#mike isnt dead

[stuffy-just-doodles]

"A trainer whose goal was to be the very best soon turned for the worst by fates cruel hand. After losing his most valuable companion and a full year of suffering, Strangled Cranberry Cookie decided to use an unknown force to bring her back even if others saw it as a crime against nature. But even after her revival, he could never go back to the life he had once had. He still roams around and will challenge those who are unfortunate to pass by them. With his undead pokemon, Miki, he is sure to send someone down their own grave."

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Here's some info on Blueberry Cookie (aka Mike)

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run fanart #pokepasta fanart #pokepasta #pokemon strangled red #strangled red #strangled red steven #crossover #stuffy doodles #i had this idea at school #of course i would redraw it digitally #hehehe funni crossover go brrrrrr- #another thing to add #since this is cookie run and i don't want it to be too graphic #mike isnt dead #hes just looking for steven #and mike is called blueberry cookie

[4ndeka]

commission for @cosmicrecluse of frank and michael myers makin tamales!!

needless to say, they were a slam dunk B)

#dbd #dead by daylight #michael myers #the shape #frank morrison #the legion #the hillbilly #max thompson jr #the hag #the doctor #lisa sherwood #herman carter #my art #commission #DEFINITELY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE COMS IVE EVER DONE LMAO #tamales #herman isnt invited cuz mike hates his guts lol

[rachel-bloom]

#if paul young has zero stans i'm dead

#desperate housewives #dhedit #housewivesedit #felicia tilman #zach young #mike delfino #paul young #idk but i screamedddddd #like that man is so iconic you cant hate him #and felicias face when she realizes he isnt dead just kills me #mine #userbbelcher #chewieblog #tvedit #filmtvdaily #tvandfilm #dailyflicks #cinematv

[sunnyside-sunset]

the amount of qprs i can headcanon into the qsmp……the amount of characters i can headcanon as aroace on the qsmp………. what a wonderful time to be alive

#qsmp #the aroace characters would probably be #etoiles bbh baghera quackity philza tubbo mike antoine etc #obviously all on different parts of the spectrum but do you get what im saying #jaiden isnt there bc shes already aroace and dead #the qprs would be quackity and etoiles #jaiden and roier (I MISS THEM SO BADDDDD) #phil and missa (canononically in a platonic marriage) #and maybe qpr/romantic morning crew idk idk #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE POLYAMORY POSSIBILITIES OF THAT SERVER #i forgot to mention maxo hes aroace (headcanon) and dead (canon)

[felixcosm]

Even though Mike is dead, his presence is far from gone. The narrative still remembers him at a subconscious level.

Suddenly everyone is talking about cowboys.

The entirety of Base is constructed around the idea of Mike Walters, with the death neutrality policy and the former members of the MW Base now working for Hunter. Would everyone working at the Hunter base really have been hired if it weren't for their past connections with Mike?

People are still talking about bears.

It's like someone dropped a stone into quiet water and even though it sank to the bottom the ripples are still visible throughout the story.

#woe.begone #wbg #wbg spoilers #i know mike isnt fully dead but only one person knows this

[tubapun]

Did we need a headless horseman, confederate ghost AND a wolf ghost? Like all 3?

#scooby doo #mike watch #surely just one would do!! #the headless horseman isnt even a southern thing!! sleepy hollow is new york!! and the legend is based on dullahans from ireland!! #and hes a dead revolutionary war soldier too!! not a civil war one!!

[myspacepoet]

did someone say sburb godtier byler? no? ok i’ll leave

#mike isnt a pink guy but he is so insanely heart coded. its ridiculous. #if i wanted them to be blue and yellow id have to make them void and hope… wills jake ass? #ignore will being dead. thats irrelevant. dont worry abt it. #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #byler fanart #will byers fanart #mike wheeler fanart #homestuck #homestuck au #st hs au #jessies art

[nyxi-pixie]

pov mike wheeler whenever will isnt around

#this isnt funny im severely concerned for his mental wellbeing #but also #its incredibly funny to me bc like girl same if i had a will byers id also be unable to function upon seperation #i do think its fun that their codependency works in that when theyre together theyre rlly good for each other #like super mutually supportive and they have an unparalleled understanding of what each other have been through #and that allows them to be there for each other in a way that v few other people can be #so when theyre together shit is good. but the Second theyre seperated be that through emotional or physical distance shit hits the fan #mikr immediately loses all semblance of sanity in s1 like i love him and he was right but like. imagine u see ur besties body #and ur like oh no he dead but then u hear his voice thru a busted radio bc magic girl and just go ah yes hes alive then back to the mission #and then obvi lucas on the line book is like lol mike fully experiencing depression bc wills not here #abd then uve got will who whenever he gets emotionally distant from mike starts pumping up the self hate train #like. ik the argument was bad and the internalised homophobia was kickin in and stuff but that whole scene w castle byers...do u want a hug #sorry the tags ran away from me again #byler

[computerpeople]

literally everyone in the games: WOAH CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT KID SURVIVED?!

50% of the fandom: ....and then he died and became golden freddy OOOOHHHH I GET ITTTT matpat youre so smart

#txt #WHY WOULD THERE BE A POINT TO KEEP REPEATING OVER AND OVER AND OVER THAT THE BITE VICTIM SURVIVED #AND HOW AMAZING AND IMPRESSIVE IT IS AND BIZARRE IT IS #AND THEN ALSO HAVE MICHAELS WHJOLE THING BE #'WOAH ISNT IT CRAZY HE SURVIVED THAT?!' #AND BABYS WHOLE 'YOU WONT DIE' THING?! #OR THE FACT THAT THE PROTAG IN FNAF 4 IS CANONICALLY MICHAEL AND IS HBALLUCINATING HOSPITAL EQUIPTMENT AND THE NIGHTMARE FREDBEARS #WHY WOULD GOLDEN FREDDY BE THE ONLY CONSISTANTLY HALLUCINATED ANIMATRONIC IF NOT A HALLUCINATION FROM THE CCS POV #OR THE BOOK THAT MIKE CANONICALLY OWNED HAVE QURESTIONS IN IT DIRECTED AT *SOMEONE WHOD NEVER READ THE BOOK?!* #YOURE TELLING ME THEMATICALLY. LITERARILY. THAT THE THEMES FIT BETTER IF #THE CRYING CHILD RANDOMLY FUCKING DROPPED DEAD DESPITE IT ALL?! #DESPITE BEING TOLD HR WAS GOING TO BE PUT BACK TOGETHER?! BYU WILLIAM!? WHO IS WORKING ON A WAY TO STAY ALIVE FOREVER?! WHICH TURNS HIM INT #A ZOMBIE. AND MICHAEL *ALSO* ENDS UP TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE. WHY WOULD WILL NEED TO USE THE REMNANT ON HIM HM?! #HM?! #BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW THE ONLY REASON HED USE IT ON MIKE IS IF HE THOUGHT MIEK WAS GOING TO DIE #AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO MAKE HIM THINK THAT THAN A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCEEEEEE AFTER HE ALREADY LOST HIS OTHER KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I FEEL LIKE ITS LIKE COME ON GUYS ITS BEEN WHAT. WHAT?! 5 YEARS?! #JUST ADMIT YOU DONT WANT A DISABLED PROTAGONIST

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

okay as we all know im a FIRM believer than ben hanscom is neither cis nor straight but i do think it's very very funny to imagine the losers having a discussion where they are like 'ben is our token cis str8 neurotypical' and then all immediately have to have a moment of collective correction to 'ben is our token cis str8'

#and ben who just assumed everyone was aware they were deeply in love with every loser regardless of gender goes Hm? #ben hanscom #I give ben a kiss mwah sorry for implying u were cis and str8 bby #the losers go idk what ben's deal is but that sure is a person whose devlopment had to be SOMEWHAT disordered #nothing else makes logical SENSE #like I was thinking about this tho #who in the losers club ISNT autistic #TELL ME NOW #WHO? #Mike? ERR wrong #IS IT B E V #is BEV THE TOKEN NEUROTYPICAL BECUASE THAT CANT POSSIBLY BE THE CASE #the losers club #like genuinely if you look me dead in the eyes and tell me the core four og losers all aren't at least a little autistic ur lying #all I'll except is Maybe Eddie only has adhd #but ur on THIN ice with that one

[byebyler]

found this st character sorter and had to do it immediately uwu

#stranger things #mine #the top four are honestly tied #well #lucas will and mike are tied aklsfjdslkfs max supremacy #brenner and billy are dead last cause i hate them #like i know im supposed to and i do love to hate them but goddamn do i really hate them #the upside down villains and creatures are ranked by how threatening they are ?? lol #i mean i also love to hate jason and angela but damn they were fun antagonists #honestly from like ted to keith i just dont care #who did more? who pissed me off more? who's funnier? who helped? who's a better antagonist? #who actually had some semblance of plot relevancy and isnt just in one scene or one ep that you can skip entirely and it would have basical #ly zero impact on the main plot of the season #etc etc that sort of thing

[mxdnights0]

Haunted Part One {Henclair}

https://www.tiktok.com/@swiftiegrimes/video/7143598401001671979?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7143598401001671979&lang=en -Inspired by this tiktok :))

This was the first time Dustin hadn’t gotten partnered with Steve. While he was glad he was with his best friend, his best friend’s sister, and Max, he wasn’t used to being without Steve. 

 Lucas and Max were talking as they walked up the stairs, leaving Dustin behind them and quiet seeing as Erica waited across the street to be a sort of lookout. 

 Dustin kind of stood back as Lucas and Max talked. He hid in the dark, watching what happened as well. He knew Lucas and Max weren’t still in love with each other, Max had El. But the interaction still made him a little jealous when he saw it.

 Lucas stepped back as Max took off the headphones. Then, her eyes slowly went milky white. Dustin didn’t step out of his corner, but there was a loud pounding on the stairs, signaling someone was coming up. Jason. 

 Jason had a gun, pointed at Lucas. They talked quietly, but not enough for Dustin to hear. That’s when they started moving. Punches were flying, the Walkman was stepped on, thank god Dustin had his on him. They got to the alcove with their fight when Max started floating up. 

 Dustin booked it across the room and grabbed the broken Walkman, taking the tape out of hers and slipping the headphones on “c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, work!-“ he pleaded 

 Max dropped to the ground, gasping for air but otherwise unharmed. Her eyes were back to their diamond blues, but nothing was okay about to right now. Max stood and pointed to the fight going on as Jason wrapped his hands around Lucas’ neck. “Hey, quit it!” Dustin yelled, running to the two. Lucas’ eyes grew distant and Dustin grabbed Jason by the side of his head and bashed it into the glass on the wall, forcing him to drop the other. Dustin caught Lucas and fell to his knees 

 “C’mon, Lucas you gotta wake up okay?! Please, you can’t go out like this-“ he sobbed quietly. Max watched the scene unfold quietly, going to get the canteen of water to see if she could clean up the blood tracks running down Lucas’s forehead.

 Dustin saw the floor start to open up and pulled Lucas to the side so he wouldn’t get hurt. Max ran over to the other two as Erica ran up the stairs.

End of Part 1

#henclair #Dustin Henderson #lucas Sinclair I know what you are #lucas sinclair #you cant run from the gay when your in a coma #dustin henderson needs a hug #platonic lumax #henclair isnt together but they are in love #you can pry this ship from my cold dead hands #mike wheeler #will byers

[michael-afton-posting]

I should clarify weed doesn't make you see weird little guys I'm just kinda built a little weird and wired a little oddly but in a cool way

#except when its like #hey mike #here #its your dead brothers corpse staring at you in the corner #unreality shit #it isnt even his ghost

[joshsbimbo]

stealing is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

pairings: security guard! mike schmidt x shoplifter! reader

warnings: shoplifting, getting caught stealing, being in a cell, oral (m! receiving), forced stripping, mockery.

a/n: i thought mall jail was real when i was younger but it ISNT i hope this makes sense to y’all 💋

♡ the mall is filled with clothes, makeup, food, and toys. all of your favorite things in one place! it also had fun activities like massage chairs, smelling candles, and stealing!!

♡ you scanned the store, licking a cherry flavored dum dum, positioning your body so only you could see what you were doing. you snuck in a pair of earrings into your purse and a bracelet.

♡ you continued to the clothing racks, picking out multiple tops and hiding one within one. the sweet lady handed you a door sign with the number 3, not knowing you actually had 6. you entered the changing room and took off your baggy hoodie. taking off the tags before layering the tops on yourself, then putting your hoodie back on.

♡ you made sure to buy a necklace, sucking the candy as you happily made your way to the exit. it was a nice haul for one store, you were excited to go to another store before the alarm went off.

♡ “excuse me, ma’am. i’m going to have to check your receipt.” the security guard said. his tired eyes looking down at you, flickering his eyes to your purse and back to you. he held his hand out, furrowing his eyebrows.

♡ you exit the lollipop out of your mouth with a pop, “mhm, of course!” you place the receipt on his calloused, big hands as you make eye contact with him, smiling sweetly.

♡ he checked the receipt and opened your shopping bag with his other hand. his hand exited before digging into your purse abruptly, “what a shame that you forgot to close your purse.”

♡ you look at his name tag before looking up at him with pleading eyes, “mike, you can let this slide, right?”

♡ “depends, is this your first time?”

♡ “mhm, yes it is, sir..” you bit your lip.

♡ “what a fucking liar.” he gripped your arm tightly, leading you to mall’s cells.

♡ you wrapped your hands around his arm, trying to pull him off. “c’mon, please, mike?” batting your eyelashes as you look up at him, but he ignored you.

♡ the room was small with one cell, a telephone, and a desk. he kept his grip tight, throwing you into a cell. he locked it, taking the chair out from under the desk, facing it so he can watch you.

♡ “you really think these people are this stupid, huh?” he ran his hands through his brown curls, a frustrated sigh leaving his pretty lips.

♡ you were on the ground, crawled up in the corner. your ass ached from the throw, you knew it was going to bruise. you teared up as your lip quivered, “n-no..”

♡ “of course you do! shielding your hands from the cameras?” he takes out his walkie talkie. “you see this? every time they see you, the dumb slut, they tell us to keep a close eye on her.”

♡ “d-dumb slut..?” you questioned, tears rolling down your cheek.

♡ “look at the way you dress, how you act, the way you look-“ he paused, scanning your body. “that hoodie is new though.”

♡ he was right. the hoodie was new, something you would never be caught dead wearing.

♡ “take it off.”

♡ “wh- no!” you blurted out between sobs.

♡ “what’s wrong? not wearing a bra? that’s not a problem because everyone’s seen your tits, dumb slut.” he hissed through his teeth.

♡ “fuck yo-“

♡ “i’ll call the cops. is that what you want, hm?”

♡ “n-no! fine. i’ll do it!” you took off the hoodie, your mascara running down your cheeks as you looked at him.

♡ “was wondering where you put those tops..” he grins. “sensitive, slutty, and somewhat smart?” he chuckles, man spreading, his bulge showing through his slacks.

♡ even through your sobs, your face scrunches up in disgust. eyeing his huge- you mean, gross bulge.

♡ he smirks, “wanna help me? it’s the least you could, making me work extra hard just so you could look slutty..”

♡ “fuck no.” you say, covering yourself with your hoodie.

♡ he glides his hand on the telephone, “a simple 911 call..” he jokingly presses the phone against his ear, twirling the wire, mocking you by batting his eyelashes, “e-excuse me, sir!” he let out a breathy laugh, remembering your pleas. “this young lady h-has been… been stealing!” he forces the stuttering, pouting, and out right mocking you.

♡ “just let me go! please!”

♡ god, hearing you beg made his cock harder. he pressed on one of the buttons, “nine.”

♡ “stop!” you screamed, hurriedly taking off two of the tops, leaving you in a white tank top with no bra.

♡ “that’s the slut i know..” he scanned your body, your nipples hardened from the cold air, the perky buds in view, your tight shorts, making your thighs look extra plump, and the straps of your thong showing. the combination of your body, ruined makeup, red tongue from your treat made him need to palm his bulge through his pants.

♡ you shuddered at the sight, no no no… you felt your wetness leaking from your lips, onto your underwear. “t-this is illegal.. keeping me here t-to take advantage of me..” you warned him, but you fucking loved it.

♡ “strip searches are legal.” he spat out. “now strip.”

♡ you pouted as you unbuttoned your shorts.

♡ “turn around.” he ordered

♡ you turn around, bending down as you slid off your shorts. you could hear him groan at the sight of you, your pussy barely hidden from how soaked your thong was. you smile to yourself, pulling down your thong slowly. a string connecting your cunt to the fabric, the string getting longer the further you pull them down.

♡ when you meet his gaze again, his cock is out. twitching as his pre cum leaked down his beautiful pink tip to his unshaven base. “hmm, now your top.” he groans.

♡ you noticed the more you resisted, the more his cock ached. “please don’t make me.” you whimpered out as you tilted your head to the side, a chill running up your spine as you watched his cock leak even more.

♡ he pressed another button, “one.”

♡ you forced more tears down your cheek as you pulled off your top, your clothes lying beside you. he slid the keys to you, grinning as he watched you snatch it from the ground. you reach out from the bars and unlocked your cell, dropping on your knees in front of him.

♡ he runs his hand through your hair, gripping it as you lick from the base to the tip of his cock. he looks down at you, smirking, as you look up at him with your messy eyeliner and mascara running down. “poor baby, hadn’t had cock in hours. so desperate for a dribble of cum, hm?”

♡ “mhm..” drips oozes out of your pussy onto the tiles, you whine as you swirl your tongue around his cock. sending vibrations down his cock, swallowing the salty, sticky fluid. as you entered more of him inside, he forced the rest deep inside your throat.

♡ “your throat feels so nice, baby..” his head is pulled back, groaning at the sound of your gags, not daring to look at your messy face cause he knows he’ll cum at the sight. “bet you’re happy that you got caught, hm?”

♡ you slide him off your mouth with a pop for a moment, stroking him as you talk, “yes, yes… m’ so happy..” you immediately continue to deepthroat his cock, feeling it twitch as you hallow your cheeks.

♡ “i’ll call the cops if you don’t swallow every fucking drop.” he orders before cumming down your throat. his load was too big, dripping down his cock and your chin. “all. of. it.” he looks down at your fucked up face.

♡ “yes, sir..” swiping your finger to slide the excess cum into your mouth. looking into his hooded eyes with a sultry look before entering one of his sacks his mouth.

♡ despite just cumming in your mouth, his cock still hard. watching you as you suck his most sensitive place, his cock twitching, “of course you’re fucking experienced.”

♡ you giggle, “i would’ve drank it all regardless, mikey..”

♡ he grins, “you can keep your shit. next time i won’t be so nice, though.”

♡ “thank you, sir. :3”

thank u for reading and yes you said :3 out loud :33333

#mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x reader smut #josh futturman #josh hutcherson #josh futturman x reader #josh futterman x reader smut #lamb writes

[guapotrio]

i don’t think you guys understand how isolated pac must feel in purgatory— he cradled the dead body of his boyfriend and the man he thought he left in alcatraz has actually been CO-PARENTING with him for months

he doesn’t have fit, mike’s gone, and cellbit isnt trying to suppress his past anymore

#qsmp #celltw #fitpac #qsmp purgatory #IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND #pactw

[sadboyhrs]

s5 wishlist (in no particular order)(also incomplete):

WillEl following Jonathan around like little ducklings

Nancy and Mike actually bond as siblings (never before seen)

Jopper telling ppl they have 3 wonderful children

Healthy Milkvan breakup

Steve, Jonathan, Mike + Will team up

Wheelers x Byers soulmatism

Robin-Mike affiliation

Nancy and Will bonding over guns, how annoying Mike is and how cool Jonathan is

Lumax reunion (has to be v.emotional)

Stonathan bromance

OG party actually having scenes together

Karen Wheeler learning abt the upside down and slipping into joyce byers mode

Cali gang reunion because Argyle, Jonathan, Mike and Will are the funniest thing ever

WillEl defeating vecna with THEIR powers

Mike and Will leave hawkins together xoxo

Argyle, Nancy, Steve, Robin and Jonathan team up

Will and Max scenes

Dustin and El scenes

Jonathan and literally anyone who isnt his family

Little woman parallel with Mike and Will

Jonathan and Will hiding Lonnies dead body (this is personal)

Central Byers family xoxo

#i NEED to see Jonathan taking up his cool big brother role #the first tag is so important to me u guys dont understand #joyce byers #mike wheeler #will byers #jonathan byers #eleven #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #max mayfield #steve harrington #jim hopper #jopper #byler #jancy #lumax #lonnie byers #stonathan #karen wheeler #willel