#like wow okay fine

[soullessjack]

I truly cannot stress enough that jack hated himself for Kelly’s death and blamed it on himself and his own existence and his inherently evil nature and that in Byzantium when he got to meet her he was looking into her eyes with so much love and sorrow and she cradled his face and he buried it in her shoulder to hug her and this was the woman he thought he had murdered by simply existing and being what he was. And she loved him and she always made sure he knew it and because he knew she loved him he wanted so badly to be worth that love. He wanted his life to be worth her death. I cannot stress it. He wanted his life to be worth her death and to amend for destroying her. I really can’t.

#insanity posting before I go eepy #cal.txt #spn #supernatural #jack kline #kelly kline #spn 14x08 #byzantium #spn fandom #don’t even get me started on how becoming soulless and committing atrocities made him feel that he could never be good again #or how he said he was a monster all along and eat #and therefore Kelly was wrong and died for nothing bc he #lord #my joint pain is getting to me #the body horror of being your mothers killer and your first act of simply existing already causing damage #like wow okay fine #the claw marks ……the claw marks……..

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou finds himself trying to live up to an expectation he never thought he would have to—being some kind of sex god. He’s not really sure how this rumor started, or from who, seeing as most of his experiences were with close friends that he knew didn’t run their mouths about his sex life. But after so much ‘news’ being spread about his uncanny abilities in the bed, he finds himself trying to live up to its expectations.

Which makes sex with you…entirely too awkward. It’s not that he doesn’t wanna do it, or that he’s not attracted to you (couldn’t be farther from the truth, actually). It’s the fact that he’s sure you’ve heard the rumors, read the stories from tabloids and shitty Reddit posts. You must have, with the way you smile all sultry up at him and rub a hand down his bicep and grin all prettily at him.

It’s why he cusses extremely loud in the otherwise quiet room when he’s above you, and slips. He’s still not sure how it happened; you were laying beneath him and he was on his knees in between your legs, resting his weight on his hands beside your head. He knows it couldn’t have been a strength thing, with his arms giving out, but he’s embarrassed nonetheless.

Especially when the slip makes his head knock against yours.

You groan loudly, rubbing your head as Bakugou cusses again, pulling his body weight from on top of you as he sits on his knees. He’s irritated now, at his stupidity, at the weight of being better than he knew he actually was weighing on him so heavily, that it’s fucked up your first time together. He opens his mouth to apologize, ask if you want him to drop you off back at home, but he stops himself when he sees your wide grin and hears your quiet laughter.

“Me almost knocking you unconscious with my head is funny to you?” He asks accusingly, but he can’t help the small smile tugging his lips when his words only make you laugh louder. You nod at him, giggling all the while you pull him down on top of you again. He gives a little resistance before he falls onto you until his nose brushes yours.

“Yes, actually.” You chuckle, soft eyes searching his. “It’s nice to see that Dynamight is actually human, and still occasionally fucks up.” You whisper, smile diminishing but genuine all the while. It makes Bakugou soften, a huff escaping his nose as he mashes his lips against yours until you feel teeth and giggle again.

“I never fuck up,” he grunts against your mouth, smiling when he feels your smile against his own.

“Tell that to the knot on my forehead.” You snark back before he’s pulling you in again.

Realistic sex with him includes the time you both laughed when you released too much air while in doggy position and it made a funny sound. And when he accidentally stumbled while carrying you and you bit his lip too hard to be sexy. And when he collapsed from exhaustion on top of you after trying to initiate, instead finding comfort in pulling out of you so you two could just cuddle instead.

#I am so sleepy goodnigj #I love him sm tho #I thought about this a few days ago #and was like wow I love realistic seggs mainly bc you don’t see it often in fiction #which is TOTALLY fine by me lmfao but I like it #he has so much pressure to be perfect and inhuman and godly in a sense #that it’s just nice to see he’s really just some dude who’s working on himself and trying to better for those around him #and for his own peace of mind #okay gn fr #I had a touya Drabble I wanted to write but I can’t open my eyes fully #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Chair Lore: 2013 edition(no lore, just pics haha):

#100% normal not derangement post what are you talking about!!! #you guys: 'wow she really likes this chair huh....' #itll all come full circle i swear to you #but also just like this is a comp post i really feel passionate abt CAUSE HE LOOKS SO GOOD OKAY #like....theres 30 pics...i cant even BEGIN to comment #so just let me know your fav yknowwwwwwww #or just join me in appreciating these fine photos #i want to be the ferrari photographer who was just lurking in the garage waiting for nando to sit down #anyways 5th one down on the leftmost side...i hope you know what my thoughts about that one are.... #these pics have incredible range: brooding...puppy cute...super villian sexy mastermind... #bro is COZYYYY #also these are just from getty. im sure theres more but i wasnt ready to get into alladat. it was a lot already #fernando alonso #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #we do a little bit of f1 #fa14

[lazybakerart]

Cursed Child and Master of the Evil Eye, Hiei from the live action Yu Yu Hakusho

#yu yu hakusho #yu yu hakusho live action #hiei #my stuff #my edit #yyhedit #they're really doing the dragon this early like okay like okay that's fine like sure why not why NOT #also does hiei implant the jagan into his own head in this version??? #that's hardcore wow #i see you eyeliner and im here for it thank you for that touch make up artists #already laughing at kuwabara and hiei's animosity adskjghsdgfg #trash gremlin of my heart

[supermusicallee]

NO other show in existence understands sister dynamics better than fleabag. especially from the perspective of older sisters i believe. having the same character yell "...you're fine! you'll always be fine. you'll always be interesting, with your quirky cafe and your dead best friend. you just make me feel like i've failed," AND "the only person i'd run through an airport for is you" !!!!!!!!! it's insane and it's exactly how i feel

#fleabag #i dislike anyone disliking claire because of that you'll be fine scene. that's the realest relationship between siblings are you insane #or maybe i actually am even more of a horrible person for thinking this #“we're not friends. we're sisters.” #terrible #magnificent #like i would die for her. i would kill for her. seeing her upset BREAKS my heart‚ i can physically feel it #i also can't help but feeling pettiness when everything comes so easily to her #all her bad moments make her more interesting and real while i simply exist like blank paper bc anything happening to me must be my fault‚ #while her misfortunes play like a melodrama #it's NOT her fault‚ but it wasn't mine either so why did i have to live through everything for her to have everything #okay wow i'm having a great night 🙃 #*nr

[bleaksqueak]

see, ppl can say what they want about the resi 3 remake, but the remake got Mikhail perfect. Also i actually really love weird Puppy Nemesis lmao

#GET OFF OF HIS TRAIN SHITBIRD #ilu grandpa you did your best #I think the remake is fine #there's parts of the original I miss a ton #and parts I am glad are gone #mostly I'm just confused by the rose colored glasses everyone remembers wrt a nemesis that doesn't exist #he was never a random stalker he always had scripted spawns and due to the ps1 limitations the “random” was down to two or three options #with that said re3 remake coming off the heels of re7 with pretty good stalkers like jack and margeurite #and then directly off the heels of re2 with one of the best programmed game stalkers i've ever seen #he's a letdown for sure #I loved the pre-release rumors saying nemesis would chase you into safe rooms #that should have been a real thing #Oh wow is it really time for our regularly scheduled resident evil obsessing?? #I wanted to name Nikolai after Mikhail but mercury spatted me with a newspaper and told me I had too many M names #I have had this fondness for hero grandpa for a long time okay #anyway I know that absolutely no one follows me for resident evil so lmao ignore my rambling #it's fine though #because no matter if you follow me for solivaga or homestuck :) #I've fed you resident evil no matter what #what do you mean parts of the harley manor are inspired by the spencer mansion!? #HAHA GOT'EM #what do you mean there's a ton of resident evil refs in soli #RAT STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[last-in-line-for-hell]

Gonna say it here too but Wei Wuxian has nothing to be sorry for regarding Nightless City.

He tried to speak but they refused to listen.

He was attacked first, defended himself, and was condemned for it.

They wanted to kill not only him, but all the innocent people he was protecting as well.

People blaming him for the ensuing slaughter when his mind broke upon Jiang Yanli’s sacrifice (which was ALSO not his fault like c’mon???) make no sense to me.

They pushed him to it.

They spit on the sacrifices of Wen Qing and Wen Ning.

They refused to hear him out and decided he was done for before Jin Zixuan even died, let’s be real.

(And no, 3000 cultivators did not die at Nightless City. Wei Wuxian straight up questions the absurdity of such a high number himself.)

I don’t know, I’ll probably delete this, but it boggles my mind when people hold this against Wei Wuxian when he was the one attacked.

#mdzs #mdzs textpost not art #sorry for discourse I’ll prob delete but #god it makes me so ??? #not only this but countless things wwx does are vilified when context makes them not his fault!!! #all it makes me think is “wow you didn’t read the novel huh” #well I’ll prob delete later but good god #also he’s not morally grey imo okay bye byeee sorry chill tumblr group I swear I’ll try to keep it less mad 😭 #also also!! those cultivators were all combatants not innocents like the Wen remnants so let’s not pretend they’re not #Edit: to the ppl who disagree with my statement regarding WWX not being morally grey #I disagree with you and that’s fine #I think we have different definitions on what constitutes a morally grey person #to me your definition is way too obscenely broad #so much that it hurts the characters by placing some on the same level as others who do WAY worse #to me NHS is what is morally grey #JGY is not #WWX is not #it’s okay to disagree but I have many many many many reasons why I think this #please don’t be condescending towards me if you don’t think so #but yeah nowadays I feel like people use the term morally grey way too broadly #all to make a character ‘more interesting’ which is a disservice to me imo #anyway I’ll shut up now before I go off more into a whole essay but yeah

[ssaalexblake]

Let's be real, some things people say to explain their dislike of the timeless child plot are justifying the allegory the story is portraying 🤷

Some of y'all need to learn to stop at 'I didn't like it' and leave off the questionable opinions on refugees that you don't realise you're even making, bc Yikes 👀

#dw shit #and maybe lay off the insinuation that only blood family is family bc oooffff #you know that thing where somebody says 'i didnt like Thing' and you're like oh okay fine #and then they go on to explain Why they dislike the thing and it's for a messed up reason and you're no longer 'oh okay' you're like #'wow you suck' instead? bc they should have quit while they were ahead? well this is that

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

phone calls my detested

#i had to make a vet appointment and Wow i am not cut out for this whole independent adult thing lmfao #i had to write down a little script for myself... #i feel so bad for the receptionist i was stumbling and 'uhhhhh'ing my way through that call #fuck and when i was supposed to end the call. i didnt realize #I DONT KNOW THE PROTOCOL OKAY #do i hang up??? do i say bye??? she didnt say bye so was there something else i was supposed to say #she hung up so Yay but oughhhhhhh what the fuck #youre telling me people just Know how to carry a conversation? they just Know the routine? sounds fake #i had to rev myself up for the call too #put on a hat. put on sunglasses to trick my brain into thinking we're outside doing things thus fabricating confidence #phone in one hand fidget-dodecahedron in the other. Pacing #my brain is a normal brain that works perfectly fine thanks for asking #absolutely unprompted #i feel so connected to my neanderthal ancestors when i have to make a call #theyre being stalked by a smilodon... i have to talk to a person... same Fear <3 #no but fr whenever i have to talk to someone my thought process shuts down Completely and i forget that im a living human being #fight or flight - neither. freeze and play dead #i think in my next life... i would like to be... a decorative plant #perhaps one of those tall ferns outside a seaside barbecue restaurant #i'd Win at that life. id be so good at photosynthesizing & rustling in the ocean breeze

[apyschopathicfangirl]

Please just let people enjoy things. People can like the PJO show and they won't like it. A lot of people didn't like the movies but also some people did like them. THATS FINE. Just because one fan likes the show and another fan doesn't is not the end of the world. The reasons for not liking it are VALID and the reasons for loving it are VALID. Please god just calm down. The world is awful enough let people get joy out of whatever gives them joy. And vice versa.

#pjo series #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo fandom #percy jackson show #i dont hate the show and i dont love it either #like its fine i dont care about changes it adapations like i loved shadow and bone it just has to feel like the vibes of the books #i dont think a lot of the changes to me feel like the book and thats fine #for some people it does feel like how they see the books #wow art is subjective and thats totally okay actually #pjo show #pjo tv

[crimeronan]

occasionally one of you guys will like a post from 2019 or 2020 and i'll pause and be like oh wow. i used to post so much more fluff. it's amazing how many posts i made about various conglomerations of characters snuggling in bed and having simple domestic lives together and whatnot.

these days i just post "if adam and ronan don't figure out they're polyamorous, theyre gonna become the victims of a tragic murder-suicide at age 33" and then go back to playing neopets.

#like i'm right. but also wow i used to be so much more pleasant to be around #THANKFULLY adam and ronan are dating hennessy (when i want them to be godawful) and gansey (when i want them to be fine). #so it's okay. monogamy is a prison for them specifically though and they will kill each other. #literally doesnt even matter who's doing the murder-suiciding. could be either. could be both #trc

[malikselfindulgence]

Sorry for the uptick in system stuff Im lowkey struggling and need to see system positivity posts or I'll explode

#malik's rambles #okay i know my ass is gonna vent in tags rn so . tw for that !! #iwill never shut up i missed tumblr tags so much wow #itsnot their fault and like . like i dont want to blame them . but its so isolating being and living this way #ill always be grateful for them and I know its just my brain trying to cope and like !! its not their fault but this sucks so bad like wow #also doesnt help that besides how scared I am and how I just . wanna be normal . I feel like I sound insane to other people #it constantly feels like everyone is laughing at us and is just playing along with our “roleplay thing” because they dont wanna bother #and like !! im trying really really hard to be positive about it and just live as well as I can . all of us are !! but it makes me feel like #ridiculous . it feels like everyone'll laugh and think we're playing pretend. which shouldnt matter people will always be assholes !! #I dunno aough im rantingso hard rn . and masa2 wont share which is fine but imscared and worried and scared and aauahhggggggggg #ik the point of the disorder is to hide memories from me so i can function but like . man this suckss9 bad #okay enough of this . Imgonna watch monsters inc i love monsters inc

[hallwyeoo]

One thing that never fails to piss me off is how media with straight characters who are in objectively unhealthy relationships is generally enjoyed without judgement, but the second that queer people have media with power imbalances or toxicity or or or it’s a whole fucking THING and we’re disgusting deviants for enjoying it.

#like yeah okay #go back to your k-dramas where the ceo genuinely entraps and emotionally and financially abuses the mc #and your Coleen Hoover books #these people would have a fucking heart attack if they ever met actual older queer people irl #I don’t know #it just really bugs me that when we do it it’s vile and problematic and we’re evil and gross #but when they do it it’s perfectly fine and it’s just fiction and it’s fantasy and it’s whatever #like. wow #text post #sorry for the rant #edit: to clarify. I fucking love kdramas too. please don’t take me talking about the tropes we see often in them as me condemning them.

[scribefindegil]

I didn’t watch Mob Psycho at first because I saw promo art with Dimple and thought he would be an awful, annoying sidekick. Now he’s my favorite character. (Paul Rudd “look at us” meme plays)

Anon I am shaking your hand.

I was talking with a friend the other day about how when characters that you really don't expect to like become your favorites it can hit even harder, and I think a lot of Dimple Enjoyers have that experience.

Because yeah, he looks like he's gonna be an awful annoying sidekick! He looks like he's going to fall into the 'non-human companion' archetype that exists to provide uncomfortable comic relief and get treated more like a pet than a character and never really change.

And then you realize oh. No. The narrative *is* going to take him seriously as a character. And then you get to the broccoli arc and realize oh no! The narrative is going to take him SO seriously as a character and you are never going to be normal again!

#mp100 #my Personal Dimple Feelings Progression was like #pre-show: I am vaguely aware that there is a blob #pre-Black Vinegar: god why is he here :( what a creep #Big Cleanup: okay he's fine as a manipulative little bastard as long as they don't expect me to like him #7th Division: okay he is kind of funny #i guess he can stay #early S2: i accept him as part of the cast but i have no strong feelings #Mogami: OH. OKAY. i. may be experiencing some emotions. this is fine tho. i am normal about them. #he has convinced me that he cares about Mob and thus I care about him via the transitive property #this is a fine and manageable state of affairs! #Broccoli: I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I'M NOT NORMAL I WILL NEVER BE NORMAL I WILL BE CRYING ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!! #Confession: wow i am even less normal somehow! #(with bonus ekurei 'huh. this better not awaken anything in me.')

[scatterpatter]

I HAVEN'T DRAWN MY LIL EDGY BOY IN SO LONG... I MISSED HIM...

alt version with less effects under the cut!

#my art #the colorless #mikhail #wow i am DUSTING OFF old tags #i also used to use 'edgequad 2.0' buuuut ehhhh colorless' tags are still in all those posts its fine #so for context: colorless is an oc i made in like 2017ish? #he started off as just 'what if scatter was evil' before being fleshed out into a whole character a la darkiplier style #the backstory is my original sona split himself into facets of his personality: id ego and superego #and mikhail was the id who then oops got traumatized and now hates his other personalities #but then Plot Things Happen and now the 3 of em are just kinda like disaster brothers #... plus their demon they adopted. His name is Scoot Scoot. yes he is literally a demon. #... can u believe i made them all before questioning if i was part of a system myself #he was gonna have his hoodie on but i was struggling on the sleeves soooo scarf+tshirt boye #i love him a lot okay #im actually really happy with how this turned out esp the hands i really tried on the hands this time #ocs #my ocs #edgesquad 2.0

[rg11]

the reason why jadekat femslash is so important is because yuri is both implimented in both jade and karkat. karkat is a yuri boy and jade is a yuri girl. jadekat yuri is real to me ..

#rgtxt #they ARE yuri #like yeah canonically they are het and i am fully fine with that #they are yuri . like whenever i see jadekat i think “Wow... Girls Love. good for them.” and not “Wow... Hetrosexual Couple... Good for them #okay well i do think that sometimes #but in the sense i do like het ships with some sort of strange feeling to them #like sorry for making sexuality or gender everything in my ships but ... jadekat is yuri . #karkat is rooted in yuri genes idk what to tell you. so is jade but i dont think i have to bring that up #Sorry what the fuck am i talking about i should go to sleep #edit: ok well there is something yuri about them #not in the sense i just like femslash jadekat but something feels very yuri about them #more metaphorically #if you will #Yuri Allegory #if you WILL!