Anytime I think about Sandringham and Balmoral I become physically ill
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OK OK here's that list
some are more covert, some are more overt, etcetera. some people might disagree obviously, also some of these aren't necessarily good representation. id be interested in any additions :3
katsuki bakugou from my hero academia
yuga aoyama from my hero academia
denji from chainsaw man
power from chainsaw man
raphael from 2012 tmnt
leonardo from rottmnt
donatello from rottmnt
asuka langely soryu from neon genesis evangelion
shinji ikari from neon genesis evangelion
aubrey from omori
mae borowski from night in the woods
mary saotome from kakegurui
rainbow dash from my little pony
light yagami from death note
karma from assassination classroom
inosuke hashibira from demon slayer
louis from beastars
blossom from powerpuff girls
squidward from spongebob (this one's more silly lol)
pacific from gravity falls
stan from gravity falls
chloe from miraculous ladybug
MAE FROM NITW IS SOOOO REAL ACTUALLY YOURE SO RIGHT i love that sm all these are cool
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RAUGHHHHHHH friendship things(sunny and kel are very in love)
Sunny/Aubrey are literally the siblings ever i love them sm,, sunnys mom adopting Aubrey ,,, they are,,,, siblings,,, sunn y finally has older sister again,,, cries so hard the word turns into 3 bits
Also Hero and Sunny father/son dynamic..cries...they are....😭 Hero cooking and Sunny just watching like a little cat hes a little cat and Hero just :) at him😭 THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SILLIEST Hero should adopt Sunny
BASIL / SUNNY....hmm..i dont like Sunflower much, im more of a melonbread/suntan man myself, but i think theyre.okay. BASIL AND SUNNY are friends but they are usually :/ of eachother
KEL/SUNNY theyre pretty much making out the entire game, they are so in love its insane, they spend time communicating their issues and such so they communicate and keep healthy in the relationship. Kel relearned ASL just for Sunny. Did I mention Sunny is mute? Yeah. Mute Suntan. Mute Caprisun. DAMN.
for other relationships ill write my opinions down from here so just ignore this if you dont wanna see ;
Hero × Bowen || Shortbread
LITERALLY OTP I LOVE THEM SM. bowen scared man whos dealing with many many things. hero is so in love with him. they are so in love. hero and bowen are both very shy and bowen been in love with hero since he was 10. took him 9 years to actually tell him. they bake stuff together.
Basil × The Maverick || Melonbread
RAUGHHHHHHHH they are so real if you ship it ily sm please int i need more Melonbread in my life..
Scared blonde boy × loud anime raven haired boy
THEY ARE SO IN LOVE. THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO IN LOVE.
Sunny × Kel || Suntan / Caprisun
if they didnt exist i wouldnt either. if all suntan fans went to zero i am dead. They are actually so cute its insane and i will expldoe. Sunny drawing and Kel just watching him draw over his shoulder and bein like:D that looks so good omg ur such a good drawer and sunny just ^^👍
Basil × Aubrey || Photobomb
LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVS. they are so silly literally the silliest and tho they might need a bit of couples therapy they are so in love ohmy god.
aubrey jokinly pins basil to the wall and he turns like beet red😎
Sunny × Basil || Sunflower
Not my thing, but if you like it, literally slay omg tell me your hcs
No longer a Sunflower DNI kindof person💪just dont expect to see it from me
Uhh ships like Sunnysideup or Pink popcorn or Omosun/Mindfuck are a big nono on my page and I will 100% block any sort of pr0shippers that come near. Im sorry but im not a vile human being.
ANYWHO thats abt it ill cya all next time
Buhbye :3
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Can I please rant for a bit? One thing that really irks me when it comes to how the fandom sees Sirius is that he was somehow mediocre at magic. He became an Animagus, McGonagall says he's 'exceptionally bright' and Slughorn calls him 'talented', plus Dumbledore says he is 'clever' and what he did was 'extraordinary' (as in, he became an Animagus at fifteen). Oh yeah, he also helps make the Marauder's Map and retains his magic in Azkaban (Dementors are supposed to drain away power). He summons six objects at once, he displays healing skills, duels Dolohov and Bellatrix (and only lost bc he got cocky + Bellatrix was a decade or so older so she fought the entirety of the war, talk about pure talent), two of the most dangerous DE after being rusty for twelve years, almost cracks the GOF plot on scraps of newspapers. He even shows knowledge of very abstract and rare magic ('the reverse spell effect?'). His idea of fun with his mates was basically cartography and the height of complex self-transfiguration, they were all nerds. I'm sure if he'd had the chance he'd have been so dangerous and a bloody extraordinary wizard, like there's the Dumbledore/Grindelwald/Voldemort and Sirius and James are directly behind them. I have no doubt Remus wasn't lying when he said 'they were the cleverest students in the entire school'. I wouldn't be surprised if him and James (and Lupin I guess) also invented spells like Snape. It sounds like their idea of fun. Oh yeah, they were also well-versed in hexes and jinxes that they knew obscure illegal ones like the Bertram Aubrey head enlargement hex. But they think he's an idiot bc he acts recklessly when he's very emotionally compromised and mad with grief/depressed. That's not idiocy, that's a man who needs therapy. Sorry for making this so long feel free to ignore it was just therapeutic to write. But like the amount of times I've seen Sirius and James ask Lily for help on the Marauder's Map is mind boggling, they literally didn't need it.
anon, you have my whole heart rn. feel free to rant in my ask/inbox anytime u want. in fact, i’m actually requesting u to do it more bc this was so articulate i actually don’t have a lot to say for once lol
(a while ago, i did a character bingo where i ticked off sumn like ‘terrified of them in real life’ or something for sirius. there’s a very good reason for that lol)
i honest to god cannot deal with the whole ‘stupid sirius’ thing. thankfully i don’t see it as often now as i used to it man, even one fic w is one too many for me. it’s just so,,,,jarring ykno? because his intelligence wasn’t just tell but very, very show and to still bypass all that and genuinely believe he was stupid is just rly weird to me. and it’s often hand in hand with all the drama queen characterisation and everything i’ve ranted about before which just makes it so much worse.
and god. the marauders were honestly nerds. it’s a wonder they were cool (i mean, we don’t know if they were but i definitely hc it so. ykno) bc look at these fucking idiots. everyone is spending time fucking around while they’re playing around with advanced, extremely dangerous & illegal magic. i love that sm for them. honestly, i find it perfectly plausible they could have invented spells (maybe their own for the map?) but i also love them picking up obscure or tricky magics. like, i have this hc that j&s could duel w both hands bc they trained for a scenario where that could happen. or sirius started etching runes before he was taught formally. just,,,small things like that ykno?
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i love witch sunny sm he thinks he's so cool and mysterious and shady meanwhile he's actually the most pathetic young man on planet earth. even his cat's cooler than him
JDBDJDJD LITERALLY THATS LITERALLY HIM. This guy is literally still scared of spiders even though he literally has the means to just blow one up with a snap. This guy calls himself Stranger as if that'll make Kel, Aubrey, and Basil any less suspicious of him. He's dumber than his own cat 😔
Also fun fact in the most recent draft of the main fic I was writing for this au, he slips up and refers to Kel by name before any of the group tell him their names. lmao
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For the series ask thingy: warrior nun, bones, wednesday and/or teen wolf?
I'll do all of them cause fuck it
warrior nun
favorite male character: none. literally don't care about a single man in that show
favorite female character: ava <33333 but i also absolutely adore beatrice as well
least favorite character: I don't remember his name, yet I didn't care enough about him to remember, I just didn't like him. yes I'm being vague cause I don't care
prettiest character: BEATRICE
funniest character: ava and camila
favorite season: season 2
favorite episode: 2x01. the avatrice fluff had me all giddy
favorite romantic ship: AVATRICE
favorite family ship: the girls and mother superior. found family trope ftw
favorite friend ship: avatrice with both yasmine and camila
worst ship: ava and that dude from season one whose name I cannot remember (i suck at remembering names sm). I mean, I don't care about their relationship its just idk who else to choose
ship that is overhyped: none. and the ones that are hyped deserve to have it
ship that is underhyped: fallenhalo tbh
an unpopular opinion: I don't have any tbh
bones
favorite male character: SWEETS. oh, I love him and I miss him he deserves SO MUCH better. also really liked aubrey as well
favorite female character: ANGELA THE LOML. I love her i love her i love her
least favorite character: it's been so long since I've seen the show entirely I've only just recently rewatched random episodes I can remember but I DEFINITELY hate the guy who killed Sweets. public enemy number ONE
prettiest character: angela <3333
funniest character: hodgins
favorite season: not any in particular
favorite episode: definitely the season 6 finale
favorite romantic ship: booth & brennan!! one of my favorite slowburns also adore hodgela as well
favorite family ship: hodgela + michael & booth/brennan + christine
favorite friend ship: brennan and angela
worst ship: i guess booth and hannah. i just never really cared at all
ship that is overhyped: none imo
ship that is underhyped: cam and arastoo, definitely
an unpopular opinion: I also don't have any for bones either
wednesday
favorite male character: eugene and ajax
favorite female character: ENID! my sunshine lesbian angel that can kill you. god, I love her
least favorite character: joseph crackstone
prettiest character: wednesday, enid and bianca
funniest character: eugene
favorite season: one by default
favorite episode: episode 4
favorite romantic ship: WENCLAIR, MY BELOVEDS
favorite family ship: the addams family
favorite friend ship: wednesday and eugene
worst ship: wednesday and tyler
ship that is overhyped: none that i know of that is undeserving of the hype
ship that is underhyped: i'm a wenclay enjoyer. also xajax
an unpopular opinion: as much as I don't ship wednesday and xavier, I would like to see them make a good friendship if the writers stop pushing a romance towards them. even jenna agrees
teen wolf
favorite male character: isaac, my beloved of all time. also liam, my short king!!!!
favorite female character: kira and malia <333
least favorite character: gerard argent and kate argent
prettiest character: all of them girls in the show
funniest character: stiles, isaac and liam
favorite season: season 3 and 4
favorite episode: 3x20
favorite romantic ship: stalia, scira, scisaac, and allydia
favorite family ship: sciles + liam. also scott and melissa & stilinski and stiles
favorite friend ship: sciles
worst ship: st*dia (and i swear if I get one more ask asking why I dislike them, I will lose it)
ship that is overhyped: st*rek
ship that is underhyped: morey
an unpopular opinion: stiles and lydia worked better as platonic then romantic. also lydia is a lesbian with comphet, obviously
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30 rock s1 thread pt 2
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jake and aubrey make up a sick 15 part handshake that includes fire magic and dani’s like... god. betrayed by my own brother. how come we don’t have a handshake jake? huh? huh? fucking replacing me?
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you about aubrey: i just think shes neat!
yes!!! she’s so neat!!!
but like... idk man, something about Her i just connect with a lot? perhaps it’s because my best friend, the moment i said that aubrey was my favorite, told me “of course she’s your favorite, you remind me exactly of her” and that made my heart happy!! or perhaps it’s just bc i get super attached to fictional characters and there’s something about aubrey that i just see myself in, you know? idrk how to explain it and i always get a bit embarrassed talking about my attachment to characters ajkskjfjkfkjf but it’s kinda like... killian is at the Top of the list for taz characters that i feel really attached to, and i think aubrey is right there in second
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Hey 👋🏼 I was wondering if I could request a specific Kanthony prompt? Do you mind writing the scene of when Kate returns to her home after confronting Anthony in his study(I am talking abt the post-wedding encounter)? It happens right before the carriage accident and we don’t even get her POV, so I was hoping if you could fill that void?
Anon, thank you so much for this prompt. i have to say, i think you’ve given me the hardest one to write yet but still, it was a pleasure to write this. i hope i’ve filled the void per se, if I haven’t - imma try to edit and amend this when i get the chance to! thanks sm!
Shards of heavy rain rapped against the window; the shadow of Kate’s face obscured by a flickering light bulb.
Silence.
That was a sound Kate detested especially now without the loudness of his laughter or his searing kisses that bloomed desperate desire and birthed a world she was not used to.
Especially now as she stood in close proximity to the violent velocity of England’s ugliest winter storm.
Anthony was well-acquainted with Kate’s deathly fear of storms yet that or her bloodless face couldn’t inhibit the man – the man she loved and who had stirred desire and want in her, from leaving.
Anthony?
His hands, cold and bloodless, rejected her with a flinch. Kate was pained, if she was trying not to exhibit such feelings, she had failed.
Miserably.
Their union hadn’t been a love match, it had been echoed to her numerous of times, but his rejection felt deathly.
Almost personal.
His distance hurt her, and his soiled appearance was even more concerning.
Kate yearned to stalk across to his desk, wrap her hands fuelled by inexplicable desire around his neck, and clean him from the god-forsaken state she had found him in.
But she refrained, not because she wanted to, but because dear old Anthony eyed her with apathy, like he didn’t recognise the woman he was married to.
She was not at liberty, even if she wanted to, to ignore the feeling of abandonment that crept up her chest and clouded her judgment.
Anthony was gone and possibly drunk and disconsolate, lauding his lips with bourbon and smoke. Disconsolate and in darkness could accurately depict his hunched posture but his face was aggrieved.
Go home, Kate.
Kate remembered his terse words with a wince and a deep shake of the head. The tightest lines were borne into his skin as his directions to her were curt.
Home?
Aubrey Hall was not home without him.
Their bed was not home without him.
He had absconded from their conjugal bed and there stood a possibility, a probable possibility, that her marriage to the Viscount was all but over.
His lips, usually painted on her skin, had cursed out obscenities she’d rather not repeat. Even the little things had become so ugly.
Kate could not fathom overcoming such a marital hurdle.
It would be completely foolish to suggest otherwise.
Hidden underneath her sheets, she clasped her eyes shut in a panic hoping that the absence of Anthony as her cloak was a painful nightmare, and not her present reality.
She hitched a tight breath, causing her chest to rise and fall, running her fingers along the lingering scent of bourbon and smoke, still embedded in their marital sheets.
Her heart felt heavy and downcast at the empty king-sized bed. A bed of this stature was not meant to be slept in alone.
Yet Kate had slept unaccompanied for almost two nights now.
Kate opted not to think of his anticipated return, but of when she’d grow accustomed to the idea that their marriage, though brief, had run its course.
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⌠ aubrey joseph. cismale. he/him. ⌡❝ — well, look who’s just arrived ! if it isn’t the one and only eugene lane. though, around here they’re known as the obsequious. don’t tell ‘em i said this but the twenty two year old mechanic kinda has a reputation of being self - critical and acquiescent. but y’know, they can be magnanimous and conscientious too. typical aries. anyways, welcome home and stay safe gene ! ❞
let’s rock & roll buckerOOS here is a v long intro bc i got rlly ! excited ! abt this rp ! i’m nae ( twenty , she /her , acst / from good ol’ australia ! ) and i’ll be playing eugene lane , whom you can learn more abt below !
𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬.
full name : eugene anthony lane .
nickname / alias : gene .
age : twenty two .
gender / pronouns : cismale , he / him .
sexual / romantic orientation : bisexual / biromantic .
hometown : born & raised in misty hollow , connecticut , babey !
occupation : mechanic .
could be compared to : grizz visser from the society , monty green from the 100 , rio from money heist .
𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲.
eugene lane : you’re born in a run - down trailer , broken blinds & shattered kitchenware . born to two parents , one of which is nothing but an absent shadow in your life , and another who carries an edge like knives ━ you’re born on the wrong side of the tracks , but you’re not born there alone . you’re sister is born several minutes before you , and she will stand steadfast by your side throughout every up and down , she will always be there to be your pillar of strength , and that is more than enough love to survive on ━ you are brought up rough , and not just in that busted up trailer park : you blend into the back of classrooms to avoid all the sneers & pestering , but teachers see you , they remember who you are . they say you’ve got a decent brain in that head of yours , something valuable , something to be harnessed into greatness . they say all your opportunities are waiting for you just around the bend ━ it’s a nice dream , although you fail to see your own potential . for now , you have your gadgets & odd science experiments , selling exam answers & reports to students under the bleachers promising A’s , and that’s enough .
the household is a tense one , and your mom & sister fight A LOT : your mom is intolerable and cruel , and your sister is a spitfire that is easily ignited & not easily extinguished ━ you do your best to keep out of your mother’s vengeful path , even if it means looking away when your sister needs you most , even if it means cowering . you are not a fighter , you do not raise your fists or your tone : you prefer the road less bound for conflict , to speak softer & use gentler palms . your father , when he’s around , has said this is weakness : too passive , too eager , but gene can’t see a fault in being kinder than most .
highschool graduation is a sigh of relief , no longer hassled & tormented by peers that you tried and tried to gain respect from . BUT NOW WHAT ? you are at the very bottom of the food - chain , and you have been brought up with nothing but the tendency to only see your faults ━ somehow , you’re offered apprenticeship at a local automobile mechanic in exchange for free labor ━ not ideal when you’re seeking to pull your own weight in that new apartment with your sister that neither can really afford . but you make it work , you take up odd jobs wherever you can find them : drip ‘n dry laundromat , the hollow diner , even your very own from home computer repair business that never really takes off , but it pulls enough to get by until you can navigate your way under a hood , enough to say : THIS IS ALL ME , eugene lane did this ! and that is enough .
𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 & 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 .
first and foremost .... he Baby ..... GOD he really does have a big heart !!!! cares abt people a HECK ton !!! everything he does is for his sister + those he loves / befriends !!!
v self critical of himself tho like ... he’s constantly doubting himself and his ability's even though !!!! he’s v smart !!! if u ever need help with anything techy , he’s ur man !
loves his job ... sm ... he fuckin LOVES tinkering with stuff . although he’s really only been an official automobile mechanic for abt a year or so ?? will flip out over cars tho .. he’ll ramble ALL DAY abt his opinions on different manufacturers .
he gives off grandpa vibes ... he hardly curses & he’s in bed by 9 ... yes he watches soap operas in his spare time , and what abt it .
will Never snap back at anyone EVER . he will 100 % always back down from confrontation . the only time he has ever stepped ! tf ! up ! was when he was in his late teens & he ... lost oop . he got rlly badly injured ( permanent hearing loss in his right ear . )
strangely tho ?? he is weirdly CALM abt all this murder stuff . he’ll be like ‘ yeah that’s kinda Freaky , huh ’ but then 5 mins later he’ll be out Walkin’ down dark alley’s or taking in hitch - hikers : /
but he’s also this vine when it comes to anything Creepy
𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐬 .
gonna get my homies mood rings so i know when they need a hug : bad boys bad boys .. . whatcha gonna’ do .. . whatcha gonna do when they come 4 u .... i want a BROTP for him !! YESTERDAY !! bonus points if it’s like a dumb boy band squa d
u was my fuckin’ cinnamon apple : ok i’m kinda’ picturing that .... on / off type relationship ?? they are constantly a are they / aren’t they situation bc one second they’re all over each other and the next they refuse 2 speak to each other .
a strictly platonic gal pal : just a gal that he is genuinely friends with ?? not to get my nerdy pants on but ..... hermione granger / harry potter type deal ?? pls he needs it ... I NEED IT
break his heart i dare u : he’s such a sentimentalist that he grows attached to ppl v quickly so mayb it was first just a fling ?? or mayb a highschool crush gone wrong ?? maybe he’s CURRENTLY crushing on them and they’re gonna’ try and let him down easy BUT
a GIRLFRIEND / BOYFRIEND ?? : just gonna throw it out there ... bc who knows ! he’d be a good boyfriend ... he would open doors 4 u & giv u ..... all his undevoted love and undivided attention ALWAYS .
a bad influence : gene is a goody goody , so this person would probably be pushin him outside his comfort zone ?? ━ maybe they’ve manipulated him in a way ?? got him to do their bidding ?? or mayb he’s just followin them around & tryin’ to keep up w / their shenanigans ??
let’s tell each other secrets , ill go first ... i Hat e u : kinda picturing someone he clashed with in highschool ?? but mayb even someone who just gives him a hard time OR MAYB the person he fought with that last tim e ??
and literally anything else !! pls plot with me ... i lo v e u
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My Choices LIs
i've seen this been done by several people but i only remember @mrsthomasorsonhunt and @ahmedkhabbaz lol. so i thought what the hell, let's do it, here's my Choices LIs list:
The Freshman Series: Zig Ortega (i dated Chris in TF book 1 and 2 before i knew he was an option). Zig is my ideal type irl, so i was over the moon when he was introduced, love that man 💖
Rules of Engagement: Leo x MC. Jess (Party Twin) x Blake.
LoveHacks: Mark ❤️
Most Wanted: no one (i shipped Sam and Dave pretty hard though)
The Crown and The Flame: Dom x Kenna, but i also love Dom x Sei and Kenna x Diavalos
Hero: i didn't really spend diamonds on this book but, Kenji i guess?
Endless Summer: Jake Mckenzie
The Royal Romance: Drake Walker 💗
Desire and Decorum: Ernest Sinclaire
Perfect Match: Damien Nazario, Alana Kusuma and male Hayden Young. i miss them sm 😭❤️❤️
A Courtesan of Rome: Cassius was my first LI, but uh the Antony hype might've got to me 👀 so now i'm romancing both Marc and Cassius and i have no idea who's my endgame 😂
Open Heart: Ethan Ramsey and Bryce Lahela 💞
Wishful Thinking: Anna 💕 (i still flirt with Jaime and Aubrey tho lol, i can't help that they're both adorable 😔🤧)
Nightbound: too soon to tell, but i might have a soft spot for Nik Ryder, and i like Katherine so far 🤔
Passport to Romance: Ahmed Khabbaz
America's Most Eligible: Adam or Mackenzie 🤷🏽♀️ (depends on if i have the strength to replay for her, or if i'll just take the easy way out and rename Adam "Damien" in book 3)
Red Carpet Diaries: Thomas Hunt ❣️
Big Sky Country: im not super into any of them or the book in general, but Juliette is my LI.
Across the Void: Meridian 🤤 Holmes and Lyra for Pax and Eos, but i'm not as invested in them lol
The Heist Monaco: Sonia Alves 😍
It Lives in the Woods: Andy
It Lives Beneath: Garrett Danni
The Elementalists: Shreya 💗
Bloodbound: Jax Matsuo 💘
Veil of Secrets: Flynn O'Malley 😍
Ride or Die: by now i've tried all romance routes which led to me accidentally falling in love with all 3 of them whoops, but Mona is my LI ❤️
Haunting of Braidwood Manor: the book was 6 chapters long so it didn't really give me enough time to get attached to any of the characters 😐 pretty sure i kissed Victor though lol. so Victor/no one
High School Story: no one, i wanted Julian 😤
High School Class Act: Rory Silva/Skye Crandall
Home for the Holidays: Nick Peralta. does it even count though if i don't remember anything from the book
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Ned Chicane
I know I said no more answering asks tonight, and I really should get to bed, but I love Ned sm and couldn’t resist doing this one now.
How I feel about this character: I’m, like, shocked by how much he’s grown on me tbh. I never expected to like him, given how much he was set up to be this unreliable, selfish, cowardly asshole, but I found myself really sympathizing with his fear and, god, the way he’s willing to give up so much for his friends is just *chef’s kiss.* He’s super loyal, in his own way, and I really admire that.
Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: BOYD! MOSCHE! Also Victoria seems really cool and I hope we get more back story with her. Damn, Clint…back at it again with the aging bi/pan icons?!
My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: I love how he has this friendly relationship with Aubrey that’s been colored by his guilt and need to atone, although she’s completely blind to those feelings as of now. It’s v fraught and as you know I love angst.
My unpopular opinion about this character: Not sure how unpopular this is, but a lot of his antagonism towards Boyd comes from his own sense of guilt.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Would have been nice to deepen his relationship with Boyd before the latter fucking died…
Favorite friendship for this character: His banter with Kirby is wonderful. Speaking of which where the hell is Kirby? Bring him back!!!
My crossover ship: I…have genuinely no idea.
THANK YOU LOVE THIS MAN
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ok ! it me lily again and here’s intro numero dos ! meet elijah parker ( check out his stats page here and his wc tag here ) who is a completely new muse so this intros gonna be mad dumb but like ... idk i have no excuse , let’s just *marvin gaye vc* get it on .
* aubrey josepy , tweny one , cismale — hey , have you seen elijah parker anywhere ? i’m hearing sabotage by the beastie boys so he must be around here somewhere . hm , maybe they’re at home in gastown or at college . they’re a working student , y’know . people also call them the dirtbag ‘cause they can be pretty abrasive & reckless . but others say they’re also resourceful & calm , so i guess it balances out .
i’m gonna kermit bc elijah’s pretty much just .. steven hyde from that 70s show but im taking him in a different direcTION OK dont yell at me pls ,,
background
— born in vancouver , elijah’s parents got pregnant with him at a really young age , like .. 18 :/ and so his mom dipped on him and his dad a couple months after he was born
— when elijah was eight , his dad realized he couldn’t do this by himself so he ... dipped too sdsfnfknd and left elijah with his older sister
— it was good though cause she ! actually had wanted kids of her own but didn’t want a man cause like ........ obv but ANYWAYS like elijah loves his aunt sm , he feels like he owes her everything . if it weren’t for her , elijah would probably be on the streets right now , a high school drop out .. like she put elijah on that straight and narrow !
— but like , not completely straight cause uk ... he an ~individualist~ . a total rebel , 0 trust for the government , conspiracy nut , lowkey a genius but acts dumber than he is . like , what’s a book ? idk . probably has committed arson . intolerant , sarcastic , definitely an asshole , srry .
— so anyways , even though he really didn’t want to , his aunt made him go to university and study something she thinks he’d be really successful at which was architecture . cause , surprise ! elijah’s the total artsy type , loves to draw , (insert graphic design is my passion meme here) , sims anyone ? yanno , dumb stuff like that .
connections
— friends in uni ! elijah ... probably doesn’t have a lot cause he sucks but a brotp would be super cute ! dumb & dumber , y’know ?
— okay , this isn’t me tryna ship right off the bat , i swear . i’m a lady , i like BUILDUP but !!!! give me the jackie burkhart to this steven hyde .... the princess to the .. idk , dragon ? that’s kinda gross but like just the total baby doll , spoiled brat type so they can irritate each other OR he can have an unrequited crush on .. just make him suffer pls
— coworkers at the vinyl store , let ‘em be ugli music elitists together .
— hookups / exes . he’s gross , there’s probably a lot .
— half siblings , either from his mom or dad . this one’s sad , he’ll be real sad if he meets them and find out . give me this pls .
— someone he messes w , maybe someone a lil softer , naive , that he’s always taking advantage of in a sense playing pranks on them , like maybe they’re friends and elijah lets them be the fall guy , y’know ?? it cld get ugly....
— oh !! roommates pls .. if ur muse lives in a crappy apartment in gastown and is okay living w a gross messy dude , hmu .......
— ugh , someone he actually cares about .. #gross . but like in a big brother typa way ? cause he’s technically an only child .. just someone he shows his soft side to ..
— anything else ! if you have any other ideas or maybe we shld just surprise ourselves and completely do it chem based , that’s cool too ! i’m literally down for anything !!
okay that’s all i can come up with at three am , don’t judge me . but this whole intro is literally so ugly like i don’t want to look at this anymore . i’m sorry you had to but pls plot w me anyways
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RULES: Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write 11 new ones. Tag 11 people to answer your questions, as well as the person who tagged you.
I am borrowing this meme from @swissmissing, but I am also breaking most of the rules. I liked both sets of 11 questions in SM’s post, so I am answering both of them instead of only answering one set and then making up more of my own. Also, I’m not tagging people, but if these look fun then by all means jump in!
First set of questions:
1. Star Trek or Star Wars? Both. I could never choose between them.
2. Rec a fanfiction you’ve read recently (not a fandom classic, ideally something new to discover). I enjoyed this Vetinari/Vimes fic in the Discworld fandom recently. The Last Sentence, by oneinspats (E,.43,000 words). Also its sequel, Lionheart (M, 25,000 words). It’s a small ship, so I treasure the fics that I find. In the Sherlock fandom, I have just become aware that i_ship_an_armada is writing a fusion fic based on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, which is one of my well-loved films :) Wait long enough and fandom will provide everything!
3.If you could go anywhere in the world on holiday, where would you choose? Hmmm. I’d probably be dull and go somewhere in the UK or Ireland, but Greece, Italy, Austria, or Germany could certainly make the list as well.
4. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones? The Beatles.
5. Have you ever met anyone famous? (if there’s more than one pick your fave) The most famous people I’ve ever had meaningful interactions with (as in, talked to one-on-one and went out to lunch with as part of a group) were Ray Bradbury and Ray Harryhausen. They were very kind, friendly, sweet people.
6. What is your favourite film? I love movies and couldn’t narrow it down to one favorite. Some contenders would be: Lawrence of Arabia, Singin’ in the Rain, Monkey Business (The Marx Brothers), The Black Stallion, The Sixth Sense, The Pirates of Penzance, The Court Jester, The Train, The Cameraman (Buster Keaton)...and many more.
7. Do you play any instruments? No. I played Korean drums in college, specifically the buk and janggu. I also briefly flirted with the cello in elementary school :)
8. There’s a Zombie Apocalypse. What would be your weapon of choice? Denial? A locked door? I wouldn’t last long in a zombie apocalypse, let’s be honest.
9. Favourite Sherlock episode? It’s really close between A Study in Pink and The Reichenbach Fall.
10. Benedict Cumberbatch or Martin Freeman? Does this mean which of them do I rate higher as an actor? Martin Freeman. If it’s asking about which of them I find more attractive, it would be Benedict. As people, I like them both insofar as one can get an impression of a person through random interviews.
11. Favourite Fan Fic Author? Too many to count. In the Sherlock fandom, some of my favorites include bendingsignpost, odamaki, ancientreader, lifeonmars/marsdaydream, what_alchemy, etothepii, evadne/parachute_silks, lindentreeisle, saki101, and...so many more!
Second set of questions:
1. Where did you watch The Final Problem (TV/cinema/iPlayer/other)? In the communal TV room of my apartment building. There was a football game on and I couldn’t get the use of the TV until half an hour into the episode, so I came in when Moriarty landed in the helicopter. It made no sense, but starting from the beginning wouldn’t really have helped :)
2. Other fandom(s) you are active in? Over the last month I’ve been reading in Sherlock BBC, ACD Holmes, Patrick O’Brian’s Aubrey-Maturin novels, Discworld, Batman, and The Man from UNCLE.
3. Your parents’ job(s)? My dad worked as a computer programmer in the aeronautics industry, my mom works in public relations for the arts.
4. Green Christmas or White Christmas? I like them both, but if pressed, probably white. So long as I can stay inside and just look at the prettiness rather than, you know, driving through it.
5. Last thing you ate? Cheese on toast.
6. Ever been in a natural disaster? Not really. I’ve been close to tornadoes but never REALLY close.
7. Would you watch if a 5th series of Sherlock were made? I would watch it, yes, with the expectation of enjoying the actors, collecting the good bits, and ignoring the majority of it. That is how I approached S4 as well, and it worked out fine. S3 was the painfully disappointing one for me, and since then I have managed my expectations.
8. John Watson: straight, bi, gay, other? I tend to read him as straight in ACD and BBC canon and bi (possibly demisexual bi, requiring strong pre-existing emotional attachment before experiencing physical attraction) in most of my favorite fic.
9. Rec me a Sherlock casefic? The Camford Dares, by writerfan2013 (T, Johnlock, 17,000 words). Sherlock is being mysterious and secretive and John is being particularly stubborn and their annoying case in a well-known university town is not helping anything. Case!fic! Mystery and infuriation but ultimately johnlock.
10. Worst injury? In middle school the bottom of my foot became totally covered with warts. They were painful, and having them scraped away at and iced was more so. My parents were seriously considering surgery that would have taken out large chunks of my left foot before the whole infestation mysteriously disappeared on its own.
11. What should you be doing right now? Ordering lunch. Yay.
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