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cynthiaandsamus · 2 years

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Custom Toonami Block Week 92 Rundown

Stone Ocean: Jolyene’s continuing prison life stuff and we do your basic Orange is the New Black stuff about how you have to be a hardass in prison (at least I assume that’s what it’s about idk) so Jolyene poisons a bunch of people with quarter dust crushed by her new Stand which is admittedly pretty badass and she gives another girl down on her luck advice about standing up for herself even though she doesn’t have a punching ghost to back it up and will probably get the shit kicked out of her as soon as she doesn’t have the advantage. Anyway we continue the weird oscillation of badass Jolyene to confused doe-eyed Jolyene when weird Stand shit starts happening with a baseball kid and a blind sniper with a name that’s weird and long and I won’t remember it. Jotaro finally goes to see his daughter and tells her about Stands and shit and then Jolyene gets shot and a card dies and the blind sniper has a weird Metal Gear Solid power and Jolyene protects herself on instinct with her Stand but Jotaro can’t despite his ability literally being stopping time and being unreasonably strong and precise. Stone Ocean (the Stand, not the show) seems to be oddly defensive and works automatically to protect Jolyene more often than other Stands, I’m not sure if it’s because she’s new to Stands and isn’t actively commanding it as much or if it’s a quirk of the Stand itself or if it’s just Araki’s weird writing idk. Anyway a guard is dead and Jotaro and Jolyene are stuck in a room with bullet holes in each of them and a blind sniper using a plastic bag in the wind to hunt them down… yeah this is Jojo alright.

Inuyasha: Still on the Filler train here like we will be for the forseeable future but I always found this one to be kind of interesting. The Fake Sacred Jewel mini-arc has boring generic villains that are legit reskins of past villains but also brings the series back to the reflections on the nature of the jewel and the human heart that we got back at Sango’s village and I always thought that was a neat thing to double back on. We also get Izumo who stands out in the feudal era by actually having a brain and talking like an emo poet, it’s neat to see him try to break down science and shit despite being in the complete wrong era to even begin to understand it, also he likes birds so I guess he’s a relative of Android 16. This one’s actually a two parter and we end off with a bull demon that has a club full of fake jewels and a lot of bullshit powers but it’s weird because he sounds like dumb muscle but starts waxing poetic about the nature of the jewel and the soul and it’s honestly kind of fucking hilarious.

Yu Yu Hakusho: It’s time for the Yusuke vs Jin fight!! This is probably the one I remember the most form the Dark Tournament since when I was little I kind of only half-watched the Toguro fight since it’s hard to tell people you have to schedule things around a tv show when you’re twelve years old. But yeah this one’s kind of straightforward, not a huge amount to say on it, Jin’s just a supremely likeable guy, dumb irish accent and all, Yusuke’s struggling with the fact he can deflect ranged attacks with wind and can out-maneuver him with flight for melee. His last trick is shooting directly into one of his vortex fists to blow them both up but Jin catches on and so they only both get blown a little up. Jin’s response to this is “What’s worse than one Whirlwind Fist? TWO WHIRLWIND FISTS!” and so Yusuke has to use his ultimate technique: The Spirit Wave… problem being he never actually learned it. It’s one of those deals of “I’ve seen the diagram and practiced all the steps but I’ve never DONE it before” as anyone who works retail can attest, that always happens at the worst time.

Fate Zero: It’s Finale time again and we basically know where this is going, Saber Getsuga Tensho’s the Grail and Gilgamesh and Kirei get drowned in Grail Cummies and become zombies or some shit so they can stick around for the real series. Kiritsugu apparently gets Plot Cancer from the Grail Cummies although that’s never actually stated it just kinda happens, Saber gets trapped in her own personal hell thinking she’s awful while Lancelot gets a voiceover saying she’s great, so glad we got that character arc done, like net zero character development, all those discussions about if Saber was this fantastic leader everyone loved or if she was a foolish child too worried about being an idol to actually let people stand on their own two feet are basically waved off with a shrug. Kiritsugu finds Shirou and is so fucking relieved he only murdered 11,999,999 people today instead of 12,000,000 that Shirou decides to dedicate his entire life to pursuing that high. Rin has a fucked up life and it makes me just wish the story was about her anyway because even her story wasn’t really about her. Also apparently her mom isn’t dead and Kariya just choked her enough to drive her crazy and make her paraplegic which idk the medical info about that but it doesn’t sound right. I think she’s dead by UBW anyway so idk what it matters aside from putting more shit on Baby Rin’s shoulders. Also she gets the thing that makes Dolphin Sex so Shirou can do Unlimited Blade Works which it’s never really explained all that well but it hurts and it sucks so of course they gotta give it to Rin. Also Kiritsugu gets yeeted out of the Einzberns because he fucked up so his daughter’s just gonna live in the castle for a few years until she can summon the hulk and die anticlimactically. Waver’s the only person with a full arc in this story so he decides to go travel the world and become a better person and shit so that’s nice. Kiritsugu’s still like ‘It was a calculated risk but man am I bad at math” and passes his terrible ideas onto Shirou so we can repeat this again with slightly fewer people dying next time so that’s the good end I guess. This immediately kills Kiritsugu and Shirou is just like “I’mma take that as a sign that I should keep doing what I’m doing” after watching this vague misguided poorly thought out attempt to wave a wand and fix everything choke the life out of this man he’s just like “Yeah let’s try it again but with less murder” and there we have it, one full route of Fate done between this and UBW, considering Heaven’s Feel essentially doesn’t exist because it’s not streamed anywhere and Fate has CGI dragons that everyone tells me are terrible, guess I’m onto the side stories next, haven’t decided between Extra and Apocrypha yet I’ll figure that out later this week, hopefully one of these series’ won’t leave me scratching my head at the end.

Bakemonogatari: This episode is really weirdly paced, it’s another one of those “Hitagi and Araragi circletalk for 50-75% of the episode” deals. I mean their circle talk is fun and all but it doesn’t help that everything goes so fast I feel like I’m watching Gilmore Girls in a different language. Basically Araragi fought with his little sisters on mother’s day because his mom likes them better and now he’s pouting about it and Hitagi comes to cheer him up by saying she owes him a favor in the most sexual tension inducing way possible. But yeah they dance around this for a long time but the general gist is Aragagi doesn’t want anything from her because that’s weird and she can’t do things normally anyway. Meanwhile while talking about his problems with gradeschool girls there comes another gradeschool girl with a giant backpack that looks like Birdomon from Digimon got run over by a truck. This is Mayoi and she’s basically like any grade school kid in a show about teenagers ever which means she’s a stubborn brat and Araragi trying to help her ends up accidentally beating the shit out of her which Hitagi hilariously walks in on and gives him this weird scum of the earth look for the rest of the episode. Anyway not much happening plot-wise but they’re gonna go help Maiyo get to where she wants to go for some reason because I guess Araragi just has to put himself into other peoples’ business because he’s that kind of guy and also something about Snails or something.

Sailor Moon Crystal: We continue the season climax from last time and my god does this show drag these out, I much prefer the early-season character development stuff to this thing where they drag out the planet about to be destroyed for three episodes. Dimande’s about to destroy the world by crossing the streams so Sailor Pluto ZA WARUDO’s him but also it kills her because you’re not supposed to do that so why did they give her the power to do it idk. Anyway they get the crystals back from Dimande and Pluto’s death turns Black Lady back into Chibi-Usa because the lesbian feelings of a 900 year old 12 year old are complicated. It also makes her transform into a Sailor Guardian which I kinda forgot she hadn’t done before just because of how common it is to see Sailor Mini Moon in her outfit in art and stuff. But yeah, there’s still a Planet about to Majora’s Mask the whole place and Sailor Moon tries to stop him with her moon beams and then Dimande tries to stop them with his eye beams and then Dimande gets fried and then we’re back to Moon Beams again and Death Phantom turns into Andross from Star Fox 64 and we’re inside the planet talking to a floating head which is pretty final bossy I guess. I just feel like it’d be more interesting to have the villain be a dude, guess we don’t want Sailor Moon just murdering a dude though so it’s better to have her murder amorphous blobs of darkness. There’s even a line where Sailor Moon’s like “I won’t let that shapeless ball of evil do whatever he wants with the Earth!” and I’m like that’s it, that’s the whole show summed up.

Durararax2: We pick up where we last left off with Celty getting decapitated which is kind of funny because apparently the Russian Assassins that were hired to off her so they could abduct the girl she was hired to find and protect didn’t do ANY research into hr aside from being a magical motorcyclist since they see some of her tricks on video but have no idea the other name people call he is “Headless Rider” instead of just Black Rider, like half the people of Ikebukuro could’ve told you decapitating her wouldn’t work. Anyway I like these Russian psychos, one’s basically a dude that’s just shouting questions you type into Google at random and the other’s a stoic walking Wikipedia article so she can answer all of his questions. The girl at the center of all this ironically, a Yakuza heiress with some sort of connection to a disappearing talent agency president maybe, is ironically already at Celty’s place being taken care of by Shinra after she tried and failed hilariously badly to assassination Shizuo. Mikado still has Masaomi’s ominous yet vague warning on the brain but agrees to take Aoba out again since if he doesn’t, Aoba’ll get alone time with Anri and this is still a high school story on some level after all. Celty goes on about how she’s leaving her ordinary life behind and jumping into the extraordinary and I’m just like girl you are a literal dullahan who’s best friends with a possessed sword, a dude that breaks all his bones to be able to throw cars around and several gang leaders, I think we left ordinary behind a while ago. Anyway turns out the Dollars have been supposedly picking fights in another territory and it has the Tiger gang worried so Mikado’s looking into it and also Anri’s about to get home invasion’d again, this is like what the third time?

#ooc #Toonami #Custom Toonami Block #Jojo's Bizarre Adventure #Inuyasha #Yu Yu Hakusho #Fate Zero #Bakemonogatari #Sailor Moon Crystal #Durarara!!

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blue-scorpion-king · 3 years

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Earl & Dorothy’s sudden Shuumatsu-verse venture

(Some spoilers for Shuumatsu No Valkyria is in this post, so beware of that.)

Earl, and Dorothy, would gone through an dimensional portal made by Brunhilde, on an summer Saturday, on an day off of work for Earl, with the help of Buddha Gautama & an secret traitor among the gods, which turns out to be Hermes much later, seeking an mortal on humanity's outside of planet Earth, to other universes, and encountered Earl after several attempts and her being disappointed on how she find, and to be the surprise when he finally gets his chance to fight an god in this tournament. Sure, *his* planet wouldn't be destroyed, but he can't let these gods in this particular universe destroy Earth just because they were shitty enough to not be more involved in making sure that an big portion of humans wouldn't be THAT bad, angering the gods of the Record of Ragnarok universe (Or the Shuumatsu-verse/Universe 72), but not all humans. Though, it was strange at first for Earl to be in another universe, seeing gods like Zeus, Ares, Loki, Odin, & others acting so haughty, along with that the tournament would include one more god to match up with the 14 champions of humanity, including an human looking alien from another universe, who turns out to be the mortal Olympian son of Hades & Persephone in the universe he is from, and an very minor deity, according to the hierarchy of the Greek pantheon, as the gods and humanity have been told, against 14 divine beings. And to Brunhilde's surprise, Earl wouldn't need one of her sisters, who have the ability to change shape into an divine weapon, or some shape, called Volund, but Dorothy would need an Volund-shaped core layer, from Hlokk (Even after having to be Jack The Ripper's Volund in the fourth round against Heracles), nor that Earl would want to other people as weapons to fight his fight with Horus, the Egyptian God of Kingship, The Sky, and such, of the Shuumatsu verse. And that if humanity wins all 14 match ups, Earth gets to live on, and the opposite happens if the gods win the Ragnarok tournament.

-But, before his fight, with an magic stone inside his body, making his under the skin mortal Olympian tribal line marks glow, along with having his 'corpse paint' face paint on, along with having his Zolubu armor on, Earl did have to fight off three ambushing deities, under an secret order of Zeus, Odin, & Shiva, to 'test' out the alien warrior form another universe, who has an similar aura to the gods, creating an huge amount of suspicion, even with the shouting of 'out of bounds'. But, Earl was calm and composed, as suddenly, Earl's 'alien' combat prowess is shown to humanity and gods, to their shock, as he dodges, blocks, and eventually, hit really, really hard. Much harder than the other champions of humanity (Which most of humanity's champions are at Wall level, while Lu Bu is at City level, and the first ever human being, Adam, is at Planet level, without Volund, like all of the major gods), to fard off this ambush- Earl VS Ganesha, Hindu God of Success, Wisdom, & New Beginnings (Hindu/With an power to make Sanskrit character letters into 3D, that have different effects to the environment, and even form them into shapes, like an charging elephant, similar to Koichi's Stand, Echoes, from JoJo Part 4) -> Niko, Olympian Goddess of Victory (Greek/Speed power & friction manipulation) & Skadi, Jotunn giant goddess of bowhunting, skiing, winter, and mountains (Norse/Ice & snow manipulation, earth manipulation, & speed powers). [Similar to Goku VS Recoome -> Goku VS Jeice & Burter in Dragon Ball Z's Namek Saga]

Round 7 of this detour venture turned tournament arc, the Ragnarok Tournament of the Shuumatsu-verse, after Buddha VS Bishamonten & the six other Chinese/Japanese Lucky Gods turned Zerofuku: Earl Zolubu VS Horus, the Egyptian God of Kingship, The Sky, Warfare, & Protection. An fight of weapons, hand to hand, abilities, and even fighting with transformations, but with Earl not going to his Ultra Mortal forms [Large Building -> City Block base tier level, with to without his ring weights on, along with his three form sets VS Planet tier level] (Theme of the fight: Arrogance VS Humbleness + How an king is like to the people he cares about and knows)

Shuumetsu!Horus's abilites/weapons: D'Khopesh, an wind emitting sickle-like one handed sword, and Sky Ripper, an mini-storm brewing round shield, with the Eye of Horus on it. Embedding his muscles and skin with godly hurricane force winds, along with hurricane wind breath and flight without any wings (Similar to Zaheer, the main villain of Legend of Korra: Book 3). AND throwing feathers from body, embedded with concussive wind, that got at Mach 9. & having 7 different forms, besides his base form- 1] An much faster, but less durable & powerful younger form, looking like an pretty teenage Egyptian man, with an double falcon-motif Egyptian crown. 2] An slower, but more powerful older form, looking like his younger form, but in his 70's. 3] An organic winged sun disc with Horus' face on the front. 4] An leopard skin wearing mage-like humanoid form, where he is more focused on his godly storm winds, along with hand to hand & melee weapon wielding combat, looking like his younger & older forms, but looking to be in his 30's. 5] An 10 meter tall falcon form, with an double crown and an 20 meter wide wingspan. 6] An Hieracosphinx form, or an 18 meter long lion with an sun disk crowned falcon form, but with no wings. & 7] An literal hurricane form, shaped like an falcon (Similar to the thunderstorm 'rhinoceros' from James & The Giant Peach).

-And Earl using 9 aura finishers, 7 of his 34 secret MMA techniques, & 1 secret Dark Hadou technique, against Horus to wore him down in 5 moments in their fight (Along with bringing the Axe & Thunder Dials to his black utility belt): Sun Storm Sonic Boom (One of the seven Sun Claw Soul-Vaporizers against base form Horus) -> Blue Asura’s Killer Destruction Gale of Caution (One of the 34 secret Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Billion Spiral Wolf Splash Force (One of the Big Chakra Streaks, against Hieracosphinx form Horus) -> An Knuckle Bomber and then, Sun Destroyer Tiger Vortex (Another of the Seven Sun Claw Soul-Vaporizers), against the 'eye' of literal godly hurricane form Horus -> Blue Asura’s Dead Condor Scream (Another of the 34 secret Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Phoenix Owl (One of the 7 Murderous Chakra Destroyers, while in his Chakra Beast Owl form and tapped in his Dark Hadou, against giant falcon form Horus) to Sun Boom Badger Thunder (Another of the Sun Claw Soul-Vaporizers as an surprise attack when Earl turns back into his base form, supposedly blacking out from the strain of the fight and doing the previous finishers, doing that after a lot of attacks in his *sleep*, like an certain lightning breathing Demon Slayer, while Horus went to his younger form to minimize the damage he got from the previous attack) -> Blue Asura’s 18 Scorpius Star Pincer Twists (Yet another of the secret 34 Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Slaya Moonfade (Another of the 7 Murderous Chakra Destroyers, while his Dark Hadou is tapped in once again, against Younger form Horus) -> Blue Asura’s 11 Dragon Boran Streaks (Another of the secret Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Wave Ensemble of Quartet-dillion Stings (Another of the Seven Big Chakra Streaks, while in his Chakra Beast Scorpion form, against Hieracosphinx form Horus in an 2nd bout) -> Blue Asura’s Supreme Jupiter Thunder Eagle Imprint of Shame (Another of the secret 34 Blue Asura MMA techniques) -> Nebula Elysium Storm (Against leopard skin form Horus, along with his left eye getting stabbed with Earl's Grizzly Magnum Bowie knife, coated in his divine blade in order to harm him, and cave in his actual eye socket, on top of all of the damage he got in the fight so far, along with Earl) -> Blue Asura's Sonic Booming Ram Rush to Blue Asura’s Spiral Engraving Frog Circle [Bagua Zhang] (Two of the 34 secret techniques of Earl's MMA style, an mixture of styles, plus improvisation, against Old form Horus) -> Shun Goku Satsu/‘Raging Demon’ (The prime devastating secret technique of the Dark Hadou, but to truly batter his soul, not to destroy it, to Base form Horus).

[Music for the whole fight: Egyptian Warriors [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CkAl_WqGpE] -> Military Aggression [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3JItqYCH-k] -> Dogadon [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8al_6V-fZg] -> Water Breathing Middle Battle [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6YwbNqMBhQ] -> Ashes On The Fire x Beast Titan Theme [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpzOryPjN6c] -> Because Pretty Cure are invincible! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g83a9ThKpno] -> Zenitsu Theme (V2 by Samuel Kim) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8l2ZeOUZEA] -> The Unsubdued [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QASjLo7CstY] -> Emil - Despair [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNE4WM-Si7g] -> Yuusou [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbWZByi7cRc] -> Unravel (Elan Vital cover) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKj2vGm3Ip0] -> Pretty Cure Suite Session Ensemble [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdTiQAEBetc] -> Bloodstained Philosophy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynk9TRv6QpA&t=63s] -> Burn Cosmos [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edVTfVmubY0] -> Vajra Asura VS Vajra Deus [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdZtzlhN99c] -> Combat [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY1ihyBtbA] -> You're Mine [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5gtInauiI]

Then, after that, Earl giving his respect to Horus's spirit and determination, along with personally walking over to the loved ones of the human champions that have fallen before this fight, Lu Bu, Adam, & Raiden Tamaeemon, along with giving respect to Thor, Hercules, & his loved ones, Kojiro Sasaki, & Shiva, giving his respect and condolences to them, even with his damaged body, even with one scared as fuck Horus after being beaten on an hellish level during the fight, Earl walks out of the stadium victorious and back to his room with Brunhilde.

Round 8: R. Dorothy Wayneright, the assistant android of Earl VS Aphrodite, Greek goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, passion and procreation, who has godly marble manipulation and generation power, along with giantess growth and an divine Greek war scythe in hand [Tier level: Planet level, like all of the other major important gods of Valhalla]. [Music for the fight: Cold Steel Coffin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3NNyixNew] -> Sure Promise [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8QAeJk3q94] -> March From Hades [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu1PfWgJBFw] -> Stand A Chance [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1DTQTJxpM] -> Tide of Chaos [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYRXOyVCwDM] -> Deep Red [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uRUPEN8F9U] -> Heats [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOPTVBFpgM] to Sure Promise Union Square [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfjRA7d7XH4]

With the winner ultimately being Dorothy, after she goes into her Big O Buster form and gives one whallop fest that Aphrodite would NEVER forget, being as traumatized as Horus after his defeat from Dorothy's master, Earl Zolubu.

(This is something that I just did for fun because why not? :)

~The Bat~

#just an post made for fun #bagklock universe #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok #earl zolubu #the bat speaks #blue-scorpion-king #random post #horus #aphrodite #inter-universal adventure

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