#like yes ma'am

[smellslikemultifandomimagines]

I just find it weird that I just saw the new HG movie and all of a sudden my explore page on this damn site is filled with young!snow smut. iconic really.

#like yes ma'am #this site already knew I was gonna search that shit up #and eat it up too #addie chats

[bbygirl-in-lace]

8am and my professor just dropped that she thinks waiting until marriage to have sex is a terrible idea because you will lack “sexual competence” when you only ever had yourself and one partner and that “you wont know whether you actually like to play basketball the most when you never tried football or swimming” lol love her

#she also recently said that smoking a little weed is fine #like yes ma'am

[fearsomeandwretched]

The lady in charge of the photos was so intense but complimentary she was determined to get good photos of everyone

#she was like you look adorable relax!!! now put that foot over the other #like yes ma'am

[arealtrashact]

You look lost...

#Elvis Presley #my art #I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation #something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP... #we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns') #but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart... #it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes #poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis

[sentientsky]

The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book Depiction of Gay Yearning by Neil Gaiman

#he's just like me fr #like if my ex-bsf had turned to 19 year old me like “go fight satan or i'm never speaking to u again” #u can bet your ass i would've gone “yes ma'am” and hauled myself up off the ground and towards certain death #eugh 19 year old me was a mess #like the physical embodiment of phoebe's bridge in moon song (you know the one. the dog one. the “oh and now im crying” lyric. yeah.) #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #gomens 2 #michael sheen #aziracrow #go2 #good omens 2 #gomens #good omens script book #good omens #queer #gay yearning #gay longing #good omens shitpost #shitpost

[fatguarddog]

Not gonna argue with a pretty girl who pokes my belly and tells me to open up so she can make it bigger

#hutch posts #weight gain #stuffing #getting fat on purpose #the fatter the better #like yes ma'am i'll be your big boy

[liesmyth]

What with the regency inspired cohort uniforms, the rapiers, and John's known love for classical literature it is a fully incorporated part of my belief system that he based the aesthetic of the nine houses on the 1993 Much Ado About Nothing.

ARE YOU SAYING COHORT UNIFORMS LOOK LIKE THIS

If that's the case, I. Am not immune to Cohort imperialist propaganda either. Sorry to say.

#I ENTHUSIASTICALLY ACCEPT THIS. THANK YOU #kiriona gaia styled like 93 ado keanu.... #ianthe naberius ma'am prince would you like to hang out on thursday evening when i am free to hang out #oh my god????? YES #ask #tlt #a very important fandom post #thewonderfulsticherofoz

[hikiclawd]

Hey... *looks at you with my big eyes*

alt ver. under the cut くコ:彡

#spongebob #spongebob fanart #squidward #squidward tentacles #squidbob #nickelodeon #sbsp #art #my art #digital art #fan art #artwork #this is so random #but i got gripped by the squidbob yaoi demons today #and they were like #DRAW THOSE GAY SEA CREATURES #and i was like #YES MA'AM! #also i firmly believe in black squidward and spongebob propaganda... #wheres that post that says squidward is a black gay man that vogues... #cuz they were right methinks! #alright i'll shut up now #gay

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 5 #forgotten lady #so ma'am is it also in my file that i once had a gun pulled on me that i talked down by tellin its owner that she was too classy to shoot me #like yes he hates guns. probably grew up surrounded by gun violence. but he literally does not even need one even in a roomful of them #he could be at the business end of a firing squad and he could talk his way out of it

[yashley]

"Auggie, how do you get stitched up and refreshed?" "I am going to go over to Arlo’s house."

#critical role #candela obscura #ygifs #arlo x auggie #no but they literally are insane for this ..................... #arlo: i'm even less able to talk to people now.. | also arlo: auggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #he literally could've asked her out and she wouldve said yes right there she literally said of course auggie and after we're going on a date #suit shopping montage of auggie just mumbling how the dagnabbit and arlo straightening his collar for him and he's not BLUSHING #ep3 starts and arlo's like no we've literally been dating for months now and auggie still has no idea he keeps calling me ma'am #charlotte's like so I hear you're in a relationship with ms. black and auggie is like you mean the pact?? ? and she stares at the camera #arlo gets this little lapel pin for his new suit and howard takes 1 look at it like.. so.. auggie.. and auggie's like don't I look spiffy! #if his suit ends up being purple I'm eating a bar of soap #everytime arlo unnecessarily uses auggie's name a little synapse in my head zaps

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

thinking about eddie going to a gay bar on drag night, hoping to see the show, and when he gets there he sees ??? half of hellfire club???? all his little sheepies???? so he goes up like hey why are you guys here, did will come out yet (listen he's a couple drinks in and Chatty). and they're like. i mean yes. but actually we're here for steve! and eddie remembers that steve was their babysitter but even with that known bit of character growth he cannot imagine what the hell steve harrington is doing here. so he asks and dustin opens his mouth to answer but max stops him with a hand on his shoulder like wait. we have the opportunity to let the funniest thing in the world happen right now. just wait.

so eddie doesn't get an answer and instead just chills with his now grown sheepies, keeping an eye on the bar bc he figures that's probably the best bet on where steve will probably be appearing, like maybe he got desperate and got a job as a bartender for some random gay bar. but he gets distracted when the queens come out. there's a couple girls, hyping up the crowd, each performing their hearts out, and then at the end of the show they leave the stage and all wander around the bar. and one of them, who introduced herself as Baby Dollie and did a great rendition of 9-5 in her big blonde wig and cute diner waitress outfit (thank you @tink27), wheels right over to their table and immediately pounces on the kids. and they all lose their mind at her, complimenting her outfit and makeup and her routine, and then they turn and are like hey, you remember eddie, right?

and like. oh my god. steve harrington is a drag queen called baby dollie.

(max gets a photo of eddie's shocked but slightly horny look, taken at the exact moment baby dollie sits on his lap and smacks a bright baby pink kiss on his cheek)

#also eddie's like 'so steve' and she's like 'please. call me baby.' and he's just like 😳 yes ma'am #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #i have only seen one drag show in my life i know Nothing

[knifeforkspooncup]

The way Nanny Ashtoreth says "don't listen to him, listen to me!"

You agree.

#yes ma'am #i'd misbehave just to get hit with a ruler ngl #she seems like she bites #i need more nanny astoreth fics in my life fandom please deliver #good omens #crowley #nanny ashtoreth #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #crowley my beloved

[skellydun]

I just want someone to show me a house and say this is yours now congrats ! instead of making the most indecisive non-opinionated person make a big ass decision

#can you see yourself living here?? ma'am i cannot see myself living anywhere and im working on it yes i see the backsplash and the yard Nice #and i know I can't just make a quick decision bc this is a fucking House but im so stressed and depressed im like.... #looking at two more tomrorow before the pens game so maybe i will magically fall in love and can sleep again #one i was in love with went contingent before i could even step inside so!!!!!! #i can see why people buy houses together but im just like yeah my cat won't care

[shyhandart]

Hey there! Do you perhaps have more Tempest and AJ stuff? Maybe some headcannons? You've planted worms into my brain

But wait, theres more!!

#basically the story goes #after the visit to the kirin village #aj kept in touch with autumn through letters and their romance slowly began to develop #after a while autumn came to ponyville because she never really ended up reacclimating to her village #and she wanted to learn more about ponies #applejack invited her to stay at the farm and things progressed from there #for aj and tempest #after the events of the movie twilight still wanted to keep an eye on tempest #and tempest still had a lot of anger for the way she had been treated by the world #so twi was like “hey aj do you want to help her work through her lingering rage through exercise and manual labor” #and aj was like “YES MA'AM I'LL TAKE THE HOT CHICK” #and proceeded to flirt with her for the entire time she was required to be on the farm #and then once her time was up tempest was like “you know... i could stay-” #and there ya go #tempest and autumn werent dating at first but that changed after a few months #art #digital art #mlp #fanart #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #my little pony #mlp tempest shadow #tempest shadow #mlp tempest #tempestjack #autumnjack #tempestblaze #? #if tempestjack is a rare ship that one us even rarer

[kedreeva]

So, I've been playing phasmophobia with a friend of mine, and "playing" is a loose term really. My controls do not work well since I don't even OWN a computer mouse (and the live ones object to being plugged in), so I'm mostly good for dying if I go into the houses much.

But what I AM good at is standing outside of the house fetching items and throwing them over the threshold for her so she doesn't have to walk to the truck. I'm also good at monitoring things inside the truck, and watching the door to alert her when the ghost is hunting if she's where she can't tell, as well as when it's over so she can come out. I can also look up stuff online if we have questions, without her having to stop paying attention to the dangerous ghosts.

And, importantly, if we load the game under my name, it doesn't matter if she dies. She doesn't lose any items, because it's my load. We can still make a guess and go home safely.

She's taken, lately, to finding random objects to hand back to me. I take screen shots when she does this, and name them things that seem logical at 10pm in the dark, but by the light of day are less so when I don't remember putting them there. These are titled "Potato Face" and "Dogframe" respectively.

#I thoroughly enjoy playing like this #and would happily play like this with others if you want to try #very low stakes and fun to have company #I'm VERY sad I can't keep my collected items #but I supposed it would just be theft #and it's not like you can get paid in potato #though that would be cool #I think if I was ghost hunting IRL I would be like #Ma'am we did manage to rid your house of the ghost but #we've trapped it in this potato #so I'm going to have to take it with me ok? #and she would be like yes that's fine #and then I would steal her potato #phasmophobia

[mixelation]

kushina: (bats sand away. physically wrestles shukaku back.)

kushina: (does something no other human alive can and gets past gaara's sand defense)

kushina: (uses this to HUG HIM) HE NEEDS ME

minato: i.....

minato, voice cracking: i guess???

#gaara is absolutely terrified. who the fuck IS this #but also yes he will take that hug please #i don't like gaara that much but i DO like the idea of kushina just casually manhandling a tailed beast #reborn au au: it's gotten sillier #naruto is 1000% safe in this household because kushina got right in shukaku's face and was like #'if you hurt one hair on my son's head..... i will kill you <3' #and shukaku was like 'yes ma'am'