#like when I was a physical baby

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hey May 31th anon! （*´▽｀*）It’s been another year already! I hope you’re well. Thinking of you! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

#may 31th anon #drawing john is always such a good time for me :) #you little circular angry man #when you are reading this it is actually may 21th for me #I'm scheduling this post because I currently cannot percieve weekdays for some reason #last week I didn't realize it was my grandpa's birthday!! and when I remembered it was already 8pm and I was so sorry #luckly he didn't mind at all #grandma was not angry either she just said remember when you had croup? I can't believe that you went out and had croup #like when I was a physical baby #I did not go out and got croup recently #but I did have a very fun city trip last week!! I went to Münster! c: #I saw MANY baby ducks #and friends you won't believe it #I was window shopping at those fancy little stores #and there was this one expensive furniture and decor store with all those little vases and candles #and in the middle of all of this #proudly on display #was a BBC SHERLOCK HOLMES mug #I cannot describe what I was feeling in this moment #it felt illegal #but it was a very cute mug #it was probably very expensive but I wish I had bought it!! #but my bag was already full of this little fruit snack I had bought earlier #do you know that melon goes bad very quickly if you carry it around Münster for 6 hours in 25 degrees celcius #I did not #(I still ate it) #have a good day friends <3 :)

[eff-plays]

#yes i know everyone's giffed this to hell and back #yes i know i don't have the paid camera mod (??) #but listen!! what i do have ... is LOVE #for that last shot in particular look at how soft and confused he is!!! #BABY!!! #and when they first move in for a hug he's like 'wtf are u doing. i'm pouring out my soul here and you're trying to get physical?' #and then he fuckin ... realizes what's happening and is so startled #ignore hira's poor tail clipping through their pants #bg3 #bg3 edit #astarion x tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #worsties to lovers #oc: hiraeth

[br1ghtestlight]

cute <3

#bob and linda aren't usually that physical w/ each other just because Bob isn't that physically affectionate in general i dont think #but when they ARE physically affectionate its like the cutest thing ever!! babies!!!! #txt #bob's burgers #boblin

[lgbtlunaverse]

Payment for surrogacy gets really complicated because on one hand paying for it means most surrogates will end up being lower class women who need the money and will be easier to exploit, something which is rife in the current implementation of surrogacy, but on the other hand being pregnant is genuinely like body horror to me and I think that if you go through that for someone else you should get a billion dollars.

#surrogacy #this is a joke post but also like... no i'm being serious #i understand why paying for something potentially dangerous is immoral #on the other hand... this undermining of consent is the basis our entire capitalistic system lives on #to force people into exhausting cruel undepraying and yes dangerous jobs #so why is it that only for something like childbirth are we like noooo they cant be financially compensated for this incredibly hard thing #like why is ONLY this thing bad why isn't it just as bad if that same woman who would've become a surrogate has to work in a sweatshop #i think it's also got to do with our mythologizing around pregnancy as this wonderful beauty of nature thing #we are capable of recognizing the body horror when it's unwanted (well. some of us.) #but pregnancy doesn't stop being incredibly physically and mentally taxing just because the baby is wanted #so we see being paid for it as this corruption of the 'natural' 'good' pregnancy and therefore obviously worse. which. i am not a fan of

[xysidhequeen]

Current count since I last slept: 41 hours.

I think I've capped out at 46 before, I'm not sure because my worst fit of insomnia had me in no position to check times. But I'll say 46. So if we hit 48 we're setting personal records!

#i do not want to actually be awake #my body just physically cant process stress #'oh zee why cant you be in a car?' #this. this is why #and you might think: 'oh this cant be because you were in a car!' #it is. it so totally is #and also stress #but mostly i blame being in a car #everytime i get in a car i get sick #motion sickness vertigo dizziness insomnia #my body is violently against automobiles #which is actually so annoying because i finally own one of my dream cars #and wanna know when i last drove my baby? #A YEAR AND FIVE FUCKING MONTHS AGO #Also please for the love of fuck do not suggest anything to help me sleep #i. have. tried. it. #when im dealing with insomnia like this the only way it stops is preceiotion strength meds or my body calms itself the fuck down #no teas no melatonin no meditating no lettuce water no hot milk NOTHING will work #and also even prescription strength meds dont always work when its like this i have woken up like two hours after taking some b4 #when my body doesnt want to sleep it will not sleep #you can tell how little sleep im running on based on how unhinged these tags are

[sonknuxadow]

sorry i dont really like the shadow is silvers dad theory/headcanon/whatever and part of the reason for it is that people keep presenting it as an actual thing that could be possible even though it makes no sense and all "evidence" people use to back it up is easily disputed

#''they both have white chest fur'' okay ? there are so many other characters who have small physical traits in common #doesnt mean they have to be related #''shadow and silver are lancelot and galahad in sonic and the black knight'' okay and . #im sure there might be SOME meaning to the character choices in the storybook games but i highly doubt their lives are 1 to 1 parallels #or that the character choices are meant to imply anything about the characters that we dont already know #plus amy was nimue and nobody tries to argue that shadow and amy are related because of that? #also im aware that a lot of dad shadow stuff takes place in the future when silver is a baby and shadow has still been alive for a long tim #(which. how would that even work wasnt shadow in stasis again in the future) #but sometimes i see people do it with like present day shadow being a father figure to the silver who time traveled there ? #thats like the horrible combination of people infantilizing silver in a way they dont do with other characters his age or younger #and people pretending shadow is an adult when he isnt . what #also i dont get why people insist that if shadow is silver's dad then the other parent MUST be someone from the existing cast #like . silver is not from a few decades into the future hes from 200 years into the future #none of the characters youre saying shadow is gonna get with are gonna be living that long im sorry to say #and why does silver HAVE to be the child of a couple in the existing cast why cant he just be some random guy #and im not saying every au idea has to perfectly align with canon #but a lot of the people who think shadow is silvers dad arent presenting it as a fun little baseless headcanon #theyre presenting it as an actual plausible theory . when it really isnt . #also ive noticed one of the most common pairings for silvers parents is sonic and shadow . #sorry but that is just not happening i feel so strongly about sonic never wanting to get married or have kids #i think shadow being an older brother figure to silver could be cute . #and the idea of a timeline where shadow doesnt die or get put into stasis or whatever the hell and is still around in silvers time #could be interesting . but im not really on board with the dad thing

[mejomonster]

I need to find someone who worded this better but. This is your friendly reminder that a woman can be as masculine as she wants. A man can be as feminine as he wants. A nonbinary person can be feminine and masculine and androgynous and whatever they want: everyone can! Your expression and appearance and hobbies etc do not have to conform within a box to be allowed to exist, do not have to match those rigid lines of societys expectation of gender roles in any way at all for you to Be the Gender you Are. You are the gender you feel you are. Your expression can be and is whatever you want, and does not have to match up to expectations.

#rant #gender #by this i mean: a woman can never want to have a baby. a man can love childcare #a woman can be butch and LOVE being a woman. a man can be feminine and love makeup and dresses and LOVE being a man #a nonbinary person can LOVE their beard and their suits and HATE #dresses and STILL BE NONBINARY #changing ones expression of masculinity and femininity to make yourself feel more awesome and happy? YAY #but also. many people have to be a certain amount masc or fem for societal pressures. #how many people wear makeup (a feminine expected activity) out of pressure and not joy #how many people NEVER wear a dress cause it will get them attacked or arrested in some places (even if they LOVE DRESSES) #their choice to wear makeup or to avoid dresses may not be THEIR preferred life. it may be the choice they make to fit in and avoid attack #if a trans person is not being respected at work pre hormones? is misgendered constantly? is disrespected? #then yes. hormones and gtowing a beard might finally get fucked up strangers to shut the fuck up #(also for many people the physical changes are cool and awesome! but its also like #a person should and does not Have to change anything physically or lifestyle wise for YOU to #believe them when they say im X gender. period) #i am a huge believer in people not needing to conform to stupid gender role boxes if they dont ficling want

[jimmyspades]

"That tongue of yours easily wraps around the most challenging of syllables. I think it’s my favorite part of that tongue, actually, the way it wraps around syllables." BOSTON LEGAL 4.04 "Do Tell"

#coleslaw 👍 #when he's a useless pathetic puddle of anxiety. I want to squeeze him #sorry for giffing entire scenes at once instead of doing normal sets like a normal person I'm not normal about him. #his physicality is so good and varied and eccentric I need it all in once place #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #* #when she touches his lips and he melts he's such a good boy. like does that feel good baby. sorry. sorry #he WAS a good boy getting his words out though even though it was hard. the way he practices hard then it all tumbles out of his mouth. <3 #I listened to kisses of fire by ABBA while making these if you want the Full experience. begging for more kisses burning burning etc

[sukibenders]

Lottie Matthews: *a teenage girl stuck in the middle of the wilderness, stranded with other teenage girls and two boys and a coach, all traumatized and simply wanting to go home, starving, struggling with guilt and her own mind, trying to find comfort in whatever she can---which ends up being a supernatural force, some of the girl's cling to it, because it's provides comfort, while others turn against her because it's too far out of the realm of belief even though she stabbed a bear through the skull and fed them from it, but in the end she's just a teenage girl placed on a pedestal that she didn't ask for but took it because it would help her friends, only for years later said pedestal she didn't ask for causes her to be seen as a pariah amongst the same girls that she survived the wilderness with.*

Some people: Lottie is most definitely the villain of the series! Look how she's tearing the girls apart and making them the worst versions of themselves! She's just crazy, and none of this is even real. I'm glad Shauna--

#lottie yellowjackets #lottie matthews #yellowjackets #shauna shipman #can you tell that i love her? her taissa & shauna are the best girls! #and this isnt me saying necessarily that the girls specifically shauna are wrong for being creeped out by it #but the way some in the fandom treat lottie as the aggressor in every little thing when she's simply struggling as well #like shauna's dream of her stealing her baby was exactly that-a dream. while lottie was hovering a bit to close and not giving her space sh #e wasn't actively plotting to harm the baby #she was doing her best to help and stepped away when she realized that she needed to leave #i also won't get into how some in fandom use...a lot of rhetoric that can borderline reach being ableist (ive seen it since day one when #the scene of lottie looking for her meds came out & people were already calling her all sorts of names #some of the girls believe in this stuff some dont #they dont know what the audience knows #tw use of the word crazy #dont get me started on people wishing physical harm on her for literally doing nothing (even after it was revealed it was lottie #sacrificing herself so that shauna can let out her anger and trauma) #long post

[cheddertm]

Chip and Jay making fuckin cinnamon rolls together, sobbing into them before shoving their creation in their mouths wasn't on my bingo card but it means so much to me-

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #chip #jay ferin #like chip sobbing while shoving an entire roll in his mouth is so real just to me #also them hugging is so iuhrefjnds to me #i love when the riptide pirates show physical affection with each other bc touched starved #and im so soft to hugging like YEAH BABY THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

damn i had some really good tags on a reblog but tumblr ate it. anyways the gist of it was what if anime episode where the evil old man coworker trio (blaise, manfred and damon) were at manfred's place Discussing Work (drinking copious amounts of "grape juice" and laughing maniacally about their victories for which they Definitely Didn't Cheat) and franziska and miles are supposed to be playing quietly in the corner while the adults are talking but then baby franziska wanders off and the A plot becomes a very exasperated 10yo miles chasing a surprisingly fast and very brave 3yo franziska around the von karma estate, occasionally picking her up and carrying her away from danger until she inevitably escapes again. the B plot is just it occasionally cutting back to the old men and we catch one of them saying something insane but it's halfway through the sentence and we get no context. and then it cuts back to the siblings. one time when it cuts back to the old men, manfred is like "wait where's franziska" and he looks out the window and miles is in the garden holding her. he is very obviously disheveled and covered in scrapes and bruises and there are sticks and leaves lodged in his hair. franziska on the other hand is completely unscathed and in pristine condition. manfred shrugs and is like "eh, she's fine. anyway-"

#the kids are unsupervisedddddddd #franziska's papa is a Busy Man and i think there is comedic potential in that. i think she would get up to some real Antics #edit: also i just remembered miles is canonically Not Very Fit like. in investigations it's mentioned a few times #that he has never done a day of manual labour in his life and he should probably start doing some kind of physical activity #which makes the idea of him chasing franziska around the von karma estate even funnier #this wimpy little kid huffing and puffing. begging her to slow down. constantly outran by a 3-year-old #only able to catch up bc she waits for him when she can't see him bc she loves her brother #she is blissfully unaware of the dangers of the outside world and thinks they're just playing a game #once they get home miles just collapses onto the couch and does the deepest sigh #and baby franzi is like no more play? :( and baby miles is like. this close 👌 to losing it but he's too tired to say anything #so he just lets himself pass out on the couch while the maid deals with franziska #when miles wakes up franziska is there huddled up to him. curled up asleep like a little cat #he can't stay mad at that #text post #sibling brainrot #silly #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #manfred von karma #blaise debeste #damon gant

[noa-de-cajou]

Me : I'm adhd therefore I am disabled

My adhd : *Disables me*

Me :

#like I'll be unable to focus and beat myself up over it before remembering I literally have the “cannot focus” disorder #or i'll be tremendously tired and loath myself for being tired when being constantly burnt out is part of being adhd #“why can't I be like abled people” YOU ARE DISABLED DUMBASS #Me: doesn't clean my apartment because I'm too tired but also feeling guilty over it #Guess what you idiot #you are D I S A B L E D #IT MEANS YOU CAN'T DO THE STUFF BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THE STUFF #You can't. As if physically can't. From the verb and negation “can not”. #but noooo I just go like “why am I lazy” #imposter syndrome is real and also an adhd symptom #it all comes full circle baby #disability #adhd #audhd #disabled

[masked-alien-lesbian]

So elves physically and mentally age slower than the other races. We may look like we're in our 20s but we HAVE to be at least in our 40s if not 50s. It's canon we were old enough to remember our biological parents when we were adopted, and Nia just confirmed that mc aged slower than Kade but Kade looks like he's in his 20s so we had to be a lot older than him for us to look like we're in our 20s next to Kade otherwise by the time mc physically looked 20, Kade would be middle aged, so we HAD to be a lot older than we looked when adopted and being raised with Kade.

#We had to be at least 15-20 yrs old when adopted #We looked like we were 5 or 6 physically #But we were 15-20 #And was there any confirmation about when Kade was adopted? #Or how old he was?? #Because I hc mc was a single child for awhile #Then our foster parents adopted Kade as a baby #That would give our slow ass elven body time to age #I just don't think tyril is cradle robbing mc #They only gotta be like 20-30 yr difference #I'd be more worried about elf!mc age difference #With the other LIs #Lol #choices #pixelberry #playchoices #blades #blades of light and shadow #blades 2 #blades of light and shadow 2 #bolas 2 #bolas

[wherenymphsroam]

thinking so hard abt touch starved leon recently.. specifically post re4 and damnation leon

#damnation leon actually wound up so fucked up physically after returning and ugh I just want to make tea for him #like no baby sit down drink ur tea and ur getting the sloppiest most tender top you’ve ever had istg #re4 leon would probably come home n pass out for a few days before realizing he’s all pent up #you probs have to coax him into allowing himself touch you #but when he does all he’ll breaks loose #poor baby :( #yaps. ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚ #late night stroll.˚. ✦.˳·˖✶ ⋆.✧̣̇˚.

[monkee-mobile]

i can’t believe we live in a world where micky dolenz has an official cover of one of my favorite REM songs like can we imagine how much this would’ve riveted my life when i was like sixteen and in my full REM thing like micky fucking dolenz!!! sings REM!!!! it’s a collaboration that is created just to make me go absolutely feral.

#micky dolenz #and the video has all these micky home movies from when he was a kid i have spent YEARS scouring the internet for baby micky content #cause there’s circus boy and there’s magazine pictures but here is like full home video and even stuff from like keep off my grass #You Know rolling in the road!!! he got laid!!!! #and like it’s just handed to us on a silver platter while micky sings shiny happy people and man on the moon and shit like WHAT #tumblr is my little diary #at least he didn’t sing sidewinder or nightswimming or my brain would go into hyperdrive and i would physically leave this plain #okay going to bed now goodnight i love micky soooo muchhh!!!!

[stinkrascal]

that scene in the grove when you first meet wyll and hes being so nice and sweet and patient with the little tiefling child like okaywhat if i killed everyone and then myself right now. what if i sustained myself on a diet of glass and mercury alone.what then

#HES SOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTE WYLL ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY #when i see a man doing anything slightly paternal i lose my mind i start seeing red it makes me physically unwell #im gonna make wyll and aza in ts4 so they can live the domestic life they deserve #no more brain worms u guys..... just happy family time.............. thats it..... omg and i'll make wyll's dad their neighbor #i love bg3 but sometimes i just need the boring repetitive monotony of ts4 gameplay..... its what wyll deserves #like u dont need to fight anymore baby u dont need to prove urself to ur dad... just bake this pie for me. love u xo