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blade-liger-4ever · 1 year

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League of Legends Incorrect Quotes

I haven't played the game, but I like the characters, so I hope y'all enjoy this!

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Darius: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Annie: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Darius: Three of us saw it, Annie. How do you explain that?

Annie: points at Jarvan IV Sleep deprivation. points at Rell Paranoia. points at Draven Delusional personality disorder.

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Darius: You kidnapped Annie? That's illegal!

Rell: But Darius, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Annie, or destroying our dreams?

Darius: Kidnapping Annie, Rell!

Jarvan IV: Darius, listen, whatever I may think of you right now - these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Darius: What, to kidnap people?!

Jarvan IV: To work together!

Darius: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!

Draven: Darius, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.

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Darius: What's something you guys are better than Annie at?

Rell: Mario Kart.

Draven: Yeah, video games.

Jarvan IV: Emotional vulnerability.

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Darius: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Rell will and will not eat.

Annie: Grass? Yes!

Darius: Moss? Yes.

Annie: Leaves? Oh yes!

Darius: Shoelaces? Strange, but true.

Annie: Worms? Sometimes!

Darius: Rocks? Usually no.

Annie: Twigs? Usually!

Darius: Draven's cooking? Inconclusive.

Jarvan IV: How did you...test this?

Darius: You just hand her stuff and say "eat this", and if she eats it, she eats it.

Jarvan IV: ...I don't how to feel about this.

Draven: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!

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Darius: Are we really going to let Annie keep Rell?

Jarvan IV: We kept Draven.

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Darius: Nothing in life is free.

Annie: Love is free!

Rell: Adventure is free.

Jarvan IV: Knowledge is free.

Draven: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Garen: We need a distraction.

Quinn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Taric, whispering: My time has come.

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Garen: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Quinn: Next time you're working out, do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Taric: There were so many mixed messages in that, I can't -

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Garen: Taric, can I talk to you for a second?

Taric: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Quinn are having problems, and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Garen: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

(To the Katarina x Garen fans out there, I'm sorry, but I ship Garen x Quinn. Just my personal preference.)

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The group is getting into the car

Garen: I'm driving.

Quinn, out of sight: Shotgun!

Taric, turning to face Quinn: Aww, but you had it on the way here -

Everyone except Quinn: WOAH -

Quinn, holding a shotgun: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat. pumps gun

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Garen: Quinn and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Taric, sighing: What did Quinn do?

Garen: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and -

Quinn: Who wants a steering wheel?

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And that's all for now. I'm planning on a separate one for Vi and Jayce, who are an OTP of mine. A small ship, I know, but there are plenty of other blogs that have a Leaguer's preferred significant other for Vi, so if you're not interested in my future Incorrect Quotes, feel free to pass me over for others, okay?

Bye everyone, and take care!

#league of legends #lol darius #lol annie #lol rell #lol draven #lol jarvan iv #lol vi #lol garen #lol quinn #lol taric #garen crownguard #demacia #noxus #mount targon #mt. targon #quinn x garen

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league-of-skins · 10 months

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Garen, the Might of Demacia

#league of legends #league of legends garen #garen league of legends #lol garen #garen lol #garen

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phalanxus · 6 months

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This comic series titles "Magically Oblivious Garen" explores different aspects of Runeterra's lore as if viewed by someone who cannot (or refuses to) perceive magic/supernatural beings.

It's mostly a joke, of course, but I really fell in love writing and drawing these 🥰

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ghostofyaz · 6 months

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halloween, valoran town edition (2/2)

Part 1 is here

she's so cute ain't she?

yup, she realizes something's wrong

meanwhile

look who's home!

caught redhanded.

yep it's all on garen

lmao not the handwashing

she's so precious

wait, she liked it?

they're such kiss asses

aww hugs

erm, awkward...

just no...

NAUR!

and now...

bro... there's cake!

this cake is literally halloween.

baby.

whoops little light, you probably don't wanna do that in front of your brother, nervous jinx is so cute tho.

she's just glowing because of how happy she is garen, it's not that weird.

(the fact that jinx knows enough about lux's family to know he shouldn't see her do that kills me, they're literally girlfiends.)

and there we have it folks, end card.

look at them, they're basically married.

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deathblossomm · 7 months

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Hey Neil Ellice nation!!! Since Neil is not so active, I have an activity for y'all

If you could cast Neil to be part of the live action of a comic book, manga, anime, video game or book that you like, which character from which franchise would it be?

Here are a few that I personally would love and I know he would be fabulous

-Midnighter / Lucas Trent from DC comics

(I have a whole post dedicated to this fancast)

Neil Ellice as Midnighter

-Naked Snake/Big Boss, Solid Snake and Venom Snake from the metal gear saga

-Slayer from the Doom saga

-Garen Crownguard from League of Legends

-Cyberpunk 2077

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papuchochoe · 7 months

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Valoran Town (Season 1) has concluded!

If anyone missed it, it's a official League of Legends: Wild Rift China animated series made by the same studio who animated All Saints Street!

It features such characters as Lux, Jinx, Ezreal and Veigar (and many more!) and thanks to group effort it's now on YouTube in HD, translated into 9 different languages*! :D

(*some episodes are still being translated, but English is available for every one)

I'm dropping the playlist link again 🥰

#valoran town #league of legends #lux #jinx #ezreal #veigar #miss fortune #sett #yuumi #lulu #teemo #garen #yasuo #yone #no keviego though... </3 #im sooo proud of the lol community for making this possible #now praying they dont ban my channel teehehee

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thomas-jefferson-miku-binder · 1 year

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#luxanna crownguard #garen crownguard #caitlyn kiramman #vi league of legends #lol #league of legends #arcane #caitvi #piltover's finest #violyn #meme

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questionablecuttlefish · 3 months

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ILL-OMEN's GAME: Chapter 13 - Showtime

Jinx, Lux, Vi, Caitlyn, Garen and Ezreal, all locked into a trap-laden Enforcer facility with control of the situation rapidly changing hands...

As Foxtrap reaches its chaotic end, a daring escape, trouble brewing in paradise, and a present for Caitlyn await.

Strap in for a funhouse ride worthy of Jinx in Ill-Omen's Game Chapter 13: Showtime.

#lightcannon #lux #jinx #luxanna crownguard #jinx x lux #ao3 fanfic #arcane jinx #arcane #ao3fic #arcane netflix #lol jinx #caitlyn #vi #ezreal #garen crownguard

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hardgum · 7 months

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I know we're all excited about Lux, Jinx and Ezreal in the Wild Rift animation, but can we just talk about how ridiculously tall Garen is? Poor dude has been sitting in there with his knees up to his ears!

#league of legends #lol #garen #lux #jinx #ezreal #wild rift

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knightedheart · 10 months

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#★ well this is a surprise. - memes #[ i have three reliable braincells ]#[ one for garen ]#[ one for sylas ]#[ and one for garen/sylas ]#[ everything else is a toss up ]#league of legends #lol memes

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mettlemight · 3 months

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sinday / accepting / @tealbeats / “ i could be your toy. “

Garen was marveling at how Ezreal fit beneath him, perched above the man, large arms on either side of him to support his weight, he's all grins and stubble as he leans down to pepper kisses along the musician's cheek and neck, pressing himself further against him so the shorter man's legs curled around his waist. An intimate position, and one that had his mind going a mile a minute, lust clouded thoughts surging through his mind and with each shared glance and spoken word he falls more into the urge of making the bed thump against the wall.

"I'd prefer if you'd be my boy." The words tumble out before he could think, and immediately he chuckles, deep and husky, burying his face in the crook of Ezreal's neck. "That rhyme was on accident." He mumbles against his skin before he pulls back just enough to press their lips together tenderly. "What I mean is that you're not an object, Ez. I get where you're coming from, but I never want you to be anything other than yourself with me." Another kiss, and he brushes their noses together affectionately. "No worries though, gorgeous. I'm still going to fuck you silly."

#tealbeats #garen switching between pure innocent country man to #hot big beefy d*ddy is a mood i fear LOL

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uranusport · 2 years

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Capas e banner para uma fanfic Yasuo X Riven (League of Legends), formatos Wattpad (512 × 800) e Spiritfanfics (600 × 400); banner (1280 × 508).

Título: "Clube dos Gados"

L I N K S

[ fanfic ainda não publicada ]

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alyberia-goose · 10 months

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Cosmic Garen Skin concept to match Cosmic Lux. Commissioned in 2020.

#alyberia art #league of fanart #league of legends #garen crownguard #lol skin #commission #skin concept #Still happy with this one even though im not into league that much currently #art

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phalanxus · 7 months

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Magically Oblivious Garen meets a funny costume guy

#velkoz #digital art #league of legend art #league of legends #comic #lol #clip studio art #comics #phalanxus #legends of runeterra #garen #gaming #oblivious

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aspectofthe-moon · 1 year

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୨✨ﾉ Mythmaker Zyra, Galio, Garen, irelia, Sivir, Prestige Mythmaker Sivir & Prestige Porcelain Lissandra

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demacianpuppet · 1 year

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Demacian Nobility and the Holy Blood

The Mageseeker comes out in less than 2 weeks and I thought it was the perfect moment to talk about a theory I had for years before it totally gets disproven in the game.

In Runeterra there are a few bloodlines which seem to be something special. Sivir’s blood was able to resuscitate Azir from the dead and while it is not sure how much it is still canon, in Sion’s Reborn Story it was mentioned that Jarvan IV blood was used to restore Sion to his current state.

So we assume for now that the Lightshield bloodline is still special.

I also assume that the Crownguards are also fit the bill. First of all, Lux is a powerful mage. While this doesn’t have to mean anything, in the Lux comic it is mentioned that magical abilities seem to be hereditary. So what about the rest of the Crownguards?

Whether Garen is also a magic user or not, it seems to change from story to story. In the Lux comic he was able to defeat Sylas without his sword, which seems to be blessed with magic while in the upcoming Mageseeker game he still summons a big sword of light to smite his enemies. If that is not magic, I don’t know.

Tianna Crownguard is also an interesting case. While we don’t see her use any kind of magic and is established as an important person of the military, she was able to wake up Garen while nobody else was able to. Again, it could be something else but the framing is suspicious for sure.

The thing is: there has to be a reason why these bloodlines are so special to begin with. And I do have a theory in that regard.

Magical bloodlines are usually connected to the divine, to the celestial. And while Demacia still was a young nation, it was also the time where Kayle and Morgana walked freely there.

In Kayle’s bio it is openly stated that she “imbuing the weapons of the worthy with her own sanctified fire” and had a protege named Ronas. My take is that Ronas was a Crownguard and he was blessed by Kayle, carrying a spark of celestial magic in it. Light and justice are indeed motives we find a lot with the Crownguards - Lux being a light mage and Garen serving and upholding the law of Demacia.

For the Lightshield, we can see that they try to be kind and just rulers. In What Once Sailed Free we can see that Jarvan the Third offered all prisoners the chance to begin a new life. It would make sense that someone like Morgana, who represents justice as a form of reformation could find liking in a leader like that and would offer her own blessing to them.

After Kayle’s and Morgana’s fallout, both disappeared from the public and they became myths. It could be that the Crownguards and Lightshields don’t know about it. An origin myth that you tell the others to explain why these families still have so much power. It could also be that this knowledge was carefully hidden since Demacia has become more and more magephobic in the time.

However, what is your blood even worth if you are not even willing to fight for the ideals your own nation has built on? Only time will tell.

#league of legends #lol #I fucking hate magical bloodline and I need a reason why it is like it is #and if we dont have a canon one I gonna make one #lux #lux crownguard #garen crowngua #jarvan iv #jarvan iv lightshield #kayle #morgana #the mageseeker #my analysis

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