#meanwhile ruby: AAAAAA

[lovingdabeessss]

People are acting like Yang being gay with Blake while bad things are happening to ruby is Yang being a “bad sister” like Yang not being allowed to have nice things because the universe will immediately attack ruby is new???

Like it’s not either of their fault that the gods of rwby just hate Yang being gay

Back in atlas Yang and Blake going dancing? The party rubys working at gets attacked

Yang and Blake have a moment after killing Adam? Rubys getting attacked by a giant mech

Barn scene? Like minutes later they’re all attacked by the apathy which leads ruby alone to defend them

Even in the like beginning of the series this been happening

Remember when they got that SINGLE DANCE TOGETHER!?!?!? Minutes later ruby goes and fights CHILD MURDERER CINDER FUCKING FALL

They went on that one mission in the abandoned city Blake and Yang had a little “your not one to back down from a fight Blake” yeah wasn’t that nice- RUBY GETS KIDNAPPED you guys remember that??? She was so freaked out poor yang

literally the second she becomes partners with Blake they’re having a great time literally the easiest time out of any other team partners even renora in which Nora’s having a great time but rens suffering they get there first and they’re just chilling and you know what rubys doing meanwhile FLYING ON A DAMN NEVERMORE

For like the earlier stuff that happened it was a lot of ruby being a gremlin child and taking every opportunity to get away from her overprotective sister to go and be a menace to society and then later on it’s that the universe is literally trying to give ruby every kind of trauma and yang physically can’t be there to help with all of it

Like when her and Blake got together Yang was TELEPORTED AWAY ABOVE SOME MAGICAL INFINITE ABYSS and try and Yang might to be as not gay as possible avoiding with all her might saying I love you out loud she’s literally got no choice and then the next day ruby gets the worst mental breakdown of her life

It’s not rubys fault she doesn’t support yang being gay that shits a survival tactic Blake seducing her sister is gonna get her killed

No wonder Yang was so overprotective especially in the beginning of the season it starts out with ruby getting FUCKING ROBBED yeah that’s probably the last time ruby was ever allowed to go shopping by herself

#THIS IS ME JOKING THIS IS JOKEY HAHA #but like yeah I love ruby and Yang me and my sister are super similar at the exact same age currently #if I got robbed my sister probably wouldn’t let me out of the house for like a month #yang having a moment with Blake for a split second: something just happened #meanwhile ruby: AAAAAA #I loved in ice queendom when Blake was like you gotta let her do things on her own #yeah Blake you tell her cause if she doesn’t you’re not getting a girlfriend #rwby #blake belladonna #rwby bumbleby #yang x blake #blake x yang #bumbleby #rwby memes #yang xiao long #ruby rose #rwby v9

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@ruby-static "give yourself a break" edition!

Where quil basically drags Shawn into having a fun day

Quil: hey man.

Shawn: what's up?

Quil: are you ok? You've been so quiet recently...

Quil: I know you're trying to be strong cause you got the lil guy to worry for but...I still need to ask

Shawn: ....I....don't know...

Quil: hey, you're allowed to have a break.

Shawn: listen quil, I'll find a way! I'll be ok-

Quil: yes you will indeed be ok.

Quil: come on dude, let's have a day

Shawn: ok-

Quil noticing Shawn isn't doing good? Absolutely, he probably would immediately drag Shawn into having a day of nothing but relaxation. Tbh Shawn doesn't mind cause on god he needs it

And the finale!

Meanwhile, with anna-

Anna: why are they flirting-

Bonnie: they're just having a fun day!

Anna: I guess so. Shawn DOES need a break.

The gangs all here! They absolutely join in on the fun day aaaaaa

#agent a quil #agent a anna #agent a bonnie #shawn #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin

[wonderful-bellies]

Pokemon Battle:

(Happy Birthday! Here’s a gift! :D)

In the pokemon world, a woman named Medli, who was a giant nerd, where holding her birthday with her friends. One of these people was the pokemon trainer, Laria. She was wearing black and purple dress with a little bow, her skin was dark brown, her eyes ruby red and her long hair that down to her thighs were green. She also had a little golden necklace. She was taller than Medli, but Medli was lucky that she wasn’t the type to tease people for being shorter than her, like using them as an amrest or something.

  They also had their pokemons with them. Both Medli and Laria had six each. Medli had Lucien the Lugia, Nidel the Serperior, Neyo the shiny Mew, Nashyl the Seviper, Vihro'sae the Liepard and Jin the Talonflame.

Laria meanwhile had Sammy, a shiny gardevoir who was also among those known as a “perma-mega”, meaning he’s permanently a mega pokemon. Alongside him, she also had Miara the Mew, Gal the Galvantula, Ethan the Gastrodon, Grass the Gogoat and Basal the Scorbunny.

  After having eaten for now as well as opening gifts and presents, walked Laria up to Medli. “Hey.” She said, looking a bit nervous, though that’s pretty normal. “I was wondering, if you’d want a quick battle, just for fun?” She asked gently. Medli nodded and stood up. “Let’s make a special rule, we’re only allowed to send out a pokemon once, so it’ll be best two out of three. We’ll figure something out if it somehow ends up being a draw.” She said, and Laria accepted.

  The two of them found a good spot to start the battle. Kehsun, another serperior, flipped a coin, and it would be Medli who send out the first pokemon.

  The pokemon she send out was Lucien the Lugia, he was a big boy with large wings. He looked a bit nervous, or maybe he was just shy.

Laria meanwhile send out Gal the Galvantula. The drider- like pokemon stood on her four large legs, while she fumbled her fingers as she looked at Lucien. Truth be told, she always had a bit of a crush on the big dude, but couldn’t really say it.

  Gal would have the type advantage over Lucien, so let’s see where this will go:

Lucien started out by flying into the air, as he just dodged some webbing being shot at him from Gal. He fired an ice beam back, she tried to dodge, but her large body made her a big target, her legs ended up being frozen. He landed and walked towards her, but when got close, she shot an electro ball at him. He was down on a critical, but then he put his hands together and smashed into the earth, using the move Earthquake on her, making her faint. Lucian walked over and took the drider, and gently began to swallow her. While he was taller than her, in terms of body mass was she bigger, so it was a bit of a challenge of getting her down, especially the abdomen. Once she was inside, he patted his gut and let out a sigh. “That was good fight my friend, you did a good job, you almost won.” He told her and walked out to the side line to watch the next battle. Inside his large belly, was Gal blushing, not really saying anything yet.

  Lucien watched as Kehsun flipped a coin yet again. “You know, you can speak to me whenever you want right?” he said, though Gal was still quiet until she finally made up her mind. “It’s not because i’m sad, i’m just shy, and i don’t know what to say when i want to talk to you.” She answered him, and he gently stroked his stomach and thus her. “Take your time, just know if you ever need something, just ask. There’s no shame in it.” He said in a friendly tone and laid down.

  The next round began and this time it was Medli’s dumb boi, the naga Nidel, a serperior like Kehsun. He gave a cocky smile as he looked at his opponent, the gastrodon Ethan. This time it was Laria who should send out first. Ethan simply gave a shrug and a smile, he had always been pretty laid back, some joke with it’s because he’s a slugtaur-like creature, even though that’s not the case.

Nidel charged ahead, while Ethan used rain dance. Nidel immediately wrapped around Ethan, thinking he had trapped him, but Ethan was just like “nah dude” and slid right out of his hold. Ethan gave him a smirk and immediately shot water gun at him, even if it was ineffective. Nidel knowing that he did this to annoy him, charged at him with leaf blade and got a critical hit. “Nice shot.” Ethan said still keeping that laid back smirk on his face, “but now it’s my turn”, he said as his body was surrounded by an aura, and soon he charged forward at high speed himself, catching Nidel so much off guard that he actually got scared for a second, it was giga impact. It connected perfectly, and send Nidel flying. He was out of breath, and soon he saw Ethan over him. He tried to wrap around him again, but Ethan just slid right out. He grabbed Nidel by the shoulders and began to swallow the green naga. Nidel protested, but soon he found himself inside the gastrodon’s stomach. Ethan slurped up his tail as if it was a noodle. Afterwards, he found a tree to lay up against and rest, while Nidel was still complaining.

  As he was laying down he stroked his belly, but he was getting slightly tired it and pushed Nidel down to his second belly. He hummed a bit for himself and now leaned back yet again. “You’ll just have to relax.” he said, knowing full well that Nidel would NOT be calming down any time soon.

  Third round started, and this time it was the two mews, Neyo and Miara. Miara was the more experienced, but she’d rather perform than fighting, so she convinced everyone that they would do that instead. First it was a dance off, and while Neyo was awkward was nervous and awkward at first, he soon got the hang of it, and started to dance for real. Neyo was a bit more elegant while Miara was a bit of a showoff. A vote was held and it was Neyo who won the performance. Miara just gave him a smile, “You did good my friend. You did good. However, when she touched him, she felt how soft and squishy he was, he was no mew, he was a ditto. She was surprised at first, but then she quickly put the pieces together, and gave him a comforting smile. “There’s no need to hide who you are, we all love you like you are. You’re perfect as you are.” She told him. At first he was hesitant, but soon his form loosened up, to show that he was indeed a ditto. He slowly began to envelop her body and absorbed her into his own. “Are you okay?” He asked as he walked to sit besides Lucien. “Yes i am, don’t worry.” She replied.

  Sammy looked on from the sideline. “Seems like Laria lost.” He said to Kehsun who watched from a chair he had taken with him out. “Seems so, tough they all did a good job. I’m surprised she never called you over, since that you’re her most powerful pokemon.” Kehsun commented and looked up at the male gardevoir, who came with a shrug as he placed his hands on his black “robe”. “I’m surprised myself, but oh well.” He said and took a bite of cake that was shared among them to the party.

  Laria looked over at where the pokemon stood. The only pokemon over there that was her’s was Gastrodon, with a belly full of an angry Nidel. The other two, Lucien and Neyo, was Medli’s, which meant that she was the winner.

Laria walked up to Medli and gave her a handshake. “It was good fight, and you honestly deserve that win.” She said with a smile. Medli smiled back brightly. “Thank you, you were good yourself, however, you do know what the winner gets right?” Medli said than asked. “Aren’t you a bit short for that?” Laria asked in one of her rare moments of sarcasm. “I MAY BE SHORT, BUT I’M MIGHTY AND STRONG!” Medli answered back with a bit of a hesifit, but soon calmed down to an adorable pout that basically screamed for headpats. Which Laria provided.

  Laria took off her glasses and placed them on a rock, and proceeded to bend down in her knees so she was more face to face with Medli. She felt Medli’s hands on her shoulders, and soon felt the warmth and wetness come around her as she entered her friend’s mouth and slowly travelled down into her belly. Medli gulped her down more and more, and soon was Laria all the way down, leaving a large hanging gut for Medli to either cuddle or carry around. “And the winner is Medli!” Shouted Medli in playful triumph. “Happy birthday you nerd.” Said Laria. “Thank you, you hypocrite.” Medli replied back, as in her mind Laria was the bigger nerd of the two.

AAAAAA I’m sorry friend this is the cutest shit??? and you indulged me and let me be the pred ayyyy!! Damn RIGHT preds can be short lol. I loved this so much friend i was smiling like a doof while reading this. Lucian and Neyo were so heckin precious and i love Laria and her pokes aaa thank yooooouu <3

#hhgngngGNG #thenk u friend ;-; #soft vore #vore related #nidel #kehsun #neyo #lucian #submission

[ask-rwby-multishipper]

Say fuck (for Ruby, if I’m allowed to choose)

((I’ll allow it this one time, ‘cause this is a great dare))

Ruby, shaking her head: Uh-uh!

Weiss: Oh, come on! It’s just a word.

Ruby: A bad word!

Blake: A dare is a dare, though.

Ruby: But Yang would be mad.

Yang, laughing: Ruby, honestly, hearing you say ‘fuck’ would be the funniest thing ever.

Ruby, gasping: Language!

Ilia: I say it all the time. It’s easy, watch. Fuck.

Ruby: AAAAAA!

Blake, chanting: Say it! Say it! Say it!

Ruby: No!

Yang: You have my permission to say it.

Ruby: Ehhhhhh.

Weiss: I’ll give you a kiss…

Ruby: FUCK.

Weiss: …on the cheek.

Ruby: Frick!

Yang, applauding: Well done.

Blake, applauding: Good stuff.

Ilia: Proud of you, flower girl.

Weiss, kissing Ruby’s cheek: There.

Ruby, blushing: All of this goes against everything Dad taught us.

Yang: Well Dad’s not here!

Meanwhile, in Patch….

Taiyang, looking up from his sunflowers: Something….is very very wrong….

Send me a Truth or a Dare and I’ll assign a randomly generated character and write that character’s response!

#let ruby say fuck #rwby #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #white rose #ilia amitola #taiyang xiao long

[tomaturtles]

Aaaaaa here’s something that is now way far from canon and was drawn before we saw Infinite’s face but i still really like anyway!

It’s based off of the Ruby Corruption AU! It was a theory from before Forces that came about on a discord server I’m in inspired by these arts by @blubipbop and @good-tails, and is now an au separate from canon! Some info on this au under the cut fot anyone interested:

Gadget and Finn (Infinite) were Friends and are like 14 years old Finn fell into Eggman’s hands Somehow (maybe kidnapped?) and ended up as his lab rat He had his memories suppressed by Eggman during these experiments and was told he was a creation of his; he doesn’t remember Gadget or his previous life Gadget somehow figures out Infinite is his friend Finn and joins the Resistance to save him The Phantom Ruby has way too much power for Infinite’s body to handle, and starts growing ruby crystals over his body; They grow and spread when he uses his powers or when he gets strong emotions, and they spread faster over time It only hurts if you let it so he ignores it at first but over time it starts getting more painful and becoming a problem Infinite can’t really stop using his powers so he just tries to avoid having feelings; he especially tries to avoid that one red wolf from the resistance because just seeing him makes infinite feel a whole mess of emotions he doesn’t understand Unfortunately for him Gadget seems to be actively seeking him out, as he’s a sentimental fool and wants his friend back For some bonus Angst (tm), Gadget being a sentimental fool puts his gloveless hand on Infinite’s heart at some point, thus coming into contact with the Ruby, and the ruby crystals start spreading in him too The same things that make the ruby crystals spread on Infinite apply on Gadget too; when it spreads on one, it spreads on the other as well

Also, thanks to that ruby connection they can kinda feel what the other is feeling At some point Shadow (who’s a double agent but has been growing somewhat fond of Infinite) realizes there’s something wrong with him and gets Concerned He finds out about the ruby corruption and wants to immediately drag Infinite to the Resistance to see if maybe Tails or someone can fix the corruption, but Infinite Doesn’t Want To Meanwhile, Gadget’s been hiding the corruption from the Resistance and wants to tell someone because it’s steadily spreading on him and it's getting really concerning but then he'll have to tell them how it started and.... yeah So by now both Infinite and Gadget are Suffering but neither knows what to do about it We have an ending planned but I wanna make some art to go with it so I’ll have to leave you guys hanging for now bgkjbfgbj

#sonic forces #sonic the hedgehog #infinite the jackal #gadget the wolf #shadow the hedgehog #sth #toma draws #given the actual relationship they ended up having in canon shadow being sort of a father figure to infinite probably seems weird but #you'll take dadow in this particular au from my cold dead hands bgjkibjgibj #also i still thought infinite was a fox when i drew this since we hadn't seen his canon face yet jbgujbjgubj

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "gaming shenanigans part infinity" edition!

Where Shawn picked up rainworld again and it went as well as you expect playing with your friends

Anna: thanks for dying shawn

Anna: this'll make getting through memory crypts much easier!

Shawn: fuck you anna

Anna: *laughing her ass off*

Anna escaped getting pecked to death by giant mechanical birds while Shawn has to watch his body get taken away across multiple screens the poor guy. All Anna can do is laugh!

Shawn @ an echo: hey fucking....

Shawn: nineteen d**** fourteen b****

Anna: exCUSE ME-

Turns out all it takes for Shawn to start saving some non user friendly words is to run into the horrors (in this case an eldritch being) with your best friend!

Meanwhile Anna is dealing with a whole other type of the horrors *whEEZE*

And the finale!

Shawn: don't worry! He's just nervous.

"but he's tall. And kinda scary"

"you're scary too."

Shawn is not amused at a kid calling his bear son scary. He knows that heart is an absolute sweetheart aaaAAA--

#agent a anna #shawn #heart #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin #rain world

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@ruby-static "wholesomeness and another roast" edition!

Where woops. I drew some wholesome but tbh wholesome is nice

Shawn holding a missile: AS PER MY LAST EMAIL

Sometimes shawn will send herbert emails just to fuck with him. Other times he just goes straight to the point and anna is seeing such a thing XD

Anna: so in your culture, yellow and purple are the gendered colours instead of blue and pink?

Zodiac: *nod*

Anna: ok i need to see a trans flag with those colours

Zodiac: *comes back with such a thing*

Anna: NICE!

the Khuzmyah dragon guys have their own gendered colours and anna found that out because zodiac mentioned it. And now shes coloured a trans flag from this world with the colours!

"Tch, your boyfriend packs your lunch like a child?"

Clay: ....yes??

Shawn: its called "we love eachother" maybe you should try it some time.

Anna witnessing another roast! And shawn is just done with some people's BS and i dont blame him

We're onto the clay and shawn wholesomes now aaaa!

That feel when you get back from work and you're tired as fuck so you just faceplant into the nearest fluffy thing.

And the finale! A funny

"AAAAAAAA"

Past!Clay: AAAAAA!?!????

Oh to be unwillingly thrown into the future and see how everything is different yet absolutely better for you at the same time. Meanwhile past shawn is just all "yo what the heck is going on-" XD

#agent a anna #shawn #clay #of fated hearts #zodiac #herbert p bear #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin

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@ruby-static "look at all those penguins" edition!

In which oop-

Anna: is it tourist season?

Anna: look at all those penguins!

Shira: ooooh royal penguins!

Anna: oh from the warmer islands. So basically tourists

Tmw you know its tourist season when more warmer climate penguins are appearing on the little Antarctic island that you call home. Also quil is a mood he looks like hes going "i sleep"

Anna: oh my god that is adorable-

Anna supervising three chaos siblings while they swim and they're just messing around with their heads just above the water like crocodiles. Akfhwudbakdhaufh

Meanwhile, today...

Shira: *eeeeeing*

Orion was the one who told them about the announcement. Also shira is basically my reaction to when i saw that announcement trailer for JWE2 cause "AAAAAA DINOSAURS! :D"

And the finale!

Lily and Orion meet. What are these girls talking about? Nobody knows!

#agent a anna #agent a quil #shira #jesse #clover #lil shade #Orion #agent a mrs blackfeather #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin

[wildcardaces]

@ruby-static "it be cold n flu season" edition!

In which oop, its winter in club penguin!

Shira: *sneezes*

Anna: hahah, oh hell no

Anna: *teleports away*

Anna: shiras got a cold-

Gary: oh dear-

That moment when Antarctica has like only 2 seasons and winter happens in the summer (in terms of the nothern hemisphere) so oop, penguin going through their own cold season! Shira isnt immune XD

Dan: that was an awesome snowboard race son!

Quil: than- wait son--?

Dan adopts quil ep 3429, dude us the epitome of "found family"

Riki: this is my boyfriend, alfie

Alfie: hi!

Riki: and this is alfies boyfriend, jun

Jun: eyyy sup!

Anna is chuckling a little but on god she's probably proud of riki aaaaaa-

Meanwhile, i describe club penguin operations via memes

Gary: ah, yes, enslaved hibernation.

And then when herbert wakes up

Herbert: ah, yes, enslaved sun.

Herbert really did say "you make me hibernate due to the cold? Time to make YOU hibernate too" tho didnt he?

And the finale! A random "year later doodle" thing

Shira: im about to commit phillip's disaster

Hee hoo shiras about to make herberts operation Blackout base go BOOM!

#agent a anna #agent a quil #shira #wildcard dan #riki #alfie #jun #gary the gadget guy #herbert p bear #club penguin ocs #club penguin oc #club penguin