Husk: Ready to go?
Angel, opening the front door: Sure thing, babe.
Cherri, pushing past them, having a seat at the bar: My life is over.
Husk: That's nice.
Cherri: Life stinks!
Husk: Yeah, well, it doesn't get any better. We'll be at Consent.
Angel, putting a comforting arm around Cherri: Wait a minute Husk, we can't go with Sugar Tits like this.
Husk: Why not? Life will stink tomorrow. I know mine will.
Angel: *glares at him*
Husk, sighing: All right, all right. Cherri, this usually takes an hour. I say "What's the matter?", you say "Nothing", I say "Come on, I know something’s wrong, what is it?", you say "Nothing". So let’s cut the shit! What's wrong?
Cherri: Nothing.
Husk: For fuck’s sake!
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Married...With Children (1987-1997)
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*Charlie and Vaggie lying in bed together in their darkened bedroom*
Vaggie: Charlie, why isn’t anything happening?
Charlie: It will, you just have to be patient.
Vaggie: I don’t want to be disappointed again.
Charlie: Any minute now, trust me! I know how this works.
*The lights come on*
Vaggie: Charlie, you did it! You DID pay the electric bill!
Charlie: Happy Anniversary, Vaggie!
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THE VIBES THEY’RE SENDING ME
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