#man i want noodles now

[amelia-yap]

@powertaco heho

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #maria calavera #death's whiterose #rwby #my art #this one's for you being awesome in general #theyre silly #i think i made ruby's legs too noodle #shes noodle #slurp #noodle #yeah #noodles are great #why do some people refer to pasta as noodles anyway #man i want noodles now #i should make some tomorrow and shut up now

[rad-roche]

some days, you just aren't in there. other days, you wish you weren't

#nick valentine #fallout 4 #fo4 #fallout #rochedotpng #now here's a fun experiment! #the other day i borked merging two layers on another picture and it came out looking kind of weird and dreamy #and i thought huh. that's a cool effect actually #my art software automatically records speedpaints but usually i set them to like x6 speed and stick some music on #just for interest nobody wants to watch 18 minutes of noodling #but this one was very simple so it's 1:1 #1:1 for initial video speed i mean. i do not. i do not paint this fast. god i wish #no outside software editing on this one just the raw fat of the hog #dead man talking

[randomwriteronline]

"Warden Melli!"

If Melli could have pretended not to have heard that, he could have just turned around and started walking extremely fast away from the Sitrus tree he had been harvesting berries from; but since it was absolutely impossible for anybody with mostly undamaged hearing to miss that shout, he groaned loudly and faced his Pearl counterpart as he clumsily slid down a small slope to come meet him.

"What is it now?" he whined snappily, glaring at the man through his narrowed eyes so venomously he could have overwhelmed anybody's blood with toxins.

Unfortunately, Warden Ingo had proved multiple times to be immune to poison.

So he stared right into the younger warden's pupils, not at all put off by the hostile look lodging itself into his haunted face nor seemingly recognizing the antagonistic tone: "I was hoping to speak with you," he answered candidly.

"Then be quick," Melli hissed as he yanked another berry from the tree: "I don't have time to waste with the likes of you."

"Oh, of course! I would not want you to run into delays on your schedule because of me - I will be very quick, I promise," Ingo reassured him. Before his Diamond counterpart could roll his eyes and scoff, he kept true to his word and got straight to the point: "I only wished to compliment you on your handling of Lord Electrode!"

Melli’s hand stopped halfway to the mostly full basket. He creased his brow, blinked, gripped the Sitrus in his hand a little tighter, and turned properly to the older man with a grimace stuck between confusion and distrust.

“What would that mean?” he asked.

Ingo adjusted his hat by th visor, a motion that would have conveyed his slight embarassment better if he had managed to wipe that frown off of himself: “Ah, I apologize, I recognize that was excessively vague - you see, I was warned before transfering here to look after Sneasler that Electrode was an extremely capricious Pokémon, capable of shaking the mountain to its foundations with detonations of great magnitude at the slightest hint of displeasure. “

The younger man curled his nose like a disgruntled Stunky and twisted his lip. Sure, the Lord of the Hollow was moody and powerful, but that was no way to talk about him.

“But despite having lived here nearly a year now, I’ve yet to experience anything even slightly close to such behaviour!” the other continued, speech suddenly turning emphatic: “In fact - and I hope you’ll forgive me for making assumptions based on my approximate knowledge on the matter - from what little I’ve seen of him on occasion, Electrode had always struck me as being mostly perfectly content and at ease! I can only attribute such a positive state to you working hard in order to make sure his every need is met! I would expect no less from a warden, of course, let alone one as fond of this Lord as you are, but the consistency with which you do so is quite remarkable - especially considering the challenges posed by his irritable tendencies!”

Almost in the same way one wakes from an unplanned nap, Ingo realized very suddenly that he had shifted his bright eyes to beam directly into Melli’s as he had spoken, volume of voice rising steadily, and that the other warden seemed now to make himself small in front of all this intensity, as if he were attempting to retreat in his own shoulders.

The foreigner quickly looked down to his own feet in mortification, pulling his hat lower upon his face to better relieve him of all that exhausting eye contact.

“Please forgive me, I... I got quite carried away for a moment. I only - I fear I was overzealous with my explanation, I did not mean to come onto you so strongly,” he mumbled, sheepish.

In the small bout of silence that followed he managed to mentally file a complete and exceptionally thorough formal complaint against himself for disturbance of the peace and catastrophic failure at what was supposed to be a simple interaction meant to form a positive connection with another human being - both equally unforgivable crimes that would have had to be rectified by either an entire day spent wallowing in mortification or a death sentence, the latter of which he would have very gladly accepted as his fate.

“Thank you.”

For a moment he did not realize that it was Melli who interrupted his stream of conciousness, because that voice so thin and weak barely resembled his.

When Ingo dared rise his gaze again (there was always the possibility that a lightning strike would have burnt him to a crisp to kindly let him known that was the wrong course of action) his Diamond counterpart struck him as suddenly looking incredibly young. Maybe it was his almost frightened expression, or the way his shoulders closed in on his chest, or how he nervously picked at his nails, or that strange tone with which he’d spoken.

Sneasler’s warden tilted his cap in a curt nod of aknowledgement before he could keep on staring any longer.

“I will let you resume your usual schedule now!” he excused himself quickly: “Once again, my honest praise for you well-done work. I apologize for having derailed the course of your duties. Have a good day, warden Melli.”

The younger man nodded quietly; he looked without a word at the foreigner speed away with an abnormally stiff gait, embarassed beyond belief.

-

Iscan sat away from the trimestral celebration, enjoying some peace and quiet. Festivities got quite overwhelming for him - so nobody thought him rude for stepping out of the settlement for a breather every now and then during these occasions. Plus, it was a nice clear night and the air was just cool enough on his skin to give him pleasant goosebumps.

Quick steps made him turn his head back towards his home, and he smiled welcomingly at Melli as he took a seat beside him and scooted closer, leaning his head on the wide chest while the older warden wrapped an arm around him.

They enjoyed the chirping silence of the Mirelands like that, for a little bit.

Then the younger played with a lock of hair and mumbled rapidly: “He said ‘m doin’ well.”

“Hm?” Iscan hummed, not having been paying attention.

“The Pear clan’s foreigner warden, Ingo - he said he thinks I’m taking care of Lord Electrode very well,” his friend repeated.

At that he nodded, pleasantly surprised: “Oh! How nice of him.”

It wasn’t often that Melli got positive reinforcement, what with his insufferable charade of superiority usually grating everybody else’s nerves into fine dust and discouraging them from offering him any sort of kind words about his work since he apparently praised himself abundantly on his own anyways; so he was very glad for Ingo taking the initiative to do so even though, logically, he was subjected to the pompous performance the most out of anybody else in Hisui.

The sound of fingers fidgeting had him wait patiently for the overthought subject of the evening.

“Why would he do that?” the younger warden whined quietly, honestly distraught: his tone was an almost perfect replica of the one he used as a kid when crying about someone pulling his hair or tripping him into a puddle.

Iscan cocked an eyebrow: “You didn’t like what he said?”

“No - I mean - he’s right, no? He’s gotta be, since Electrode loves me--” (and the older man knew that was no exaggeration, but honest truth) “--But why?”

The warm dark hand on Melli’s shoulder squeezed it comfortingly as Iscan tried to figure out something the other would have accepted as a possibility, eventually settling on a tentative: “Maybe he just wanted to be nice?”

“But that makes no sense!” his little cousin argued, furrowing his upset brow enough to give himself a headache if he kept that going: “I haven’t been exactly nice to him, so why should he feel like he should be with me? And he’s never in need of anything, so I don’t know what he could want in return - maybe he just wants me to owe him something, so he can use that to get me to do what he wants when he needs it most?”

The long sigh that deflated the chest he leaned against instantly worried Melli with the horrid thought of having annoyed the only person who liked him.

But Iscan tilted his head and twirled a strand of lilac hair between his fingers: “Look, now...” he began very gently: “I’ve heard a little about Ingo from warden Palina, and if I can trust what she’s told me - and I assure you I can, because she was very honest with me - he’s exactly as polite and nice as much as he’s strange. So I’m fairly certain that he told you how good of a job you’re doing because he really thought that, and just wanted you to know.”

A soft hum rattled the thin frame under his arm.

“Even if I’ve only been insufferable?” his cousin insisted weakly.

“Maybe he said those kind things because of that.”

“What do you mean?”

“That he might have wanted to get some good blood flowing between you two.”

“You really think so?”

“I don’t see why it shouldn’t be like that.”

Melli exhaled quietly.

He curled a little closer to his only human confidant.

“I don’t know what to do about that,” he mumbled.

“Well,” the larger warden laid his head on top of his as he hugged him properly. “I guess it wouldn’t be that bad of a start to be nice to him back, no?”

Some Zubats screeched happily further away, and Iscan hoped with all his heart Ingo would have liked the candy truffles and Pecha berries his cousin would have inevitably drowned him in, as the only way he could be honestly kind without betraying his carefully crafted mask was through edible gifts.

#pokémon #pokemon legends arceus #warden melli #submas ingo #warden iscan #random writing #my three favorite lads! here they come! #iscan is the most balanced out of the three of them and man if it doesnt say smth #iscan upon underperforming in an interaction: oh no 3:} ive embarassed myself #melli and ingo upon underperforming in an interaction: i got a bad grade in Human which means i am now viable to be Hunted For Sport #i want them to be........... on good terms................................... #ofc in game ingos annoyed by melli bein mean n stupid and mellis mean n stupid bc hes gotta be with this noodle of a teen comin over #but also..... good terms...... sorta pals..... #ingo: how can i make a meaningful positive interaction with my fellow warden? i know! genuine praise for something hes good at! #melli whos never had someone compliment him for that: (shortcircuits)

[whereismyhat5678]

I'M SORRY BUT THE BRAZIL DRAWING MADE ME THINK THAT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A STUDIO GHIBLI STORY-

Just this bat gal who's lonely randomly finds a human gal trying to find her family heirloom (her hat) so the two try make friends and go on vacation where they both meet two few strange fellows (cough cough ijusthavefun and i) and the group have small adventures while trying to find the human girls family heirloom-

Had to do something for this 🥹

Y’ALL GONNA HELP ME FIND MY HAT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! 😭💗😭💗😭💗

(Seriously you guys are everything 💗💗💗💗 Wanna show some appreciation and also cuz- YOUR SONA’S ARE SO FUN TO DRAW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥)

Come ere’ guys!

@moon9931 @noodletime @ijusthavefun

ALSO CUZ GENUINELY THAT AS A GHIBLI MOVIE????? AAAGGGGH THAT’S SO CUUUTE!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

#Y’KNOW WHAT? Mine as well post it now I’m happy with it <x]] #IT’S NOODLE :00 #MAN this took me all day but it was worth it 💪💪 #Saturdays are slow but couldn’t skip this one 💗💗 #ALSO look at y’all I swear your sona’s are so huggable I want to just- #*GRABS YOU THROW SCREEN* #AAAHH love this ask since it makes me think you’re hyping me up to get my heirloom back <:] #Request(?) #Ask(?)

[scuddle-bubble101]

Me: -done with shower and making breakfast- ?: -new voice suddenly appears and proceeds to judge the brand of cereal I am eating.- Me: Me: You just got here and you will deal with what I e a t.

#serif talks #the noodles & company system talks #you've been lingering about and NOW you wanna judge what I munch on? #Its raisin bran #what the heck is wrong with raisin bran. I have a simple palate #judging me #well get use to it bud >m> #smh this g UY #sys problems #so... This is the first time he's spoken... But he's been lingering for a good two weeks #and I love and hate it X'D #by the by this is for funnies.. He doesn't seem like a bad dude but I didn't want to be judged for eating cereal X'D #so go eat - whatever you eat man #leave me alooooone lol #we usually don't share much of our personal interactions anymore but this one was kinda funny and kinda sudden X'D

[deadlysoupy]

Hehe. 20 & 29? : 3

hehe hii!!! (i'd love to try baked sweet potatoes i've never had them 😭😭)

favorite form of potato?

probably fried or baked or steamed or- (i like potaters!!! i used to eat them raw as a kid lmao (i was dumb and had a backyard garden so i just.. dug a few of them out, cut them up on my little kid's kitchen with a pretend knife and ate them. lol))

favorite disney princess movie?

TANGLED FOR THE WIN !!!!!! still love this movie and always will. Rapunzel is my special little princess and i'm a simp for Eugene and the movie will always have a special place in my heart. i'm a hopeless romantic can you tell

preferred pasta noodle?

i had to google this. spaghetti, cavatappi and farfallette are the ones i most often see in the store and the ones i most often eat!! although cavatappi is my go-to even tho it's kinda hard to eat. i heart spaghetti also

#man. i want noodles now #or.. pasta? whats the difference i have no idea #asks

[qoldwater]

I always forget how people back in the olde days used to just die so easily from the flu, until I get the flu myself dhhdhdhf because on one hand I know our medicine is just soo much better now a days but on the other hand I have the immune system of a dead man and once I get sick I'm like the ye olde victorian child on a death bed dhdhdhhd it's been 4 days and I just NOW can get on my phone to watch videos and text, and eat and drink water, and coherently string words together and do more than just lay in bed and moan in pain, and sweat and cough in sick delirium 😭

#im being so deadass #i only slept once between just staring at whatever i was hallucinating on the ceiling and that was last night #and i dreamt that i was eating glass #i know its because ive hurt my stomach and ribs from so much coughing because i can barely talk #at least in my dream i was picky about the glass i was eating LMAOOO i was like NO I WANT THE BUBBLE AMBER DRINKING GLASS NOM NOM #and raided a flea market just to find it and eat it #i dont fucking know #i finally ate some chicken noodle soup and apple sauce too and ive finally had some wonderful and amazing water #i swear i never enjoyed it more in my LIFE #i hate being sick because i get so sick so easily and soo soo so bad #fucking rough man #i had no idea it was Saturday until i just checked #fucking was Tuesday last I remembered god damnit #also its really scary looking in the mirror because I dont look well or look like myself right now #body image warning #but my face looks so hallow and dark and scratched up because apparently I either was scratching in my sleep or something happened #and I'm soo much thinner than the last time I looked in a mirror and got out of bed like 4 days ago #my beard is big and shaggy and i need to shave but i really really don't look good and its hard to do any self care #when you go from looking healthy and glowy to pale and dark and thin in just a couple days #like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that #im caught in a state of #this isn't reality #which i know isnt safe or good but ill be okay because i know im just in shock and that i cant push myself through it #especially in this weakened state #i just need to take it slow and steady #drink my water stay in my blanket and eat what i can and take my meds and thank FUCK I came through the fog and rest

[todayisafridaynight]

can I see a picture of your dad 👉👈

yeah of course here you go

#snap chats #he IS my dad idc. i do call him my dad every other time i post bout him so 😔 #BUT ON THE REAL uhhh no <3 #i might overshare every bit of my life but i feel weird sharing pics of my fam #even if my dad Is Also chronically online and loves taking selfies and pics of me to post every time we hang out #no guys listen he's a menace whenever we hang out we usually go out to eat or we eat in #and Every Fuckin Time i be eatin and i look up i see him with his phone like :) smile :) #and then i make a demon face and hes like no !!!! an actual smile !!!! and then i do actually smile cause its really funny #wait im just talking about my dad now sorry everyone you can stop reading these tags #i just remember when i did my daigo cosplay and i saw him he was just like 'omg you're like a mini me' #old man you wish you had hair like mine ok ENOUGH 😭 #but yeah guess thats what you can imagine if you want a pic of my dad. like. like daigo but if he had a buzz cut and smiled 500% more #so not daigo in the slightest HAH GOTTEM i can bully him that's my boy #idk how i made myself hungry but im hungry. ouuugh curry sounds good but i spent a lot and i dont wanna spend $2 on a cup of rice #cheap ass #noodle time then ;] #ok bye while on the one hand how dare you go against my word when i say 'you can stop reading' #but on the other hand... omg :) hiiii thanks for readin <3

[asexualannoyance]

i very desperately want some good pete angst

#just pete grappling with the reality that now there is sb who Sees him who Knows him #and that vegas will continue to do so and won't let pete fade into the background #(at least not with him) #and also sth sth about how there will always be an angry man in your house if you've been raised by one #and how pete vegas and macau #(even though macau maybe less so but idk) #have grown up with one and how pete sometimes jumps/flinches in certain scenes #yk the one where vegas let's the noodle bowl fall to the ground and pete jumps? #yeah sth to that effect #i just want to read some good good pete angst #you can even make vegas angsty too because he isn't really sure what is going on and shit and doesn't really know how to help #just pete wanting to be Seen but also to disappear into the background bodyguard style #i love angst can you tell lmao #i also love the resolution and comfort but i am very shit at coming up with it #if it involves subspace and maybe cockwarming but like no actual fucking 👀 #if anybody read this far in my tags and has recommendations please give them to me 🥺 #vegaspete #(fun fact: i came up with a whole plot before falling asleep last night so there's that lmao)

[mc-260627]

Talking about dragons is boring. What's your Starbucks order and favorite instant ramen

I've never been to a Starbucks but I typically order standard vanilla iced coffees from fast food chains. And I very rarely encounter instant ramen that isn't the 50¢ Styrofoam cup kind to have an actual loyalty but anything with udon noodles I will be heavily tempted by

#ask #anon #udon noodles r so fucking good man ough now i want udon y_y #i just recently got introduced to the Japanese golden curry blocks and oouuaagghgh i fuckin get it now i understand

[bloodsbane]

like. just. SLAMS my fists on the table. no one does lip syncing in animation quite like gorillaz with 2D like how am i supposed to be normal about it

#banebabbles #it can be a bit off on the 3D models sometimes but like. i get that it's hard. tricksy #but theyve neeever struck out with the 2D animation like everrr #man. the demon days album promo commercials are probably at least 20% of the reason im a freak now #it was like... about the gritty dark edge of it #like you know that part in feel good inc where 2d like. moves his shoulders #and like. spins his head??? hard to describe #but it's wack and kinda weird but that was my FAVORITE. bit of animation as a kid. i wanted to look at that one part Constantly #...also i definitely had a crush on both 2d and noodle (bc there was a part from el manana) #my affinity for chars w covered eyes... is this the origin...

[sleeping-realist-waking-dreamer]

lowkey in such a fic writing brain bc i love when larry is literally just some guy in a sort of situation

i have an incredibly specific vision here tho. like i want him to be doing cool shit in an expressly uncool manner. yes hes on a secret mission protecting the region from an outbreak of the powerful area zero monsters and thats his Actual third job. but he just severely boring about it. not even like a cool angst point past plot device its literally just his job. hes not reeeally supposed to talk about it (NDAs amirite) but yeah ultimately geeta just contracted him to do that and he could do with the money tbfh (rent these days) so he just agreed and well here he is now ig w/e

#like put that man in a situation #i feel like a lot of fandom now really tries to make him interesting or smth when he is just default man #especially ship/romance fics like he is honestly just some sort of guy to me #pokemon sv #larry pokemon #also i. i will rewrite my larry post guys i swear i swear. #bt yeah desperately want like theres next to no deeper meaning here hes just super cool very boringly #fighting the most powerful creatures in the region with a bird off the street and then having a cup noodle later #🌌sleeptalkings #(also i say ''my post'' its on my alt lawl) #(or like. main ig.)

[mcnuggyy]

My mom used all the rice what the hell am I supposed to eat for dinner =_=

#see I wouldn’t care IF I didn’t have a lot of leftovers I’m trying to use the rice with so I can be a good boy on not waste food #but she used it in the worst way possible so I can’t even make a proper meal for my shift tonight BOO #like what do i eat my spam with now #there’s no bread #I could make eggs but eggs get gross so fast the texture is going to suck so bad #BOO #kicking and screaming and crying #i could just take some cup of noodles or something but man I really need to use up that food i don’t want it to go bad hrmmm hopefully we #can get some groceries tomorrow :´(

[incognito-lionbeast]

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#because really with Major Unrest I'm going for ''frustrated & baited by Tezla to act out'' #rather than Jack *just* being a jackass #because I don't think that's entirely in character #I think he ultimately has the best intentions in mind #he's just... kinda bad at it sometimes #but Tezla actively wants to make him *look bad* in front of the other drivers #for his own purposes #because it benefits him if they're more loyal to him -- even if he's ultimately #just as bad or worse #and also #I want to make Tezla squirm later when this sort of backfires #and now he's contending with an 18 y/o looking for Paternal Affection #and guess what! #You're It :) #like Vert isn't stupid. he knows you're not great either #but Tezla isn't family. so it's.. easier #in a way. #he wants to be sympathetic coz he's a good noodle #and he can SEE how Tezla changed between WR and now #Get help old man #bay mumbles

[aoceanofstars]

help me

just sat down and wrote out five pages.

FOR BOOK FOUR!

#look #I got a mental picture in my head #and had to find a way to fit 'that's SO COOL!' #into the story #book four is the cyberpunk one #I can building glide if I want to #I can leave my friends behind #I mean #yay me for having future plans coming online #but I'm really supposed to be writing about noodles with a mysterious man in book two right now

[kakusu-shipping]

🏛 Koro sensei!!!!!

🏛️- How do you decorate your house?

LOTS of nerdy things, you'll find all sorts of stray plushies, figures, random anime merch and games all over the place. We like to keep the couch comfy so a lot of stuffed animals and plushies will find their home there.

We're both collectors and have a bit of a hoarding problem, so when we get into a new special interest, we stock up on EVERYTHING for it! Even the silly stuff, like a Moomin sippy cup, or a My Hero Academia slow cooker. There's also stickers on almost any flat surface, including the walls. Our landlord hates us.

Speaking of our land lord hating us, we have a Student photo wall!! A collection of achievements we pin directly to the wall honoring the alumni of class 3-E! Everything from the graduation photos, news paper clippings, online reviews, big even photos, and more! Koro-Sensei could fill the entire apartment with praise if left to his own devices, so I unfortunately have to be the one to reel him in on what's big enough to go on the wall.

We also have PRIDE FLAGS of course! We hang the typical Rainbow and a Trans flag on our balcony, but we also have them sprinkled all throughout the apartment. A pan flag over the door way, an Agender flag in the pen cup, an Ace flag over the bed, a Genderfluid flag hanging off the book self. Stickers, again, everywhere as well.

Finally, we have cat decor. I've said this before but Koro-Sensei is OBSESSED with having a cat, so we do have a little cat house on our bookself, a cat tower in the bedroom and office, cat shelves around in high places... The problem being we don't have a cat, and will never have a cat. Our apartment doesn't allow pets, for one. And for two, cats don't like Koro-Sensei. He's too... mucus-y. It's depressing for him, really.

#Emile's Arts #Thankyou for asking #Koro-Sensei #I've wanted to talk about Koro-Sensei's unused cat decor for a YEAR now #And the student wall it means the world to me #Still drawing rooms because I refuse to go back to working on anatomy dkjfkjgkfsd #I really like imagining the space I'd share with Koro-Sensei #And how much our landlord would hate us for sure #I am POSITIVE putting stickers on your wall voids your lease #But it's worth it honestly #The amount of holes we've put in the student wall in to be looked passed for the good of our students #The living room is the only organized room mind you #The bedroom is almost always a mess of barrows and misplaced clothes and an unmade bed with plushies #The kitchen sink is always empty because I refuse to have dirty dishes I hate a full sink #but nothing else is neat nothing it put in the cabinets right and the microwave door is always open #Koro is a bit of a slob in his own house but he'll clean up if I ask him too #Otherwise there'd be cup noodle containers literally everywhere #Our space........... man.... I love thinking about that actually..... #Get me in a relationship where we can have an our space..... #Dammit Zayne you got me all sappy thinking about our space