Remember kids, smoking kills people.
Maybe not YOU specifically but it can draw you away from a potential brutal pipe murder
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[ID: an edited tweet. It shows an image titled "would you date him" accompanied by text and images. The images show a pair of round glasses, an outfit (embroidered button-up, brown pants, and converse), a plant in a glass container, a pile of vinyl records, a cup of coffee, and a black cat. It is clear from the fonts that half of the text comes from the original image and half have been added. The original text reads, "wants to travel the world," "has lots of house plants," "knows a lot of random facts," "can't cook," "loves coffee," "gentle with animals," and the added text reads, "customs official," "touched your weird wooden crate," "hates his job," "breathed in the air from your weird wooden crate," "experimented with psychedelics when he was younger," "doesn't listen (when you tell him not to sleep)." Above it is a quote retweet from mikaele_salesa reading, "I would torture this dude in a shipping container for up to a year. Salesa's profile picture is a blue and white vase. End ID.]
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Spotify is so funny sometimes 😂
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‘ and i was trying so hard to be polite. ‘
Magnus Archives RP Meme
"To be fair, I don't think refusing help I don't need is impolite." Arthur adjusts his position, maintaining the distance between them. It feels safer that way, when every alarm bell in his brain is going off. The guy approaching him felt.... hungry. And impatient. And he doubts the guy is approaching him for the granola bar in his bag. "I'm just not in a position where I need it. So sorry, and I still appreciate the offer, but I'm very much good. Aaaand I really should be going."
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hello, tumblr. how are we feeling during the first tmagp thursday?
(based on this meme made by @mariorsomething!!! wanna give credit where it's due!!
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The Magnus Archives:
The horrors are lurking, they are scheming and you will find yourself firmly in their grasp only when you can no longer hope to escape
The Magnus Protocol:
The horrors are here to beat yo ass, they will stab you and then call the police on themselves, try not to get eaten by a building ✌
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I love tmagp because those that haven't watched tma are like
ooooh creepy cases!!! spooky new characters!! This new painter guy seems like a sweetheart! there's something sus about celia... aww good job for gwen!! I'm worried about everyone though...
Meanwhile those that have seen tma are actively biting into chairs and destroying public property and ascending to a different plane of existence through the sheer unparalleled power of insanity
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I'm a different and broken person now but anyway you should listen to The Magnus Archives it's a fun horror anthology series and you'll definitely feel completely normal about it
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Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day
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Me trying to explain to my partner why Sam getting an email from a guy named Jon is so scary
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