see THIS is why you watch with subtitles. how else would i know that HUGH LAURIE composed and played CUDDY'S SERENADE
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you can tell the guy who wrote black lagoon is into femdom. this is not a criticism
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i'm on my name generator trying to get some names for stuff and i just generated the name lostdream. who dropped their edgy battle cat oc here??? come fucking pick them up for the love of god they're sobbing on my front porch about how no one loves them
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"Then a strange thing happened. I was looking down at my shoes on the brown linoleum floor and I was thinking about how I bet this floor hadn't been washed in a million years and I suddenly felt like I was going to die. But instead of dying, I said: I can teach you how to swim. And we don't need a pool."
The Swim Team, Miranda July (2007)
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watched taemins mv trailer again and he really is doing something here. like the catholic guilt angle of it aside, the children packed together in rooms with bunk beds and crammed in cars, counting away the days. unwanted examinations, the control, the surveillance, the conformity. the inhaler, which i believe he’s using to show panic attacks. he is really telling us something here and i dont think its a reach to see parallels with the kpop industry and his own personal experience in it.
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carrs obsession with pete is like watching a constant and ongoing trainwreck
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Yamal is tearing it uuppppppp
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I've been absent from tumblr because my phone broke and I've been busy but there have been so many insane things that have happened in the short period I've taken a break. So I am going to list them here.
-I learned of my workplace's drama! My bosses are officially dating in secret. One of them in nonbinary (I think? it's unclear), and the other is apparently hyper religious and has been instituted in the mental ward in the past for thinking the rapture happened! I don't know what she did to get there but apparently that's a real event. I don't know how those two got into a relationship but everything I think about it I just call it doomed toxi yuri in my head
-another coworker asked me about being poly, and I explained it, and she proceeded to go on about how her bf has cheated on her twice and she wasn't sure if he was poly or not?? after I explained that, no, that's not being poly, that's cheating, she goes on later about how she wants to "get her lick back" and cheat on him in return before breaking up with him. I plead her not to, to no avail. Apparently it's that hard to be a good person and not do two wrongs? They've been together for ten years, apparently. Absolutely insane behavior
-Apparently some of my friends are...trying to use me? I have no fucking clue about this one. One local (cis) queen has a crush on me and we've been talking for a little bit, and supposedly one of my other friends—who has been oddly flirting with me recently, which seemed unusual to me—is apparently doing so because the first friend likes me, to get at her. I feel like a bystander in my own drama and honestly I'd love to keep it that way. I'm just out here trying to be a good friend to the people I know and shit keeps happening, so I'm just gonna make sure to not really. pursue anything relationship-wise with either until it clears up.
-My car keeps dying while driving! It died at a stoplight and in a parking lot. I am not sure how much time she has left.
-My phone is broken! Kinda. The touchscreen works completely, but the screen stays pitch black. Which means I can still call the numbers I have on speed dial, but unless I have it memorized how to do things on my phone there's no doing them! Wild.
So yeah! a lot of crazy bullshit in my life where situations KEEP happening and I simply get to watch them. Can't help but wonder how this keeps happening to me.
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Just remembered how the thing that got me into TMA was a timelias smutfic and am absolutely baffled now
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i'm so excited i'm starting to do like fun piercings my coworker is letting me try doing their tongue tomorrow and someone is also coming to me for a vertical industrial :3
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when you're writing something for a character and the dialogue starts sounding like another character but everything else sounds like the original character
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"A PARTICULARLY SWAGLESS PHILOSOPHY" AGSJHKJL????
oh im sorry what would YOU have called dalinar's whole "there are only two philosophies, mine (war criminal who hasnt paid reparations yet) and taravangians (guy who methodically killed ppl en masse to get their death rattles) and there's no in between and one of us is absolutely correct" speech. swagless indeed
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