#men are gross anyways

[aeide-thea]

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as 'masturbatory' because even though it's an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it's impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

#it's such an ugly word but like. self-pleasure is good‚ actually #it's good to know yourself and what you like and lovingly treat yourself to it! #like similarly 'meretricious' is extremely tempting if you ignore the underlying metaphor #but. hard to. #language #and quite frankly i think people who whip out 'masturbatory' in this sneering sort of way #are leveraging‚ if we're honest with ourselves‚ a particular framing of it as a gross thing that boys do #because like. when have you ever heard a *woman's* self-indulgent art described as masturbatory #like don't get me wrong we absolutely still dismiss it! but we dismiss it in other ways #that are usually about how embarrassing her *yearning* is #and so even our sneering is reinforcing an idea that men Act whereas women Feel #anyway this was prompted by some things but i shoved it in the queue so now i forget what lol #so here you are getting some contextless thoughts on the use of 'masturbatory' as sneering dismissive assessment! #just what you were hoping for i'm sure :)

[chawliekin]

and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…

#dennis thinks he’s losing his edge and mac thinks he’s perfect anyway #mac feels like no one in his life has ever needed him enough to stay but dennis can’t stay away #IM ILLLLLL about these men from the world’s stupidest sitcom #sorry if this got a little freudian I don’t LITERALLY mean it in the sense that mac/dennis are seeking something that reminds them of their #parents (gross) (although pretty character accurate to the SINNED system) #but rather that our childhoods teach us what we should expect and look out for in life #and it never really leaves us #this all stemmed from me contemplating MADMTTS and how it would’ve made way more sense for mac (high energy adhd) to be out in the world #and dennis (bpd anger issues) to be indoors free from the triggers of the world #but they INSISTED on mac being housewife dennis being breadwinner #same as their little battle over supposed roles/dynamics as hugh honey/vic vinegar/brian lefevre etc #you are two queer men why on earth do you care about sticking to heterosexual gender roles #but it was never about the gender roles it was about what they self-assign their value to… #mac and dennis #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #its always sunny #macdennis #macden

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[robotsandramblings]

i know we joke about Hunter adopting every child he comes across but i also 100% headcanon that he absolutely loves babies and instantly gets baby fever when he sees one

like he will make any and every excuse to hold a baby. the second a parent is indicating they might be tired/need a break, he's there faster than the speed of light, ready to take baby off their hands.

#hunter #the bad batch #star wars #sw headcanons #in my AUs he's literally well known for this #need a babysitter for your bebe? call hunter #if the baby's parents are idk in the hospital or something and bebe needs taken care of? call hunter #come to visit and just wanna hang with your friends and need to get bebe off your hands? find hunter #any partner he ever has knows that if they see a baby they STEER HUNTER AWAY or else baby fever will kick into full gear #then they have to listen to hunter for the next 48 hours try to convince them why they need a bebe too #(even if they already have like 10 adopted older kids) (''but we don't have a BABY!!'' cries hunter) #also he could care less about all the messy and gross parts of dealing with a baby. he deals with diapers and puke like it's nothing. #(he's a soldier i'm sure he's seen worse anyways) (he's probably happy to be dealing with diapers and puke instead of wounded and dead men) #(Sorry it got dark at the end here lmao)

[merakiui]

I just... I just want to indulge Riddle's breeding kink. I want to tell him how much I want him to fill me up and how I want him to make a baby with me. How good dad he'd make and how my fertile womb is ready to create life. Please impregnate me mr Riddle, you can do it as often as you'd like, even after you succeed <3

orz this is the dream life!!!! Why should I think of anything else when I can just be Riddle's devoted wifey who he fills every single night instead!!!!

Tell him all of those things and he's gone. Ascended. Roll end credits. orz sometimes he's so predictable because you know those lines are like the finishing moves to slay the final boss, so all you need to do is give him bedroom eyes, whine so salaciously about how you want him to knock you up, breed you like an animal, make you a mommy, stuff you full with lots of cum, etc and it gets him every single time hehe. >:D

And since he's not the best at cooking, maybe you can cook lots of delicious things for him!!! Wear nothing but an apron while you're pregnant and it is a sight that sends blood rushing to his face and his dick all at once!!!! Counter sex with him!!!!! UUUUUUWUWUWAAWAAAA..... orz I think he gets really good at eating you out the more times he does it. And I also think he loves to role-play. >:)

Riddle is so beloved. T_T <3 just imagine he takes you to the NRC reunion years later and everyone sees how very pregnant you are and !!!!!!! I know Azul is seething knowing Riddle has such a cute lover while he is still alone and sad and a loser and so pathetic and has no maidens on land or in the sea and no fish and nothing and is still a scummy, sleazy tako with no one in his life and he's always a loser!!!!!!! (really cutting into Azuzu with that one;;;;;; forgive me, tako. >_<) but Riddle loves you so much and he's so proud of you and I think he secretly likes showing you off at these gatherings so everyone knows that your pregnant belly is his work and he did that to you and no one else could ever have you in the ways he's had you!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaa orz I'm down so bad for Mr. Riddle.

#meraki thirsts #scaranya #n/sfw #tw: breeding #tw: pregnancy #i see riddle and it's over for me </3 #knock me up six ways to sunday please!!!! >v< #AND JADE OOOOO JADE JADE JADE OTL #he hits so different #with floyd he's cute and sometimes you want the occasional filthy depraved sex #but jade... only the most rough gross filthy sex please orz something about him just incites lust >:( #i need to ride him until he's crying!!!! i need to see him on his knees so desperate and pathetic wipe that annoying smirk off his face #by sitting on it!!!!!! <3 #anyways ^^;;;; hi hello i am so normal about these men

[cherubsbarewetass]

#due south #benton fraser #paul gross #paul yucky #mounties #royal canadian mounted police #hat #red #canada #canadians #white men #yeah #anyway #gay #rcmp #liaison #canadian embassy #chicago #1994 #1995 #1996

[martymcflown]

Sorry I'm hyper-fixating on this James Somerton thing because I used to have his videos on in the background quite a bit and now I'm having this spiral of "wow how did I NOT see the misogyny?" And it makes me think of another self-discovery journey I'd been going on recently of confronting the "acceptable" levels of misogyny among queer men, including other trans queer men like myself. How casual misogyny is seen as wholly acceptable because "well the cishet girls hurt us too." How cis gay men in particular think that disparaging certain body parts is an okay thing to do because "I'm gay, I'm supposed to think they're gross" even if it excludes trans men. Not to say cishet people can't or don't hurt people within the queer community, whether voluntarily or not. It happens, often. The idea that some straight women do write queer men as stereotypes that have largely been propagated by the media they consume is accurate, and sometimes those misconceptions pass onto their treatment of real queer men. But also, buddy--don't you think some critiques apply to us, too? That we also need to do some self-reflection as queer men? Because clearly someone like James Somerton, whom many considered a person of authority in queer media content (for the worst), was able to spread blatant misogyny and hide it behind a mask of pretentious, self-righteous, and exclusionary advocacy. If you're okay giving misogyny a pass because you think women as a whole somehow "deserve" what's coming to them based on their preconceived slights against you, then maybe rethink things a little bit. I'm trying to do that, too.

#also i've said it before but the way queer media written by PERCEIVED straight women is seen as lesser is just gross #especially when people in the same breath will praise queer content produced by ostensibly straight MEN #and it's even worse when it has been proven time and time again that these so-called straight women are NOT actually straight women #that a lot of people perceived by others to be teen girls or adult straight women writing queer content are actually queer themselves #or are nonbinary or trans #LIKE I WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS #anyway just wanted to rant #james somerton #queer authorship #lgbtq #misogyny #also the fact tumblr wanted to autofill me typing misogyny with misandry OOOOOF

[sp0o0kylights]

why the deep sigh before saying you’re a natural redhead lol

Several reasons!

For context this is in response to my answer in the "rb in the tags what would be the physical feature used to identify you in fanfiction of you if you were a fictional character" post a few days ago and the TL;DR is the redheads get stereotyped in specific ways I hate.

Large ass rant below (hey you asked lol)

For a lot of people, redheaded women are a fetish. ( When I was younger, I had people date me who later stated they just wanted to cross off dating a redhead, they didn't actually want a relationship, and my personal favorite, that they would never date someone who "wasn't skinny" but made an exception bc I'm a redhead. I've been offered a LOT of sex and a LOT of threesomes, because I'm a bucket list item and they will say so, to my face, in person. Like many things in life, there's a line between a preference or appreciation or even a "type" --and a fetish. The later being an issue because you're no longer seen as a person but an object, and people will make that creepily, disgustingly clear.

2. It's a stereotyped personality. Redhead's are crazy/hot tempered/insane (see: that one dude from Fruits Basket and I cant even pick a female character theres so fucking many) crazy in bed (one example among hundreds is We're the Millers "Eh she's a redhead there's a 50/50 chance she'd be into it") Soulless (I actually used that one to get through High School by insisting I was collecting souls to pay for my fire-lake front mansion, shouts out to South Park lmao), and many more. The redheaded step-child, the vixen, the other women, etc.

I have had my hair color come up in job interviews, with teachers, with coaches or trainers and even in situations as a kid where I was essentially asked "Hello kid I just met, you're a redhead, are you going to behave for me?" Related, my parents got a LOT of praise because I was quiet. Throughout my life the most common "praise" I have received is that I am "not a typical redhead" bc I am "calm."

You still see a lot of this bleed into fanfiction, but you used to REALLY see it bleed into fanfiction lol.

Addendum to both points above--the fetish, hot, good in bed thing typically only applies to conventionally attractive women.

Redheaded men are "ugly", and if you don't fit into the current but ever changing Socially Acceptable Hot Chick Look, then you're in for it. This includes weight, skin color/tone, freckles, type of hair, fuckin' eye color sometimes, the list goes on.

I vaguely recall someone who was doing a media study about how the male "problem child" in media is typically portrayed as a redhead. off the top of my head, the kid from Malcom in the Middle and the kid from the magic school bus.)

And that's just the cis shit.

3. People in general get weird about my hair. A lot of strangers enjoy touching it without asking, or otherwise felt ownership over it if I had parts of it dyed, etc. I legitimately had people get super upset the time I dyed it black. Hell I had STRANGERS get upset. People I never met in my life who were making small talk in the check out line, absolutely FURIOUS with me about dying it black, because they asked me what my natural hair color was and I answered honestly.

4. If you're over the age of, ehhhh, 25? 27? You probably remember the age of fanfic where we described EVERYONE by their hair color lmao. Redhead was right up there with bluenette. It was painful and that post reminded me of it.

#Id honestly dye my hair black again #except my hair grows out insanely fast #and requires specific types of dye or some shit #at home box dyes are #sadly #a waste and believe me I have tried #anyway #I have to go to a professional and while I believe in paying my people that shit is EXPENSIVE to do every single month #and my ass pretty much picked doing other things in terms of hobbies and apperance #Ghosts long ass rant about redheads #feel free to chime in if you are one #I could talk for hours about the gross shit people of all genders have said to me #but esp men #up to and including the guy who asked me what made me different from any other redhead #like homie we're not pokemon

[adzy-drawz]

shaking my fist at my art style for turning everything cute

#I WANNA DRAW GROSS PSYCHOPATHIC MEN DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyways. #gooseworx #darly boxman #the darly boxman show #milkpooch #mspaint #adzy drawz #new art tag woagh

[justagaycryptid]

Omw to make connections that literally nobody was thinking about

#does anybody understand this at all #do u see my vision #rattling the bars of my cage going batshit insane #men that I am so so normal about #like I could actually go into detail and draw similarities/parallels between all these characters #but I am not putting that much effort into what is essentially a shitpost #but I will say that I like how one of the main things that sets dung eater apart from the other two is that hes actually honest lmao #like yeah hes vile and evil and fucking gross #but at least he doesnt lie to you about it #anyways #elden ring #dung eater #darkiplier #hannibal #shouting into the void

[sukibenders]

Seeing Devi end up with Ben didn't surprise me, because this is M*ndy K*ling's formula (no matter how much we all detest it) but still a little disappointing. Like they literally had to erase Paxton's arc just to elevate Ben, like that is sad. But what's even more egregious is the way some Benvi fans talk about Paxton, and Darren, is disgusting. Like calling them predators and a bunch of other names just to elevate your ship is weird behavior, especially acting this way towards a MOC and how some conversations can reach dangerous territory. Like some of these people need to stop. I may not like Ben as a character, nor ship him with Devi (his behavior towards her is atrocious) but you would not catch me acting the way I see some of them act towards these actors. Like, stop.

#nhie #nhie spoilers #nhie s4 #paxton hall yoshida #devi vishwakumar #ben gross #devi sweetie im so sorry you deserved better #mindy stop putting your woc with mediocre white men! pls #and to iterate im not saying that there arent some daxton shippers who treat ben horribly in fandom [e.g. antisemitic comments] #nor am i saying that i hate ben [i wish the show gave him more development and plot to work with like how they did devi & paxton separately #but that doesnt mean i still cant point out some of the things hes done that dont sit right with me #tho tbh i dont necessarily have much faith in mindy kaling when it comes to ben's story anyway bc there are some problems

[pierregaslays]

something about mason greenwood signing for a spanish club given EVERYTHING that’s going on in spain at the moment is sick

#tw mason greenwood #tw abuse #do they have no shame #don’t answer that #so so so gross #anyway it just feels like another kick in the teeth #once again men in football are saying a massive fuck you to women

[dichromaticdyke]

idk what woman or similarly gendered nonbinary person needs to hear this, but if you feel actual distress, frustration, discomfort, etc. at the thought of being attracted to men, or being with men in a sexual or romantic context--if you genuinely feel this way and you hide it behind "haha sucks that i like men lol" jokes--you honestly should consider lesbianism.

#dichromaticdyke.exe #because i've seen some posts going around about how people shouldn't feel ashamed to like men or anything and i agree #especially wrt men or similarly gendered nonbinary people--mlm or nblm attraction is good and should be celebrated #but like. if you make those kinds of “gross i like men haha” jokes a LOT as a woman or similarly gendered nonbinary person #you should investigate why #because you might be a lesbian #and if you're not! that's totally fine. but you as a woman or similarly gendered nonbinary person should not feel ashamed to like men #that's like the status quo lol so if there's genuine negative feelings there then there might be a reason #and i've seen a lot of posts lately talking about how having shame towards like men is radfem thinking and i disagree #i think that could be a reason why people feel that way but it could also be (pause for dramatic effect) #compulsory heterosexuality and internalized lesbophobia #some people genuinely don't like men please remember that #anyway reblogs are available on this post. for now. but the second i get bad faith actors in the notes i'm turning them off. #be normal please

[lokiiied]

number one reason i need lokius canon:

• THEY’RE IN LOVE

number two reason i need lokius canon:

• piss off the straights

#number two reason is very quickly becoming number one reason the more dumb het comments i see #like…did they even realise loki confirmed his bisexuality last season #do they not know that he is literally historically and comically and now mcu canonically queer #and that 80% of the fandom ships lokius #and most people do not want to see selfcest #they think we’re ‘forcing it’ like no the writing is literally there but you only watch marvel #and are also incapable of seeing anything through a non heterosexual lens #it’s homophobic but i think it’s also ageist? #like they think there’s some ‘gross’ age gap just cuz mobius appears physically older but #you do know they’re actually pretty close in age #loki’s about 1050 years old lol #and mobius looked to be around 50 when the tva abducted him from the timeline #and he’s been working there for eons #also loki just clearly has a thing for older men #*cough cough* the grandmaster *cough cough* #anyways #lokius #loki season 2 #loki x mobius #please marvel #you have the power to do something so funny and so powerful #fucking cowards #marvel

[trobeds]

hey if jeffannie is canon in the movie im gonna punch smth btw. its just so weird my god

#ITS LIKE. NOT EVEN THE AGE GAP ITS THE FACT THAT THEYRE THE AGES THEY ARE #HE IS A MIDDLE AGED MAN WHEN THEY FIRST KISS SHE IS FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL #LIKE THATS WEIRD. ITS WEIRD AS FUCK #n then annie gets a little older and obviously as they age the age gap would become less weird bcs shes less of like . a child but then he #becomes a teacher n teacher/student dynamics do Not sit right w me ok #also shes a lesbian amen <3 #jeffbritta toxic divorcees best friends cool cats 5ever #🫀 #anti jeffannie #ALSO THE KIDDO THING WAS SO GROSS #THERE WAS THIS WEIRD PARENTAL THING GOING ON BUT ALSO THEY WANTED IT TO BE HORNY. DAN HARMON I WILL RUIN UR LIFE #N THEN THE EVERYTHIGN GOD #JEFF SAYING SMTH ABT HOW MEN ARE GROSS AND CRAVE YOUNG FLESH #i love him but i am literally going to tear u to pieces jeff. #anyways jeffannie was gross and weird and i hope it never comes back <3 thank u for listening

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

Some Like It Hot (1959) could never be remade today. not just because of it's irreplaceable original cast or the importance of the social context of it being a 50s film but also just. the reason the plot of the film even happens wouldn't even make sense. two guys going to florida disguised as women to be safe? my brother in christ you are genuinely safer being chased by the fucking mob

#'THEY'RE GONNA SEARCH THE TOWN FOR US WE'RE DEAD WE GOTTA TAKE THAT GIRLS' GIG IN FLORIDA' #'...dress up as girls? and go to florida as men dressed as girls? we're safer in the hands of the mob' '...yeah' [the end] #before any fucking gross ass t-rfs touch this post: #I AM SPECIFICALLY TALKING ABOUT A MOVIE IN WHICH TWO CIS MEN DISGUISE AS WOMEN TO EVADE THE MOB #I AM NOT SAYING 'MEN DISGUISED AS WOMEN' THE WAY YOU FUCKFACES REFER TO TRANS WOMEN THIS POST IS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU GET FUCKED #anyway. watched that movie today for film class it was great #mine #some like it hot #transphobia #old films