#max girard

[showmethesneer]

Evelyn when she agreed to make Three A.M. with Max Girard:

#the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #evelyn hugo #don adler #max girard #liveblog of me reading #taylor jenkins reid

[thesadboy]

Spoilers under the cut!

The Seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo

+ her wife❤️

#dexdraws #dexreadsbooks #dexreads the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #evelyn hugo #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo spoilers #spoilers for the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #book spoilers #honestly tried to make the designs fit their personalities #along with the frames for their descriptions #but you can tell where I got lazy asddkdjdj #tsoh #taylor jenkins reid #ernie diaz #don adler #mick riva #rex nort #harry cameron #max girard #robert jamison #celia st james #evelyn hugo x celia st james #mine own postsss

[luvslalisa]

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo ruined me 💔

#they are the definition of five more minutes #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #books #evelyn hugo #celia st james #harry cameron #john braverman #don adler #ernie diaz #rex north #robert jamison #conner cameron #max girard #mick riva #tshoeh

[duranduratulsa]

Now showing on DuranDuranTulsa's Horror Show...Halloween 5: The Revenge Of Michael Myers (1989) on glorious vintage VHS 📼! #movie #movies #horror #halloween #Halloween5 #halloween5therevengeofmichaelmyers #johncarpenter #michaelmyers #theshape #DonaldPleasence #ripdonaldpleasance #elliecornell #danielleharris #BeauStarr #donshanks #tamaraglynn Tamara Glynn #wendykaplan #jeffreylandman #matthewwalker #troyevans #JonathanChapin #MaxRobinson #GregNicotero #GeorgePWilbur #vintage #vhs #dominiqueotheningirard #80s #durandurantulsa #durandurantulsashorrorshow

#movies #movie #horror #halloween #halloween 5 #halloween 5 the revenge of michael myers #john carpenter #Dominique Othenin Girard #Michael Myers #the shape #donald pleasance #rip donald pleasance #ellie cornell #Danielle Harris #Tamara Glynn #Wendy Kaplan #beau starr #don shanks #Jeffrey Landman #Matthew Walker #troy evans #Jonathan Chapin #max robinson #greg nicotero #George P Wilbur #vintage #vhs #80s #duran duran tulsa's horror show #duran duran tulsa

[seamgreen]

this stupid book is breaking my stupid heart

#FINALLY abt to finish evelyn hugo after all these years 🥴 #fuck you max girard #with all these parallels to taylor it is. painful to read sometimes

[quixoti]

100 spirits later...

estella: can i please go back to my logic podcast?

#decided to max out the logic skill while i'm here #sims 3 simblr #the sims 3 #girard lepacy #sims 3 gameplay #sims 3 lepacy challenge #girard3 #.estella #.amber

[simmyfrobby]

The Pugilist

Joe Nelson, Fan films unreal view of Vancouvers Kyle Burroughs hammering Wilds Brandon Duhaime | Ariel Glucklich, Sacred Pain: Hurting the Body for the Sake of the Soul | Canucks Army, Analyzing what the Canucks might like about Wild forward Brandon Duhaime | Mikki Tuohy, NHL Trade Rumours: Will the MN Wild Trade Brandon Duhaime? | René Girard, Violence and the Sacred | Kayla Hynnek, Brandon Duhaime Brings It Every Night For The Wild | Max Bultman and Dan Robson, The mental toll of hockey fighting goes beyond getting ‘punched in the face’ | Joel Auerbach via Getty Images | Anne Sexton | Kayla Hynnek | 1 Corinthians 4:9 | Bultman and Robson | Catherine of Siena, The Prayers of Catherine of Siena (trans. Noffke) | Tyson Cole, Analyzing what the Canucks might like about Wild forward Brandon Duhaime | Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, The Martyrdom of Saint Matthew (c. 1599-1600) | Bultman and Robson | Joe Smith, ‘Vintage Flower’: Behind the scenes of Marc-Andre Fleury’s emotional night in Wild’s win | George Bataille, Guilty (trans. Bruce Boone) | Toni Calasanti, Feminist Gerontology and Old Men | Becoming Wild: Brandon Duhaime via YouTube | Cole | Eimear McBride, The Lesser Bohemians | Cole | Vitor Munhoz, NHLI via Getty Images | Elly McCausland, 'Mervayle what hit mente': Interpreting Pained Bodies in Malory's "Morte D’Arthur" | Capfriendly: Brandon Duhaime Injury Updates | Calasanti | McCausland| Kenneth Hodges, Wounded Masculinity: Injury and Gender in Sir Thomas Malory’s Le Morte DArthur | Becoming Wild: Brandon Duhaime | Dieric Bouts, Christ Crowned With Thorns | David Berding via Getty Images | Bataille | Brandon Duhaime vs Will Borgen Feb 24, 2024 | Michael Russo and Joe Smith, Brandon Duhaime traded by the Wild: Why they moved him, and what he adds to the Avalanche | The Winter House (2022) dir. Keith Boynton | Joe Smith, Wild’s special teams deliver, Fleury exits early on ‘Fight Night’: Key takeaways vs. Panthers | Vibeke Olson, Penetrating the Void: Picturing the wound in Christ’s side as a performative space | Joe Smith, What Brandon Duhaime’s deal means for Wild salary-cap situation and Filip Gustavsson talks | Girard | Ocean Vuong, Devotion | Caravaggio, Sacrifice of Isaac (1598) | Bultman and Robson | Bultman and Robson | Bultman and Robson | Amelia Arenas, Sex, Violence and Faith: The Art of Caravaggio | Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov | Girard | Michael Russo and Joe Smith, Wild GM Bill Guerin working phones ahead of trade deadline, no regrets over training-camp extensions | Concannon, “Not for an Olive Wreath, but Our Lives”: Gladiators, Athletes, and Early Christian Bodies | Matt Blewett - USA Sports | Michael Russo and Joe Smith, Wild trade tiers: Who is on the block? Who could be dangled? Who is untouchable? | Thornton Wilder, Our Town

#this got slightly out of hand #but i stand by it #brandon duhaime #parallels #blasphemy #hockey poetry posts #sorta kinda #minnesota wild

[rebelumbrella46]

The Seven Husbands Of Evelyn Hugo

My FanCast (As i imagined them while i was reading, sorry if some are not accurate)

Ernie Diaz

Ava Jogia

2. Don Adler

Richard Madden

3. Mick Riva

Diego Boneta

4. Rex North

Scott Eastwood

5. Harry Cameron ❤️

Sam Claflin

6. Max Girard

Louis Garrel (Age-up)

7. Robert Jamison

Joe Alwyn (aged-up)

Celia St James

(I know, i'm sorry... i just always imagined her brunette and short)

#the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #evelyn hugo #sam claflin #ana de armas #richard madden #scott eastwood #diego boneta #mick riva #taylor jenkins reid #daisy jones and the six

[1000-directions]

books i read this year in vaguely chronological order

the verifiers - jane pek

the truth is - nonieqa ramos

tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow - gabrielle zevin

tomorrow will be different - sarah mcbride

i'm glad my mom died - jennette mccurdy

the first to die at the end - adam silvera

tell me i'm an artist - chelsea martin

sea of tranquility - emily st. john mandel

talking with my mouth full - gail simmons

yerba buena - nina lacour

the empress of salt and fortune - nghi vo

station eleven - emily st. john mandel

you made a fool of death with your beauty - akwaeke emezi

all systems red - martha wells

artificial condition - martha wells

our wives under the sea - julia armfield

we are okay - nina lacour

pageboy - elliot page

exit strategy - martha wells

fugitive telemetry - martha wells

xenocultivars: stories of queer growth - ed. isabela oliveira and jed sabin

love, loss, and what we ate - padma lakshmi

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe - benjamin alire sáenz

margaret and the mystery of the missing body - megan milks

the seep - chana porter

this is how you lose the time war - amal el-mohtar and max gladstone

crying in h mart - michelle zauner

less - andrew sean greer

gender queer - maia kobabe

autoboyography - christina lauren

artemis - andy weir

the glass hotel - emily st. john mandel

less is lost - andrew sean greer

cemetery boys - aiden thomas

the hate u give - angie thomas

how high we go in the dark - sequoia nagamatsu

how far the light reaches - sabrina imbler

the candy house - jennifer egan

notes from a young black chef - kwame onwuachi

trust exercise - susan choi

overdue: reckoning with the public library - amanda oliver

girl mans up - m-e girard

#BEHOLD THE BOOKS THAT I READ #they were not all gay but...very many of them were gay lol #excited that i read all these books and excited to read some different books next year! #books #goodbye 2023

[kingofthering]

F1 drivers as hockey players

Max : center — my first instinct for Max was wing but it’s hard not to compare him with either McDavid or Matthews, except he gets way more PIM than the two of them (less and less as time goes)

Checo : defense - this one writes itself, mister minestry of defense, def always has a place on PK1, will block a ton of shots just like my beloved EJ

Charles : center — I will take no criticism for that one, the bossy vibes from Jonny Toews (Jonny has been getting fucked by Chicago’s management for years, same as Charles with the Ferrari strategists) but Charles gets the Calder

Carlos : wing — you’ve seen this man play football, he’s crafty and talented, dishes assists but can also finish, thinking Pasta or Mitchy Marner or love of my life Mikko Rantanen

George : defense — I swear I’m not going to put every tall guy in D but listen : Cale Makar trajectory, quarterback of PP1, Calder and Norris and Conn Smythe trophy winner

Lewis : center — tell me Lewis is not the Sidney Crosby of F1, that’s it, that’s my full reasonning here

Esteban : center — two-way forward, good at both ends of the ice, I’ll give you Patrice Bergeron as reference (will also accept D as an option here)

Fernando : goalie — look, I know he’s small and would swim in his goalie pads but he’s sturdy and crazy enough to be a goalie, because he’s been here forever, Tukka Rask will be our point of reference

Lando : wing — talented winger who was overviewed in the first round of the draft because of his size but he proves everybody wrong with a 30+ goals season in his 3rd year, think Alex Debrincat

Daniel : wing — I struggled with Daniel because I think he could play any position but the idea of him on Max’s wing really appealed to me, would definitely pull moves in shootouts, let’s go TJ Oshie, he fits the vibes

Valterri : goalie — listen, I just vibe with the idea of it, think maybe Pekka Rinne, also Finnish, I will find Valterri a twink who will call him daddy, that’s not an issue (please tell me who do you think our Juuse Saros could be)

Zhou : wing — crafty winger, speedy with the funny moves, he would try the Michigan against everyone and you know it, a Trevor Zegras (in spirit, although Z did play wing too in the past)

Kevin : defense — steady sturdy d-man, gives me Duncan Keith in his prime

Mick : wing — look, I know Michael would be Gretzky but I bring to you : the Schumacher/Tkachuk comparison and Mick as Matthew, don’t tell me Mick in his villain era wouldn’t get hella PIM while scoring hella points

Pierre : center — Pierre screams forward to me and I’ll have him at center, the idea of him and Charles centering the first two lines of a team and being on the PP together is pretty to me, I think bitchy Pierre could challenge bitchy Geno but in terms of style he’s probably more of a Nico Hischier

Yuki : defense — Sam Girard, just imagine Yuki doing the tornade, yes, perfect, that’ll be it

Sebastian : center — I could see current Sebastian as a goalie but Red Bull/villain Seb was definitely a forward who would win the Art Ross/Hart/Ted Lindsay in one year and play on a broken ankle in the playoffs like one fellow countryman Leon Draisaitl (which means I also accept winger as a position)

Lance : wing — I do not know what to do with Lance so I put him at wing, maybe he can be like a 3rd liner or a 4th liner grinder, he gets Garnet Hathaway

Alex : defense — Alex/George d-pair!!! they would be so good, Heddy would never die his hair red but think of Alex as Victor Hedman kind of solid

Nicky : center — the fact that I struggled with the Canadians of the grid is terrible, sorry hockey, but he can grind with Lance, Nic Dowd it is

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #daniel ricciardo #pierre gasly #lando norris #i don’t know how many tags work anymore #whatever #this is very niche anyway #listening to y’all’s opinions on this #the order is just constructors’ championship right now #and then who has the more points #if i didn’t mess up #hockey

[in-a-faith-forgottenn-land]

#the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #besties this book destroyed me

[old-wild-child]

My ranking of all the husbands from The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo from best to worst, excluding Celia because it’s obvious that she was the true love of Evelyn’s life.

1.) Harry: Self explanatory. Great guy. Great dad. Great friend. 10/10

2.) Rex: He was a pretty good guy too. Maybe not as close of a friend to Evelyn as Harry was, but still a nice guy. I would love to know more about him and Joy Nathan though. They sound cute together. 10/10

3.) Robert: Nice guy and we love a good ally. I thought it was nice that he helped Connor find her passion for Wall Street and finance. Pretty chill but also nothing too special at the same time. 9/10

4.) Ernie: Also not too special. Boring dude. Also generally creeped me out for marrying someone who was a child (and before everyone comes at me about Evelyn lying about her age, she said she was sixteen and he still went “cool”). I’m happy he found love with Betty and had his eight kids though. 7/10

5.) Max: This is the point on my list where the husbands get shittier and shittier and my rankings are going to get meaner. Max was simply a dick. Nothing else. As Evelyn said, he only married her for something to brag about instead of seeing her as a valuable person, or just a person in general. Also, trying to put her? Yeah, severely dislike him. 5/10

6.) Don: What. A. Fucking. Shithead. He was for abusing Evelyn and then Ruby. But I will say, as someone who’s passionate about psychology and an advocate for breaking the stigma of people who struggle with addiction and alcoholism, his somewhat redemption and sobriety near the end made me feel sorry for him and I was glad to see him better. Sure, I said he used to be a shithead and there’s no excuse for that, but I also wouldn’t kill him if I knew him in real life. 3/10

7.) Mick: I cannot express my hatred for this dude. Shitty husband, shitty friend, shitty father. The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo only gives a glimpse of his jackassery, but Malibu Rising paints a better picture of what a shithead he is. —♾/10

#the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #evelyn hugo #celia st james #harry cameron #rex north #robert jamison #ernie diaz #max girard #don adler #mick riva #malibu rising #nina riva #jay riva #hud riva #kit riva #june costas #june riva

[johnporcellino]

Mailchimp is down, so I'm turning to our Beloved Tumblr...

Lots of sale books and warehouse finds up at the Spit and a Half distro site -- including a bunch of hard-to-find Koyama Press books etc!

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SALE BOOKS: Drew WEING: Set to Sea (PB) - $7.50 (Two copies)

LAST CHANCE (One copy each!): Jessica CAMPBELL: Hot or Not - $5 Anya DAVIDSON: Band for Life - $30 Pascal GIRARD: Nicolas - $17 Simon HANSELMANN: Megg and Mogg in Amsterdam - $20 Akino KONDOH: Nothing Whatsoever Out in the Open - $6 Jason LITTLE: Borb - $20 MARINAOMI: I Thought You Hated Me - $9 Ben MARRA: American Blood - $20 Pascal MATTHEY: Pacal est Enfonce - $8 Pascal MATTHEY: Le Verre de Lait - $8 Steve WEISSMAN: Butter and Blood - $13

#spit and a half #comics #zines #john porcellino

[chlocent]

"they are just husbands. i am evelyn hugo."

a blog by chloe denise nunag of bs psy 2a.

taylor jenkins reid is an american author, well known for her works like daisy jones & the six, malibu rising, after i do, and most notably, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo.

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo is one of the most treasured pieces of literature in the book community. but what is it about, really?

this is a peek into tshoeh, an unbiased and non-spoiling review to get you to read it as well.

for a short background, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo is centered on hollywood movie icon, evelyn hugo. decades have passed since her peak and golden days, and now, she is finally ready to let the public in on the truth about her rather scandalous (love) life.

scandalous, how? well, as the title indicates, hugo married seven times in her life, and this has been a hot topic among the people for years and counting.

with this, monique grant, a journalist for a prestigious magazine, is contacted for a sit-down with hugo. now, hugo has never done exclusive interviews throughout her career, especially not about her private life. so for grant, this could be the scoop that will boost her position in the company and change her career forever.

hugo tells grant about each of her marriages in detail from the first to the last, and grant listens and takes careful note of each one. however, as the book progresses, one would realize that it is not simply a coincidence that hugo personally chooses grant to write her biography.

why?

well, that's reason number one for you to pick up a copy and start diving into hugo's vibrant life.

the story in itself is captivating, but the characters you will definitely fall in love with; evelyn hugo is complex and sometimes morally gray, not often by choice as she was only ever navigating her way through the messy hollywood scene. she is the personification of the idea that is beauty and brains: beautiful, sexy, smart, sensual and ambitious. but she is also mean and calculating, having used people to get what she wanted.

and i'd talk about her seven husbands in detail, but as this review is spoiler-free, i will describe them the way hugo did; poor ernie diaz, goddamn don adler, gullible mick riva, clever rex north, brilliant, kindhearted, tortured harry cameron, disappointing max girard, and agreeable robert jamison.

then, there is also celia st. james, another one of the most famous actresses of hollywood's golden age alongside hugo. being "america's sweetheart", st. james intimidates hugo with her talent in acting, which sparks a rivalry between the two.

of course, there is monique grant. she is charismatic, driven, and like hugo, ambitious. she is a commendable black woman in journalism, consistently standing out for her works, notably for her piece on the right to die.

and that's reason number two for you to grab a copy, physical or virtual.

lastly, aside from the story and the characters, taylor jenkins reid has a way with words that will engulf you in hollywood's golden age and the present time. she stripped bare the movie industry, and she will make you question the truth about the celebrities we know and the lives they present to the public.

she will also make feel a (crazy) range of emotions. one second, you love evelyn hugo, then you hate her the next. reid will make you laugh, then cry. you will be filled with fury with the actions and words hugo leaves, then feel for her and the things she has to go through.

then, there are also the newspaper articles and letters from the past, as well as the features of the present.

more importantly, it is real and raw in a sense that it shows the reality of life and love—how it's never easy, how it's not as glamorous as presented in other forms of media; life is full of twists we never expect, and love will consume you alive.

ultimately, the book was structured and written in a manner that will leave you wondering about what comes next until you are just incapable of putting it down.

yes, that's reason number three of why you need to get into tshoeh as soon as you can.

overall, i can say that the seven husbands of evelyn hugo left me with no words. but at the same time, i have a million things to say. when i first read it, i completed it in one sitting. it was 4 in the morning when i bawled as quietly as i could as to not wake up and alarm the other people in the house.

it's that good.

so, it's your move now. (cmon, put tshoeh in your shopping cart, and check it out Right Now.)

[medicine-and-molly]

gilmore girls character rankings

lorelai gilmore

logan huntzberger

emily gilmore

paris geller

rory gilmore

lane kim

luke danes

jess mariano

kirk gleason

richard gilmore

sookie st james

april nardini

madeline and louise

TJ

jason stiles

jackson belleville

zach van gerbig

mrs kim

trix

babette

miss patty

max medina

michel girard

taylor doose

max medina

dave rygalski

tristan

dean forrester

christopher hayden

#gilmore girls #i probably missed some 😭

[hattrickprincess]

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo-- starring Neymar as Evelyn Hugo and Leo Messi as Celia St. James. Luka Modric and Sergio Ramos as Harry Cameron and John Braverman respectively. Ik Ney/Luka is hardly a ship, but the characters fit well. Ernie Diaz can be Ganso, and Ronaldinho can be Don Adler. Richarlison as Mick Riva. Zlatan can be Rex North, and Gerard Pique can be the mistress, Joy, because of that one Zlatan x Gerard photo that made waves in the media. Kylian Mbappe is Max Girard, because of the Paris connection. Kun Aguero or Luis Suarez can be Robert Jamieson. Ivan Rakitic can be Luka/Harry's lover, James Grant, and Monique can be one of the younger players like Gavi or Pedri or Camavinga

i looooove the seven husbands of evelyn hugo i can't believe it's netflix who got the rights to make a MOVIE instead of a series with an episode for each spouse that would've been sm better