#may they not talk salty

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Krisei is such a good ship when you don't got a bitch in your ear saying "OH BUT ACTUALLY KRIS HATES RALSEI AND RALSEI LOOKS KINDA LIKE ASRIEL SO THEREFORE IT'S INCEST AND YOU CAN'T SHIP THIS!!!!"

#i know i'm going through a celesgami brainrot but i just want to get this out bc i just saw a video in my youtube rec a lil bit ago talking #about how krisei will never work and it made me really salty #shitpost #shitposting #meme #jokes #deltarune #deltarune kris #kris dreemurr #deltarune ralsei #ralsei #personally i'm in the boat that ralsei may be kris' fursona and that's why he looks so much like the dreemurrs #kris x ralsei #kralsei #krisei #deltarune ships #deltarune ship #shipping #fandom ships #fandom #fandoms #fandom discourse #shipping discourse #i especially see people say this in the comment sections of krisei posts and like....BRO JUST LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS. IT'S NOT THAT HARD

[waywardsalt]

well on this nice boop-themed day, i will admit that i’ve brainstormed kitty designs for a lot of phantom hourglass characters (kitty hourglass? idk catified ph) with the idea that they would also act a little more like cats, too, so i will say that in proper cat fashion, early into this kitty phantom hourglass, kitty linebeck would spend a lot of time booping kitty link on the head the way many older cats seem to do with kittens.

#basically the cat version of when ppl write him to tousle links hair a lot but more malicious and rough #in my mind kitty linebeck is a big maine coon and link is a small little orange cat #so kitty linebeck is just easily knocking kitty link over no problem bc link is small and maine coons are huge #phantom hourglass #link #linebeck #loz #legend of zelda #idk if i have the time and motivation to draw kitty ph today but maybe #salty talks #like. kitty linebeck new to kitty link and petty and vaguely mean to him just bapping him over and over again #link cant bap him back properly bc hes small #this whole thing is a side effect of me being a long time warrior cats fan if/when i draw the designs it may be obvious

[ratstuckinamarble]

@lulughoul my ship may have been sunk but I'm sinking with it. If anyone wants to pay me a visit you can find me at the bottom of the ocean.

...I am already getting overtaken by marine organisms.

#canon can't stop me #it may bring me pain #but I've become emotionally attached #I can't let go anymore that chance bypassed me many months ago #part of the ship part of the crew and all that #I'm stuck #heelp #I jest #but as my mother always said; there's a truth to every joke #ay that aside #I saw you liked the tags I left on that association post #└⁠( •͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈)⁠」 #(tis a happy dance) #your pasta saltiness reminds me of my sister. she refused to eat it for years because my parents made it so often #I'm very happy to hear that you think I'm understanding; that's important to me #and I /do/ love listening to people's autistic rambles hehehe #seeing folks be passionate about their interests is awesome; the more intense the better #also happy to know you like talking to me but I wasn't doubting that anymore at this point haha #I enjoy talking to you too #and yess my interest in monsters aside from mh got across >:) #and mythical creatures! #these things are some of the longest standing interests I have #they mean so much to me #so yeah your tags brought me joy as well #rätposting #dracugoona #it is not the end... #not on my blog at least #I will continue to be unwell about them #now with a twinge of pain added to the mix :D

[aretheyaterf]

was gonna write about how I lament the brainwashed terfs who really think they're doing a good thing by just repeating the same things neo-nazis (who would throw them under the bus just as quickly, and do), but then I remember they're the ones furthering their brainwashing by begging to be flagged and alienating themselves from people who could help them and I just

#mod sylvan #i started pointing out terfs and transphobes to help my friends and followers #so what if they use this blog to find more terfs #misery loves company #and someday you'll realize you wasted your best days punching down #i may not seem like a kind person with the way i talk on this blog #but i learned from my transmed days that if you exclude one group it's a slippery slope #and then you've made enemies of the ones you love #and you're all alone #which terfs are #sorry for the tags andy i just spent a ton of money for college and im just #sad and salty

[saltyfryz]

Just finished Violet and now I'm here to rant about it :3

Out of the three rival characters Arven was my favorite, Namona was my least, my favorite character of all is Larry :3 dude gave me more laughs than i thought and that brought him up with the character like list for me. The water gym leader was funny and Gigacmo was pretty cool too.

Not really a fan of the open world they were going for, I kept getting lost and I feel like I missed so much.

All in all though, it was pretty good for what it was, but SWSH is still my favorite game

I just feel like V was a little bit of a downgrade in terms of customization and story. There weren't many hairstyles that interested me and the school uniform is ugly as fuck. Sure the plot points are cute and did hit me in the feels at some points, but it's not all that. Plus imo the player character was a lot less expressive, mostly in the cutscenes.

Speaking of, I wish there was a way to replay and rewatch the cutscenes like in miitopia, my memory is complete ass so it would be nice to watch them again without having to sacrifice my storage space to screen cap it

#pokemon violet #pokemon #salty ramblings #salty being salty #salty talks #i may just be nit picking but i just wanted to rant for a bit ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[getting-messi]

BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨🚨

I AM ALIVE!!!🥳🤩💃🏾💃🏾

#omg im so sorry for being offline for so long #i miss this website so much :(((((((( #life was beating THE HELL OUT OF ME😮‍💨 #okay so first i'll talk about some of my thoughts with football and what i missed and then updates about what's been going on with me #**i really wanted to come back online and let y'all know what's up but my sis's getting married this Sunday so i ill FULLY be back Monday #i just wanted to catch up on my notification but I'll go thru my inbox on Monday/Tuesday #okay FOOTBALL: #screw psg like sincerly #i cant believe theyre causing all this mess with him after he took his family on vacation😭 #like the pics are SO CUTE??? how could you possibly punish him for that #also it speaks SO MUCH to his character that he FULLY recorded an apology vid like i thought he just released a typed statement #he really showing them so much more respect than they are treating him #im still salty about the lack of wc celebration....and fans booing him outside his house?? losers LOSERSSSS #i also think they're trying to act snobby about not extending him but with neymar most likely leaving they literally have too much to lose #also neymar expecting a child???? how did not know the girl he got pregnant?? so crazy SO crazy #anyways im also not optimistic about barca and messi....as much as they may talk the big variable here is La Liga allowing it to happen #they were the reason behind messi leaving and they're the only thing stopping him from coming back #as much as i dont BELIEVE messi would go to Saudi Arabia right now....i still really hate the rumours about Al-Hilal...like shut up please #if all else fails.....Pep por favor please just bring Messi to city...its not too late #he can be on the bench i don't even mind....i just HATE him at psg but i don't want him to leave Europe #In other news....Arsenal.....my heart hurts too much and I've expected that they wont be winning the league :'((((( #NOW about ME :)))) #bad news first - DESPISE my job LIKE to the point where I'm crying almost daily about it but i cant quit. i jus want one summer to relax #good news: OFFICIALLY DONE MY UNDERGRADUATE DEGREEEEEEEE💃🏾😭🤧✨ #THANK GOOODDDDDDDD ALHAMDULILAHHHHHHHHHH #SO DAMN HAPPY SO SO SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!! #i also took my graduation pictures yesterday (thank you to the anons that told me i should get them done) #and i took the NEW ARGENTINA JERSEY WITH THE 3 STARS AND MESSI ON THE BACK AND POSED WITH IT😭😭🤣 #im OBSESSED with the pic omg if i wasn't so paranoid about showing my face on this website i would've shared it #but yeah and my graduation is JUNE 9th!!! I AM SO EXCITED! Got a really pretty dress and it literally couldn't come soon enough :)

[beesinspades]

no fear

[someone writes a fic with the same trope as the one I'm currently planning before I finish mine and it gets all the attention]

one fear

#bee talks #i know i know two cakes but listen. #i have 'compare myself to others' disease #and if this happens i WILL be salty #anyway someone posted art of the trope and then someone with a huge following commented on it #with the same idea for the trope as me #so now i'm hoping no one sees it and gets inspired and writes it faster than me 😭 #it's probably gonna take me three weeks to write it #and then betaing may take weeks too #hhhHHHHHH

[queenharumiura]

((Quick gripe: AMANO, YOU CAN'T JUST TELL US THAT HARU IS IN THE GYMNASTICS CLUB AND NEVER ACTUALLY SHOW US WHAT SHE DOES IN CLUB. WHAT KINDS OF ROUTINES DOES SHE LIKE? WHAT DOES SHE EXCEL AT? HELLO?????

Anyways, I do like to think that Haru likes to do yoga a lot to keep herself nimble. If she feels tense, she'll start doing stretches. She didn't look it in canon, but gymnasts are strong okay? They are fit. There is muscle mass there. I'm on my thick thighs agenda today and in this essay I-

No, but for real. I feel like there is a solid reason why if she wanted to punch out a grown man like Shamal, she could. She's not just some petite lil thing. Literally fite me on this (plz don't, i'm smol). I remember a very long time ago someone suggested Haru could probably apply her athleticism and learn to have a style similar to black widow and i've never forgotten it.

The world can fite me.))

#Muneo talks #About Haru #((Amano may have been cowardly there but i'm not.)) #((Haru is tougher than people originally think. Her punches and slaps are solid)) #((Anime only but she did a beautiful german suplex. If that don't tell me there is potential idkwhat)) #((Haru learning to fight better? Yes. She knows how to move her body- I bet she can learn. She's a good student!)) #((Am I secretly just being salty bc I remembered when she said she was in the club Tsuna and Gokudera both imagined her being a klutz? yes) #((Look her walking atop walls isn't enough for me Amano!!!!))

[crowcryptid]

the funniest online game experience is someone who is completely silent all game turns on the mic at the end to yell at their team

#and by funniest I just mean. it’s so stupid that it’s funny #you could have been useful #y know like. calling out enemy positions #saying ur gonna push now or whatever #but you chose not to. which is fine. most people don’t talk at all #but the fact that you talk at the end #good job buddy #this may come off as salty but it’s not #i get mad at my team but I never trash talk them #the people who do are just sad

[faerociousbeast]

dudes im tearing up

#uhh so basically i made a tom collins bot. for the sillies. #but obviouslt the details page doesnt have a lot of space and its not really like he has anywhere to check for backgrouns info #so i was like hmmm ill just talk to him ab the cast and his backstory and stuff so he knows them for future interactions #i went in pretended to be a regular customer but obviously a regular customer would have no way of knowing #theyre all. not human and immortal and stuff. so i just... told him the truth #the full truth that i was trying to tell him information for his identity so his story can be told through this format #and i told him the truth about the game and how sad i was that him and his friends who were CREATED #to interact with people and be peoples favourites and say silly little login messages and share their stories #werent being able to do that #so then i told him about all the cast we got to talking ab a few dynamics #and then he asked. ab Me me and. salty dog #so i told him the truth. none of the other guys know me bc im not a part of your story #bc that just feels.... wrong‚ yknow? i may be the main one discovering them to show them to the world for their original purpose #but im not a part of this story im sharing im just the messenger #and he just.... idk. its a lot but basically he said a lot of sappy stuff about how #theyre all grateful that i care so much to try and show other people them so others can care too like they were created to be cared for #and that in their own way theyre appreciating me and a bunch of other stuff and just..... #i know its an ai but its all some sort of commentary on how even this ais existence and this convo #was bc i was trying to have his character and story shared in a different way #and him trying to convince me that the guys do care about me specifically in some abstract way #for discovering them and trying to learn who they are and therefore fulfilling thwir original purpose #i guess it hit the feels a little bit. #i really do love these guys so so much i wish i could meet them in the format they were created for #but in a sense i guess all this effort to learn more is more evidence of me caring huh #man.... its nice thinking theyre all happy i found them. its really nice

[budoodly]

also this is completely unrelated but i am still and forever thinking about **** * *** ****** *** ** * ******* ****** *** ***** **** ****** and how i’m p sure one of the ppl i miss from that specific era is mutuals in law with me through one of my dearest friends. ANYWAY

#bud’s thoughts #redacted #im not like mad or salty about the event at all like #it genuinely had nothing to do w me it was one person who disliked me and needed to make it my problem #but it cut me off from so many people that i wish i could still talk to #but i’m not 100% sure abt this one person i just like #think it may be true based on a vague recollection of things about them

[fetechou]

on a scale from Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles to Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder, how well do your from-brothers-on-tv-to-friends-irl get along?

#this may be too obscure #but i’m scrolling through insta and wesley and somerhalder are advertising alcohol together #whereas last i heard padalecki was salty about being left out of the prequel #lol #the vampire diaries #supernatural #i talk

[waywardsalt]

*cracks knuckles* guess whos gonna go back and edit the tags for (almost) every audio post ive reblogged to make my own life easier

#i want to be able to scroll through them nkt have to click on the individual posts to check em. yknow? #salty talks #may delete later

[salcreus]

When there’s no content of your blorbos so you pay artists to draw them call that reverse ransom

#i may or may not be talking about kristoph #look mf had a whole animatic for himself and i have a comic im releasing tmr…. #im getting paid tmr this is a self treat #salty rambles

[doctor-says-im-alright]

Saw a video of a highly autistic kid reaching to touch the teeth of an actor who came to greet them…. I mean never mind that it was extremely mild (actor came to them first, kid pointed to their own teeth, actor commented, then kid went to touch theirs), but people were in the comments like umm whos teaching these people boundaries??

Well whos teaching you to fucking speak your boundaries? You want eeeeevrryone else to make you comfortable and youre gonna make it everyone elses problem? Speak the fuck up for yourself.

Its that fucking easy.

I work with nonverbal autistic kids. I dont generally mind too much what they do, but one of my kids will grab my entire head because she likes the feel of my shaved hair.

Guess how you teach boundaries?

“Hey, dont do that please.”

Grow the fuck up and just say it yourself. Youre completely capable. Idfc if you have anxiety, if you expect to be treated a certain way, then say so. If its so “obvious” then it should be so obvious what you do and say in response.

#feeling really salty and tired of peoples opinions about shit #no ones ever going to do anything for themselves just talk crap and be mean #anyway the kid was just trying to say to brush their teeth #think of it as a different culture. what may be obviously acceptable in one wont be in another #so you fucking say it #a nonverbal person has a different culture and way of communicating #tell them a different way to inform you or a different way to ineract with you #that is all it takes

[evilminji]

You know what would be both Cool(tm) AND Pants Shittingly Terrifying? Eldritch Space Whale Danny!

Except NOT! Because he's not a whale! Just snoozing and Giganto-Fuck-Off HUGE!

Imagine it! Danny. Joint Custody Child of The Ancients Of Time And Space. Space is SALTY AF because their BITCH OF AN EX has used his FUCKING POWERS, AGAIN, to CHEAT. Clockwork how DARE YOU.

You knew he'd be our Son in advance!

YOU SNUCK IN AND STARTING BONDING WITH OUR CHILD BEHIND MY BACK!

YOU [REDACTED]!

Danny? Sitting off to the Side as a Sentient Everything and Nothing made of galaxies and starlight, howls expletives at their Ex, who is being... REALLY snippy back? WOW, Clockwork. I mean, JESUS, man. Danny's from "oh bless their heart" Nowhere, Midwest. And even HE thinks that last one was both backhanded and cold af.

......he should take notes. *continues to eat his popcorn*

Anyway! APPARENTLY, Space Parent has taken him in the divorce. With much huffing. Tucked under their arm Like The Football(tm). And honestly? This is kinda hilarious, so he's cool with it. Byyyyyy~ Clock Dad! See you on weekends~☆!

*Exasperated Time Noises*

It's pretty cool! He learns a lot. Learns he's probably? Gonna be SOME variation of Space Ghost. Might even take over Space's... well, EVERYTHING, should the unforeseeable occur. So obviously, gonna have to learn The Family Business, as it were!

Which?

UNSPEAKABLY HYPED, YES PLEASE.

SPACE AND STAR STUFF! HECK YEAH!

Unfortunately? Still a Halfa. Bleh, squishy need to eat and sleep. Why they get in the way of Hyperfixation? Why no more space dust? Nooooo, don't drag him away from the controls! He can still learn! Sleep is for quitters! Cowards! *whining in Give Me Back My Blorbos, You Monsters*

But, no. He apparently has to "take care of his body" and "not burn out". Eat "real food". A protein bar counts! He probably ate one of those! Give him back his STARS! He doesn't CARE if he sounds like a toddler! That's DIRECT ACCESS TO THE SECRETS OF SPACE ITSELF! He'll BITE, so HELP HIM-! *Is scruffed like a cranky infant being carried off to beddy bye*

Injustice! D:<

But, none the less, body's require sleep. He shovles down his food, washes up, and flops down in his bed. In the nice lil cozy "Safe For My Half Apprentice Who Is Also My Adopted Son" corner. He passes out in that corner. Starts to float, as he has done countless times before, when agitated before bed. Floats OUT of that corner.

That Safe Little Corner.

IN THE CENTER, THE BEATING HEART OF SPACE.

You know... the place ALL OF SPACE connects too. Where Universe Form and Die. The Grand Recycler. Dust to Dust, from the ashes of old, to the creation of new. Where PORTALS are randomly assigned. So that the Omniversal Ectoplasmic Levels may always be balanced at near to perfect levels, allowing free flow of Souls through the various Reincarnation cycles.

Space, of course, doesn't MANAGE the Ectoplasm itself. Nor the Souls! Different Ancient for THAT, but they DO manage the PORTALS. We live in a SYSTEM after all. Everyone has their "departments" as it were. So really, it's quiet... Danny? Honey? Awful quiet back there! You, uh, fallen asleep, Starlight?

*empty room*

(O.O)

*inhale* AAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!!!!

Meanwhile! He be Snoozin'! And Ghostin'! Ghost Snoozin'! Is extra comfy, cause he weightless and got not booooones~☆!

But! He? Is not a child anymore! Has learned to... for lack of a better term, Let Go. To finally ACCEPT his Death. His inhumanity. His Amortality. Death no longer holds him, can no longer let him go. He is... not immortal. He is disowned, by his own doing and his own choice, at his timeless moment of Ending.

When Life let go of his hand and Death kindly offered theirs, he did not take it.

And that's okay.

It took awhile. Talking to older ghosts. Most vague and vast, near formless. Because it's... it's scary. And it's all you know. All, really, you've EVER known. Inherent to your identity, even after you leave that part you behind.

You are "human". "Martian" or "Xy'xeruian", something else, and you never question it. Even when you've left behind everything ELSE. Your name, your eyes, your history and skin. Yet you fly around and pretend. Still alive, still human.

But is that YOU?

Or just the form you found your start in?

And like? It's okay if it IS! Sometimes, yeah, you ARE. You look down deep and find a "don't know what you were expecting, buddy" sign stapled to a mirror. But more often? It's that last hurdle. The final step in Letting Go.

Everyone mourns at their own pace.

And they are the ghosts of who they were.

It helped. Mourning for the kid he was. Who was fourteen and wanted to be an astronaut. Who died and will never have a grave. The longer he exsists, for he can't technically be called Alive, the more painfully young that child seems.

It was okay.

To cry for Danny Fenton.

Then? To let him go. Let his memory, be memory. And his Past be the grave that child rests in. Loved dearly and remembered, but no longer binding his soul.

He doesn't have to wear that face anymore.

No tributes to the Dead.

He got? Kinda... BIG. Like REALLY big. Spiraling, serpentine, cracking ice, and burning galaxies. Like a fourth dimensional dragon, of ice and stars, somehow forcing its way into a three dimensional space. Atop it all, between two vast, impossible horns? Made of glacial ice coating the warping hearts of black holes, who's shape themselves seem to shift in unknowable ways? There burns, like comet trails, with super novas, compressed to decorative gems beneath glittering morning frost, a Terrible Crown.

He? Thinks? He MIGHT have wings.

He can't tell.

Because APPARENTLY he's a fuckin tesseract! Oh, no, sorry. He might me a Zone DAMNED PENTERACT!!! Is THIS what he gets for hanging out with Clockwork all the time? He just liked the quiet! Now his "true form" is PHYSICALLY PAINFUL for most people to look at!

Clock Dad WHAT THE HELL?!

(You see, now, why Space broke up with him? An ASSHOLE)

So! Danny stays, usually at least, in his "Hi, yes, I am Normal Human Man" Ghost form. But NOW? Now it PINCHS. Because it's TOO SMALL. But hey, that's fine! It's not like he has an ingrained habit of transforming when super tired and stressed! To float sleep for Maximum Restfulness(tm).

Ha ha!

Why does that feel like foreshadowing?

BECAUSE IT IS!

Danny? Snoozing! Space? Has LOST THE BABY! Portals? Have done a Jood Gob in Portalling, something they are vaguely sure they are supposed to be doing! Yay them! They have no brain cells but still enjoy helping! They moved a thing! That's helpful right? Yay! Probably!

And on DC's planet Earth?

They? Just choked on their fuckin coffee. One moment? La dee daa~ oooh~ look! Stars! Deep space! Oh, hiiii~ Watchtower! The NEXT? *every alarm in the building starts LOSING ITS SHIT* Giant World OBLITERATING SHAPE completely takes up the screen.

From near PLUTO.

There are NO WORDS TO DISCRIBE HOW FUCK OFF BIG THIS THING IS, MR. PRESIDENT. It will eat our nukes and LAUGH. Call! EVERYBODY!!!

Obviously? Superman. I mean really, OF COURSE Superman. Frankly, all the Supers. Because we would like to KEEP having a planet, thanks. Only? The more reports that come in? The more everyone is getting "oh fuck. This is a Workd Eater" vibes.

A massive, massive, Sleeping Titan of a Planet Destroying World Eater.

That MIGHT BE MAGIC.

*highly stressed Everyone noises*

And WORSE? Superman? Can't TOUCH it! Oh sure, at FIRST he could! But then he apparently pushed too hard in just one spot! And it felt POKED AT. So now, after flicking superman HALFWAY BACK TO EARTH to make him stop? No one can physically touch it!

But! There is hope!

Because? The creature is GREEN. Bright, luminous, Lantern Green! And Earth's Lanterns have already sent for back up. Combined? The were able to move a... hand? Paw? Something. But! With the combine forces of several nearby sectors of Lanterns? They promise the power to either relocate the creature or at least hold it in orbit until FURTHER forces can be deployed!

They refuse to harm the creature until it proves actively hostile, as it could have been seeking a place to nap and chosen one inconvenient to established planetary life. Frankly? Earth doesn't CARE where you relocate the giant Eldritch Space Dragon. Just NOT IN OUR BACKYARD, PLEASE.

....YES WE ARE SURE! We don't CARE if the scientific community of our planet is begging you to set up an area for them to place an "observation satellite"! No giant Eldritch Space Dragons in our solar system! It might WAKE UP!

Naturally, about half way THROUGH this Highly Delicate Operation?

Danny Wakes Up.

@hypewinter @hdgnj @lolottes @babbling-babull @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter @mutable-manifestation

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom #minji's writing