A quick blast through the excellent @Merriments @merrimentsgardens with four amazing friends, my gorgeous wife and their’s & our wonderful children. Lots of brilliant and desirable #plants on show. A smattering of pics attached. #Merriments #Garden #Gardening #plantingdesign (at Merriments Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg2BPjvqLQT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Cute Asian gal spreads legs outdoors for nice finger banging
Batendo um boquete pra o moleque aqui da rua
Cheating Busty Blonde MILF Wife Fucks Stranger in the Car
Natural busty Anabelle fucks under the Sun
Gal is inviting men schlong into her tight fuck hole
Stepsis Violet Rain wants stepbro to come to her to take care of his hard ons
Sexy Girls with Big Ass Twerk and Get Fucked
Milf with huge tits teases stockings clad feet vintage lingerie high heels
Busty MILF Rachele Richey
Deeptroath lechoso
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On December 24, some bells appeared on your dashboards on web at Tumblr dot com. At first, you were confused. Then, you were delighted.
The bells stayed for ~3 days. In that time:
You jingled the bells 40 million times!
123,000 of you jingled the bells at least once.
90,000 of you jingled the bells long enough to unlock a flurry of snow.
Nearly 2,400 of you discovered a hidden feature that allowed you to play tunes via the search bar…and used that 14,000 times to play tunes.
Many of you created and shared “sheet music”—strings of numbers that other users could press or paste into the search bar to play. Cute!
The elves were extremely pleased with themselves. We get the sense that more elfish mischief might be coming our way in the nearish future. Well done, Tumblr.
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the satan devilgram... HELP ME
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The people of Teyvat like the Traveller and Paimon, by and large. Those two have done so much for them: battling ancient gods, overthrowing corrupt governments, healing angry dragons, and so on.
But quite a lot of people would appreciate it if the Traveller and Paimon stopped winning so many things.
There was that time they won the Crux Clash. And the Tianquan's Plaustrite finding contest. And they found all the Adventurers Guild's adventure chests during Moonchase. And they won all the top prizes at Windblume the other year.
And—not that Hyakunin Ikki is more than an urban legend—but if it was real, which it's not, because that would be illegal... well, the Traveller is the three-time winner. The Shuumatsuban think Taroumaru might have lost a duel to the Traveller, but nobody's sure.
Just last month they won the Nilotpala Cup. It's a fungus fighting event. Are they just good at everything?
It's kinda unfun competing against them.
Oh and rumour has it that this Weinlesefest, the Traveller and Paimon found every godsdamned Fecund Hamper in Mondstadt in the space of one evening.
Anyway, nobody is happy to hear that they're involved in the Test of Courage.
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Outlaws' Merriment
Artist: Suzanne Helmigh
TCG Player Link
Scryfall Link
EDHREC Link
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This was, somehow, even better than I expected.
[Apropos, where is the G&S fandom on here? Surely theirs is Tumblr's sense of humor.]
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One time at Easter Vigil our priest had a slip of the tongue when he was blessing the baptismal water. He meant to intone, "May the power of the Holy Spirit descend upon the fullness of this font," but instead of "descend," he said, "depend."
Um... that's an interesting prayer.
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obsessed with the the way these dudes move on stage, so ive been doing figure studies while we're slow at work
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Listen up, friends. You may have noticed that some little elves here at Tumblr HQ have decorated your dashboard with enchanted bells. We told them not to, but elves are notoriously single-minded. (You might even say jingle-minded if you were so inclined, which we most certainly are not.)
So here’s the deal. You can find the bells on web on your desktop by clicking “Click for bells.” You can look at them. You can jangle them. Heck, you can even play whole songs on ’em if you so please. They’ll be up for a short time only. If you clicked for bells and hate them, refresh your page, and it will be blissfully bell-free.
Rumor has it that crabs enjoy bells, while elfish legend speaks of excessive tolling bringing little miracles down from above. This is all hearsay, though, and not to be believed (we all know how elves like to tell tall tales. You have been warned).
(thanks to freesfx for the dulcet chimes)
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LOAM THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!
:') loam and ilsa and talee and adra thursday..... doodle from when they all got drunk after arriving in the north and stayed up late having existential talks
(ilsa is @reassembleme, talee is @justbooker, adra is @boss-saarebas, and the campaign is run by @jawsandbones <3 <3 <3)
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shout out to harukawa btw that panel of fyodor(?)'s corpse is masterful the way the face is drawn is so subtly wrong it's fucking bone chilling, the line thickness in unusual places, the structure of the face, the lolling jaw, the shape of the eyes, like if you didn't have all that manga prior to build context it'd be spooky but nowhere near so stomach twistingly off in a way that gets worse the longer you look at it trying to figure out what the deal is. man i hope it gets to be placed on a page turn it'd go crazyyy
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Tremoctopus gracilis
this poor man is 40,000 times smaller than his wife he probably never gets to be the big spoon
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