love the other characters #the selective memory and defensiveness when it comes to zuko fans is just. astounding. like cmon now #also I do believe in volcel zuko like I am dead srs abt that #technically it’s more nuanced than that but like. that’s truly the gist of it #hashtag free mai hashtag let my girl live #etc etc

[stars-n-spice]

everyday I thank the Force that Tech's love interest is a black woman. god bless

#like the bad batch is already whitewashed enough as is #too many white people in star wars anyways #give em poc partners #give em alien partners #like CMON #am i biased because i'm a biracial guy #yeah maybe but still #i love her so much #need her to have her own comic or book series or tv series or SOMETHING #will not tolerate phee slander #some of the shit i've seen people say about her is absolutely disgusting #this is just me loving phee and also being bitter about how white star wars is (including their fan base) #cmon it's star wars in a galaxy far far away and you're going to make your oc white?? #like ok sure but #cmon now #anyways tech come back #or i'm stealing your wife #phee genoa #tbb #the bad batch

[aurorangen]

It was just their typical morning before work until Vincent casually brought up the topic of the future and kids to Renee. However, their conversation was interrupted by a phone call from his law firm. His schedule can be so busy at times and he needed to get there early. Today was also the day he would meet his new paralegal and he's hoping his job would be much easier with their help.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #postcard legacy #postcard gen 3 #renee reichmann #vincent kingsley #the long awaited kid talk! cmon i need to play with infants agaaaain! #you guys are like make it happen now BUT NO story comes first 😏 #hes a lawyer shes a detective yes i planned this from the start 😊 #and im finally playing it! #lookin so damn fine in that suit vince

[feline-evil]

Hiding my shirt that says 'i am not normal about narratives that imply an inanimate inhabited structure is a living breathing organism' as i walk into a board room and pitch my idea that we should make more horror revolving around living architecture

#jay talkin #I JUST. I JUST. i'm thinking about old haunted house movies that have this grimy sticky feeling to the house #where the evil is not just afflicted to wood and bricksbut eminates from it as a hatred #the house itself hates you. the voice screaming get out is born on the vocal chords of the hallway #i am also thinking about The Hotel the podcast you should all already be streaming CHOP CHOP CMON NOW #which is of course a more unique and i would say more abstract sister to this concept #(said deeply positively the concepts and horror explored make my brain ping pong rapidly) #which is another reason you should be listening because it does its own thing that i think you should listen to and discover yrself :) #(and also it is far more than this this is just a tiny SLITHER of what is explored go listen NEOW) #and i am also thinking about. drum roll please. you know whats coming. yes it could be nothing else #kitty horrorshows anatomy which is TO THIS DAY one of the best and most influential games upon me i have played #a game that pushes this concept to its core grotesque emotional fleshy pulp and runs with it #anatomy is a game that breeds in anxiety and discomfort and bleeds a sincere love in the horror it portrays #that love is something i yearn to see in horror media! it is also present in the hotel AHEM AHEM #but yes anatomy is an experience like no other that you really should experience for yourself #(glances down at my shirt) um. um ok so ill leave the board meeting now thank you for listening #dear god my pain medcin kicked in and i instantly became the worlds least normal man didnt i. WELL!!! thats all of youse problem now

[fiendishartist2]

nexpo. nexpo please.

#I HATE IT I HATE IT AUUGGGHHHHHHH #i was on the edge of my seat i was so excited for his interpretation and the second he said ''care doesnt exist'' ohhhhhh i was cheering #and then he drops ''marvin imagined he had a daughter but he actually had a son :)'' like. cmon man seriously #you put together all of the evidence. you come to the right conclusion. and then you just throw it all out the window #:( #petscop is all about interpretations and its all about making your own conclusion and reasoning #but man do i fucking hate ''paul was forced to live as a girl'' theories soooo much. is it that hard to imagine hes just trans??? #ugh #now idk if i want to watch the rest of the video -_- #petscop

[godofstupidsentences]

I have SO MANY THOUGHTS about the new heartbreak high s2 trailer

#amerie in a love triangle with some new guy??? #don’t get me wrong I absolutely didn’t want her with spider but I kinda expected for something between them to happen yk #well good for her #on this same note #MISSY WHAT ARE YOU DOING #IK YOU SAID YOU LIKE WHITE BOYS NOW BUT CMON #SPIDER??? #unexpected #ngl I hope the ship won’t sail bc my girl deserves so much better💀 #but we’ll see #ant x harper is also such an unexpected pair💀 #not sure about how I feel about them #oh I barely saw dusty?? when dreams come true #and cash!!! my baby looked so good in his 2sec of screentime!! #I’ve missed you cash #I don’t particularly care for the new characters rn but we’ll see #im very curious about how they’ll handle the whole Harper s1 plotline #expectations are high guys #let me know what you thought of the trailer! #heartbreak high

[cannibal-nightmares]

wait a second...

I dont have the capacity to thoroughly ramble at this very moment but I just gasped with a realization and had to stop drawing to write this down

i know some of the characters (Death) refer to stein as "doctor," the fandom jokes about Stein not actually having a phd, and then NOT kind of playing devil's advocate to his supposed title but.. What if Stein's self-label as a doctor is a delusion of grandeur?

Furthermore--and something I have been thinking about and have been wanting to write an analysis post on--is when Stein suspects Medusa as a witch.. We as the audience know she is, but the characters don't. Although he was correct (and you could assume something of soul perception + he's not an idiot when he and Maka find Medusa in the alleyway), he didn't have concrete evidence until the gala. Was that a deliberate depiction of paranoia and accusation? Did he not trust himself to say anything more outright because of formed self-doubt in his past experiences with paranoia?

And, hey, while we're here, let's talk about Stein's obsession with religious imagery. In this essay I will be explaining why Professor Franken Stein from anime and manga series, "Soul Eater" is a perfect, thoroughly nuanced+covert, and respectful representation of schizophreni--

#at this point i have no idea how much is nuance or coincidence w this series #but i have this huge theory about stein being the.. writing point (ie not to say “main character”) of SE and.. and FF.. #i'll be coming back to that thought when i finish FF #no like fr cmon now wait hang on hear me out hold on plz #schizophrenia representation #soul eater #soul eater stein #stein #franken stein #actually schizospec #actually schizophrenic

[himejoshikaeya]

it's always bizarre to me when white ppl admit to not having any friends of colour, especially online friends. because, like, sure, if you live in idk poland, it makes sense that u don't have any friends of colour irl, but ? online ? where you can talk to literally ANYBODY from all over the globe ? and you still don't have any friends of colour ? i think you might be the problem there bud...

#cacophony of kaliya #racism #idk just thinking out loud #especially if ur queer idc #how come everyone in a friend group r queer xenogenders but theres not a single black person in said group #like cmon now...

[todayisafridaynight]

kats (and dog)

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku ishin #yakuza series #yakuza ishin #like a dragon ishin #masato arakawa #ryuji goda #katsu rintaro #saigo kichinosuke #snap sketches #ishin aint out yet and im already on the history shenanigans #am i wrong for that tho. cmon. cmon we saw this coming #masato can stand in ishin but not to me im gluing his ass to the floor #ok bye now

[felixiskandar]

im with the shippers on this one tbqh. like why are they doing all that if carmen and syd arent meant to be

#LISTEN season 1? yes they are besties #SEASON 2? carmen got a big ol crush on sydney wether we want it or NOT #like cmon now. he loses his virgenity has a panic attack next morning and only thinking abt sydney calms him. the fuck #the way he looks up when sydney comes back at the end of season 1 #constantly reassuring her her cooking is fine when testing out dishes #ive seen posts talking about carmy not being able to handle the thought of upsetting sidney and is just. yeah #idc if they r just friends but the editing in this show they are playing w ppls feelings #is like destiel except its actually possible on both parts????? #i feel like if this show ends without even a hint theyll end together this tag will never know peace ever again do you hear me #the bear fx #the bear #the bear hulu

[elminster-big-naturals]

its honestly very funny when you see someone in this fandom who has very clearly fallen into a fandom microcosm and seem to have forgotten what the actual state of normality is. you see someone posting some nonsense like "it's actually okay to ship m/f pairings its okay if you prefer m/f pairing" like you're telling me it's okay to enjoy men and women interacting romantically in a predominantly straight fandom in a predominantly straight media form in a predominantly straight society??? yo that's wild!!!!! i truly can't believe it!!!!!!!! i also can't believe you personally are apparently under the thumb of some sort of all powerful gay cabal that's oppressing quote unquote straight people, do you perhaps have their urls and contact details so i can definitely avoid them at all costs....?

#and you know what it IS valid if you prefer m/f ships. you do you. but trying to frame it as some sort of alternate minority is......... #baby it is tone deaf AT BEST. especially in today's climate. and yes my fellow bisexuals that includes us! #we can have dialogues about biphobia without acting like we are being whipped and beaten for enjoying m/f content lmao cmon now. #it's giving “EVERYONE loves astarion” when in fact you literally can't have a convo anywhere off tumblr abt him without 50 chuds coming out #of the woodwork to tell you that they staked him immediately because (insert massive amounts of homophobia here). you are DEMENTED.

[microcebusarnholdi]

i'm starting a petition to give Maurice a pet kitten

#rusty spotted kitten so that it's the right size for him #cmon this guy NEEDS a pet kitten #ahkj episode where he comes back home with a kitten like “i found him in the trash so he's mine now” #ahkj #all hail king julien #ahkj maurice