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#men are WEAK
artistsonthelam · 9 months
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(Haven't seen Barbie yet but I loved Joy Ride; it's SO funny and also heartfelt—go see it!)
// (my tweet)
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chanceofhale · 1 year
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I kind of want to humiliate a man. Femdom sounds fun. Who’s gonna be my little bitch?
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yvmoveon · 10 months
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i just find it hilarious how the sexually provocative men talk so badly about women in general. For example, calling them a hoe or used or whatever. but in the end, they’re the ones that literally are so disgusting. 💀 i don’t slut shame but if you’re a man and you can’t control your “urges”, how are you gonna talk about a woman who doesn’t even fucking do all the nasty ish you have done and do? lmfao. it’s men like these who i enjoy dragging cause i love making them feel stupid. it just does something to me. especially when i use large vocabulary during my discussions. i literally be staring at them like 😐 lol
​Also to add… A lot of men get mad when they can’t get you so instead they call you the worse things cause they’re bitter and it’s like so funny cause when you laugh in their face, they get more angry. even on here, a lot of the anon hate us women get usually come from men. it’s pretty hilarious. anyways i’m done
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catsinacottage · 16 days
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Was playing Cowboy Carter & Renaissance at work yesterday on the speaker in the back of house and my boss asked me to turn it off cuz it was making him “too horny” and he couldn’t focus - LMAO
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bisexualdorkmess · 2 years
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Writer Ric from Sandman is weak shit like dude. If I was "gifted" a muse like my life would be DEVOTED to worshipping her.
Like, Calliope my beloved, beauty beyond the stars. Give me 24 hours to cater to your whims, take you out on the town.
I want to take her to butterfly gardens and coffee shops, hang on her every word. Take her to a planetarium, aquarium, museum, anywhere she wants to go. Give her her freedom at the end of the day and beg for her blessings. Make an altar to her and leave offerings, fresh flowers, fine wine, poetry about her. Pray to her and know that you did everything you did to curry favor, take inspiration in writing from the devotion to her.
Like, dude doesn't even TRY. He just locks her upstairs and sits down to write like. Hmm gee what to write. Like all the literary places you could go just from "there is a muse locked in my bedroom and I don't know what to do". Like my guy there Is SO MUCH to emotionally unpack right there. So many places you can go and ideas to explore from just that, but nah.
Like, ACTUALLY fucking woo her dude don't just buy her stuff and complain. She's literally a fucking GODDESS just be inspired by her mere presence. Weak ass man can't even be bothered to spend time with her like my guy, you are not doing yourself any favors at all.
Like he feels so guilty and weird about having a woman trapped in his house against her will like??? You know how to fix that? Be nice to her and let her goooo. Just going through that situation should be enough to give you boatloads of inspiration.
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whatdoyoushay · 2 years
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dots3a · 2 years
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A guy made a relationships advice post four days ago and i don't even go there but the post showed up as a notification for me so i commented and he has deleted the post but has been coming back every day for four days to call me ableist and transphobic slurs and reddit is allowing his comments to stay up but just sent me a warning for reporting too many of his abusive comments. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
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thoughtdump · 2 years
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Men will really think they’re stronger than women & then sit back & do literally nothing while they watch the women in their life cook, clean, work etc. while on their period.
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vocalunits · 23 days
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some dumbass man on tinder stopped talking to me after hearing my weight? like ok cool but I have full body pics lmaoooo u liked what u saw and a number magically changed it .. PUSSY
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nkogneatho · 2 months
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i was thinking about gojo in his 40s. the white hair never losing it's shine because he uses expensive hair care. but no money can hide the aging. which is why there's a faint hint of wrinkles appearing near his eyes, his hands rougher than usual when they caress your waist. how you tiptoe your way to give him a peck and you feels his white stubble graze your cheeks. after all these years, he is still an eye candy. his fashion sense never dropped. he decorates himself in most luxurious suits and casuals. although his taste in cologne has changed. he prefers more earthy or woody scent than metallic ones. he looks his age, no doubt. but he has maintained himself in such a way that even after 12 years later, he still manages to take breaths away with his appearance and mannerisms. he is more mature now (funny how the 28 year old him wasn't) but you know the kid inside you never dies so he pulls occasional pranks on his students.
his voice is a little hoarse now but it still turns soft when he speaks to you. demeanor more cold now but his eyes still perks up when he sees you. and when you embrace him in your arms, he feels home. not a care in the world. like he is eighteen again, falling in love for the first time.
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vega-licious · 1 year
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As toxic and misogynist as GoT was, they did get one thing right. Valar morghulis in-fucking-deed.
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itsarabellebabes · 1 year
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me after I hurt men’s feelings by just saying what they did
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